#schnaf

[loveyouhomex]

Rules: go through your last 5 fics and share the first and last line. No context.

@schnaf tagged me - dankeschön ✨

Moods

First: Bea had told him before that Henry sometimes gets into these moods, where he vanishes into his mind for hours or days, not talking, barely eating, hardly existing.

Last: “Thank god, I thought I was gonna be homeless,” Alex breathes out dramatically, followed by a squeak he’s too late to conceal, when Henry pokes him in the ribs.

Lights out and away we go

First: The sun is hidden behind an ever gray sky when Bojan drives up the last few meters to the parking lot in front of the factory in Brackley.

Last: Yeah, maybe trying could actually be good.

It kills me just the same

First: Es ist spät, als Adam den Wagen über den Kies manövriert und vorm Haus zum Stehen bringt.

Last: Sein Leben, in dem es Leo gibt und in dem Leo ihn küsst und hält und “Gute Nacht, Tiger” ins Ohr flüstert.

Let me start a riot

First: The sound of heavy raindrops should be drowned out completely by the noise coming from the garages and the crowd, yet somehow Sebastian can still hear it perfectly well from where he’s sitting.

Last: "Ugh, fuck."

We call it football here, sweetheart (current WIP)

First: Alex has never been good at statistics, he’s got Nora for that after all, but when he steps out of his apartment into the fifth rainy day in a row he’s fairly certain that all those numbers about British summer are true.

Last (so far): There might or mightn’t have been comments from Nora and June but Alex simply let them wash over him without getting into that conversation.

I loved this! I unfortunately have no idea who of my mutuals is still writing, so if you are please feel tagged ❤️

[heartshapedracetrack]

ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳

Dankeeee 🫶🫶🫶🫶🩷🩷

[blueside-hobi]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE ♥♥♥ hope you have a good one ♥

Thank you💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[keonemei]

@schnaf  awww thank you so soo much!! I'm really happy you like it!! 🤍

been pretty silent because I was stuck in this exact moment: 'Muddy Water' Han Jisung and I just had to draw him again! Hope you like it and show some love! find me on insta @keonemei

do not use, edit, reupload without credits, prints without permission.

[schnaf]

heute ist kein guter tag um über fußball nachzudenken. eher ein tag zum vergessen lol. aber damit eben doch wieder denkanstoß.

ich fragte mich in letzter zeit immer wieder.... warum ist es nicht so wie es früher war? ich supporte den verein immer noch, hab da immer noch die connection, das schon. aber... spieler. früher habe ich spieler gestannt. heute nicht mehr. und mir wirds immer wieder bewusst und dann guck ich mir unsere aktuellen spieler an und denk mir "hm joa ders ganz brauchbar" aber letztendlich stanne ich doch nicht, weil ichs nicht fühle.

und heute wurde mir sehr bewusst, warum. weil die aufm papier "ganz brauchbar" aussehen, aber dann.... stehen die aufm platz. punkt. ende. mehr nicht. dIE STEHEN DA RUM und sind so "uuuuh ein ball, wer geht da wohl hin, oooooh ich bin sehr gespannt" und keiner rührt sich auch nur n bisschen.

man kann spiele verlieren. oh junge, hätt ich n problem damit, würde ich woanders stannen. aber man kann halt auch spiele verlieren und trotzdem stolz rausgehen. aber nicht mit dieser mannschaft. das war schon letzte saison so, bis hin zum klassenerhalt nach abpfiff aka klassenerhalt dank h*ffenheim und jetzt? jetzt spielen die gegen ne mannschaft, die zwei klassen tiefer spielt........... und tun NIX.

also abgesehen dass die saison ein heidenspaß wird................

vor n paar jahren, als ich noch spieler stannte, war die mannschaft nicht gut. spielerisch gabs da nicht sooooooo viel zu holen. aber sie konnten kämpfen. sie hatten bock. sie konnten beißen. und dafür hab ich sie gestannt. heute? keinerlei stanmaterial.

[jooyeonjooyeoff]

BLORBO POLL!

Rules: make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite.

