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Eddie, postjng to his socials: This is how every conversation with my husband has went for the past two weeks
Eddie, as Eddie: Do you want to do something fun?
Eddie, as Steve: We canât. We have to go get experimented on by the government.
Eddie, as Eddie: Ughhhh
Steve, as Steve:
Steve, as Steve: Theyâre going to euthanize you this year. Donât post that anywhere
Eddie, as Eddie: *posts everywhere*
#their fbi agent: *banging their head against the desk when they see this video*#video: *gets taken down for violating app guidelines for some reason*#itâs literally a physical and blood work#everybody who came into contact with the upside down is supposed to get a yearly checkup#they pay them to do it and Steveâs got to get his brain scanned one a year anyways so might as well make the government pay for it#steve harrington#eddie munson#eddie munson tiktok saga
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from CN mag UK
#boy eddy âconductâ?#those tutoring lessons must be paying off#ed edd n eddy#eene#cn mag#cartoon network magazine#scans
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Just a couple of my favourites from Lynd Wardâs illustrations of Les Miserables
#Les Miserables#the brick#Lynd Ward#Jean Valjean#Javert#if anyone would like to pay the hundreds of dollars Iâd need to do actual scans of these feel free#in the meantime be content with shitty screenies from archive dot org#can I also say how obsessed I am with the star imagery even tho like⌠obvi this was illustrated decades before the musical#and I feel like stars were not a big part of Javertâs thoughts in the brick
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#i have finals im working on so no new art instead ive hired this mind to look at you#working on a comic but its taking forever. luckily i have scanned traditional artwork which does not take forever. gonna edit and post soon#but in the meantime he will stare. i pay him well#chonny jash#cccc#jaggy posts
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my fellow anxiety havers what is one of your mundane day-to-day tasks that should by no means be anything remarkable but feels like you are being hunted for sport. iâll go first: putting all of your groceries on the conveyor belt during checkout is like a long series of quick time events to me
#marzi speaks#itâs bc like. you have a cart Full of groceries#there is a cashier looking to scan the groceries#there is (often) a bagger looking to bag the groceries and put them back in your cart#goal: get as many groceries onto that belt as fast as possible#REMEMBER: heaviest items go first so that nothing gets crushed when the bagger puts the groceries back in your cart#it is so stressful. move so fast âwhich of these items is gonna be heavierâ getting to the end and realizing you missed like 3 cansâŚ#itâs even worse if there are ppl behind you. i live in texas so i can at least make socially acceptable conversation with the cashier#EXCEPT iâm already way overthinking the conveyor belt situation. iâm already frazzled#and now i gotta do small talk? oh god#on the bright side i am so fast at it itâs insane. i move faster than the cashier can keep up with#which is A Good Thing. bc that means i am at max efficiency#but like. WAAAUUGHH#and then u pay and hope the card reader isnât gonna be a bitch#and you sit there for a moment while the cashier and bagger bag the rest of your groceries#and ur like ââŚ.should i help should i stay hereâ#tbh checkout is why i like never go grocery shopping alone if i know i wonât have self check out#bc what if there is no bagger. then i gotta balance Get Groceries On Belt. Pay For Groceries. AND Bag The Groceries#ouh god the time concerns. no . never. you canât make me do that alone#someone handles the transaction while the other person bags itâs the only reasonable way to do it#i KNOW logically that it is not a big deal. but i hate the idea of making anyone wait for me
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Look at these stickers my brain is literally so huge. God. I love them so much.
I hadn't tried to do a sticker sheet at home before because I knew it would be difficult, and I was right! Getting the cut lines to line up with the print was super hard and there were many failed attempts, but it was so worth it I'm so happy with them!!!
