#sbw yph

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​🎃MHA Spooky Special🎃

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Request: “Baby YPH watching Shiggy playing scary games and they get scared,, so Shiggy comforts them 😭 that’ll be so cute” [Anonymous]

Pairing: Platonc!Shigaraki x Baby!Reader

Notes: Hope this is okay with how it turned out. Thanks for participating!

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The sound of rapid footsteps, followed by deep steady ones, trailing down the hallway alerted Shigaraki to your return. He glanced down at the time at the bottom of his computer screen. 10:48. You had been out trick or treating for almost three hours. Shigaraki swiveled around in his chair at the creaking sound of his door being opened, eyes falling onto you standing excitedly in front of a worn-out looking Dabi.

“Well, that lasted longer than I thought it would,” Shigaraki stated casually, eyeing the man in front of him as you made your way over.

“No one in this godforsaken neighborhood was giving out candy. Tried to take them to a convenient store to buy some, and the kid damn well near had a fit, talking about, ‘that’s no fun’.” Dabi mocked in an annoyed tone, “so we had to walk to the next one over. And when we got there, the runt was dead set on hitting every house in the entire fucking neighborhood. I had at least fifty kids come up to me complimenting me on my ‘costume’ and ‘makeup’. All this for some lousy fucking candy I coulda bought on a corner store.”

Shigaraki looked down as you jumped up and down, happily waving your plastic, candy-filled, jack o’ lantern in front of him. 

“Watch the runt while I shower the stench of those fucking kids off of me, will ya,” Dabi stated, not even waiting for a response as he shut the door behind him.

Shigaraki stared blankly at the now-closed door, still processing the fact that you were just left here with him before you lightly began shaking your candy to grab his attention.

“What?” He questioned irritatedly

“Want some?”

“No.”

With that, he quickly turned his attention back to his computer and began continuing on with his game. It was a new Horror game that had just come out for Halloween, and he hadn’t had as much time to play it as he would have liked, and getting stuck babysitting you definitely wasn’t helping.

‘Burnt asshole’, he muttered under his breath as you glanced up, confused. 

“Big brother, Shiggy?”

“Don’t call me that.”

“Can I watch you play?” You continued on, ignoring his statement at your nickname. “I promise I’ll be quiet… and you can have as much of my candy as you want!”

Shigaraki rolled his eyes. “I already told you I don’t want any.” However, now that he thought about it, maybe this was a good middle ground. Especially since it meant he would get to continue playing, and you agreeing to keep quiet was definitely an added bonus.

“...fine. Just don’t talk.” He agreed, unpausing his game and continuing where he left off. He wasn’t even playing for ten seconds before a tugging on his pants had him pausing the game and looking down at you with a frustrated growl.

You stood not saying a word, arms extended out to him, silently asking for him to lift you.

“Why?”

“I can’t see from down here.”

With a loud groan and some quiet mumbles to himself that you didn’t catch, he lifted you into his arms and sat you in his lap facing forward without any further protest. Once you were settled, he unpaused his game and continued again. He was on a roll, viciously killing zombie after zombie, leaving nothing but a gory trail behind him as he trekked on. He was so deeply invested in finding the hideout, that he didn’t even realize how scared you were, small eyes glued to the screen as you couldn’t help but jump with every gunshot that sounded.

You couldn’t take it anymore, deciding it better to hide behind your own hands, which shot up in an attempt to shield your eyes from witnessing anymore. You felt terrified. As if the monsters from the screen were going to come out and grab you. The fear leaving you feeling helpless, as tears began streaming down your face.

The sound of your sniffling grabbed the attention of the Shigaraki, who peaked down at you, only to be left more confused seeing the state you were in.

“What the hell is wrong with you now, brat?” 

“I-I’m s-scared.” You hiccuped between sobs.

