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sinfulwonders · 5 years

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👀 ~

Alrighty here’s another fic. This one is actually practically done, even though I thought it was a lot less finished. I may polish it up and post it on Ao3 soon, but here it is for now.

Sick

When Shuichi Saihara received a text from Kokichi Ouma one early Saturday morning, he suspected that his plans were ruined for the day…very possibly the entire weekend. As he opened the message, his suspicions were quickly confirmed.

I’m sick! Will you be my nurse? Bring soup…and grape panta.

Shuichi sighed, letting the warmth from his dorm room bed engulf him for just a moment longer before slowly rising to his feet. They both knew that he would say yes. Although Shuichi acted annoyed with Kokichi’s many crazy antics and schemes, it was fairly obvious that Shuichi had a soft spot for the supreme leader. A soft spot that the supreme leader was thrilled to exploit.

Fine. Be there in ten.

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“Shumai! You came to say your goodbyes!”

Shuichi sighed as he entered the room, carrying a single shopping bag, as his eyes fell on the purple eyed menace. The exceedingly pale boy was smiling and waving enthusiastically, like the ghost of some excited child.

“Goodbyes?”

Kokichi nodded seriously, “Yep. Before my deadly illness takes me inevitably. The doctors said I only have hours to live!”

Shuichi groaned, “Are you even sick, Kokichi?” He wouldn’t be surprised if the supreme leader had dragged the detective down just because he wanted a fizzy beverage.

What a waste of time.

Kokichi beamed, “You got me. It was a lie! Supreme leaders don’t get sic-ACK-” Kokichi’s face fell as his speech devolved into a coughing fit, causing Shuichi to immediately kneel at his bedside.

The detective placed a worried hand on the boy’s pallid forehead, “Jeez, Kokichi. You’re buring up. Maybe you should go see Mikan…”

Kokichi whined, “Nooooo. I want Shumai to take care of meeee.”

“Why? My talent isn’t even medical related…”

With that, the supreme leader burst into a fit of almost certainly fake tears, “WAAAH! Shuichi doesn’t like me enough to even take care of me while I’m sick and dying!”

This elicited an eye roll from the detective, as he’d seen this trick so many times before, “Kokichi, you know it’s not that. I just don’t know if I’ll do a good job.”

Kokichi’s tears were suddenly dry, like they never existed at all, as he glanced blankly at the boy, “A good job?”

Shuichi nodded, “Yeah... If you’re really sick, I definitely don’t want you to get worse because of me.”

The detective was taken aback by a spiteful sound.

Kokichi hoarsely cackled at the boy, a malicious grin lining his face, “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! For a detective you really are dumb!” Shuichi frowned as the boy continued, his voice losing its edge slightly, “Shumai is great at taking care of people. That’s why I requested you, over allllll of my other minions! I only allow the best.”

Well that was unexpectedly sweet…

Trying to hide his elated surprise at the praise, Shuichi let out an exasperated sigh, “…Fine.”

The supreme leader squealed and pulled the detective into a quick hug.

“K-Kokichi! You’re g-gonna get me sick…” Shuichi stammered.

“Neeheehee! Perfect, then you’ll have to let me take care of you! Then it’ll just be an endless cycle…one of us sick and one of us well, forever and ever!” Kokichi smiled sweetly as he spoke, but those sweet smiles always were a little off. In this case, there was a mischievous twinkle in his violet eyes. The same eyes that observed Shuichi’s every reaction with a calculating coolness that both fascinated and terrified the detective.

“Kokichi, that honestly sounds horrible.”

The detective noticed that Kokichi’s lip quivered a little, but in a flash it was gone, as it seemed that he decided to go a different emotional direction with his lie.

The boy instead examined his fingernails, looking incredibly bored, “Well I think it sounds romantic. You’d be with each other, taking care of each other, forever…”

Hmm, well that’s an interesting point of view.

Kokichi never ceased to amaze the detective. Once he thought he had a pretty good grasp on how he thought Kokichi would react to something the supreme leader switched it up, flipping the situation on its head. It’s why the detective was absorbed with thoughts of figuring out the enigma that was Kokichi Ouma.

Kokichi snickered, “Of course that could be a lie…Maybe I just want you to be my cute little nurse!”

Shuichi sighed, rolling his eyes at the last comment, “I don’t want you to call me your ‘nurse’, Kokichi. I feel like you’re taking it to a weird place.”

Kokichi smiled devilishly.

Shuichi continued, giving the boy a stern look, “Look, if you want me to take care of you, that’s fine, I’ll take care of you. But I am not gonna let you make this weird, and I am going to try to do a decent job. So rest. I have some over the counter medicine in my bag, so I’ll give you something that should help with the fever. Lay down and I’ll grab you a glass of water.”

Kokichi’s eyes widened, “Wow, you’re so good at this! And so brave, to give a supreme leader commands,” his face darkened, “You may end up regretting it…”

Shuichi ignored Kokichi’s attempt to agitate him and instead pressed a lanky finger on the supreme leader’s forehead, and gently pushed him back to the pillow, “Lay. Down. You’re going to regret if you overdo it just to taunt me.”

Kokichi stayed quiet, his expression now blank, and watched as Shuichi turned to fill a cup with water from the bathroom sink. At least he stayed quiet until a large sneeze erupted from him.

Shuichi quickly returned with water and a couple pills.

Kokichi spoke after releasing a couple hoarse coughs, “Sure hope you aren’t trying to poison me…actually that’s a lie. Put me out of my misery, detective!”

“Shh. I’m not trying to poison you,” Shuichi dropped the pills into the supreme leader’s hand and then watched as he swallowed them, quickly washing them down with water.

Shuichi then handed Kokichi a tissue for his nose, and as the boy wiped his sick face, made his way to the bathroom one more, quietly returning with a damp washcloth.

He placed it gently on the boy’s head, careful to move a few strands of purple tipped hair out of the way first.

“Sleep,” he smiled gently at the boy and then sat down in the supreme leader’s desk chair. He rummaged through the shopping bag and pulled out a small book, beginning to read. The boys sat in silence for a while, with Shuichi glancing up to check on Kokichi every few minutes to make sure he was at least attempting to sleep. He began ignoring the book more and more, eventually just staring at the supreme leader in cautious wonder. That is, until he caught Shuichi staring.

Kokichi gave the boy a mischievous smirk, “Wow you’re super doting Shumai. You are definitely my most eager slave yet!”

Shuichi brushed him off and lazily retorted, “Whatever Kokichi. Anyway I’m definitely not your slave, I’m your nurse-”

As soon as the word accidently slipped out, Shuichi blushed deeply. His heart fluttered in a way that he was not expecting at the thought of being Kokichi’s personal nurse for the day.

What? Don’t think that!

“Hahahaha, man that was easier than I thought-ACHOO!”

Shuichi’s blush faded as he grabbed the box of tissues, and rushed to hand a few to Kokichi.

“-Thanks.”

Shuichi looked down at Kokichi, who was an unusually small boy anyway, but he was surprised how weak he looked. His frail form was shaking slightly, and beads of sweat lined the boy’s head.

“Kokichi, you’re really sick. You need to stop talking and sleep.”

COUGH COUGH COUGH

“Aww you’re no fun Shumai…” Kokichi shot him a weak smile.

Shuichi stood to return to his chair when he felt small fingers wrap around his own. He felt blood rush to his face.

“Will you just talk to me? Read me something until I fall asleep?” Kokichi’s wide eyes were devoid of mischief, just filled with innocence.

Shuichi picked up his book that he had just started, and flipped back to the beginning, gently sitting on the bed next to Kokichi as he did so. He opened his mouth and began to quietly read the words aloud. Before Shuichi had finished reading the first chapter Kokichi had fallen asleep, quietly snoring next to the detective. Shuichi let out a satisfied sigh.

Finally.

He turned to look at the sick boy, noticing how strangely angelic and innocent he looked while he slept. It was strange to Shuichi how absolutely beautiful Kokichi was when he wasn’t trying to make the most grotesque faces humanly possible.

Wait, beautiful? Don’t think that Shuichi!

But it was true, and Shuichi could no longer deny it. Kokichi Ouma was beautiful.

Although no one has any right to be this beautiful while they’re sleeping and sick. It’s just not fair.

“Nngh,” Ouma let out a soft groan as he shifted, his tiny arms wrapping around Shuichi’s waist.

Shit.

Kokichi had an unreasonable amount of strength for a sick person, at least in Shuichi’s eyes, because quickly the detective was helplessly tugged into bed with the supreme leader. Kokichi snuggled into him like he was holding a childhood stuffed animal, and other than the underlying dread that Shuichi felt at the fact that he was almost certainly going to get sick, the detective couldn’t help but melt into the warmth of Kokichi’s arms.

“Shumai…” Kokichi mumbled in his sleep.

Shuichi brushed the hair gently away from Kokichi’s sweaty forward, “Don’t worry. I’m here.”

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“Nghhh,” Shuichi groaned as he laid in his bed, wet washcloth resting on his forehead. It seems he had caught the supreme leader’s ‘deadly illness’ after all.

“Don’t worry Shumai! Nurse Kokichi is here to save the day!” Kokichi practically squealed as he plopped on the bed next to Shuichi.

It seems Kokichi had taken what he said about being Shuichi’s personal nurse very seriously. When Shuichi had called out sick from school, Kokichi had taken it upon himself to gather supplies and break into his dorm room wearing a full on nurse outfit.

#wic #ask meme #oumasai #saiouma #sickfic #danganronpa

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itsleese · 4 years

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I... I finished the Golden Deer route. Sure took a while to get to the unique parts of the route😥 So, about Claude, yea, he's just not my cup'a tea. And marrying him- boi, you just proposed and now you're leaving?! Stop doing that! Then, Lorenz marrying Leonie? I kinda see it, but was totally not expecting it. Was kinda hoping for Lorenz x Marianne. And Raphael's lil sis just leaves?! Girl, why??? At least say something! Poor Raphael. But I did like she ended up marrying Ignatz.

