Jackieboy: Henrik? Are you feeling overprotective?
Schneep, patiently: No.
Jackieboy: Are you?
Schneep, calmly: No.
Jackieboy: Are you sure?
Schneep, evenly: I already told you no.
Jackieboy: ...You wanna go get some coffee?
Schneep: [flailing] WHY DON’T YOU GO GET COFFEE WITH THAT UGLY TWO-FACED CLINGY REPORTER YOU GOT COFFEE WITH YESTERDAY
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