“What do you mean you’re scared? It’s just a game.” Shigaraki tried to reason, but you were having none of it. Continuing to sob into his chest. He awkwardly patted your head in an attempt to comfort you and get you to stop crying. His gloved fingers gliding gently down your head and back. He was completely stiff, but you seemed to loosen up a bit, finding his efforts to be effective in calming you down. 

He lifted the both of you up, and powered off his computer. “Guess I won’t get to finish that tonight. Whatever, it’s later than you should be up anyway. Just go to bed.”

“B-but I don’t wanna sleep.”

“You don’t wanna sleep. You don’t wanna play games. Is there anything you do want to do?”

It was intended to be a rhetorical question, but you still answered with a small shrug of your shoulders, eye’s lowering to the ground in guilt. You felt bad that he couldn’t play his game because of you. You felt like you were being a burden, and wanted to try to fix it.

“You can play if you want to. I’m not afraid anymore, so it’s okay,” you tried lying. Shigaraki didn’t buy it. He knew you were still afraid, and the last thing he wanted was you whimpering in his arms while he was trying to win. It would be completely distracting, there’s no way he would be able to focus.

“It was a boring game anyway,” He lied back, “I’ll just put on a movie instead. You just better not start crying this time.”

He placed you in front of the broken down tv as he went to start fiddling with the buttons. While flicking through the channels, he found one that caught your attention. It looked god awful to him, but you looked excited regardless of the downright creepy looking characters it had in it.

“Please, big brother, Shiggy? Please, can we watch Scary Godmother?”

If it shut you up, and finally got you to stop crying, then he would sit through the dumb-looking kids movie. He turned up the volume a tad, and took a seat on the floor next to you, where you began scooting closer. Tiny legs bouncing excitedly off the floor as the movie began playing. 

Somewhere about an hour in, the both of you started dozing off. Shigaraki would have fallen asleep completely would it not have been for the creaking of his door waking him up, and an amused Dabi standing over him.

“Really? ‘Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular’” Dabi quoted off the screen, trying his best to hold back his laughs in an attempt to not wake you.

“The knob was broken! Would you just shut the fuck up and take the brat? Or do you want to take another two-hour shower?” Shigaraki questioned sarcastically in a hushed tone. He knew with all the candy you had eaten earlier, it would probably be a complete pain in the ass to have to put you back to sleep again.

Dabi looked down at you sleeping peacefully against the seething man. With you by his side, Shigaraki didn’t look nearly as intimidating as he normally does. He actually looked pretty innocent. Dabi didn’t hesitate to seize the opportunity to take advantage of the man in his vulnerable state.

“Nah, the two of you look pretty comfortable. Plus it’d be nice to have my bed back for the night.”

“Quit fucking around!” Shigaraki shouted, only to be shushed by Dabi who motioned down to you. You stirred slightly at the loud noise, but Shigaraki began frantically rubbing your back, soothing you back to sleep so you didn’t wake up completely.

“Well, that was a close one. It’d be a real shame if you woke ‘em. If I were you, I’d be more careful next time,” Dabi chuckled on his way out the door. Completely ignoring the whispered shouts of the man on the floor.

Tomorrow he would have to pay the price, but tonight?... He was going to go get the rest of the league to come take a look at their ‘big bad boss’.

[sleepybutwriting]

I always love yph and ypv art! When I got your ask saying you made something my heart skipped a beat, but it completely stopped when I saw this. I love them beyond words!! They’re the CUTEST! Thank you for sharing your beautiful art🥺💕💕

ypv and yph cuddling,,

h a ha jk,,

unless-

@sleepybutwriting

[sleepybutwriting]

(Possible spolier?) I'm sorry if this sounds like a request I'm just genuinely curious what do you think would be YPHs reaction to the Hawks killing Twice thing?

Most likely disappointment. Especially if they looked up to him, in that sort of big brother way. It would probably really screw up their relationship. Picture y/n, fighting with the lov, when they’re just like “You don’t even know what side you’re fighting for.”

Y/n, who’s confused just answers with. “What are you even talking about?”