HAHAHAHAH OK OK WAIT ILL PUT A READMORE 😂

‼️ FE:3H SPOILERS ‼️

ok alright!

i LOVE THE GD KIDS. i feel the same way you do about leonie, which is a SHAME because i share a bday with her, and it bugs me.

i really, truely, am partial to claude. BUT HIS MARRIAGE AT THE END MURDERED ME AHHHHH. i loves meeting the ppl from almyra, and i LOVED that he was so motivated and wanted to see his goal through to the end. also 10/10 hottie yaknow. they coulda made him BEEFIER like they did to dimi, but it is what it is. hahahah

i agree about the dimitri thing! i think the fact that he didn’t have the bond with byleth led to his death in the GD route unfortunately. i really wanted to save everyone on my play throughs, and my first hubby being killed off was RUDE AND PAINFUL.

i LOVE HILDA. she’s a beast. she’s incredible. a QUEEN.

i really liked lorenz HAHAHAHA he was such a dumb rich boi stuck up his own ass 😂😂😂

lysithea made me sad. her whole story was devostating. i don’t wanna talk about ittttttt.

raph and ignatz? meh. i tried to use them, but they were too boring for meeeee.

marianne annoyed meeee. i know she’s many ppls “best girl” and i sympathise with her but something about her made my eye twitch. in saying that, her relationship with lorenz? YES PLEASE MAAM.

overall, i think this route showcases the storyline the best (so far, i haven’t done edies route yettt) but my heart was definitely more doki doki for the BL route hahahahaha. gotta love a tortured beastly prince amirite 🤪

#FE3H #leese speaks #peach baby

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cl-babydew · 6 years

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CARTOONLOVER REACTS

CARTOONLOVER REACTS:

Ducktales

Season 2 episode 5 “Storkules In Duckburg!”

1.) “-I want to be a successful business man like you, cause your like my idol” AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍

2.) He’s not a bad drawer! 😀

3.) “-And is he stealing my chandelier!? HEY!” *stops, then continues to move slowly* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’M HAPPY THAT WE GET TO SEE DONALD AGAIN! He’s been in like every episode of season 2 so far!!!!! I love it!!!!

4.) “2.5 billon please.” 🤣 Louie, that’s not happening!

5.) HI STORKULES!!!! 😁

6.) *throws Donald into the sun* .....Rip.....press f to pay your respects.....*presses f*

7.) “-The most responsible man I know!” You came to the right person! (Tho he lied last episode...)

8.) “We’re not employees, we’re your family.” AAAWWWW YOU COUNTED WEBBY TOO!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍

9.) “I mean, except Dewey, Dewey would make a terrible employee.” I WOULD BE OFFENDED FOR MY CHILD BUT,....your totally right!🤣 Speaking of...I guess he’s not in this episode....I’ll just go to my corner for a bit....

10.) *runs from corner screaming* NVM!!! MY BABY IS HERE AND OMGOSH DEWEY WAS MEEEE TWO SECONDS AGO!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’LL TAKE A CAMEO!!!!

11.) *Webby says her things* LET’S DO THAT!!!!!

12.) “Why don’t we just sell Lemonade?” But that’s boringggggg!!!!!!!!!!!😫

13.) “Lemonade is small potatoes.”

Exactly Lou!

14.) “POTATOADE!” Annnddd you lost me Webs......🙈

15.) “-just needs to find a problem to solve.” *Storkules burst through window, fighting* Found it...

16.) *turns back around* “Just any problem at all...” BOI!

17.) “500 dollars, plus tax, we also expect funzo bucks.” LOUIE! FYCYCTC OMGOSH!😆🙈

18.) THERE’S MY HUEY IN HIS ADORABLE NERDY HAT AND GLASSES!!!😫😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

19.) Poor Donald...🙈

20.) THIS IS ADORABLE OMGOSH!!!! XD AND HUEY LOOKS SOOO ANNOYED THAT HE HAS TO BE THE MOTHER!!🤣🤣🤣 I guess Webby won!! Also!! HUEY YOUR ADORABLE IN A SKIRT!!! 😆 WEBBY IS IN PANTS!!!!! 😆 AND ALSO! THEY ARE MOTHER AND FATHER! 😆😆😆 X3

21.) “You said it hubby.” OMGOSH!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣 HE USED A HIGH PITCHED VOICE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! THEY ALSO SAID THEIR OTHER SHIP NAME LOL!!!!!!!!

22.) I LOVE HOW EVERYONE IS GETTING CAMEOS!!!!!!

23.) Louie’s living the life!🤣

24.) YOU HIDE THEM IN DONALD’S CLOSET?! STORKULES!!!! 🤣🙈

25.) DEWEY DEWNIGHT!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SOOOO HAPPY NOW!!!!!! THIS IS BETTER THAN A CAMEO!!!!😭😭😱😱😱

26.) “We captured the last one today!” “We what?!-“ Oh no....LOUIE DON’T YOU DARE DO WHAT I’M THINKING YOUR GOING TO DO!

27.) ORRRRRR YOU COULD JUST LISTEN TO WEBBY! Cuz y’all barley do, and when y’all finally do, she ALWAYS ends up right!

28.) You don’t have anymore money do you...

29.) *Webby pets Storkules* Awwww Webby! 😆

30.) I know he’s about to do it for a good reason...but...oh no!🙈

31.) “Of course! Employer Llewellyn, you ve the honesty and integrity of a true hero, just like your Uncle.” OOOOOO THAT’S GOT TO STING....you got to tell the truth now Louie!

32.) DO WHAT’S RIGHT!!!!!

33.) No! No don’t!!! Don’t eat it!!! NO!🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

34.) AND YOU ATE IT!!! 😫

35.) OMGOSH THAT WAS ADORABLE DONALD!🤣

36.) Those puppy eyes tho!!!!!!😍

37.) Awwwww Huey’s little hat is ADORABLE!!😍😍😍😍 HUEY YOU ARE STICKEN ADORABLE THIS EPISODE!!!

38.) 0 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT!🤣🤣🤣🤣

39.) SOMEONE JUST SAVE DONALD BEFORE I BECOME THE PROBLEM!!!!!!

40.) Huey and Webby omgosh!🤣🤣🤣

41.) Rip Louie.....f

42.) AWWWWWW!!!

43.) “Had a business opportunity in Cape Suzette.” HOLD UP! WHAT?!

44.) AGAIN! YOU SHOULD’VE LISTENED TO WEBBY TO BEGIN WITH!!! *flips desk*

45.) “Huh, no one ever asked what they loved most.” *Webby glares at him* Excuse- *punches him* HAHAHAHA COULDN’T OF SAID IT BETTER MYSELF!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

46.) I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH OMGOSH!!🤣🤣🤣

(I really liked this episode!!🤣 Not my fav, but still loved it!!!!! CAN’T WAIT FOR TOMORROW EPISODE!!!! My favorite moment in this ep had to be when Webby punch Louie!🤣 THAT’S WHAT HE GETS FOR NEVER LISTENING!!!!!! IM ALSO SUPER HAPPY THAT I GOT TO SEE MY BABY!!!!!!! DEWEY DEWNIGHT GUYS AHHHHHH I WAS SOOOOO HAPPPYYYYY!! ALSO! HUEY WAS STICKEN ADORABLE LIKE ALWAYS!!!!! WEBBY NEEDS MORE RESPECT OF COURSE! 😆 See y’all next time! Bye!)

*starts my advertisement*

Remember kids....ALWAYS LISTEN TO WEBBY! Unless there’s a reason not to, then just listen to me.

#ducktales 2017 #ducktales #season 2 #episode 5 #cartoonlover reacts

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lololololololilolhwhshjfjdk · 6 years

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LMAO WHEN U ACCIDENTALLY SEND SOMEONE A POST FROM UR VENT ACCOUNT WHICH HAS LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR VIOLENT THOUGHTS HAHAHAHA SAVE MEEEE

#breanna

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senseisyfr · 6 years

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Don’t Fuck With My Heart !

At Nezumi’s place……..

Nezumi : (was calling Center) Damn, Center..!! Tell me where.. (Gekikara calling her) Gekikara ?? What do you want ?! What ??!! No. Go fuck yourself !!! (Hung up) (taking weapons, leaving)

Nezumi decided then to go to Choukoku and Shibuya’s place to give back her gloves to Choukoku. She was about to knock but she was surprised when she saw the door open. She decided to enter anyway. She heard moans and was excited to surprise Shibuya and Choukoku, just to scare them.

Nezumi : AH !!!!!! AAAH !!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku was fucking Center on her couch. The 2 girls jumped, surprised !

Center : N..Nezumi ????

Nezumi : IT CAN’T BE TRUE ?????????!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH CHOUKOKU..!!!!!!! AFTER ALL THE THINGS I’VE DONE FOR YOU, CENTER !!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BETRAYED ME, YOU BETRAYED MEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : Nezumi, I just wanted to..

Gekikara : HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!! (Clapping) HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : YOU SHUT UP FUCKIN SICKO !!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ???????!!!!!!!

Gekikara : I just came to check if you’re mad… HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!! AND YOU’RE REALLY MAD HAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!

Choukoku : Nezumi, as a friend, Center needed to be comforted, so…

Nezumi : AND WHAT ??????!!!!!! TWO FRIENDS DON’T HAVE SEX TOGETHER, CHOUKOKU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND, THAT’S YOUR WAY TO COMFORT PEOPLE NOW ??????!!!!!!

Choukoku : YOU DID THE SAME WITH ME WHEN WERE AT YOUR PLACE BEFORE !!!!!!!!! STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE INNOCENT, YOU LOVED IT WHEN YOU SUCKED ME, YOU WERE LIKE OOHHH MORE MORE AGAIN AGAIIIN GIVE IT TO MEE AAHHH CHOUKOKUU BABYYY !!!!!!!! SAME WHEN I LICKED YOUR DIRTY CUNT !!!!!!!! YOU FORCED ME !!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : DIRTY CUNT DIRTY CUNT, YOU REALLY SEEMED TO LIKE IT, I DIDN’T FEEL LIKE YOU WERE FORCING YOURSELF THAT MUCH !!!!!!!

Center : NEZUMI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAD SEX WITH CHOUKOKU ??????!!!!!! YOU HAD SEX WITH CHOUKOKU ??????????!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU CHEATED ON ME TOO AND NOW YOU’RE BLAMING OTHERS ????????!!!!!!!! YOU’RE A FUCKIN BIG LYER !!!!!!!!!! IF I KNEW, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN SAKURA IN OUR BED !!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : AH NO !!!!!!!!!!! DON’T START WITH HER PLEASE !!!!!!!! DON’T MENTION HER FUCKIN NAME !!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN A MANIPULATIVE PERSON, NEZUMI, AND IT’LL NEVER CHANGE !!!!!!!!!! YOU TRICKED ME BUT BECAUSE YOU’RE RICH YOU’RE NEVER CAUGHT BENEATH THE WHEEL !!!!!!!!! I’M JUST GIVING IT BACK TO YOU NOW !!!!!!!!!!! YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU’LL HELP ME TO HAVE MY TRAINING CENTER, THAT YOU’LL GIVE ME MONEY BUT YOU NEVER DID AND SET ME UP WHEN SHIBUYA FOUND OUT !!!!!!!!!! SO YOU SHUT UP AND HOW DARE YOU COME HERE WITHOUT KNOCKING ??????!!!!!! POLITENESS IS GOING TO KILL YOU OR WHAT, IT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR RICH PEOPLE TO BE POLITE NOW ???????!!!!!!! YOU CAME FOR WHAT, SCREWING ME UP AGAIN ??????!!!!!! BECAUSE IT WON’T WORK ANYMORE, IT’LL NEVER WORK AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!

