#scandimemes

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I'm out of control adfhgJKGHJKL--

((Prompt by @bigfictionallove))

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I’M A COUPLE OF DAYS LATE, BUT IT IS PRIDE MONTH, MY DUDES!!! 

Featuring me and my F/O’s:

Me: Asexual biromantic

Sweden (platonic): Asexual homoromantic

Germany (romantic - MAIN): Demisexual

Asterix and Obelix (familial): Asexual panromantic (in a QPR with eachother)

Sherlock (romantic): Asexual demiromantic

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@littlestlostsheep @little-fairyfox-ships 

It is done

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(fIRST OF I'M sorry to hear what happened with you guys with the Eurovision thingy-) Do you guys plan to go to the beach this summer?

Ger: “Of course! It’s not summer until you get the chance to take a nice, proper swim in the ocean, right?”

*M pops in: “But the water’s so cold, that’s no fun! And the sand is too hot!”*

“Also, what if my toe gets cut off by a crab? Or if a huge wave manage to throw me off my feet? You always swim so far away, I’m not even able to catch up with you! I just don’t wanna drown, okay??”

Ger: “..You’re the indoors-type, as always.”

Swe: “..I think the right word ‘s the swimmin’-pool-type.”

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so.... madonna, eh?

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Iceland’s Entry in ESC

(@shipmyself)

Ger: “Where do I even begin with this..? Iceland, what were you thinking..?!”

Swe: “...He's a r'bellious teenager, what did y' expect? ..Suits him, 't least.”

M, still covering her eyes: “..My everywhere hurts. Badly.”

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I think my ask was eaten by Tumblr but oh well- anyway! I'm curious, how did you all meet? (@apastelmess)

Ger: “As a country, I (of course) knew who Sweden was. He was the Lion, as they all called him at one point. However, we didn’t get the chance to actually meet eachother until 19th century, I think.”

“He, too, knew who I was, because of my brother. And.. what more can I say? We weren’t exactly close back then, and not so much now. Nowadays, we’re just aquaintances, no more no less.”

Swe: “..I guess I never mention’d how I met Margaret, huh? ‘twas kinda like a coincidence, actually. She was travelin’ with her family, ‘nd I was somehow at th’ right place at th’ right time. From what I saw, she accidentely got seperat’d from them, ‘nd was startin’ to panic. At first, I was too shy t’ step in, but I remember she start’d crying, which gave me th’ bravery to talk to her. After helpin’ her find her family, we somehow end’d up meetin’ eachother over ‘nd over again before they had t’ leave.”

“..A year later, they came back. Y’ should see th’ look on her face once she noticed me walkin’ by.. hilarious. At that moment, we decided t’ stay in touch. And.. that’s all I have t’ say about that.”

Ger: “As with Margaret, I.. remember Austria and I still shared an apartment by the time we met. Austria usually had music students visit him for rehearsals and music lessons, while I was doing my work as usual. However, Austria had forgot to mention that he had plans on collaborating with a new music-partner. From what he explained later, he and Margaret had been talking through e-mails, and eventually agreed upon meeting eachother. Then one day, she.. rang the door-bell, and I, having no idea of it all, opened the door..”

“..And there she was. She actually took me a bit off-guard, seeing her standing there, hearing her foreign accent as she tried to speak in German. That, and.. her appearance was not what I was expecting..! In faint confusion, I let her in after hearing her explanation, and after that encounter, she kept visiting us for more lessons. W-We didn’t talk to eachother at first. Just a few greetings here and there, but..”

“..she eventually went up to me, admitting that she wanted to get to know me better. She even started thanking me for all the times I had let her in, of all things..! I was so suprised, it took a few seconds before I managed to speak. It was awkward, but.. we eventually started talking more often. And.. do I need to say more?”

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Headcanons about how my F/O’s would enter my room to comfort me

because I’m having a shitty day and I need a hug— (Shoutout to @littlestlostsheep for cheering me up with this concept!!)

Germany: Would do the very back knock-before-you-enter. «Are you alright? Is there anything you need?» in a gentle tone. Is a bit awkward about it, because feelings?? He hasn’t heard that name in years— Also, hugs. Lots and lots of hugs. Would kiss me in comfort as well, murmuring softly in my ear while I snuggle close to him.

Sherlock: Would probably Assassins’ Creed(TM) into my room with several disguises and all because he knows I would immediately fUCKING LOSE IT EVERYTIME— Would bring me a cup of tea. An actions-speak-louder-than-words kinda guy. Also, would probably call me «love». (This is rare... VERY RARE.)

Sweden: How did he get in my room? Who knows. He’ll distract me with video games and wholesome memes, giving me big bear hugs here and there. Best friend in the world, 10/10 A++ would recommend.