“You think your hero friends know anything about justice? What about twice? Where was his justice? It was in the grave. Right where your little hero friend Hawks put him.”

Maybe y/n doesn't believe them at first. Unable to grasp the fact that someone they looked up to was capable of doing something like that. Until they confront him later, and he admits it. They’re in a state of shock/weakness. And the lov prey on that. Using it to their advantage and sort of opening the door for y/n to join them. And y/n slowly comes to the realization that they don’t want to be like Hawks anymore. They want to be better. They want to become someone worthy of the title hero. And maybe the best way to do that is by paradoxically joining the villains. (idk if that makes sense, but that's just how I picture it going down)

[sleepybutwriting]

Baby Yph: Can I go ride my bike outside? Dabi: Do whatever you want runt, I am not your big brother. Dabi:.. Also Dabi: REMEMBER TO BRING A HELMET, KNEESET, AND DON'T RIDE IT IN THE STREETS!

Shigaraki: “Why the hell is he starring out the window?”

Toga: “Y/N is riding their bike.”

Shigaraki: “So stupid. Doesn’t he know they aren't helpless and are more than capable of taking care of themsel-”

Dabi: *Darting out the door* “Y/N fell down!”

Shigaraki: *violently throwing things out of cabinets* “WheRE ThE HeLL IS the FIRst AiD KiT??”

[sleepybutwriting]

Baby yph has that day where they escape Dabi's cuddles and hugs. Like hes a walking heater..IN SUMMER. so he's sweaty and baby yph doesn't wanna hug him. Instead he goes to Shigaraki who is cold as fuck.

You know I’m always a bitch for soft Dabi and baby yph. I just let my fingers do their thing for this so let's see how this turns out.

You wake up in a hot sweat in the middle of the night sleeping on Dabi’s chest while he has an arm securely around you so you don’t fall off. You can’t be sure what time it is, but it’s still pitch black outside his bedroom window. After coming back to the base after kicking some wannabee heroes asses he was thoroughly exhausted. It was a long day and all he wanted was to just pass out. So he put you in your PJ’s and called it an early night for the both of you. He’s not a big fan of leaving you unattended with the rest of the league because you always get into some kind of trouble. So he decided that when he calls it a night, that means bedtime for you too because it's better than leaving you alone with the psychopaths.

Anyway, your pajamas usually did a good job of shielding you from the cold, but tonight, with the hot night air, making its way in from the bottom of the window, mixed with Dabi’s already unusually high body temperature, all it did was add to your discomfort. You were sweating, but Dabi was already fast asleep and you could tell by the bags under his eyes that he was desperate for it. So you did your best to shimmy your way out of his grip without waking him. He stirred slightly shifting his position, but when you moved one of the extra pillows, from the ones he always has stuffed against the wall so you don't hit your head when tossing and turning, and put it into his arms to replace the hold he had on you, he seemed to stop.

You tried to lay next to him, but even if you weren’t touching him directly the heat he radiated off of his body was still strong, so you decided it would be better to just sleep in someone else's room. You just went to the closest door you could find, that ended up being Shigaraki’s, who was less than pleased to be woken up in the middle of the night.

“What the hell are you doing in here, brat? I thought you were sleeping in that dumbasses room?”

“ s’ hot,” you whispered walking over to his bed and looking up at him as he continued to stare down at you from the edge. Shigarakis room was a huge contrast to Dabi’s. This room actually felt really cool. And you wanted nothing more than to curl up under the covers. Shigaraki let out an annoyed sigh as he reached into his nightstand drawer and pulled out a roll of cloth tape and began wrapping his middle and ring fingers together on each hand. Once secured tightly enough to where he was sure they wouldn’t come undone, he reached down and lifted you onto the bed. Excited for the cool change in temperature, you immediately began latching onto him like you often did with Dabi.