Center : I can’t believe it..!!!! YOU PLAYED WITH CHOUKOKU’S FEELINGS FOR MONEY ??????!!!!!! TAKING ADVANTAGE OF POOR PEOPLE !!!!!!!!! YOU’RE DISGUSTING, NEZUMI !!!!!!!!! DON’T YOU HAVE SHAME, DON’T YOU HAVE PITY, DON’T YOU HAVE HEART ?????!!!!!

Nezumi : I..It was… It was just service..!!

Center : YOU’RE LYING !!!!!!!! STOP LYING !!!!!!!!!! I’M TIRED, NEZUMI, YOU KNOW THAT ??????!!!!!! EVERYTIME IT’S THE SAME THING !!!!!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : Thank God I saved my couple, otherwise I don’t know..

Shibuya : (came in, holding hands with the Kabuki Sisters) What the fuck is..???!!! Why are you two naked ????!!!! WHAT THE HELL CENTER IS DOING HERE ?????!!!!! CHOUKOKU !!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, SHE SLEPT WITH YOU ???????!!!!!!! YOU FUCKED HER ????????!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKED HER YOU FUCKIN..!!!!!

Choukoku : It was a payback !!!!! Nezu..

Shibuya : PAYBACK ??????!!!!!! PAYBACK FOR WHAT, WHAT PAYBACK ????????!!!!!!!! DON’T YOU THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH DEBT ??????!!!!!! (turning to Nezumi) YOU FUCKIN RAT !!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M SURE YOU’RE BEHIND THIS AGAIN, HUH ??????!!!!!! YOU WANNA RUIN MY COUPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : E..EH ???!!! NO, I SWEAR I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING !!!!!!

Center : It’s true, Shibuya !! I’m the one re..

Shibuya : SHUT UP, JUNIOR !!!!!!!

Center : HEY, IT’S CENTER !!!!

Shibuya : I DON’T CARE GODDAMMIT !!!!!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!! (Drinking an entire bottle of whiskey) S-SEE T-THAT BOTTLE..?????!!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKIN HEAD WI..

Kabuki Sisters : (stopping Shibuya) SHIBUYA, NO !!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : AND YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE SIAMESE TWINS, SHIBUYA !!!!!!!!

Kokabuki : HEY !!!!!! WATCH YOUR WORDS !!!!!!

Choukoku : TELL ME, SHIBUYA !!!!!!! YOU TOOK MY EXES !!!!!!!

Shibuya : YEAH, AND WHAT ??????!!!!!! I’M ALONE, I FEEL ALONE EVERYTIME CAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS TRAINING !!!!!!!! AND NOW I HAVE ANOTHER PROOF, YOU’RE TRAINING IN THE BED, IN OUR COUCH !!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : Choukoku, baby why are you not..????!!!!

Everyone : BABY ??????????!!!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : NO..!!!! DON’T TELL ME NOW THAT YOU AND GAKURAN..

Gakuran : (proud, big smile) Yeah, we’re together, what’s with those faces ??!! You didn’t know ???!!! 6 months now, wow time flies !!! Why are they naked, is it a strip tease party ???

Shibuya : CHOUKOKUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Drinking strong alcohol) WHAT’S THAT FUCKIN BULLSHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH GAKURAN ???????!!!!!!!

Gakuran : (smiling) Shibuya, stop drinking ! What the hell are you saying ?? Choukoku and I we….. euh… wait !! You were together ??!!

Nezumi : She just realized, wow.

Shibuya : GAKURAN !!!!!! WHY YOU TOOK MY CHOUKOKU !!!!!!!!! YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : What ???!!! But I didn’t know that you guys were together !!!

Shibuya : MY ASS !!!!!!! A WOMANIZER LIKE YOU IS NOT DOING THINGS INNOCENTLY !!!!!!!

Gakuran : Girl, don’t shout at me !! If you kept an eye on your lover these things wouldn’t happen !!! If Center is naked, could it be that you slept together ??!! Is that true, Sophie ??

Center : GODDAMMIT IT’S CENTER YOU FUCKIN DRAG !!!!!!!!

Gakuran : HEY !!!!!! BE POLITE !!!!! DON’T YOU THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH WITH YOUR NEZUMIIIIII AAHHHH YEEEEEESSSS OOOHHHH FUCK MEEEE NEZUMIIII…???!!!

Nezumi : THAT’S NOT FUNNY..!!!!

Center : I sort of… felt sorry for Choukoku…

Shibuya : (breaking the bottle) YOU FELT SORRY FOR HER ?????!!!!! THAT’S A REASON TO BRING YOUR CUNT IN MY COUCH HERE AND TAKE HER, YOU BITCH ??????!!!!!!

Gekikara : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : AH SHUT UP GEKIKARA OR I’LL SMASH YOU INSTEAD !!!!!!!!!!!

Center : CHOUKOKU DOESN’T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE YOU DO..!!

Shibuya : MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS INSTEAD OF INTERFERING INTO PEOPLE’S, CORNER !!!!!!! YOU’LL CRITICIZE WHEN YOU’LL HAVE CLEANED UP YOUR STUFF !!!!!!!!

Gekikara : She’s right, Center !! (Smiling) I hope you told Nezumi that I fingered you hard last night… hahahaha !!!!

Nezumi : WHAT ??????!!!!!!

Center : GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!! (Blushing)

Gekikara : WITH MY FINGERS FULL OF BLOOD IN YOUR PUSSY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone : BEEEEEEEERK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : Oh my..BEURARK..!!!!!!!

Center : AAAH, GAKURAN..!!!!!!

Shibuya : GIRL YOU’RE GONNA CLEAN YOUR SHIT IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!!!! IT’S NOT A FUCKIN DUMP HERE !!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : (laughing) And you know, Center sucked them after !!!!!

Everyone : STOOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : And it was in Nezumi’s bed !!!!!!

Nezumi : WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ???????!!!!!!!

Center : I..I can explain !!!!!

Gekikara : And you kn..

Black : GEKIKARAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST HEAR ??????!!!!!! YOU WANNA DIE ???????!!!!!!! YOU DID IT AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : (singing) Oops ! I did it agaiin..!! I played with your heart, got lost in the game oh baby baby baaa..hem.

Everyone was looking weird at Shibuya.

Nezumi : Like this is the moment to sing Britney… tss !!

Shibuya : WITH ALL YOUR BULLSHIT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!

Center : Sure, it’s better than drinking…

Daruma : So guys, what’s happening here ??? You want my chicken wings of victory ???? It’s a new recipe !!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : Girl now it’s not the right time !!!

Daruma : Huh ?? Ooh come on, you’re all too tense here !!! Eat them all !! (Everyone taking Daruma’s chicken wings, not to hurt her) Mmmmh, see !!!!! The juices it’s from Black’s vagina !!!!

Everyone : (all disgusted, throwing away the chickens !) BWEUAAERK !!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : EH ???????!!!!!!!

Daruma : (eating at the same time) Yeah ! Last night when I put my 12 chicken wings in Black’s vagina, her liquid was so delicious that I decided to incorpore it with them !!!

Ookabuki : OH MY GOD, THAT’S DISGUSTING !!!!!!

Gekikara : (mad) BLAAAAAACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LIED TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKED THIS FAT FUCKIN PIG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daruma : HEY !!!!!!!! APOLOGIZE, GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : I want to throw up..!!

Daruma : You guys haven’t eaten them yet, how can you say that it’s disgusting ????!!!! You’re not nice !!!!!

Gakuran : But we’re not gonna eat something coming from someone’s pussy !!!!!!! Think before saying bullshit !!!!!!

Shibuya : LIKE ALL THIS MESS WASN’T ENOUGH NOW YOU CAME TO MY PLACE TO POISON US !!!!!!!!!

Sado : (smiling) Black’s pussy is one of the most beautiful…

Everyone turned to Sado, shocked.

Gekikara : SADO !!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sado : I mean, I didn’t check deeply but… I heard it from you, Gekikara.

Gekikara : (happy) Sado-saaan !!!!!

Sado : By the way, why are you all here ?! Is th..ooh Choukoku !! So sex….

Choukoku : (blushing, embarrassed) P..Please don’t look at my body like that !!!!! And…And what are you doing here anyway ???!!!

Sado : I was tracking Nezumi, as she didn’t answered my calls…

Nezumi : (scared) E..EH ?????!!!!!

Sado : Yeah, you left those at my place… (showing Nezumi’s lingerie, throwing them at her) Maison Lejaby, Lise Charmel, Aubade… This bra from Empreinte too hehehee ! Girl, you left quite a lot !! Oh ! This one is wet, your pussy showed it… guess it’s from 4 days ago…

Center : (mad) NEZUMI !!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA CRUSH YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jumping on Nezumi, beating her) YOU LYER !!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : C-CENTER !!!! AIIE !!!! I’M REALLY SORRY, PLEASE NO..!!!! AAAAH !!!!

Akicha : Guys, there’s a fight !!! Scandal Scandal, look !!

Scandal : Yeaah !!! (Both of them high fiving)

Unagi : Who’s fighting who’s fighting ???

Bungee : Aah Romeo and Juliet !!

Mukuchi : Hahaha !!

Center and Nezumi : HEY !!!!!!!! SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!

Akicha : Ooh Romeo Romeo can I fuck you Romeooo aahhh yees !!!

Scandal : Juliet lick my ice cream aaahhhh !!!!

Everyone laughing hard and talking in an exaggerated way.

Sado : Show me your collection please, Mademoiselle Chanel !

Shibuya : Wait, there are so many Dear, don’t you see she’s got the last one from Victoria’s Secret, look Calvin Klein too !!

Everyone laughing again.

Nezumi : Stop making fun of me, you assholes !!!!!!!

Sado : Ooh sweetie, she’s upseeet ! So riiich !!

Black : May I have this dance, Miss ?

Choukoku : You’re all ridiculous, leave them alone…

Gekikara : Relax Choukoku, rooh !!

Nezumi : Thank you Choukoku !! At least there’s someone intelligent here !!!

Black : Ooooh that’s sweeeet !! Kiss her, Nezumi !!

Center : HEY !!!! I WON’T ALLOW THAT !!!!

Gakuran : Stop being ridiculous, Center ! With all the things that happened between you, you can bear this one !

Kokabuki : KISS ! KISS ! KISS !

Everyone : KISS HER !! KISS HER !! KISS HER !! KISS HER !! KISS HER !!

Choukoku : WON’T YOU ALL SHUT UP INSTEAD OF SAYING BULLSHIT ?????!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!

Gekikara : We wanna see the kiss !!

