#savelosers

[trashmcuths-a]

[ to : ben space jammin ] : it is three in the motherfucking morning  [ to : ben space jammin ] : did you honestly just call me [ to : ben space jammin ] : i have RIGHTS, benny > [ to : ben space jammin ] : like you better be dead or dying. you better be a ghost. you better go full swayze and wrap those buff arms around me while i make bad pottery.

🧦 a half-asleep text for @savelosers​

[novamelt]

@savelosers : enjoy that sweet, sweet barker holmes.

   ❝ ya know ... i’m gonna be honest. i don’t like my buttons pushed. ❞

[tiimedtma]

⇢  AND MAYBE IT’S NOT RIGHT / BUT WE’LL MAKE IT WORK . @savelosers​ / ben .

YOU KNOW IT’S A PRETTY BAD FUCKING IDEA to kiss your best friend drunk, when it’s gonna lead no where because you’re just that. FRIENDS, jason knows. he knows too perfect well even as when everything is drowned in tequila, copious amounts of tequila. his hands neatly wrap themselves on the collar of the letterman he always seems to be wearing , a letterman that feels and smells like HOME. jason’s eyes are half lidded and now he’s just careful not to fall flat into the floor. HE’S TIPSY. he’ll remember this. he can’t help but to look for his eyes and smile. 

“ listen....dude, we don’t...we don’t gotta but like a bet’s a bet and i never back off and honestly i wouldn’t mind kissing you silly for a while. ” 

[notrealenoughfor]

@savelosers -- for richie. 

           “ m–m–mu–man up RICHIE. “ bill snaps, gripping the other by his shoulders. he’s literally about to smack the other again at this rate, and he knows he doesn’t want to. “ yo–you act s-s–s—-so tough but then when it comes to it?      you c–can easily juh–just chicken shit out ! “ bill sighs and then lets go to look away. there’s no use in fucking arguing with one of his closest friends. it’d be pointless anyhow, and he knows richie too well.  “ come on, rich. “

[herobelieved]

               ❝  I  THINK  I  have  really  settled  too  much  into  the  whole  LOSER  title,    considering  the  whole..  basic  MID-LIFE  crisis  thing.  ❞      He’s  been  reading  too  much  into  POPULAR  opinion  about  forty  year  old  divorced  men.

             @savelosers​​​ // sc.

[deliciousfear]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

         “I’ve heard it before...”

        *clown fear*

[trashmouthrecords]

How Much | Richie & Ben

@savelosers​ asked:  how much have you had? ( ALSO BEN )

[  miscellaneous angst starters. ]

“Um... not enough to kill me. Fucking chill, Haystack. Don’t be such a goddamn prude.” It didn’t seem to phase Richie that Ben was walking in on him doing a line off his glass coffee table, separating and thinning out the cocaine with a credit card. He rubbed at his nose, sniffing heavily and looking to Ben with glassy eyes.

[richtozicr]

@savelosers / zombies are coming ( sc ).

        “         BIG BILL ----      “ he screams, glad to have teamed up with someone he actually fucking likes instead of bickering with uris or kaspbrak the whole entire fucking day. he notices a runner sprinting up on his best friend as his back is turned. he takes his bat and slugs it directly into the zombie’s jaw, knocking his head off. “ we might have an issue with a running hoard coming. we better buck up and shut the fuck up and high tail out of here. i don’t want to fuckin’ be outnumbered, man. “ 

[ronnietozier-a]

@savelosers liked for a billy starter !

“nine out of ten dentists recommend you back up.” what the fuck did that mean? wasn’t richie meant to be the funny one? maybe that was the reason his joke didn’t make any sense and was told in such a deadpan manner, but that was besides the point. the point was -- his fingers were balled into the fabric of billy’s shirt, holding on for dear life. he thought for sure bill was going to go over the edge, the creek bellow was moving too fast for how low the water looked a minute ago. maybe it was a trick, maybe the whole damn thing was a trick. whatever brought them both out here -- had to be a trick.  “come on, bill -- just, back up with me, man.”

[drawnfear]

‘ oh the horror, you actually have to spend time with me. ‘ their brothers are doing god knows what together and ditched them to hang out with their new friends. she lays down beside him and puts her head on his lap. ‘ don’t worry, i’m much more fun than richie. ‘ 

@savelosers for daniel 

[supager-archived]

@savelosers

     fear. what was freddy afraid of? that was something that he had to think for a moment. he was afraid of a few things, but the biggest---

          “being forgotten,” his words came out soft as he shoved his hands into his jacket. “like, dying and not even have anyone remember who i was or what i’ve done..”

[notrealenoughfor]

the dolla bills was the most og 2017 it thing EVER.

[uraslcppybitch]

⚱ ben and danny

@savelosers (I’ll do them separately; wow this hurts me)

“I mean... smash that Brazilian soccer player body all he way to next Tuesday but... he’d never smash me.”

Richie fell quiet at the question. If he said smash, would he be saying it because of Danny, or would it be for a far more selfish reason? “I--I don’t know. That’s a tough one. I mean Danny’s great. He’s always been there for me and I care about him a lot but--” He took a deep breath, “pass.”

[trashmouthrecords]

Like This | Richie & Bill

@savelosers​ asked:  it’s breaking my heart to see you like this. ( bill )

[  miscellaneous angst starters. ]

“Well, Big Bill, we just lost two of the people that knew us best on this fucking planet and only remembered they even existed less than a fucking month ago.” Richie shook his head, speaking in a false cheery voice. “Excuse the fuck out of me if I happen to be indulging for while because I have the goddamn money to waste.”

[feargrown-a]

❝I  HOPE --  you  don’t  think  I  only  bought  one  pink  shower  cap  because  you  are  a  girl ...  I  actually  bought  it  because  it  looked  pretty❞

@savelosers liked for a one liner !

[derryskater]

@savelosers​  / sc.

    “ you know, if your next book sucks after all this shit we’ve been through, billy boy---- i’m never buying one of your books again. “