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bonkers-dude-fr · 11 days ago

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dude what if I just decided to eat a box of toothpicks. Like thats possible. I could blend them up and make toothpick cupcakes. Like its totally within the realm of possibility. But i dont because society says “toothpicks dont taste good”. How dare they. They get to have their vanilla cupcakes and their red velvet cookies. Who are they to deny me my precious toothpicks.

#certified yapper #shower thoughts #random thoughts #toothpicks #my brain hurts #I wonder what that would taste like though #Ive never eaten toothpicks before #Would cupcakes made with them be made normally?#If theres vanilla in the recipe would they even taste like toothpicks? Or just vanilla #I mean if i grind them up enough into a powder they cant get stuck in my gums so in theory that could work #I need sleep lol #Be some dry #dry #cupcakes #sawdust flavored actually now that i think about it. Huh.#Wierd

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