Nezumi : Seriously..!! How old are you ???!!! Acting like stupid kids !!!!

Sado : If you’re not a kid just prove it, Nezumi !! Hehehe….

Choukoku : There’s no way I’m doing that and this is my home here okay !!!!!! You should all get the fuck out of here !!!!!!!!

Gekikara : My goood now they’re both playing nuns !!

Team Hormone : COME ON, DO IT !!!

Sado : Hurry Nezumi…. (showing Nezumi’s bra)

Nezumi : HEY GIVE ME THAT !!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING..????!!!! YOU’RE CRAZY ?????!!!!! THIS IS VICTORIA’S SECRET !!!!!!!!!

Sado : Poor her. I don’t give a shit you know !

Shibuya : Bye bye Victoria ! Girl, it’s time to get new stuff you know cause it’s old…

Torigoya : Aaaand I have exactly what you need !!!!

Gakuran : Oh shit. Torigoya.

Torigoya : AWWW CHOUKOKUUUUUUU SWEETIIIIIIE !!!!!!! (Jumping on Choukoku !)

Choukoku : (blushing, embarrassed) DON’T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT..!!!!!

Torigoya : Your breasts !!!! They are healthy !!!!

Center : What kind of shit is she saying..?!

Choukoku : AAH..!!! DON’T FUCKIN TOUCH ME, TORIGOYA !!!!!!!

Torigoya : See ! They look up, not down, that’s a good sign !!

Sado : (joking, laughing) What more, doctor ??

Torigoya : Breasts are like flowers, you need to talk to them !! That’s what I did 5 days ago, you felt better while I massaged them, right Choukoku ??

Shibuya : WHAT ?????!!!!! BUT YOU ALL WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF OR WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sado : TORIGOYA !!!!!!! YOU DID THAT BEHIND MY BACK ??????!!!!!!

Torigoya : You’re jealous Sadoooo aww so cute !! I love champions so I couldn’t resist to her sweaty body…. And fighters need to have the best masseur hehehee….

Black : We wonder what things can resist you anyway !!

Torigoya : Choukokuuuu kiss me here again !! (Showing her pussy)

Choukoku : N..NO !!!!!!

Shibuya : (mad) CHOUKOKUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : I miss your body too, Choukoku…

Maeda : Gakuran ?? Why are you here ?

Gakuran : (jumped) AAAH !!!!!! A-ATSUKO !!!!

Center : Come on, tell your virgin Mary that you’re dating Choukoku since 6 months now !

Maeda : W..What ??!! No… Gakuran, no…!! It’s not..

Gakuran : Well… hahaha hem… You know me, I’m a pussy hunter and..

Sado : You know she’s taking her assault rifle, one shot and BANG !! They all squirt !

Everyone laughing.

Sado : Look at the rainbow look at the rainbow !! (laughing)

Gekikara : Man you killed me..!!

Maeda : I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!! (was about to cry) YOU HURTED ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : (ironic) Holy shit ! Now if we’re making virgin Maeda crying…

Maeda : (breaking her glasses !) STOP IT YOU BLOCKHEADS !!!!!!!!!!

Black : (imitating Shibuya) Bloody hell, now Maeda broke her mythic glasses… It’s the end of the world, people !

Maeda : SHUT UP ASSHOLES !!!!!!!!! YOU’RE ALL STUPID !!!!!!!!! I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU !!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : (ironic too) Shh virgin Maeda is speaking, everyone !! (Acting, crossing herself like the others) In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit…

Everyone : AMEN !!

Choukoku : You’re all crazy.

Maeda : I’m gonna get married… with Shaku !

Gakuran : WHAT ??????!!!!!!

Daruma : ATSUNEEEE !!!!!!! (Panicked, throwing into the air her chicken wings, Team Hormone catching them, eating)

Unagi : Mmmmh !! Delicious, Daruma !!!

Bungee : What did you put in it ??

Daruma : AAHAHAAAA !!! SEE ??? TEAM HORMONE HAVE TASTE, UNLIKE ALL OF YOU !!! Thank you guys !!

Black : Glad to hear that you love eating my creamy pussy juice.

Team Hormone : (spat out, shocked) BWEUARK !!!!!!!!

Everyone laughing.

Choukoku : So, Maeda…

Gakuran : But it can’t be I was in Shaku’s bed last night, she said she wanted to marry me !!!!

Maeda : WHAT ???!!! NOW YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE DATING SHAKU ????!!!! GAKURAN !!!!!!!!

Gekikara : Since the hospital many years ago…

Gakuran : HAH ???!!! WHAT’S WITH YOU NOW ATSUKO, YOU’RE ALWAYS THE ONE INCARNING PURITY ETC AND NOW YOU START CHEATING ????!!!!

Maeda slapped her.

Maeda : I… I believed in you..!! Look at all of you… You’re all cheating !! We don’t even know who is with who anymore !!!! This is a harem !!!!!

Center : And ?! Are you involved in all our stories ??!! Plus, as it was said, for a girl like you who claimed to be the perfect innocent angel who never said anything, you surprised us !!!!

Maeda : I’M NOT LIKE YOU ALL !!!!!! (Turning to Gakuran) DON’T COUNT ON ME FOR ANYTHING NOW !!!!!! (leaving)

Gakuran : ATSUKO, BABY !!!! WAIT !!!!!

Everyone whistling.

Daruma : Aren’t you going after her ??

Gakuran : She does whatever she wants, I don’t care. I’m a pussy hunter, I don’t have time to cry ! You know it, there’s other fish in the sea or should I say in the aquarium, so…

Sakura : Center ?? Where have you been ??? Hi everyone…

Gekikara : See Gakuran, when we are talking about fish…

Gakuran : Ugh, not her !!

Sakura : I don’t know what the fuck are you talking about but I came for Center ! You left that…(Showing a condom on which was written ‘Center’)

Center : Aah… Aaah..!!!

Nezumi : YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME ????!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CUNT DOING HERE NOW !!!!!!!! (Quickly searching for her weapons in her bag)

Sakura : (provoking) Sorry, it was stuck in my vagina ! (talking to Center) I guess you pushed too hard 2 days ago, honey….

Nezumi : (took out a machine gun !) I’M GONNA WHACK HER !!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE YOU BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : (trying to stop her) HONEY PLEASE, NO !!!!!!!!

Sakura : (scared just like the others) W-What did I say ??? AAAAH !!!!!!

Nezumi : SHE’S PROVOKING ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I’M GONNA KILL HER GODDAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : NEZUMI STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEZ..!!!!!

Sakura : I’M SORRY OKAY, YOU’RE HAPPY NOW ?????!!!!!

Nezumi : NO, I’M MAD I’M MAAAAAAAAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU STEALING MY PRECIOUS LOVE, MY CENTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (suddenly chasing Sakura, both of them running in the apartment, Nezumi starting to shoot)

Shibuya : HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANNA KILL GO FUCKIN DO IT OUTSIDE, NOT IN MY APARTMENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEZUMI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN PLACE TO DESTROY HERE, YOU GET IT DAMMIT ???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura : I’VE ALREADY APOLOGIZED, WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : I DON’T WANNA SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T TOUCH MY CENTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura leaving quickly the apartment, panicked, trying to avoid the bullets.

Nezumi : YOU WON’T GET AWAY LIKE THAT..!!!!!!!!!

Center : SHE’S GONE SHE’S GONE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : FUCKIN BITCH, ONE SHOT IN YOUR ASS AND YOU’LL SEE IF..

Everyone helping Center to stop Nezumi.

Center : IT’S OKAY SHE’LL NEVER GO BACK HERE !!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : Well, if she does after this, she’s courageous…

Torigoya : Love leads to massacre just to prove that there’s a private territory where we’re not allowed to enter ! So cuute !!

Shibuya : I think we got it !!!

Shaku : Choukoku, what..AAAAAH !!!!!!!!!! Holy shit, what happened here ????!!!!

Choukoku : Shaku..!!!

Shaku : A bomb exploded or…??!! Anyway, Choukoku !!!! You didn’t tell me which size it was, L or XXL ??!!

Shibuya : (turning to Choukoku) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STORY NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : I-I SWEAR I DIDN’T HAVE ANY BUSINESS WITH HER !!!!

Shaku : What business ???!!! Choukoku, I’m not very patient you know !!! Give me your size, hurry !!!

Shibuya : WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT GODDAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Otabe : Hey, you’re all so noisy here, calm down people ! Ah, Center !! Next time you’ll come to my room for the game, okay ?

Nezumi : (holding her machine gun, mad) WHICH GAME ????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : Aah..!!! Well… hem…

Minami : Nezumi, honey, throw that away please ! It’s dangerous.

Center : HONEY ?????????!!!!!!!!! NEZUMI WHAT THE..!!!!

Nezumi : I-I’M SORRY !!!!! C..CENTER !!!!!

Bakamono : Minamiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumping on Minami, kissing her)

Minami : Bak..HMPHH..!!! Hey, stop that !!

Bakamono : We need to go to Salt’s private party tonight !!! Look (showing to Minami her hickey on the neck) !! Isn’t it good ??? Salt just gave me one here, and she promised to give me her panties after so..

Otabe : WHAT ???????????!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : (handing her machine gun to Otabe) You’re welcome.

Bakamono : O..Otabe-san ???

Otabe : I THINK I’M ABOUT TO COMMIT MURDER !!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS SERIOUSLY MAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : SHUT UP CAUSE YOU’RE NO BETTER THAN ANY OF THEM !!!!!!!!!!

Magic : Ah, Bakamono, you’re here !! Thanks for your personal lube, it saved me for..

Yoga : SORRY ??????!!!!!! MAGIIIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU USED BAKAMONO’S LUBE FOR OUR NIGHT ?????????!!!!!!!!!

Magic : AH..!!! N..NO !! YES..!!

Yoga : WE’RE FIGHTING HARD FOR OUR LOVE AND YOU START CHEATING ON ME NOW ?????!!!!!

Maeda : (coming back) Don’t complain, it can’t be worser than my relationship.

Bakamono : Aaah..! Having spent a night with Salt and Magic… I’m the luckiest girl in the wooorld !!!! I’m haaaaappyyyyyyy !!!!

Gakuran : (smiling, happy) Atsuko !!

Maeda : I forgot to tell you that finally, I’m going to marry God ! At least, he’s faithful !!!

Gakuran : (shocked) E..EH ????

Daruma : (putting a hand on Gakuran’s shoulder) Good luck, man.

Team Fondue : (followed by Team Hinabe) HORMONES !!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : HAH ?????!!!!!

Docchi : Is it true that you’re dating Team Hinabe’s members because they taste better than us ????!!!!

Bungee : We’re free to date anyone you know, girl !! Shut up !

Jisedai : But is it also true that you’re dating Team Fondue’s members because they’re cuter than us ????!!!!