This sticker sheet is for my patrons this month ^^
#like seriously I wasted like 10 entire sheets#normally when I do stickers I get to arrange them on a 'print and cut' sheet#which basically has these black marks in the corners that the machine can scan so it can cut based off of where those marks were#so it gets to line up muuuch easier#but with this I didnt want to have just like 2 sticker sheets a page... I wanted to have 4 for an 8.5x11 piece of paper?#cause of obvious reasons I feel#cause the print and cut takes an inch all around#I'm not sure it would be replicable either tbh? like if I were to design another sheet I would have to waste a bunch of papers again#cause for some reason the individual cut lines werent like... it wasnt like it was just entirely offset or entirely scaled 1:1#it was like some parts had to scoot up some spots had to scoot over some down whatever#so I think I would have to print cut and test again#but. also I did all that and realized. I could have been testing this on normal pieces of paper... I didnt have to use sticker paper#its fine! just makes me feel less bad about trying to do this again in the future#the sticker paper isnt that expensive this wasnt terrible#anyways. might do more in the future! I only have one other idea right now for a sticker sheet bt I wanna do it eventually#not like I wont ever have other ideas. obviously.#I just generally try to only make stuff that i'd actually wanna have so i'm not trying to make a ton of designs or whatever#this is actually also why i'm often sort of... late? on the patreon designs#not late like i send them out as soon as payments get processed for that month the design was for#but ideally id be making them ahead of time enough that people could sign up or sign off if theyre interested or not...#but I just dont wanna make a design that feels procedural... I CAN but I wanna make things that are creative and worth paying for!#so. I often will spend multiple days mulling over ideas for that months designs. so I'm not very ahead at all haha#anyways. yeah these are for october and then I've also gotta draw a halloween themed drawing for this year in general that will be the prin#i lov halloween#anyways.#patreon#merch#my bf didnt get it the gravestone box. its like a nerds box shaped like a gravestone...#and the nerds are. ghosts... its good. its good okay you agree
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is constantly getting distracted by scout while reading the tf2 comics normal or is it just me. what has this man done to me
#âdistractedâ is putting it lightly i go insane#i would pay 10 thousand dollars to see brain scans before vs after scout brainrot#i cant help it my eyes gravitate towards him every time he's on screen#i am being 100% serious about this#i wish i wasn't#myapolocheese#tf2#tf2 scout#team fortress two#team fortress 2
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Today I created my own holiday called âhandle your shit saturdayâ in which I had to actually deal with all the shit piling up in my house and actually do the projects Iâd been planning and it was so satisfying and made me feel SO much better. If youâre struggling rn, I highly recommend, even if you just handle a small chunk of your shit, giving it a name made it feel all official and whatnot and somehow let me trick myself into doing things Iâve been putting off since November.
#I re-sealed around the basement window where I think ants were getting in last summer#I filed my taxes#I put away the candles in the windows from Christmas (all the other Christmas shit got put away a while ago)#I put away all the snowman decor#thereâs still more to do:#I need to pay my water bill#i need to scan the QR code that came with the water bill to see if I have to test something about my pipes#I need to re-seal around the kitchen counters and also the kitchen window#(the other likely entry point for the ants)#I need to replace the picture frame I broke mopping last weekend (donât ask I donât know how I did it either)#but getting rid of the piles of paper for my taxes for example feels so good
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#trying to sort out wisdom teeth removal..........#look get them out young okay đ#we'll have to see if its even possible at this point but I've been referred to a fancy clinic#and ughhhhh#i'm fine; I've got plenty of savings#and my small little nonprofit has recognised that they're gonna lose people unless they start paying us competitively#and are officially giving us a pay boost which is great#but it would have been great if this happened last year when i was working at the fancy start up instead of this year#in my career shift i'm gonna work for a small charity phase of my life đ#mainly I just wanted to post the meme#I've got the scans for my wisdom teeth roots.... they're uh. impressive đ#god you can tell that the userbase of Tumblr is ageing đđđ#tbd
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LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#flavia writes#please ignore whatever the fuck is going on with his shoulder and pay attention to HATCHING I LOVE HATCHING#my drawing tablet is a complicated ballpoint pen now and i love her#this is like a more detailed and not from memory edition of all those john cale drawings i scanned a while ago#same style that is#lou reed#lou reed fanart#musician fanart#flavia's drawings
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Parallel Lives
Kerrang 923, September 28 2002
In Slipknot, Joey Jordison gets to rage. In the Murderdolls, he gets to rock. In both bands, he shits in publicâŚ
Words: Ian Winwood Photos: Roxy Erickson
Never let it be said that the Murderdolls lack the capacity to surprise. Itâs Thursday night, the penultimate date of their sold-out tour of British clubs, and the band were due onstage 10 minutes ago. Getting a band like this to do anything on time is like turning an oil tanker around, so theyâre running late. Which means that the 500 people packed inside Bristolâs Fleece club are just going to have to wait.