Tagged by @corvid-cryptidd

No Pressure Tags: @schnaf @smolldragon @hunter-sylvester @kuroko99 @thrushsong-kvaris @thrushsong-kvaris

[phanfictioncatalogue]

One Word Fic Titles (7) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six

Angelfish (ao3) - PyroStormIsBae

Summary: musings on phil’s anxiety, self image issues, and new hair + how dan loves him through it all.

Appreciation (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: "He's meant to just be appreciated."

Dan shows Phil how much he appreciates all of him.

Babylon (ao3) - ottertrashpalace

Summary: Just a little story about two boys realizing that they can make their own rules, and even if it's hard, they are worth it.

Believer (ao3) - phancakesandcoffee (decayedgeeway)

Summary: Dan's been hiding his feelings for almost 10 years. What happens when he can't keep hiding?

Benefits (ao3) - Misha_with_wings

Summary: They never talked about it.

"It" being those nights where one or both of them just needed a release and they helped each other out.

Maybe they both secretly wished they were more than friends, but friendship did have its benefits.

blackpool (ao3) - watergator (orphan_account)

Summary: dan and phil celebrate ten years together

Blonde (ao3) - philforscale

Summary: Phil went blonde. Dan loves it.

borrowed (ao3) - dan-whoell (infiniteseriesofhalfways)

Summary: Dan borrows an outfit to go down to the corner shop.

Butterfly (ao3) - A_Million_Regrets

Summary: Phil Lester, a lonely writer, finds a dying boy with beautiful black wings on a cold, rainy night in a dingy alleyway. He recognizes the boy as one of the winged men hated by human society. They are considered to be wild, ferocious beasts, but Phil's sympathy forces him to help the boy.

What happens when the boy, considered to be a wild beast, gets too attached and follows him home with an innocent, dimpled smile?

Dandelions (ao3) - throughtheirsnoses (det395)

Summary: Phil returns to his small town after studying how to improve his power that lets him grow plants with his mind. Phil is anxious and struggling with the expectations put on him to grow new plant-based medicine and on top of it all, his childhood best friend, Dan, gets his heart broken and turns to Phil as a rebound. Phil panics.

dangender (ao3) - classichysteria

Summary: it’s late at night and dan just wants to talk about what’s on his their mind

Desires (ao3) - A_Million_Regrets

Summary: What would you do if you were suddenly hauled from your inauspicious life and dumped into an unforeseen catastrophe with your worst enemy?

Dan Howell and Phil Lester completely and utterly hate each other. They fight every time they meet, and all of their friends are tired of it. But one day, these two hot-headed, reckless men stumble through a secret passage in a mysterious old house and wake up on a strange island uninhabited by other intelligent life forms. They only have each other and no way to escape. Will they fight to death, or will they learn to trust each other in a world where no one else exists? Can they put aside their mutual hatred for each other to survive this misfortune?

Dress (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: After the Halloween Baking video, Sister Daniel has some fun with Phil and Phil… Well, Phil should just be glad he made it through the end of the filming.

Float (ao3) - Aliquis

Summary: Dan's a professional, after all, and this is his job. Just another day at the office in front of hundreds of their grown-up fans whose expectations exited the stratosphere somewhere between his last two posts on socials. Fuck.

Her (ao3) - Absolutefilthimsosorry

Summary: Set after Dan’s birthday stream.

A new costume for Phil leads to a new kind of roleplay

holiday (ao3) - dan-whoell (infiniteseriesofhalfways)

Summary: two moments on holiday, fourteen years apart

Home (ao3) - Japhan2024

Summary: Dan visits Phil for the first time. This is how I envision it would have gone.

Kaleidoscope (ao3) - danisnotinteresting

Summary: A fan makes up a rumour about Dan which turns out to be true, he assumes Phil must of leaked this and becomes very distraught.

papercut (ao3) - schnaf

Summary: A cut. A tiny little cut, barely visible - just like a papercut. A cut - and yet, to Dan, it’s so much more. It’s the case he’s working on, the case only he seems to be taking seriously - it’s a serial killer’s signature. So when he gets the chance to track down the murderer, he doesn’t hesitate. And then, there’s Phil, Phil who’s making the chase so much more bearable, Phil who adds something completely different to his task. But things aren’t always what they seem.

Phlonde (ao3) - greyskysss

Summary: Phil gets his hair dyed. Thats the fic

pigeons (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: Dan is wondering if it’s too late to admit he really doesn't care for pigeons all that much.