Akicha : And ?! This is the truth !

Daruma : (happy) Aaaah you guys !!! You who love eating, please eat my new chicken wings of victory it’s a new recipe !!! Here, have some !!

Lemon : Girl, last time we ate them we ended up in hospital… I hope we’ll stay alive today !!

Team Fondue and Team Hinabe eating the chicken wings…

Daruma : So, how is it guys ???

Team Fondue and Team Hinabe : Delicious !!!!!

Daruma : Hahahaaaa thank you guys !!!!! It’s all thanks to Black’s vagina !!!!

Team Fondue and Team Hinabe : (spat out) EUARK !!!!!!

Uonome : I’M GONNA DIE, BEURK..!!!

Black : Apparently, this is a total success…

Daruma : (eating) Mmmmh aaaah I see !! Those taste different it’s juices from my pussy hahahaha !!! I haven’t washed very thoroughly for ages, so…

Team Fondue, Team Hinabe and even Team Hormone, fell unconscious.

Daruma : Eh ???? Guys ????? What’s wrong ????!!!!

Gakuran : Well done, now they’re dead… congrats !

Daruma : Wait, no they’re kidding right ?? Hahaha, come on guys wake up !! (trying to wake the Teams up) I know you’re playing but it’s not working hahahaaa !!! (seeing no reaction) Guys ????? NO GUYS PLEASE WAKE UP, YOU CAN’T BE DEAD !!!!!! I KNOW BLACK’S PUSSY IS POISONUS BUT..

Black : IT’S YOURS, NOT MINE !!!!!!!!!

Kamisori/Zombie : Sakura-san we..????!!!! Eh ?? Where is she ???

Nezumi : Far away from here.

Katsuzetsu : What the fuck is that ??!! You’re seeing Sakura ??!! Ah, finally… Center, baby ! (Noticing Nezumi’s bag, seeing weapons) I-I mean…

Nezumi : REPEAT THAT AGAIN ????!!!!

Center : NO, PLEASE..!!!! KATSUZETSU GET OUT !!!!!

Katsuzetsu : Who hasn’t fucked Center yet anyway ??!! No need to react like that, not our fault if she’s a whore !!

Nezumi : I’M GONNA KILL YOU !!!!!!!

Katabutsu : Holy shit ! Are you okay people ??!!

Team Under : So many troubles here !!

Choukoku : This place is not a meeting point !!!!

Sanshou Sisters : We go wherever there are tensions in relationships !

Erena : I’m looking for Maeda…

Gakuran : What do you want from her again ?!

Yuko : (coming) Wow, there’s a big event here !!

Gekikara : (happy) Yukooo !!!!

Sado : If you knew…

Yuko : Choukoku, beautiful body… (applauds)

Choukoku : Yuko… you’re humiliating me again..!! In my home..!!! (a reference here to the 2 girls in MG 1 when Yuko taunted Choukoku)

Yuko : Eh ???

Salt : Otabe..? What are they all doing ?

Nezumi : YOU..!!!! THIS BITCH, THIS BITCH IS HERE !!!!!!!!! SALT !!!!!!!!!!! (quickly taking her machine gun) YOU FUCKIN SLUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuko : (talking to Salt) Girl I think you’re in a big trouble..!

Nezumi : YOU FUCKED MY CENTER LAST TIME HAH ??????!!!!!! YOU THINK I HAVEN’T HEARD ???????!!!!!!! LEAVING HICKEYS ON MY CENTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANGING HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE GONNA DIIIIIIE SAAAAAAAAAALT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starting to shoot)

Salt : (panicked, running in the apartment) I..IT’S NOT THE FIRST T..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : NEZUMI NO !!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : BECAUSE YOU’RE MAJIJO LEADER YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOUR WANT WITH MY GIRL ????????!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKIN WEED SLEEPER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt : I’M DEEPLY SORRY !!!!! (running to Otabe)

Otabe : (who had one of Nezumi’s weapons) SO THERE’S A PRIVATE PARTY TONIGHT AND I’M NOT INVITED ?????????!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR LINGERIE TO BAKAMONO, SALT ???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shooting)

Yuko : Hahahaha !!!!! So funny here !!!

Nezumi : WHOEVER FUCKS MY CENTER IS DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shooting)

Shibuya : STOP THEM, STOP THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE GONNA DESTROY MY PLACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : MORE IMPORTANT, THEY’RE GOING TO KILL US IF THEY CONTINUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura : (coming back) Hem… sorry…?

Otabe and Nezumi stopped, turning to Sakura.

Sakura : I..I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO..

Nezumi : YOU AGAIN ????????!!!!!!!! THIS TIME YOU’RE DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura : I-I CAME FOR SALT !!!!!

Otabe : WHAT ?????????!!!!!!!!!

Yuko : HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!

Otabe : (slammed Salt against the wall) Now… You’re gonna obey me…. I’ll fuck you and I want you to scream as loud as possible without stopping…. or I’ll shoot you for real. (showing her gun) Cause there’s no milk shake inside this time….

Salt : (shaking, uncomfortable) O-Ok P-President..!! M-Master, D-Director..!! But please, I just need to do something before…

Otabe : Hurry.

Salt : (4 meters away from Yuko) Yuko… let’s fight !!

Everyone : WHAT ????!!!!

Gakuran : Oh please, NOT AGAIN !!!!

Yuko : (after 3 secs of silence, smiling) Okay !

Sado : Yuko..!!

Otabe : Salt… why..?!

Shibuya : DON’T YOU THINK THERE’S NOT ENOUGH MESS ??????!!!!!! THIS PLACE IS NOT A RING, GET THE FUCK OUT !!!!!!!

Salt : It won’t take long. If I lose I want you to fuck me.

Everyone : EEEH ????????!!!!!!!!

Yuko : It’s ok for me.

Black : YUKO !!!!

Bakamono : Salt, you promised me..!!

Salt : I want my revenge and this time my Kamehameha will beat you !!!!

Yuko : Eh ??? Hahaha, girl what the fuck are you talking about ???

Salt : DON’T LAUGH AT ME, I’M SERIOUS !!!! KA… ME… HA… ME… HAAA !!!!! E-Eh ?? Why it’s not working ??!!

Yuko : HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! She’s so funny hahahahahaaa !!!!!!

Gakuran : Wake uuup sleeper, welcome to reality !!

Black : What an idiot, really !

Bakamono : Don’t insult her or you’ll find us !!!

Otabe : Everybody, please ! We’re not gonna fight again.

Salt suddenly jumped on Yuko, feeling humiliated. She hit her, Yuko hit back. The 2 girls were fighting. The Rappappas from both gens stopped them.

Salt : LET ME CRUSH HER FUCKIN FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuko : FUCK YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE JUST A BIG C..

Sado : STOP !!!! Yuko don’t..!!

Otabe : Salt, don’t you see she’s provoking you ??!! Come on, stop !!

Gakuran : If the Majijo bosses give the signal, then we all follow !!! Let’s settle this !!!!

Everybody was now fighting, accusing each other of having sex with another, I let you imagine a domino effect, a giant mess ! Yuko and Salt fought again but obviously not for the same reasons, and only 2 girls weren’t fighting…

Center : (grabbing Nezumi’s hand) Come !! (lead her in front of the bathroom) Nezumi… (kissing)

Nezumi : C..Center..?

Center : Shh…. (sexy smile) I wanna check which lingerie brand you’re wearing…. (kissing, taking off Nezumi’s shirt) Victoria’s Secret…?

Nezumi : (smiling) No…. Sorry to disappoint you baby…. (kissing)

Center : Mmm…. what is it…? (taking off Nezumi’s pants)

Nezumi : That’s a..Aaaahhhhh Center..!!! Aaahhhh nooo….!!

Center : Whatever it is…. (kissing) I’m just gonna tear it off, honey…. Hehehehee…. (kissing)

Nezumi : C..C… CentAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AAAHHHH AAAAAHHHHHH YEEESS..!!!

Center fucking Nezumi.

Choukoku looked around her, distraught, seeing the others who were still fighting. She felt guilty, knowing that it was her fault.

Choukoku : STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody stopped immediately, looking at Choukoku, all surprised. They weren’t used to hear her yelling like this.

Choukoku : I… I’m sorry… Please, stop..!! This is my home…

Nobody said a single word.

Choukoku : (walking to Shibuya, stopped) Shibuya…

Shibuya : (seeing her girl sad was making her in the same state) Choukoku…?

Choukoku : I’m really sorry… for everything… I love you more than anything, more than anyone… Sorry if I hurt you in any ways… This wasn’t my intention… (tears coming out) I… I… I’m really..!!!

Shibuya : (smiling) Hey… it’s okay, I get it…

Choukoku : I love you..!! (kissing her)

Everybody clapping, whistling.

Shibuya : Me too…. (kissing) It was a shy kiss…. (smiling)

Shaku : She’s right ! (teasing) Come on, Choukoku !!

Choukoku : (feeling embarrassed) A… A fighter never shows feelings…

Everyone smiled, Shibuya too.

Sado : Hm… Choukoku Choukoku… (smiling)

Shibuya : I love my favorite fighter…. so you won’t mind if I show you my feelings…? (giving a passionate kiss)

Everyone whistling again.

Choukoku : (shy, smiling) P..Please… can you all…..?

Yuko : Oh, sure !! (smiling) HEM HEM ! Come on…

Torigoya : Ah, put this guys ! (throwing some lingerie to the girls) It’s ‘Koji Erotic’ by me, of course…. Have fun…. (smiling)

Shibuya : (smiling) Tss ! Thank you…

Everyone was now leaving, Center and Nezumi too.

Choukoku : It’s quiet now…

Shibuya : Yeah…. soo baby…. let’s express your feelings…. (kissing)

Choukoku : With pleasure…. (kissing)

Shibuya biting her lip, smiling, taking Choukoku’s hand, leading her to their bedroom. Choukoku smiled too, picked her up and carried her, kissing.

End of the story. Thank you for reading ! Choukoku's actions pointed out here. She can make mistakes too but we forgive her because she’s different.

#watanabe mayu #akimoto sayaka #matsui jurina #itano tomomi #miyazawa sae #kabuki sisters #nachu #kashiwagi yuki #matsui rena #shinoda mariko #majisuka gakuen

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misseqaasjourney · 3 years

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Hellu! It's currently 1032pm and I've just got done with dinner lol yea it's quite late cos I fell asleep earlier. I'm gonna start making some points for my study plan later around 11-12 ish. 왜냐하면 지금 I'm editing a video. I was contacted by my previous internship place and they need help in editing a speech video lol and guess whut? They are willing to pay meeee hahahaha. I mean, yes! I'm willing to do it for moneh cos I really needed them bcs this month will be the last month for me to receive my allowance from Politeknik so I won't be able to receive any allowance until next year lol and plus, I could also put this payment for my KGSP savings.

