#scarltdamsel

[invaderofdoom]

"An EARTH kid? You-- you're kidding me, right?" Of course Roxanne, of all humans, would see through a disguise. She was sharp-- cunning-- and willing to see the angles others weren't. The kid with the GREEN complexion stood out like a sore thumb. Especially considering her paramour was BLUE as the sky above. Roxanne crouched down, tucking her skirt underneath her. "And what do you like to do for FUN, earth kid?"

          “…Yes- I mean, eh- NO, I assure you I am not kidding. I am ABSOLUTELY 100% human.” He was visibly nervous, not quite meeting the woman’s eyes as he spoke. He fidgeted with his hands a bit before continuing on. “Oh, you know us urth kids… Not kidding about being human and LOVING to, eh…” FUCK what did human kids like to do? “…do good in skool and wear shoes…”

[ifhollicould-archived]

"There you are babe." She'd spotted the woman clear across the bar being harassed by a patron. Without skipping a beat she slipped an arm around Holli's waist, cuddling up close as she set down her drink. "You would not BELIEVE the line at the bar-- but I got you your favorite." Slowly she turned her gaze toward the disgruntled male. "I already got our drinks-- you don't have to take our order." Why yes-- she was talking down to that jerk. Because why not treat a creep like garbage?

     Downing her own drink, Holli had not even truly been paying any proper attention to the man that was trying so hard to get into her good graces. His voice was nothing but white noise in the background. In fact, Holli didn’t even really see him as a threat. More like a minor annoyance -- like a mosquito that would not quit buzzing in her ear. 

     The blonde had planned on taking a step back and leaving the schmuck to himself but before she could even make a move, a lithe arm is wrapped around her waist. Her eyes blow wide open and she whips her head to face the woman who has now invaded her space. Within moments, understanding is soon upon her. She sets down her now empty glass and leans her hip to the other woman’s.

               ❛  Awww. Thanks, sweetface. I was just done with this one, too. ❜  To really sell it, the blonde presses her lips to Roxanne’s cheek, leaving a pink lipstick mark in its place once she pulls away. The fella who had been so keen on Holli before ambles away, defeated, muttering some choice words under his breath along the way. 

        As soon as the pair are left alone, Holli turns to the other, amusement clear on her face. 

              ❛  – That better be a whiskey. I don’t put on shows like that for free, after all. ❜  

[holdonescards]

Darkside in B4, if ya like.

EXPRESSION MEME || Selectively Accepting || @scarltdamsel

Someone...needs to run.

[evillainous-blog]

@scarltdamsel

            The wind batted at his cape, causing it to flutter and billow dramatically out across the rooftop -- perfect weather for an evil plot, if he did say so himself. But not for long, he thought with a twisted sort of relish as he spun around to face his customary captive, snapping his cape wide in a showy fashion.

            ❝  -- Behold the end of Metrocity, Miss Ritchi! Impressive, isn't it?  ❞

He boasted without a shred of shame or inhibition, gesturing widely with his long, gloved limbs toward the massive hulking machination poised on the other end of the rooftop, all jagged edges and spray-painted shark fins and intimidation.

            ❝ -- I call it the DOOM-YOU-LO NIMBUS! ( get it? ) This latest invention of mine will hearken down all manner of Earth's most fearsome forces from the skies -- Lightening! Hurricanes! Tornadoes! Soon the city will be leveled by the wrathful hand of nature, and even your precious Metro Man won't be able to ...weather the conditions. ❞

            An evil chuckle bubbled up from his chest as he steepled his fingers, clearly much too proud of that base and terrible pun that had slipped his pale blue lips.

[all-that-super-genius]

🎭

Drawing meme: 🎭- in cosplay/Halloween costume/disguise

      “Surprise, reporter-maiden! I vant to suck your bl-eeuuARRGH.”

[firstofsakaar]

BTW I got a fashion Props to @ragetrusted who found it for me

[antagonisrn]

"Syndrome? That's-- pretty clever." Bound to a chair as usual, he had a truly captive audience. Getting to know this new supervillain might give her some insight on how to BEST him. "I'm guessing your super-nefarious abilities relate to the name? What exactly brings you to Metro City? And who does your hair?" That kind of lift was something to be admired-- it was as if his hair defied gravity. "Wait-- you're not working with Megamind, are you?" Big hair and big head could mean a big headache.

A brow perked up in vague intrigue, a smirk cracking at the edge of his mouth.

" Curious one, aren't you ? Well, for starters, I would suggest you omit the whole, ' super villain ' thing from your phrasing, Miss, uh. Ritchi, is it ? " 

" I prefer to think of myself as misunderstood.   Metro City is a decent enough town, sure, but are you really going to happily rely   on that tassel-wearing megalomaniac for the rest of your life?   Change has GOT to happen, and luckily enough for you, I'm here to spearhead it.