Or, it's 2017, and the two just moved to the new flat which has a balcony and a new hyper fixation for Phil.

Pounce (ao3) - Kim_Aurora_135

Summary: Dan and Phil met online. This is a fiction of the first in-person meeting.

Precious (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: dnp have intimate lazy sex or whatever the fuck made people so mad on twitter. ( I didn't write the post, I'm just using it as a prompt)

Their first night on holiday.

rebrand (ao3) - dan-whoell (infiniteseriesofhalfways)

Summary: Phil makes some changes and meets a boy named Dan.

Ribs (ao3) - dumbclownsao3

Summary: Dan had felt old from a very young age.

snowballs (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: your mum is trying to get me drunk

Someday (ao3) - philsdrill

Summary: “Everyone had a link with their soulmates, some could hear some of their partners thoughts, some had a tattoo that would appear with their partners name; for me, I knew when they got sick.” For a while Phil has thought that his soulmate might have an eating disorder and doesn’t expect to meet him in the restaurant where he works.

sunkissed (ao3) - ivylakes

Summary: Maybe Phil was made to pour warmth into this man and leave little marks all over his body the way the sun does when it covers his skin with freckles. Maybe everything they’ve ever done and every little way they’ve loved each other has culminated in this very moment, where they can hardly see each other in the low light but are still brighter than the yellow light that breaks through the sky and glitters on the ocean.

Or, Dan and Phil go on holiday, and every photo they take tells a story.

Terminal (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Phil finds himself stuck in an airport in Florida when a nasty storm blows in from the coast. His phone is dying and his will to live without it is too. He stumbles across a cute brunette who may be just as dorky as himself, and of course flirting ensues. And maybe this cute stranger has a charger to spare?

Really your goal as a reader is to solve the incredible important mystery of whether or not he gets his phone charged (and maybe have a little Phan story along the way)

Truth (ao3) - Mysticallykai

Summary: Dan realizes that he needs to live his truth after the Interactive Introverts tour ends.

[umbreonwolfy]

your bias + how you need to be loved

Thank you for tagging me, love @cherrrywon

like lovers watching the sunset

calm, focused, tender. you need to be loved in the way teenagers kiss in the rain and giggle behind hands. you need to be loved like a child, taken care of, watched over, focused on. you need to feel the warmth of the sun, you need to feel the love rushing through your veins. you need to be reminded that love is worth it, and it’s beautiful to experience. you need to be loved in a way that is refreshing, again and again.

Npt: @l3visbby @iamnotactuallyalive @schnaf @dramalets @hanjitonin @bibaram @heademptynothoughts @imogenegomi @loonyphantomtree @q12-kai @mooniyuta @lesseraphins

I wasn't sure if I should post this here or on @kpop-nonsense-v but here we are

[berg-gry]

@schnaf

du!! haha <3

dann nutze ich die gelegenheit doch mal, um direkt bei dir als auslöser des ganzen nachzufragen, ob dir denn auch die kleine addition in meinem icon aufgefallen ist, die sich seit mehr als einem halben jahr dort versteckt? 👀

[dimpledpran]

get to know me ask game

thanks for tagging me @morkofday ♥

RULES: bold the ones that are true and tag 15 people to do it.

APPEARANCE

Blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I typically wear makeup // I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami // I prefer movies to tv shows // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with friends // I travel during work or school breaks (I work just so I can travel) // I can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIP

I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year // I have a crush // I have a best friend who I’ve known for ten years // my parents are together // I have dated a best friend // I am adopted // My crush has confessed to me // I have (had) a long distance relationship // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online (several ♥)

AESTHETICS

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sun rise // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep // I enjoy thunderstorms // I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire // I pay close attention to colors // I find mystery in the ocean // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favorite season

MISCELLANEOUS

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote // I like the smell of sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower (It's a concert evryday) // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least 3 dogs

tagging: @schnaf @disasterbabygirlnick @fuujiikaze @fitfmybeloved @i-got-the-feels @telomeke @fangrui @dimplesandfierceeyes @oswlld @xiaojaan @first-kanaphan @nongnaos @fiercynn @maikhiwi00 @khaotungsfirst (No pressure ♥ )

[loveyouhomex]

20 fic tag meme

@schnaf tagged me, thank you for this! 💫

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favourite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favourite authors!