PS // nuuu, I'm not going to share my exact study plan unfortunately but I will be sharing the points!! (in my next post hehe)

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quonit-aceattorney · 6 years

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Buying Game 1 - Playing 1 and 2

Put these all together because they were so short... and not even really recorded.

Rules:

Q = Me, Quonit.

BF = Bardic Feline, the friend that made me spend 30 dollars on the game and whom I am messaging

I don’t use those when I send the messages close enough my username doesn’t appear.

Any typos (unless they are funny and part of the conversation) will be fixed.

Index

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(Backstory: Bardic feline and I have been talking about a fic she told me she was working one (Link here when i get it). Few about a week or so I’ve been motivating her to help her to finish it by the 20th, her deadline.)

3/20/2018

Q: did you get the thing out?

BF: I didn't finish both parts of what I wanted to do, but i did enough to post the fic prologue on AO3

Q: yaaaaay that is something. Good job.

BF: thanks. ^^;;;

LESS THAN I WANTED TO DO IS STILL BETTER THAN NOTHING

Q: yaaay can I have a link?

BF: Aaah hold up. Also, going to warn you right now, it absolutely spoils the crap out of Farewell My Turnabout, aka 2-4

Q: dammit

I need to get the game how much is it and is it on steam or do i need to get it somewhere else

BF: Like it goes in assuming you already know the big twist

Q: welp I do not know

BF: You can get it on iOS or Android or from the 3DS shop

Q: I still call the people in the game "the objection guys"

BF: Hee hee fair enough

Q: dammit

well I have a 3DS so it can still work why not

BF: But when I say it assumes you know stuff, I mean it like straight up pulls the reveal that happens most of the way through the case

And yay! That’s the easiest way to get it

Q: dang

I should've played the game yaaaaay :D

BF: You can get the whole original trilogy in one package on the e-shop

Q: Funny thing about the 3DS: I got it from a pawn shop for 60 bucks thinking it was a 2DS because well, it was. It is a 2DS it has that on the back it says everywhere on the thing it is a 2DS. When you open it though, it thinks it's a 3DS. This works out well because a 2DS has more power and the 3DS has more available games

I'll go find it. How long is it will I be able to play to the twist by the end of today?

BF: Unless you just fly through the first game? It’s the last case of the second game

So...proooobably not

Q: dammit

do I have to pay for all three games??? Can't I just watch somebody else play it on youtube

BF: You can if you like? Or do an emulator? I’m not gonna tell you how to do it. Though I will say that that bundle is WAY less than what I paid for all three games used for the DS

They were probably about 15-20 bucks EACH individually

Q: dammit

well it's gonna be a while before I read that fanfic I helped encourage you to do. What out for that review 2-3 years for now.

BF: Hahaha awww

BF: It doesn’t take THAT long to play any of the games. XD

It’s just longer than a single night

Cause it’s like reading a book where you have to solve puzzles to advance

Q: well it better be good if im going to end up spending 60 dollars on it. At least I get to understand yet another one of Zarla's interests so many of her comics are based off of

I don't even wanna read all of those fanfictions why couldn't it just be mostly comic based with like 6 fanfics like with the ladies

BF: It’s not going to be 60 bucks!

happy summer

3 games and they're like 15-20 something about a bundle how much is that

BF: That’s what each was a INDIVIDUALLY

By themselves

On the DS

BF: When you had to but the individual CARTRIDGES

Q: going in the shop to see if I can find it

ohhhh wonder how much they are now im looking in the shop

BF: The BUNDLE is all three games at once for like...16 or 20 bucks TOTAL

For all three games together

Q: :o that's not 60!

BF: That’s what I was trying to say haha

That it’s a BARGAIN

Even when it’s not discounted it’s a bargain

Q: im looking for it bleh i haven't used this thing in a while where is the search bar for a specific game

BF: Search “Ace Attorney”

And aww those eggs sound pretty

Q: where is the problem it just has filters

I remembered the thing about using vinigar instead of water for the color to stick on better and it worked very well

BF: Umm...there should be a search function

Q: there is one but that's just filters for some reason

I'm calling my brother one moment

BF: You may have parental controls on too high or something

Q: nope I got it

it's 30$...

bleh ill get it whatever

BF: Aaaah sorry

Q: it's fine!

BF: I was thinking when it was discounted, forgive meeee

Q: I'll probably like

BF: That’s STILL less than what I paid individually

And it’s a good series!

I really think you’ll like it

Q: yaaaay

BF: It’s so ridiculous and over the top Hahaha

Q: I can't face the shame I'm giving my brother the money so he can buy it

why I'M GETTING THE GAMES THOUGH

YOU INFLUENCED A LIFE DECISION

BF: Hahaha aaaah forgive meeeee

it is fine lol

BF: Ooooh!

Q: dumpster

it was your idea

it's downloading

Q: how many days do I wait before it's approprait to send Jaz another email

Q: I spent 30 dollars because of you

working on comic, very good progress. Got all of the backgrounds done and am doing pretty good on the characters.

Q: ALRIGHT IT FNISHED DOWNLOADING

Just when the game opened I saw what you meant by it being over the top this is great imma play it

Q: 2014???

must be when the bundle was released...?

BF: That sounds about right dang

Was it that long ago when the HD bundle got released

-Case 1-

Q: Back!

Finished chapter 1: I feel smart I very much enjoy this game. Wonderful. Good that I'm apparently better then most people at remembering names :D when will juan die

BF: last case of the second game!

hahah just settle in and enjoy a Juan-less first game

BF: and I really do sincerely enjoy every part of the first game

Q: BACK

I do too it'

Q: It’s hard to believe Juan is even in the game

you made me spend 30 dollars on it and I am thoroughly enjoying it

(Edit: Thoughts i remember having but didn't record.

1st Case:

Hey look the tutorial person! She's a boob joke. of course.

I had no reaction to Winston, mainly it was just "objection guy".)

-Case 2-

Me: game about laywers. Somehow it was successful. Me later: and magic??? why is there magic why is there a chapter on why does this game exist it's so over-the-top I swear what was it's goal?

Q: the girl is too talkative

I should sleep >:( It's your fualt I can't

Q: why does the girl even call me nick

why does phoenix allow this his name isn't nick

(Edit: I refuse to call him Nick to this day.)

Q: where the hell is the save button i just wanna leeeaaave

Q: I MISS THE TRIALS NOW IT'S JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO

>:( well I'm almost to a save point in the game

Q: dooone

Maybe I'm just tiered in the morning I won't despise the girl

BF: Hahaha aaah I love Maya, personally

BF: And yeah, there are times in the investigation periods where it’s all godammit where do I go next. But half the fun for me is going around and poking at stuff just to see what Phoenix and Maya will say about it

BF: I guess Maya gets Nick from PhoeNICx...I dunno I stopped questioning it ages ago

BF: There is a way to save when you are investing though

BF: I’ll tell you where to find it in the morning haha

Q: I figured out it's the start button.

Maybe I could look up where she got the name. She just asked if she could call me 'nick' and phoenix had no objection so I GUESS IM NICK NOW. I really like seeing what characters say about stuff too, but sometimes you just wanna get to it and 'ohmygod just shut up i wanna be able to figure this out i've already heard this before what am I missing'. Also I was tired, but ya they are enjoyable for the most part. HONESTLY with Juan I see him as a Zarla character, him being in the game is just absolutely stellar... it feels like a huuuuge bonus. I know he originally came from here but I learnt about him from the ladyverse and a quick scroll through her ace attorney folder on devart. He seems like her character. Concept: The people making the anime actually did see one or two of Zarla's comics and liked the color she had for his shirt and kept that Me at first: ehhhhh i don't really like him. he should just... go over there. Me later: oooo cross universe? More interesting, still don't like him much. Me now: I WILL PROTECT WITH BOY WITH MY LIFE WHEN I FIND HIM AND HE'S ALREADY DEAD WHOEVER DID THIS YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE

(Edit: HOW COULD I HAVE EVER HAVE NOT LOVED HIM HE IS SUCH AN INTERESTING CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT UNIVERSE HE’S IN)

BF: Hahahaha

Yeah, I kinda consider him to be more Zarla’s character than the game’s because of how much of a blank slate character he really is

BF: I know I’ve made up traits for him practically from whole cloth, or based on the smallest clues I can glean from the game script

Q: niiice

I'm getting through it, thankfully I'm not getting stuck as often as I did.

Q: "guess I better go there later..." YES, ALRIGHT, HOW DO I MAKE TIME MOVE FORWARD THOUGH?

BF: lol a lot of time when they say that, that means 'head on over to that location if it's on the menu"

(Edit: This goes DIRECTLY into my 1-3 reaction. The very next message.)

(Edit: Thoughts i remember having but didn't record.

2nd Case:

Sense the beginning I knew "IT'S THE WHITE GUY". The cutscene had what looked to me somebody with white hair but later i found a guy named Redd White and knew It was him because "HE'S THE WHITE GUY”

"Aw no looks like the tutorial girl is dead. Oh well."

"So she has a sister, okay."

"weird, i haven't seen this before. this is cool. (investigation mode)"

I absolutely hated April May. She was the worst character to me.

"HEY LOOK IT'S THAT OBJECTION BUDDY (Edgeworth) :D" I didn't have much thought on him besides that. He was the other objection guy. I knew him from the little I've seen of Ace Attorney beforehand (mainly one ace attorney tumblr post).

"There's magic in this game. guess her death meant nothing apparently.")

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traceandsee · 7 years

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on the ball, last straw

Early in the morning grind. 6am. I went to thy designer to see if my gown is ready for thy le masque ball. Opted for a princess-y ball gown with a balabal thing for cover up. Final fitting and hey, my deyms are sticking out.

Balabal= No help at all. Alterations ora mismo!!