“Hey. You're hot. Cut that out!” He complained trying to push you off of him. You just shook your head, pushing our hot forehead deeper into his cool arm. You heard him mumble out ‘whatever’ before adjusting himself and you so you both were more comfortable.

You end up sleeping in there for most of the hot nights that hit that summer. Much to Dabi’s displeasure. Who I’m sure stole an AC unit to help cool you down and get you to come back to his room. (Even though he claimed it was for himself) Shigaraki broke it the second it was installed though on ‘accident’, but really he had just grown accustomed to you sleeping in his bed and wanted you to stay a little longer.

Neither boys will admit how much they like little toddler you clinging onto them in your sleep. And your little baby snores. You’re just plain adorable, but as villains, they would lose their badass cards if those words ever came out of their mouths.

[sleepybutwriting]

This is a masterpiece, a true masterpiece! I’m so I love with this it’s unbelievable. Look everyone!! It’s more beautiful than I ever could have imagined. 😭

@sleepybutwriting hc below:

And I'm sorry I used my Oc for this but I promise I'll make an anon version in a bit (also I forgot shinso mask thingy sorry) but thank you for letting me draw this hc and giving me permission to make more in the future!!❤💖💞❤💖💞❤💖💞

[sleepybutwriting]

I imagine baby YPH just,, going out with the dadsquad to a big mall, they all go buy their stuff but the moment they turn to look at YPH they're gone. Cue to panicked pro heroes turning every store in the mall to shambles while trying to find them, just running around and screaming their name through every intercom. And once the dads come out the store in an absolute frenzy? Boom! Turns out YPH was outside on the coin rocketship all along. Based on true facts of my me as a curious child,,

Okay but why do I also picture this happening!?

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Worker: *over intercome* “Will everyone please keep an eye out for a young child. Goes by the name of Y/N. Y/N is wearing a-”

*wresting noisies and arguing*

Hawks: “Chickadee?? Can you hear me?? Are you okay!?”

Aizawa: *in the background* “Hawks! Give the woman the intercome back!”

Hawks: “If anyone of you bastards took them I swear to god! Hey!... Let me g-...hey! Get off of me!”

[sleepybutwriting]

Do you think you can do some gay Male!Yph? I project a lot on them and kinda wanted to see that, maybe him talking about having a crush on someone? Maybe the students/kids of the dads and big bro?

Of course, I always do my best to keep things gender-neutral unless specified in the request (but of course that doesn’t always happen). But here is a gender-neutral request that is a bit similar but the students/kids have a crush on you as well.

Crush on Young Pro Hero

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I don’t see any members of the dad squad having a problem with you being gay. As long as your happy. 

“Heading out again?” Aizawa's voice rang out from the couch. You let out a sigh retreating your hand from the doorknob and turning around. You were almost in the clear. Aizawa had his eyebrow raised. Thoughts clear on his face. He was onto you.

“Ooo that’s the third time this week? What’s her name?” Hawks teased from beside him. And it appeared he wasn’t the only one.

“You don’t need to explain yourself to us, Young Y/N. Go see your friend!” Toshinori interrupted, giving Hawks a quick jab.

Endeavor only laughed, deep voice echoing through the room. “I’m sure Y/N, isn’t wasting their time and is instead going to train. Right y/n?”

“Yeah right! Going to train? Almost every night this week? He’s definitely seeing someone. I just don’t get why you don’t bring her by?” Hawks mused, “What are you afraid I might steal her away?”

They were right. You had been seeing someone for about a month now, but decided to keep it to yourself until you were sure it was serious. Not to mention that you were afraid of their reactions when they found out that the secret ‘girlfriend’ that they think you have, is actually your secret boyfriend.

It’s not that you worried that they wouldn’t approve, even though that was always a thought in the back of your head. You were more worried about it just being awkward. You didn’t want things to change. But you loved your boyfriend and he had been begging you to meet everyone so you thought it was better now than never.

“Actually, I am seeing someone.” You confirmed

“You should bring her by,” Aizawa yawned, “We’d love to meet her.”

