#scarymikeroleplay

[notsoscarymike]

welcome to

the funny maze

. . .

hello there! youve stumbled across a Scary Mike roleplay blog!!! (yess! we love underrated npcs!)

this blog is run by @bitzerbam. you may call me bitzer or mike; they both work.

for this blog, i will be using it/its pronouns courtesy to the character. please respect those!!!

here are some of my headcannons for Scary Mike because there is basically nothing out there:

°. it is very hostile and aggressive.

°. absolutely hates people.

°. despises the funny maze and everybody in it.

°. can manage conversing with Pest and FleshCousin.

°. eats players to diminish everlasting hunger.

°. STINKS. like worse than Infected. really fucking bad.

°. legally blind.

°. sensitive to daylight.

°. really quiet but also really loud at the same time?? screaming but whispering???? °. finds enjoyment screaming with Clover.

°. can speak various languages.

annnnnnddd other stuff. cant think of too much right neow.

! disclaimer !

i am a minor! please do not send nsfw asks into the box! save that for the adults.

i am also a proud member of the queer community, stand against racism, and stand with palestine and ukraine! if you believe in a future against any of them, please leave <3

tags:

#scarymikeroleplay -- for when im in character ! #noscarymike -- for when im out of character ! #scarymikedraws -- when i post some art ! #scarymikereblog -- when i reblog a post ! #scarymikescreams -- random posts !

[notsoscarymike]

Meat mice will contradict the senate

. . . WHAT.? WHAT FOR THE WHAT.?

YOU MAKE NO SENSE.

[notsoscarymike]

Do you like lasagna?

. . . I'VE NEVER TRIED LASAGNA. IT LOOKS WET.