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gender-euphowrya · 2 years

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nothing makes me angry quite like those youtube videos showing off expensive rich people homes because they always look like SHIT like completely hostile and ugly and impractical and so damn big that it’d take 5 hours to go from the couch to the fridge and yet they cost more than i’ll ever earn in my entire life

#saw one with a MARBLE TABLE on the terrace… in a super hot state #i’m like YOU WILL NEVER EAT ON THIS TABLE BECAUSE IT’LL BURN YOUR ARMS OFF #DO Y’ALL ARCHITECTS NOT KNOW ROCKS RETAIN HEAT #here’s your 2-mile long corridor with pools of water on each side DUMBASS #BETTER NOT BE DRUNK WHEN YOU GET HOME OR YOU’RE TAKING A SWIM #HERE IS A VERY COMPLEX KITCHEN YOU WILL NEVER USE BECAUSE YOU OWN A MICROWAVE #HERE IS A FANCY SHAPED BATHTUB YOU COULD DEVELOP SCOLIOSIS IN #HERE’S A 25.000 CRYSTALS CHANDELIER THE CLEANER YOU INEVITABLY HIRE WILL TRY TO MURDER YOU OVER #HERE’S A ROOM TO FUCK IN APPARENTLY IDK #MOVIE THEATER IN YOUR HOUSE SURE WHY NOT 30 SEATS BUT YOU’LL ALWAYS WATCH SHIT ALONE #THE ENTIRE INTERIOR IS WHITE AND GOLD AND SOULLESS AND LOOKS LIKE A SUPER SAIYAN IKEA CATALOGUE

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