  Thinking you'll always be safe as long as there's a big,   strong SUPER to save you is a condition. It's weakness.  I'm the antidote to that pitiful weakness.   It's unfortunate that we've met under such circumstances,   I could almost see us getting along, but III can't really have you going off,   spreading rumors about me and my, ah.   Business associate. "

He reached up for a small, wall-mounted metal box, aiming its blue laser at her forehead — stolen NSA tech : their fool-proof mind-wipe device.

" Of course, killing you wouldn't be any more productive than that, either.  Oh, and before I forget — Aqua-Net. "

[faemoria-arch]

@scarltdamsel | | I’m not as strong as you . Thor Ragnarok Starters

              𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓼 𝓣𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓪 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹  but let out a stark laugh .           ❛  Sweet girl , you are as strong as any Guardian I have met ! You may not have my physical strength ,   ❜ she says , curling her fingers against her palm ,  ❛  Or the fortitude of the fae . But you have a strong heart that has survived beyond childhood , and that is a special thing indeed . Truly , while a low bar , the fact that you would even seek me out at your age with out the self-interest of money or fame or power is little short of remarkable .    ❜          The Memory Queen steps around the border of the fountain , seemingly taking some form of amusement in the effort of balancing along it on her feet , and finding it of more immediate interest than Roxanne herself . But she continues nonetheless .         ❛  I do not like many of you adult humans , so I assure you this is not merely some empty sentiment to make you feel more at peace . That passion for finding the truth , among some other admirable qualities of yours , is not something just everyone has , you know .   ❜

[movedto-memorytides]

"Hey hey-- relax, kid. I'll help you find your parents. My name's Roxanne-- what's yours?" She crouched down with a smile to help the young man, trying her best to speak in a soothing voice. Helping a kid out while an all-out brawl was happening was pretty odd-- especially considering it was HER partner who was defending the citizens of this small town. Megamind could handle the masked villain-- SHE would help get people to safety.

Miguel ran as fast as he can through the streets of Santa Cecilia, the familiar route to his home. “Mama!! Papa!!!” People bumped into each other trying to get away from the threat of the masked stranger. This has never happened in the small city, sure Miguel’s heard of villains through the small radio that he has hidden in his secret sanctuary. But instead of trying to run from the danger, he was more worried about finding his family. “Abuelita! Papa Franco!!”

Face first he ran into a woman, who seemed way too calm, compared to the scattering citizens. He can just hear his abuelita lecture him about his manners, and he spoke up, “L-Lo siento… I-I’m looking for my family. Hurry, we have to get away!” Miguel found a spot to hide and took the mano de señora, before running to the spot and he just has to hope his family got away from the fight happening. @scarltdamsel

[firstofsakaar]

@scarltdamsel replied to your post “*COME AND SLAM MY URL, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM.”

FIGHT ME.

[holdonescards]

Fighty lady is trying to beat heartless with a baseball bat. Look at her GO.

INDEED, LOOK AT HER GO. The sight puzzled Luxord enough to slow his stride to a stop, curiously watching from a distance. She’s human, no doubt about that, but she handled herself with a bold strength that he’d seen commonly in brutish, well-trained warriors.

 Without a doubt, she looked impressive. Her swings wild and forceful. If Luxord approached he had no doubt that he would need to dodge the bat.

An inkling of concern wormed its way into the back of his mind. Slowly an inhale of breath filled his lungs as he attempted to fight it off, yet he found his cards fanning out in his hand. 

The cards slice through the air, taking out one heartless that lashed out of her from a blind side. ❝ Pardon me for interrupting, but could I offer you some assistance? ❞

[sonxflight-a]

❝ Is there somewhere you can meet me? ❞

☯ Hurt & Bitter Starter Sentences ║ @scarltdamsel ☯

“Of course...”

“I can hear the worry in your tone... Is there something wrong?”

[theonios]

scarltdamsel followed you

“Oh, be still my beating heart! If it isn’t Foxy Miss Roxy from Channel 8!” Dio’s warm already, kind and kind of drunk - on the atmosphere, the party, moreso than the class of Sauvignon Blanc in his hand - as he pulls the reporter into a hug, smile bright and and focused.

“You look AMAZING, cupcake! How’s the City treating you?”

[batenby-blog]

* @scarltdamsel

  batman liked getting a microphone shoved  in their face  as much as they loved it when it happened to them as  bruce  wayne   --   which was  not at all.    with  a gloved  hand,   they pushed it away,   looking at  roxanne in that  almost  bored,  stoic  expression they had a tendency  to  carry.  it had been a while since they stopped being bothered my reporters  ever since  vicki vale had gotten used to  them  declining to speak;  they assumed she must be new.       “ no comment. “    they said,   passing her by. 

[evillainous-blog]

@scarltdamsel

                                my REPUTATION’S never been worse, so…                                               you must like me for me