“Him,” You corrected, causing all the dads to exchange a few glances. “He’s my...um boyfriend, and we’ve been dating for a bit now.”

“You should have told us sooner Y/N. You must really care about him.”

“I do.”

“What a simp.” Hawks laughed, receiving a harsh smack on the back of the head by Aizawa.

“Anyway. We’d still love to meet him. You should invite him over for dinner.”

[sleepybutwriting]

Yph:... Dabi:... Dabi: So did you— Yph: Yeah I know the whole time you poisoned my cake. Dabi:..Wait. Then..why did you eat it? Yph: I didn't want to hurt your feelings since you baked it especially for me. Dabi:.. Dabi: shigARAKI WHERE'S THE ANTIDOTE—

My heart can’t take how wholesome this is.

[sleepybutwriting]

Tomura: Make sure they suffer Dabi. Dabi: Yeah yeah. *Tomura leaves* Dabi:..mAkE sUrE tHeY suFfEr dAbI, who the hell does he think i am? Go on get out of here kid. Yph: Thanks bro *jumps out window* if Yph and Dabi were close friends.

Yes, this is so sweet. Dabi sneaking into YPHs place like “listen, we’re planning on attacking tomorrow. Stay out of the way. And if you’re going to fight anyone, fight me. Because that bastard ‘leader’ of ours is going on a temper tantrum and will kill anything in his sight.”

Or when Shigaraki becomes more interested in YPH and is like “maybe they wouldn’t be such a pain in the ass if they were on our side.” And Dabi cuts in like “Yeah, how about no.”

[sleepybutwriting]

Some random person: Girls like smart guys. YPV: Hey YPH did you know that uh *looks at snapple cap* pigs can get sunburned. (🍆🍑 anon, I haven't been on tumblr in a lil while, missed a lot)

(Me too, but I missed you! Hope you’re doing okay and staying safe!)

Also YPV search history: “Facts to make your not girlfriend girlfriend fall in love with you” and “Can I assert my dominance with my brain?”

[sleepybutwriting]

Request: “Since it’s been established that yph sleeps in Dabi’s room since he doesn’t trust the other members to not get in trouble with yph. One night, after yph is fast asleep, Dabi is laying in bed on his phone, he feels yph’s wing brush up against his arm and he looks over to see yph distressed and fidgeting in her sleep. Realizing she’s having a nightmare, Dabi tries to comfort her only to get whacked with her wings. So after several minutes of coaxing her wings to relax (and several more whacks from her wings) Dabi is finally able to hold and comfort yph. Just as he falls asleep he hears yph say his name. -@aninoascuas”

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A long day at the park meant an early day for bed. Dabi would often take you to the playground so you could play with kids your own age and release all that pent up energy. But when you finally did drain your battery you would crash pretty hard. So when Dabi saw you running around the jungle gym like a madman. He knew it was only a matter of time before you crashed.

You made it through the rest of the day okay, but by the time 8:00 pm came, you were hitting a wall. Your head bobbing slightly as you struggled to stay awake as the league hung out in the main area of the base. Dabi noticed you from across the room and decided to take you to bed. Of course, since it was still pretty early, he wasn’t at all tired, but not wanting to leave you alone, he decided to take his usual spot next to you and kill time on his phone until he was. He ended up getting so preoccupied with the device, that he didn’t even notice you were distressed until one of your wings came up, smacking him in the arm.

“Hey! Watch...it.” He trailed off, realizing that you weren’t conscious. Your face was scrunched up and your feathers we’re ruffled twitching slightly now and again as sweat started forming on your forehead. Little whimpers and cries would escape past your lips every now and again. It was clear that whatever dream you were having wasn’t a good one.

“Hey, runt.” He whispered, reaching over to shake you awake. But as soon as his hand came within reach, your wings would jolt again, smacking his hand away in the process. He tried repeatedly to reach you with only the same results. 