Joey Jordison, on the other hand, cannot wait. Opting to change from ugly-men-without-make-up to ugly-men-with-make-up not in the venueâs intimate and inaccessible dressing room, but in their tour bus, the Murderdolls have, for the past 45 minutes, been saying âExcuse meâ and âCould you pass the hairspray/lipstickâ and getting dressed into stage clothes that have seen less washing powder than the Turin Shroud. Itâs like playing Twister with Max Factor.
And it could be worse. Joey Jordison â five feet not very many inches tall, even in ridiculous stage boots â needs to âgo to the toiletâ, and he needs to do this in the âIâd leave that for 10 minutes if I were youâ sense of the term. Which is unfortunate, considering that âNo solids shall be deposited in the tour bus toiletâ is appropriately Rule Number Two in the rock ânâ roll code of the road, second only to âDo not blow the bus driverâs brains out with a .45 Magnum as heâs hurtling down the motorway at 120 miles per hourâ. For Jordison, looking quietly concerned, this is a problem. Think, think, think: what to do?
Joey Jordison decides to resolve his predicament by performing a bowel movement on the pavement, in the street.
You did read that correctly.
âMan, I just took a shit in the street,â he says, almost skipping with joy and pride.
Perhaps to celebrate such a commendable achievement, one of the Murderdolls â and, letâs be honest, aside from Joey Jordison, they all look the same â decides to smash a pint glass. The jar arcs through the air, hitting the cobbled floor with a smash that is, strangely, as satisfying as it is entirely redundant. Then another glass takes flight. Then another, then another. There isnât much whooping and there isnât much hollering, but there is plenty of debris.
Weâre standing outside a pub, next door to the Fleece. The landlady leans out of the doorway.
âCould you stop that please?â she asks.
âGo back inside lady,â says vocalist Wednesday 13, winner of this weekâs stupid name competition. âGo back inside and no-one will get hurt.â
Five minutes ago Wednesday was giving serious consideration to urinating on a Puddle Of Mudd fly poster. He decided not to because the band, as people, are âcoolâ.
The Murderdolls are now walking toward the stage door.
âHey, you know about American football right?â asks Eric Griffin, the bass player. Eric has missed a part of the tour after his father died, but now heâs back. âWell in American football this is called a drop-kick.â
Eric throws a pint glass from his hand and tries to kick it. The glass spins from his boot and smashes six inches away.
He adds: âAlthough itâs not a very good drop-kick.â
Inside the venue, the crowd have heard the intro tape and are starting to cheer. Outside, the band are going inside.
Please welcome, from the United States of Stupidity, The Murderdolls.
The Murderdolls have a song called âI Like (sic) To Say Fuckâ, which is just as well, because they say fuck all the time; they also have a song called âLetâs Fuckâ which is not just as well, if youâre the one in line, because theyâre all as ugly as fuck.
Onstage at the Fleece, the band say the word so many times that if they were to keep a swearbox they could, at the end of the tour, purchase a country. So itâs, âHereâs a fucking song for you, Bristol,â and âAre you tired of hearing all the fucking shit on the radio, Bristol?â.
In case, heaven forbid, you get bored of the word âfuckâ, The Murderdolls do spice it up and throw it around with the odd âmotherfuckerâ as well. Theyâre inventive like that.