Asterix and Obelix: We’re from different universes. They can’t reach my room, no matter how hard they try. They’re doomed. They are the Ultimate Huggers(TM). What’s that? I’m sad? Boom, they’re squeezing me to death while crying about how I should stop crying aldjdkfjkhkh— They’re just trying their best, okay??

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Sweden what's your funniest memory together? (selfloving-shipper)

((@selfloving-shipper))

Swe: “..I honestly can’t choose one, so I have t’ choose both of these for ya:

When w’ watched Eurovision. A bit vague, I know, but it’s always a roller-coaster for th’ both of us

That time w’ played Smash Bros. I played as Snake and planted a mine to trap her, only t’ somehow blow myself up instead, sending myself off the stage and getting a game over. We had t’ stop playing because we were both laughin’ so hard.”

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Hi Sweden, how are you doing today? What do you two like to do when you hang out together?

Swe: “Oh, I’m fine, thank you. Just easin’ up after m’ birthday, which was yest’rday. ‘nd as for th’ other question, usually we just.. talk. We’re not so good w’th plannin’ out everythin’ we wanna do (it always ends up w’th us doin’ nothing, anyway), so we just.. talk, and take it from there.”

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~ Microphone Ask Meme ~

Sorry for taking so long, but here it is!!

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Ah, Margaret. My good friend. How have you been? I'm writing this letter to tell you how good of a friend you are, and that I'm glad I met you. I hope you'llcome visit again soon. -Sweden.

*inhale* S W E

It’s been okay so far. Still salty about the uhh… obvious, bullshit results from Eurovision, bUT I’M OKAY (aljglksgjklgsj why did you end up beating us again alkgjslkgjklsg)

Swe, I would fucking die for you okay!! I love getting your letters, even if they’re very few and short!! I love you, bud!! I’ll come and hang out with you after my finals, okay? Kk thanks bye–

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Oh! Germany,Sweden, are you happy Norway passed? Are you enjoying this year's Eurovioson? Margaret seems pretty happy about it! -@apastelmess

Ger: “Well, compared to most of the uh.. other disastrous entries..”

“..it was alright? Granted, I had heard the song before, so it wasn’t the biggest suprise. But.. I was really impressed. Not just with the song, but how the audience reacted to it. Everyone was cheering for them, and it was nothing like earlier. It was.. a very fascinating experience to witness, from my perspective.”

“.. I guess that explains why Margaret started tearing up as we heard the cheers. She looked so.. happy.”

Swe: “Isn’t ‘t obvious? They haven’t had proper, Sami representation ‘n their entries since 1980. Last time w’ got that, was actually ‘n our entry from 2000. Glad t’ see ‘t again.”

*M pops in, in tears while singing: “I SEE YOUR SPIRIT IN THE SKYYYYY~” ; 7 ;*

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Oh dear, Ber, I'm sorry if that was a bit of a touchy subject! Me and my best friend get it so much too, but we typically just ignore it. I'm sorry you guys have to go through that too! Do you two typically stay in when you hang out as a result? Me and my friend usually play video games and just chat, what about you two?

Swe: “No need t’ apologize, anon. You were just asking, nothin’ wrong with that.”

“And yeah.. w’ pretty much do the same thing as y’ two. I guess it’s a small world, after all.”

*M pops in, singing: “IT’S A SMALL WORLD, AFTER ALL–”*

Swe: “NO, no.. Anythin’ but that–”

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how are you all??? how's Margaret??? what're y'all doing rn besides answering nifty questions?

Ger: “Oh, hello, anon! Things seem be to calmer now. At least.. she seems calmer. We were all watching a movie, earlier. It seemed to help both her and Mr. Sweden, actually. Oh, and I’m alright. Sherlock, however–”

Sher: “If you call ‘insensitive glaring at me while I let her rest her head on my shoulder’ alright, then please re-check your English vocabulary one more time before you dare to speak again.”

Ger: “Well, then you can please re-check your own actions before you judge, Detective. Your hypocrisy is hurting my eyes, watching you stare at me like that just because I held her hand..!”

*M pops in: “Girls, girls, you’re both pretty. Now, could you two try NOT to slit eachother’s throats for the rest of the evening? ‘Kay, thanks.”*

Swe: “…Could w’ please just finish th’ movie, already–”

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Sweden! I'm not sure if you've already been asked this, but do you and Margaret like to watch movies together when y'all hang out?? Any favorites? .w.

Swe: “..Sure w’ do, but not always. Margaret has told me she often gets too restless sometimes while watchin’ them. So, we try t’ balance it out. But yes, when w’ both feel like it, w’ do.”

“W’ both have a thing for animation, so we like to search for those.. hidden and underrated movies. Like Persepolis, Les Triplettes de Belleville, and such. Y’ know.. movies like that.”