Internship check in: 8:30. Check out: 12:00. I asked my friend to accompany me at sb coz I’ve been this dang addicted to their Macadami cookie. Knowing that my friend haven’t tried any sb treat, I’ve decided to surprise her. She said that she wants to try them blueberry cheesecake but she can’t buy it coz she’s saving. So yeah, I asked her to sit down. Purchased a drink, my cookie and that damn cheesecake. As we exit sb, I saw her glancing for the last time over that dang cheesecake. Inside my head I was like, “surprise mothafucka, wait until we get into the cab.” Then yeah, we got into the cab. Handed her the paper bag. And she inspected it. Smelled it. Opened it. And she literally cried. Like happy tears were coming out of her eyes. HAHAHAHA. LOL

So yeah, we arrived at tipol around 2. We have to wait until 4pm for them make-up artists to arrive. And tadah, filipino time, they arrived around 4:30. I got my hair fixed first while thy sb friend had her make up done. Then thy blockmates saw thy make-up artist and they’re like, “Oooh, pwede ako next?” I was like “sure. my hair’s just half way done pa naman.” And yeah, the artist finished them hair by 5:30. And bro, the ball starts at 6... I dont have my make up on..... So yeah, I sat down around 6:30 for them make up. And I am so late for them ball. Good thing, the president of the student government is with us, and a plus factor that she’s the girlfriend of them psych society preseident (talk about relationship goals) LOL so yeah, we went to the plaza around 7:30 and went directly to the buffet table. We were starving lels

APPRECIATION POST (them constants throughout my college year)

PARDS. Since IDH a solo pic with them pards. Forgive meeee. TyG for making thy university co-ed the moment we enrolled. Having guys around us made us more grounded, plus less drama. Well, in our case. Hey there pards, Arj! (Beatrix’s not pleased at all. LOL)

NRR . Hola mi amigas. They are like my second and third friend since first year!!! Yay, we’ve been on each other’s asses since circa ‘13. Thank you for a less drama friendship! So yeah... Trying to take a decent photo with thy thesismates NRR (Navarro-Roca-Romano.) And suddenly, someone greeted me from afar so I’ve decided to stick them nasty tongue out as a response. Talk about perfect timing, eh?

MAHAROTS of QC. Curiosity killed the cat - what we always say when someone did something that’s soooooo out of the usual. Like something dumb or something.......... dirty. LOL. Them friends who kept me sane. Knows all of my flaws, “almost” all of them dirty & trashy little secrets, gives me advice abt the birds and the bees (LOL kiddin) Thank you for making me realize that it is sooooo dang normal and okay to feel nothing or everything at once. Ride or die.

BESHIES. Lunchmates since ‘13. We’ve literally been through a lot. We’ve got into a lot of fights, unfriended a couple ones, and even spreaed humors about someone. (LOL we’re totally over that) We only got limited time to decide on where we should eat lunch these remaining days, make sure our cravings will be satisfied. Oooh, oh! Friends that eat together, get fat together. So yeah, maybe that’s the reason why each of us gained 25llbs. Lels. Road to fitness starts after graduation. Hopefully!

OBREROS. (Incomplete tho) (Plus talk about bad angle. LOL but my skin’s lit here lol.) My amigas, my chikas, the one who I can talk to about almost anything. The people who makes me soooooo happy everything I’m at tipol. The one who makes white lies whenever anyone from the group is absent. (hehe thanks) Thy protector, thy friends, thy forever. (Yiee, cheesy.)

PSYCHOLOGY SOCIETY ‘16-’17 OFFICERS WITH OUR DEAN.

Thank you for your undying energy, officers. Thy society became so active this past shool year, all because of us!!! Also, thank you to them ever so supportive and energetic Dean, Dr. Lai! Them psych soc is so hyped because of your enthusiasm and vibe the lights up the whole room. Good luck to them next batch of officers. Future ates and kuyas of psych soc. (Who happen to be my ates and kuyas now. Coz I started school early lels)

COLLEGE LIFE WOULDN’T BE THE SAME WITHOUT THEM CONSTANTS. Next step: GRADUATION. Ball is in our court, let’s make it happen!

#masquerade #best

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senseisyfr · 6 years

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Driving You Wild, Ready Set GO ! part 2

Bakamono : You all won’t understand how you’ve lost this race hahaha !!!!!

Sado : We’re not gonna let new generations crushing us without doing anything ! We’re old but still worth it ! (Giving a sexy smile to Torigoya)

Bakamono : You’re old ???!!! But how are you still able to drive fast cars at your age ????!!!!

Sado : I MEAN WE’RE OLDER THAN YOU IDIOT !!!!!!!!!! NOT THAT WE ARE OLD PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!

Bakamono : Aaah, okay !!!

Shaku : (laughing just like everyone else, shaking her head, playing) Save this girl please, we’re desperate !!

Shibuya : Stop saying rubbish bitches !!! (accelerating)

All the girls imitated her.

Shaku : SHIBUYA GAVE THE TEMPO AND IS FLYING AWAY, NOT WASTING TIME !!!! WOOOH THIS IS TIGHT PEOPLE, BAKAMONO TRIES TO CATCH UP WITH HER !!!! I THINK WE’LL HAVE INTERESTING FIGHTS DURING THIS RACE !!!

Bakamono : (accelerating) Shibuya… I need to get you..!! GNNN..!!!!

Choukoku who was furious, though she didn’t really show it, accelerated too, trying to stop Bakamono. Shibuya looked in the mirror, smiling, seeing Bakamono followed by the MMA girl in her back.

Gakuran : Don’t forget us bitches, we’ll be the winners cause our fanclub is behind us, I made a promise to them !! (smiling)

Ookabuki : Sure, and we all know that it’s an interesting one ! (laughing, looking at Kokabuki and Shaku)

Jisedai : DARUMA GET OFF !!!!! HEY !!!!!! HO WHAT THE FUCK..????!!!!

Daruma was in Team Hinabe’s back, throwing at them some garbage bags of chicken wings ! Shaku, the Kabuki Sisters just like everyone were speechless.

Uonome : EUAAARK DAMN IT FUCKING REEKS !!!!!!!!!

Dodobusu : HOLY SHIT..!!!!!!!!

Daruma : HAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!! IT’S RIGHT OUT OF THE SHITTER !!!!!!!!!!!! (Keeps throwing her chicken wings on the car, forcing Team Hinabe to swerve dangerously)

Kusogaki : WATCH OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hinabe : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : HINABE !!!!!!!!! (accelerating, catching up with Daruma)

Scandal : GUYS ONE MORE TIME, LET’S GOOOO !!!!!!!!

Daruma : Hahahaha !!!!!! Bye bye Team Hinabe !!!! EH ?????? WHAT T..AAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : (running into Daruma’s car, singing again on DMX - Party Up) Y’ALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND !!!!! UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE !!!!!

Daruma : WHAT THE HELL ????????!!!!!!!! STOP IDIOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : Y’ALL GON MAKE ME GO ALL OUT !!!!!! (Throwing their own food and their grilling pot at her) UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE !!!!!!!

Daruma : STOOOOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : Y’ALL GON MAKE ME ACT A FOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (now hitting her through the side of the car) UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daruma : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (crashed into a shop)

Team Hormone : Y'ALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY COOL !!!!!! UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE !!!!!! YEAAAH !!!!!!!! (high fiving each other)

Shaku : (laughing like the Kabuki Sisters) They are crazy..!!!! I can’t even speak anymore !!! (laughing hard) The grilling pot..!!! They just threw it like that you know hahaha !!!! (imitating and bursting into laughter) This race is getting crazier !!!! Using garbage bags, my god what the fuck was that seriously ???!!!

Ookabuki : Poor food !!!

Kokabuki : What a waste !!

Shaku : SO PEOPLE, YOU GOT THE FIRST ONES OUT, TEAM HINABE AND DARUMA !!!!! WE JUST HOPE THAT THEY’RE ALL OKAY !!!!!! GIRLS ARE YOU ALRIGHT ????!!!!

Uonome : Yeah, yeah..!!! Honestly we’re gonna sue her for attempted murder !!!!!!! It was fuckin dangerous !!!!!!!

Everyone was laughing.

Shaku : Hahaha !!! Daruma, you’re okay too ???!!! Hey girl what was all that fuckin stuff you brought ??!! (laughing)

Daruma : Yeah, I’m fine !! An intimidating technique for my enemies, but it failed ! Aah I just wanted to bring victory to my fans, for Majijooo..!!!

Shaku : Don’t worry they’re all proud of you both here, you gave us a good laugh really !! EVERYBODY PLEASE GIVE A CLAP FOR DARUMA AND TEAM HINABE, THEY DESERVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!

All the yankiis clapping.

Gakuran : Daruma, it’s okay we’re gonna win this !! It’ll be the Old Gen !!!

Daruma : I’m counting on you guys, go Atsunee !!!

Maeda : (smiling) Rest well, we’re gonna use the chicken wings of victory’s force, I promise !!

Daruma : (happy, about to cry) Atsuneeeeee..!!!!!

Akicha : Guys, don’t worry we’ll represent you well, we won’t let the Team’s honor dead !!!

Team Hinabe : Akichaaaaa !!!!!

Bungee : Yeah yeah, we’ll avenge you !!!!

Shaku : What, now you guys change your tune ???? (smiling)

Unagi : Between Teams we always stand together, no matter what !!

Ookabuki : Hahaha !!!!

Kokabuki : (laughing) But from which side are you ??!!

Scandal : The Teams’s side !!!! (accelerating)

Akicha : We’re gonna bring you down bitches, watch your asses !!!

Shaku : (shaking her head, smiling) These girls are incredible, really… You’re even, 1-1 so it’s fine !

Shibuya : Tss, cowards who don’t know where they belong to don’t deserve to win anything !! (accelerating)

Mukuchi : You’ll see if we’re cowards you whore !!!!

All the members turned to her, surprised.

S,A,U,B : MUKUCHIIIII !!!!!!! (happy, big smiles)

Shaku : (playing) If Mukuchi starts to open her mouth then it means trouble !!

Everyone laughing.

Scandal : GUYS, LET’S CRUSH THEM ALL FOR TEEEAM HORMOOOONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : GOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : (smiling) What good spirits… Okay, what’s happening in the other cars ???

Gekikara : Black, fuck me please..!!!

Black : GODDAMMIT, CAN’T YOU STOP SAYING SHIT AND IN FRONT OF OUR KIDS ???????!!!!!!!

Gekikara : (eyes closed) Blaaaaack pleaaaase fuck meeee I need youuu…!!

Black : WHAT’S THIS FUCKIN VOICE ???????!!!!!!! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW GEKIKARA I’M NOT KIDDIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : (starts to masturbate herself, desperate, eyes still closed) Honeeey pleaase aaahhhh…!! I want youu…!!! Aaaahhhhh….

Black : THE HELL ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (grabbing immediately the wheel, panicked) WATCH THIS FUCKIN ROAD, HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : Honeeyy aaahhhh oohhh..!!! Help meeee…!!!

Black : AH..AAAH..!!!! (uncomfortable seeing Gekikara taking off her pants) HOLY SHIT, GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thinking) “DAMN I COULDN’T HOLD ANY LONGER IF SHE KEEPS GOING..!!!!! SHE KNOWS HOW TO CATCH ME !!!!!!”

Gekikara : Come on Black, fuck meee…!!! Yees, fuck meee please..!!!! Ooohhhh..!

Black : (looking at the road, looking at Gekikara, not really knowing what to do, sweating) DAMN DAMN DAMN FUCKIN HEEELL..!!!!!!

Kokabuki : (looking at the camera angle showing Black and Gekikara) Ho, what the fuck are these two doing again ???!!! WHAT THE..!!!!!!!