Theyâre also, on a night like this, at the very core of their element. When the album, âBeyond The Valley Of The Murderdollsâ, is boiled down and fried up in a hateful hall before 500 loving people, youâre seeing this band as they were intended to be seen. Itâs here that you can view the parts of the Murderdolls that are A Good Thing, such as the schlock-punk shtick that recalls bands such as the Misfits and the Necros. This is also the place to see the parts of the Murderdolls that are A Bad Thing, such as them revisiting the era of hairspray and shiny guitars that epitomised the glam-metal years.
The Murderdolls will try to guess a womanâs cup size by feeling her breasts. Itâs worth asking: what is the point of the Murderdolls?
âJust to have some fun,â says Joey Jordison. The guitarist â for this group at least â sits in the upstairs lounge of his bandâs tour bus. Adjacent to him is Wednesday. Before the tape recorder is switched on, a request is made that the whole band are questioned, but Joey, quietly, wonât allow it. Make of this what you will.
âI get all my angry shit out with Slipknot, so this is something else that I can do. And I have fun doing it. We may not be the most serious band in the world, but that doesnât really matter. That doesnât mean that this canât mean something to me just the same.â
For a band that arenât serious, by the way, Joey Jordison chose to meet this question in serious tones, and with some immediacy â ready with an answer, almost leaping in with his response.
Would you like your audience to be serious about liking you?
âYeah, I suppose I would.â
Joey Jordison didnât actually make an appearance today until 8pm, fearing that heâd contracted a fever after standing in the cole â straight after his bandâs set â in Manchester for three hours signing CDs and body parts for his fans. Later in Bristol it would seem that this is no more than a chill, but his earlier absence means that his bandmates have to endure the mind-shrivelling tedium that is the afternoon before a show without him.
Wednesday and guitarist Acey Slade are upstairs in the Fleeceâs dressing room, talking small and killing time. Wednesday is attempting to fit brown plastic holsters to his trousers, in which he can hold the blue plastic pistols that will spurt water into the crowd later tonight. Slade â the funniest and most impressive member of the band â is looking through photographs taken in Germany. He says the word âcoolâ a lot. Wednesday has a bastardised image of Colonel Sanders on the back of his jacket. Kentucky Fried Chicken is his favourite food, he says, with the humorous delivery of a serious sentiment. Although if he lived in England he would open a chain of fast food franchises called Kentucky Fried Fish And Chips.
Wednesday is from Louisiana (sic). Acey is from Pennsylvania.
But youâre based in Los Angeles, right?
âFuck no,â says Wednesday.
I thought thatâs where you all lived.
âWe donât really have a base,â says Slade.
Is that because youâre not a proper band?
âFuck you,â says Wednesday.
The Murderdolls take this well. The Murderdolls, fittingly, know how to smile.
This is Joey Jordisonâs band. He laughs and jokes along throughout the evening â and his humour and tolerance of a piss-taking journalist is more impressive than many â but, in subtle moments, his demeanour betrays a seriousness and focus that is hardly disguised. He is acutely aware of how he wishes to be portrayed although, strangely, he appears more concerned with visuals than words. He applies his make-up on three separate occasions for the photographs that partner this piece. The last time he has to do this, at 1am, he doesnât appear overly thrilled. He has a quiet word with Roxy Erickson about what she can and canât shoot (admirably, she opts not to fall in with the conspiracy).
In conversation, conversely, Jordison is almost slanderously unguarded. He wants to make it clear than our own Josh Sindell, in his review of the Murderdollsâ set at the Whisky A Go-Go, was wrong to say that Kerry King left early out of disdain, but rather had to leave for LAX airport. Then he says that while the other eight members of Slipknot were furious with K! Dep Ed Jason Arnopp for the things he wrote in his Slipknot book, this was only because they knew that what he wrote was âtrueâ. Heâll also tell you about how he fucked-up his voice by mixing two different batches of cocaine together earlier in the tour. And how, on the road with Slipknot in America, he walked in to the Clownâs dressing room and emptied his bowels right into the rubbish bin. Right there in the room.
Why on Earth did you do that?
âBecause he was fucking with me.â
Is there tension in Slipknot?