“Runt. It’s just a dream. You’re okay. Calm down.” He repeated soothingly to try to calm you down. It was working as he noticed your face beginning to loosen up slightly, and your muscles along with your wings even started relaxing, their twitches, subsiding to only every now and again. He took the opportunity to pull you over and begin gently rubbing his fingers through your wings.

“D-dabi?” You called out drowsily. Eyes opening slightly as you tried to sit up. Dabi didn’t let you, continuing to hold you in place.

“Shh, everything is fine. Just go back to sleep. I’m here.”

[sleepybutwriting]

What if baby YPH had a nightmare how would the league react? 🍉

Here are two lil scenarios with our brothers.

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Shigaraki: He was never much of a sleeper. So it was never uncommon for you to sleep alone in his bed at night while he stayed up gaming. You never had a problem with it before, so he didn't understand why you all of a sudden busted out into tears this night.

“Why are you doing that?” He shouted from his computer. The game was about to start any minute, they were just waiting for another person to join the lobby, so he really didn’t want any distractions right now.

“I had a bad dream.” You sniffled, bringing your hands up to your eyes so you could cry into your palms. Shigaraki just let out an annoyed sigh as he walked over to his closet and pulled out an old teddy bear he had long since forgotten about. He tugged your hands away from your eyes and tossed the teddybear into your arms. He didn’t know much about kids but he assumed the bear would be enough to comfort you so he could go back to gaming.

It wasn’t. You didn’t say anything else, but he could still hear you whimpering as he waited for the game to load. He wasn’t going to be able to focus with your continued crying so he figured just to call it a night and crawl into bed. When pulled himself under the covers you immediately crawled on top of him and he just awkwardly rubbed your back in an attempt to soothe you.

“Dumb brat. Just go to sleep. Nothings gonna hurt you.”

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Dabi: He used to be a heavy sleeper. But having a kid around for some reason has him on constant high alert. So when he hears the smallest whimper he’s up in an instant. He looks around the room but doesn’t really see anything. His half-asleep brain takes a second to process that it’s actually coming from you.

“What’s the problem, runt?”

“Bad man.” You manage to whimper out. Dabi looks around the room, searching for something he may have missed but once again comes up empty-handed.

“There’s no one here.” He stated confused.

“He was in my dream.” oh. So it was a nightmare. That makes more sense. Dabi isn’t the best at comforting, but he didn’t really have a choice at this moment. If he wanted to get back to sleep anytime soon, he had to make sure that you stopped crying so he could get you to sleep first.

He moved you from his side and pulled you onto his lap so he could hold you, and began rocking you gently. He was forever grateful that the rest of the league was long asleep so no one would walk in and find him like this.

“Go back to sleep. If the badman comes back I’ll kick his ass.”

[sleepybutwriting]

What if Overhaul tries to take Baby yph away from Dabi and the league. A little scenario of big bro dabi being protective 😔💞 here's a donut, wuv u 🍩

It’s smaller than I wanted, and I’m not too happy with how it turned out. I'm not even gonna lie, I had three different versions of this in the works but I just ended up with this one. I got a few different requests for this, so I combined a little from each of them. But I hope you like it anyway! And I wuv you too!

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He should have known better than to leave those two idiots alone with the runt. They can barely take care of themselves, let alone a kid. But he didn’t have much of a choice. Shigaraki needed Dabi to go on a mission with him and a few others from the league, meaning the only people available to take care of you were Twice and Toga.

He expected at worst, to find you a mess, covered in dirt, cake batter, or whatever the two of them could manage, but he was more than a little surprised, not to mention pissed off, when he came back to find that the two dumbasses had lost you completely. As much as he wanted to stick around and kick both of their asses, his main concern was finding you before you got hurt, so he didn’t stay long. He took the main roads, while the rest of the league took the off roads, hoping that at least one of them wouldn’t come up empty-handed.