It kills me just the same [spatort]: Es ist spät, als Adam den Wagen über den Kies manövriert und vorm Haus zum Stehen bringt.

Let me start a Riot [sewis]: Splish, Splash.

Damn you, Max Fewtrell [carlando]: Groaning, Lando rubs his eyes that are still heavy from sleep.

I've got you [sewis]: The sun is standing high in the German afternoon sky and Seb has to shield his eyes with one hand to get through the pitlane without causing an accident due to being blinded by the sun.

Adrenalin [sewis]: It’s already late in the evening when Sebastian comes back to his room, a small smile edged on his face.

Someone To You [sewis]: Hot water is running down Seb’s face as he’s holding it into the stream coming from the showerhead.

Confetti [sewis]: When Lewis climbed out of the car in the Mercedes garage, he could feel every single minute of driving he had done over the past three days in his bones.

A Christmas Surprise [carlando]: The room is still painted in the dark colours of an early winter morning, when Lando feels himself waking up.

Work in Progress [sewis]: Grow.

Work in Progress [sewis]: Lewis has his gaze fixed on his phone when he’s walking up the gravel road to the secondary school, chuckling at Angela’s rant about some new guy at the gym who thinks he’s got it all figured out before even starting his training, talking his best friend’s ear off about the best ways to get toned in two weeks.

Work in Progress [spatort]: "Wir haben ne Leiche."

Okay so what I can gather is that I have either only one or two words, or wayyyyy to long first sentences haha. I think my fav out of all of them is number 8 ("The room is still painted in the dark colours of an early winter morning, when Lando feels himself waking up.").

I don't actually know who of my mutuals is still writing, so please feel tagged if you want to do this ♥️

[soulminyg]

Thank you @schnaf for tagging me<3

Rules: tag 9 people you want to know better

Last song: Espresso, covered by Wallows

Last show: Ni una más/ Raising voices from Netflix

Currently watching: Bridgerton S3, waiting for part 2 to be released

Currently reading: Radio Silence reread since I recently got the illustrated cover version<3

Current obsession: I don't really know, probably the new THG book and movie coming in like... A hundred years lol, my reading passion is resurging bc of this and all the theories and the headcanons and opinions! So amazing, I'm feeling it. Also a podcast called Penitencia, don't even get me started, I love it profoundly.

Open tag to anyone who wants to do it, and I won't tag 9 people but @yellowjellobean @literally-maria @wintrbears if you want<3

P.D.: LOOK AT HER SHE'S SO PRETTY!!!!

[blueside-hobi]

Okay guys, it's everyone's (or just my) favorite time of the year! Happy Spotify Wrapped Day!

Time to share your wrapped🎵 feel free to share whatever slides you want, I just like oversharing😅

Tagging @setmefreeii @clutterbugs @polaroidlovemp3 @impossibletruths @jiminsproof @schnaf @kimchokejin @seraphjimin @yearningsea @minieggukie @palpalopaloma @mindofnmn @sinceritythatcouldntbedelivered @bobagukks and anyone else if anyone wants to!

[det395]

thanks @schnaf for tagging me, what a cool little tool!

✨️May Receiptify✨️

here's all of mine!

i tag @daydreaming-sunflower (bc your journal is the reason ive been obsessively listening to jazmin bean) @marranje @randomcat1832 @natigail @throwing-roses-into-the-abyss @curlyhairedbooklover @thewakeless

[sunshine304]

Thank you @khaotungsfirst for the tag! What a cute idea!

I'm tagging some people, perhaps you'd like to check it out! No pressure though, of course! ♥

@gingersnapwolves, @emrinalex, @schnaf, @stultiloquentia, @totallysilvergirl, @armitageshux, @sweetlittlevampire, @dragongirlg-fics, @ziusik, @cendiar, @bcgphoenix, @three--rings, @spookykingdomstarlight, @alightbuthappypen

[jooyeonjooyeoff]

Keeping it at 10 was a struggle

Tagged by the lovely @hellion-child

Tagging with zero pressure: @corvid-cryptidd @hunter-sylvester @schnaf @kuroko99 @smolldragon @thrushsong-kvaris