âNo.â
But then heâll say this. And heâll say it with some joy and no disguise.
âWe had more people at our gig (in Los Angeles) than Stone Sour did.â
Yeah, but Stone Sour are selling more records in America than you are.
Joey Jordison nods his head and curls his mouth into the thinnest, and cruellest, of smiles. Quietly he says, âAt the momentâ.
Are you sure thereâs no tension in Slipknot?
âYes.â
In the pub next door to the Fleece, there is something approaching mutiny. Itâs 11:50pm, and the Murderdolls left the stage a quarter of an hour ago. Four men in their 40s are arguing about the merits â or otherwise â of the band. They all went to the show, but only half of them enjoyed it. Youâve got to move with the times, say the defenders. They werenât even playing their instruments, say the detractors.
Listening to this is the landlord. He manages to be friendly despite glowing incandescent with fury. It was his glasses that were smashed by the band, and it was his wife who Wednesday instructed to go back inside so that ânobody would get hurtâ.
The landlord also thinks the Murderdolls are the worst band ever to have performed next door. So furious he was with the incident, he confronted the Murderdollsâ tour manager and, threatening to summon the law, elicited an apology and ÂŁ50 in compensation without hesitation or complaint.
Rock ânâ roll.
Just round the corner, the Murderdolls are milling in the street, signing autographs for the 200 people who have braved the chill and missed the last bus to talk to them. They will stay there for two hours. Then they will board the bus and, knowing nothing of the furore left behind them, sleep in their bunks and wake in another town. And there the Murderdolls will emerge to laugh and bullshit their way through another day.
#problems. all of them.#murderdolls#joey jordison#wednesday 13#eric griffin#acey slade#ben graves#ben is only in a photo#interview#kerrang 923 sep 28 02#if you want anything else scanned lemme know#the staples in this one were not aligned so just pay the edges of the two page photo no mind please thanks
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37 scanned pages of my sketchbook are available to purchase as a digital download for $8 USD on ko-fi! includes fan art, original work, and a lot of general brainstorming
#sketches / concepts for dect are in there along with stuff for a project I havent talked about much anywhere (overtime)#ALSO nearly included a page of house of leaves in the zip for these scans. it is not present in the final version (un)fortunately#commissions#<- this is just a catchall tag for âyou can pay for this or someone paid for thisâ now. i value consistency over coherency
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my library charging me $16 for a book i returned on time is such bs lmao
#def going to fight them on it#it is not MY fault you lost it.#i literally returned it with two other books the same day. they were not overdue.#they scanned the one book but the one book was dinged as overdue for a few days#now theyâre charging me a replacement fee#what bullshit#next time iâm going in there i am sooo not paying that fine#lindsay.text
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tbh if it wasnât for like. everything being dogshit expensive. i would really enjoy grocery shopping
#just like. mmm. it seems relaxing. until you have to pay and then itâs -1hp every time something is scanned#i ask you out on a date and you think im taking you to a nice restaurant but instead we go grocery shopping
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Fake coffee started hurting my head as well... i'm starting to think i have some sorta neurological disorderâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ďż˝ďż˝ďż˝â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
#wheres that post thats like. i hope they find a mysterious disease and everyone will come around to me and be like. wowwwww#you were so brave living with the disease all this time!!!!!#i shouldve done the fucking brain scan omg i still have the. the.#skierowanie.#but i went to a private neurologist bc it was the quickest option so id have to pay a shitton for the brain scan there as well. i didnt want#to.#and back then my headaches were purely stress driven it did make the most sense#at some point. when you make an effort to eat well and exercise#and you still feel like fainting out there in the wild#or in the mornings when you just woke up. wtf do we do now#my bloodwork is perfect as well#it is ALL in my head once againđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł...
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me staring at the dentist while he explains how heâs never seen a wisdom tooth like mine before in all his years of practice:
#i still had to pay 350 for the 3d scan btw.#all cause of the (1) tooth#this shit gotta be criminal#all four gotta come out which sucks but youâre telling me one of them is sideways and circular!?!??#boxd chitchat
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