He wasn’t much of a detective, but it didn’t take a lot of sleuthing when he overheard two homeless guys talking to each other about a ‘giant man with the face of a bird’ walking around with a baby to figure out who you were with. There was only one person he knew who matched the description and he needed to get you away from him as soon as possible.

“Ahh, Dabi right? One of Shigaraki’s henchmen. What brings you here?” Overhaul stated casually from behind his desk. He had his gloved hands intertwined with each other as he gently placed his chin on top of them.

“Quit fucking around. Where’s the kid?”

“Not one to beat around the bush I see.” He sighed, gently scooting himself out from behind his desk., “Well good, because neither am I. You see, that child has quite the quirk. It could do a lot of good for cleaning up society. And I think it would be best if w-”

“Enough.” Dabi cut in sharply. His patience was growing thin at the man’s prolonged talking. For someone who claimed to not beat around the bush, he sure was doing a hell of a lot of talking. “I’ll hear you out. When you show me the kids alright.”

Overhaul stood tall, almost as if he was feeling out if Dabi was telling the truth or not. Whether or not he was. He didn’t give the impression as someone who would give up unless they got what they wanted, so it appeared that he didn’t have much of a choice in the matter.

Not breaking eye contact, Overhaul pushed a button on his desk and spoke into the intercom, telling one of his henchmen to bring you in. It didn’t take long before you arrived, nervously walking in between two men. Once you made eye contact with Dabi, recognition flashed over your face and was then replaced by relief as your eyes began watering. You ran over to him as fast as your little legs could carry you, arms stretched out wide. Dabi crouched down, pulling you into him and lifting you up swiftly as you gripped tightly onto his tattered jacket. 

“Jesus runt. Do you ever manage to stay out of trouble?” he mumbled pulling your face out from within his chest so he could inspect you. The dark circles under your eyes seemed to deepen, and you looked downright terrified, but other than that, you gave the appearance of being okay.

“Now, you know she’s all right.”  At the sound of Overhaul’s voice, your breath hitched, and you gripped onto Dabi even tighter, the fabric of your sleeve slipping down slightly to reveal a bandage around the skin. It was still fairly new, tiny droplets of blood barely making their way through the tape. But it was enough to set Dabi’s anger aflare. “Shall we proceed?”

“No.” He began maneuvering you so your face was hiding in his neck, unable to see the damage he was about to do. “I think we’re done here.” He finished, as blue flames started to erupt from his arm.

[sleepybutwriting]

Yph during Interviews: No off topic questions. Because i don't want to—no thats..N O—Permission denied—tHATS an OfF topic qUestion——N E X T—You have been stopped.

I can also see YPH crashing dad squads interviews too and pretending to be a reporter.

YPH: *wearing a fake mustache* “Mr. Hawks! Mr. Hawks! Does it hurt to know that YPH will always be better than you?”

Endeavor: *whispering* “No way he’s dumb enough not to realize that’s them.”

Hawks: “Waa? Why would you ask me such a thing?”

Endeavor: “...or not.”

YPH: *tears off mustache*

Hawks: *gasp*

Endeavor: “Finally.”

Hawks: “Y/N! Thank god you’re here. There was a guy asking me really mean questions.”

Endeavor: “you’ve got to be kidding”

[sleepybutwriting]

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This is such a badass and awesome idea for an introduction. Especially with how nonchalant yph is about everything. And you can picture the dad squad, and hawks (if they werent on the scene) watching from behind their tv’s with their jaws dropped like ‘what in the hell.’ or better yet, because I doubt Aizawa and a few of them watch the news, what if they heard what went down by word of mouth from their students/employees the next day. 

“Did you see that new hero yesterday?”

“Insane right, who knew they had it in them?”

“Hate to be on the opposite end of those hits?”

“Crazy that they’re still just a kid, right?”

Jesus, no wonder you were the talk of the day. When they see that video of you circulating through the media, they gotta admit...they’re impressed.