#say hi to my oc. dompollo jockstice
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crplpunkklavier · 2 years ago
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HELLO again I am. Loving uour opinions and would like any random headcanons you have 4 apollo or klavier,,,, personally I hc that apollo cant use mechanical pencils because he presses too hard and breaks the lead immediately
that is a very good one. agree
klav hcs here
apollo:
freckles. if u draw him with freckles i love u. i dont always need to see him transmasc bc i actually have a lot of different gender hcs about him that i find enjoyable but i do need to see him with freckles.
used to wear insoles that made him look taller for a while but they made his feet hurt so he decided to instead just get over his inferiority complex about his height. its just more efficient that way and apollo justice loves efficiency
picked fights with mall santas as a kid because he knew that the adults were lying about santa being real (imagine having a little kid whom you can never under any circumstances lie to.) so he figured those guys were in on the conspiracy and had to be punished
once he learned about law he stopped trying to punch santa in the teeth and instead dedicated himself to learning how he could sue him
and thats how you make yourself a little law boy
doesnt really otherwise understand christmas, refuses to learn. will deliberately get details wrong to annoy people
his favorite holiday is passover because he loves rules and also potatoes
he WILL cry when its over and he gets to go to a bakery again though
also cries at nature documentaries, magic shows, and non-fiction books
talks in his sleep. i had full conversations with my ex while he was fast asleep and im stealing that for apollo
another thing im stealing from my ex is that he cant reproduce a melody. you play him a song and ask him to repeat it back to you and he can remember the lyrics but he cant for the life of him put the melody back together
has played SO much dnd in his life. DMed too. sometimes its still hard for him not to begin his court statements with "i go into a rage"
athletic. i want him to be a little baseball boy because the shorter you are the smaller your strike zone and honestly this fucking guy would throw the meanest balls in the world not to mention break every bat he hits a homer with. but also just generally athletic i think. he just has so much energy to let out
really admires real lawyers and detectives of the aa universe's history (yes im talking about ryuunosuke) but does think that the sholmes books were a bit much.
was a serial heartbreaker in school. no im serious. i think he was handsome and exciting and everybody wanted him and he was like i cant i have to file a class action against mall santas
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