Shaku : (shocked) IS GEKIKARA REALLY MASTURBATING HERSELF RIGHT NOW ????????!!!!!!!! JESUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ookabuki : IN FRONT OF HER KIDS, DAMN BUT SHE’S CRAZY..!!!!!!

Shaku : HO BLACK, TAKE THE WHEEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : (starring intensely at Black while masturbating herself) Honeyy…!!

Black : GGG..!!! FUCK !!!! Gekikara..!!! (heart racing, touching Gekikara’s left thighs)

Gekikara : (smiling, teasing) Mmm honeyy….

Black : (cheeky smile) Ah fuck the kids..!!! (suddenly throwing a sheet on the children and roughly kissing Gekikara)

Shaku : WHAT THE..???????!!!!!!! (noticed that the camera and the sound were suddenly turned off)

Kids : MOMMYYYYYYYYYY WE CAN’T SEE ANYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : (while devoring Gekikara’s face, smiling) Keep quiet boys okay…?! (Kissing) I’m working on your mother…. (kissing)

Gekikara : (smiling, kissing) Yeah, be nice, we won’t be long…. (kissing)

Kid 1 : YES MOMMY, SCREW HER HARD !!!!!!!!!

Black and Gekikara smiled, while kissing each other.

Gekikara : We raised them well…. (smiling, kissing)

Black : (smiling) They got a good example…. (kissing)

Gekikara : (smiling) We are the best parents ever…. (kissing)

Black : I’ll get you pregnant again baby…. (kissing, necking her) Mmm….

Gekikara : (eyes closed) Aahhh ooohhhh..!! Black..!

Black : (taking off Gekikara’s shirt, while quickly doing the same in just one move for her own clothes) Gekikaraa…. Yees..! (kissing, pushing against her, as she was on her body) Yeeees aaahhhh..!!!

Gekikara : Honey, you’re wet…!! (kissing, thrusting her) My gooood..!!!

Black : (eyes closed) AAAAHHHHH !!!!!! YOU..YOU TOOO..!!!! (doing the same)

Shaku : (still couldn’t watch anything) I don’t fuckin know what’s happening in their car but I hope there’s at least one of them focused on the road !!!

Gekikara : HONEY, THE WHEEL !!!!!!!!!!!

Black : No no noo…. there’s no wheel dear woman…. (kissing) just you and mee….

Gekikara : BLACK COME ON WE’RE GONNA CRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : (kissing) Yeahh we’re crashing baby…. Mmm….

Gekikara : BLACK GODDAMMIT GET OFF I NEED TO SEE WHAT’S GOING ON !!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : (getting the live connection with the Queens back) Ah, we got..HOLY CHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid 14 : MOMMY VRMM VRRMMM !!!!!!!!

Black and Gekikara : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : WHAT THE HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEKIKARA : WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IDIOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid 14 : SEE MOMMY I’M DRIVING WELL HAHAHA !!!!!!!

Shaku : (shocked) JESUS MARY JOSEPH, DON’T TELL ME THAT THEY ARE NAKED IN FRONT OF THEIR..!!!!!!!!! AAAH… AAAAH..!!!!

Ookabuki : (quickly putting her hand on Shaku’s eyes) NO, YOU’RE NOT DREAMING !!!!!!!

Kokabuki : OH GOSH..!!!!

All the girls heard Black and Gekikara and looked in their mirrors, seeing them naked.

Torigoya : AWWW GEKIKARA SWEETIIIE !!!!! YOU’RE FAT OMG !!!!!!!

Gekikara : WHAT ????????!!!!!!!!

Black : SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN CUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF ????????!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : (burst into laughter, followed by everyone) HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!

Sado : (sadist smile) You’re still gorgeous Gekikara…. both of you actually….

Torigoya : (a bit jealous) Saaado look at mee !!!!

Sado : (eyes on Gekikara’s pussy, smiling) Yeah sweetie, don’t worry I’m looking…. (kissing Torigoya)

Gekikara : (crying) Blaaack am I fat ??????!!!!!!

Black : Yeah a bit but that’s normal..

Gekikara : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Torigoya : You just weight 60 pounds more that’s fine !!

Yuko : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hit the dashboard)

Gekikara : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLAAACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : TORIGOYA YOU BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S ONLY 5 POUNDS MORE, THAT’S ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : 5 POUNDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : (surprised) DAMN YOU WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING ??????!!!!!! IT’S NOT BIG !!!! YOU’RE STILL THE SAME BEAUTIFUL CRAZY DUMBASS I LOVE !!!

Gekikara : (happy) Honey !!!!!! (kissing)

Kid 14 : Mommyyy can I drive again please ?????

Black : No get back to your seat !!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara was taking the wheel when suddenly her son pushed the sunroof button, opening this one !

Kids : YEAAAAAAH IT’S OPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : WHAT THE..???????!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : NO DON’T GET OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : (shocked) OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the kids were already on the sunroof and one of them on the windshield, blocking Gekikara’s view.

Gekikara : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : GET DOWN RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (opening the door, trying to take back her kid)

Kid 12 : HAHAHAAA MOMMY YOU’RE NAKED !!!!!

Gekikara : (still couldn’t see anything, panicked as the car was swerving) BLACK, WATCH OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN..!!!!!!!! FUCKIN HELL, GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid 12 : MOMMY IS MAD HAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : COME HERE YOU IDIOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (trying to grab her son)

Shaku : (still in shock seeing Black naked on the windshield, playing) Parental Advisory Sexual Content here !! If you got kids and that they’re wondering what are these 2 weirdos with big tits and pumpkin pussies, DO NOT WORRY !!! THEY’RE JUST HOOKERS !!!

Everyone was laughing hard.

Yuko : (playing) Streets weren’t enough for them so for being paid more they decided to stand naked on their moving car while saving their child ! You have to seduce everyone, being superheroes, showing what a great model you are for children you know…

Sado : HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

Yuko : (keeps playing) Actually you’re watching 2 pedophile parents doing a show, so it’s better for you not to watch more cause with a devil and a sicko you know in what kind of trouble you are, especially in amusement parks !

Shibuya : HAHAHAHAHAHAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone was laughing their heads off, clapping.

Shaku : (laughing) Girl, you’re..!!! Shit, I’m gonna pee !!!!

Ookabuki : Wait a little bit longer cause we got a serious problem right now !!!!!!

Shaku : What..AAH !!!!!!!!!!!

Sado : (sighing) Oh gosh, have kids..!!

Black and Gekikara’s children suddenly jumped very high into the air, one of them having Yuna in his arms, this one crying. Slow motion moment here as everyone looked up at the same time, seeing with horror the kids who were about falling to death. A few frightening secs, racing hearts, all frozen in fear, like a silence that dramatically cut the sound of the wind and everything else around… leaving only Gekikara and Black’s heartbreaking screams, tearfully, stabbing the atmosphere. No time to understand anything or react as Choukoku suddenly came out, gritted teeths, making a big drift, sunroof opening as the kids fell right in her car, 2 of them, Yuna and one of her brothers who were in Choukoku’s arms. Everyone was completely shocked before coming to their senses, all relieved.

Kids : (happy) AUNT CHOUKOKUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : (mad and blushing) I’M NOT YOUR AUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M A FIGHTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the girls laughed, smiling.

Sado : (smiling, teasing) And suddenly, the Angel Choukoku from heaven appeared, the savior of children !

Everyone laughed.

Gekikara : MY BABIIIIES !!!!!!!!!! OH THANK GOD YOU’RE ALL ALIVE, OOOH BLAACK..!!!!!! (crying)

Black : Choukoku, thank you so much !!!! We’re really thankful..!!!

Shaku : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN……. WE JUST WENT THROUGH SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GIVE A FUCKIN BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR CHOUKOKU RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOOOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yankiis making all the noise they could) SHE SAVED THEIR LIVES, SHE SAVED THEIR LIIIIIIIIIIIIVEES GODDAMMIT AAAAAAAAHHH I DON’T KNOW IF I SHOULD CRY OR SCREAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Kabuki Sisters laughed.

Yuko : (teasing) It suits you Choukoku… Shibuya, you know what to do now….

Choukoku blushed, a little embarrassed but kept her serious look, knowing that the audience was watching her.

Gekikara : Honey, we found our babysitter !!!!!

Black : Yeah !!!!

Choukoku : HO HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone laughed while imagining Choukoku’s face.

Sado : She’ll be busy… (smiling) Good for her, take these kind of things far from me !

Gakuran : You don’t want kids ??!!

Sado : No, always crying, screaming, hungry and everything, it’s a pain in the ass ! Not for me. I prefer to live alone… I mean… (looking at Torigoya, smiling, kissing her)

Torigoya : I’ll convince youu..!

Yoga : Can you all shut the fuck up now and focus on the race ????!!!! We don’t fuckin care about your future lives !!!!

Gekikara : YEAH, BYE BYE, NOW THAT WE DON’T HAVE OUR KIDS WE CAN SAY HELLO TO VICTORY HAHAHAHA !!!!!! (accelerating)

Choukoku : (mad) HEY GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT GONNA KEEP THEM DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT, HO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : Good luck Choukoku, we support you mentally…

Kids : MOMMYYYYYYY BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE LEAVING UUUUUUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katsuzetsu : Oh no, please not again !!!!

Sado : FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE DO SOMETHING !!!!!!!!!!!!

Otabe : (smiling) Choukoku, sing them a song !

Choukoku : HAH ??????!!!!!! I CAN’T SING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ookabuki : My god, we’re fucked..!!

Kids : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : (trying to sing, but was awfully bad !) Sleep sleep sleeeep little fighters… euh, monsteeers..!!!

All the girls : (exasperated) OOOH CHOUKOKU, COME OOON…!!!

Kids : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuko : (hit the dashboard, bursting into laughter) HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : We’re in a bad way…

All the yankiis booed the MMA girl, thing that made her mad.

Choukoku : MIND YOUR FUCKIN ASSES BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : They prefer funeral or scary songs, try these ones.

Kokabuki : Like parents like kids…

Yuko : (singing a creepy song, imitating a man’s voice, but it was more like she was acting) BOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL WELCOME YOU AT THE CHILDREN’S GRAVEYARD DEAR LITTLE BABIIIIES !!!!!!!!!!

Kids : (crying louder !) BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : YUKO, YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU’RE FREAKING THEM OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone laughed hard.

Yuko : Eh ??? Girl you told me they like scary songs, so I sing !!!!

Black : BUT NOT SAYING YOU WELCOME THEM AT A CHILDREN’S GRAVEYARD YOU FUCKIN DUMBASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : (little smile) Even leaders don’t know anything about kids…

All the girls smiled.

Yuko : (dumb expression, embarrassed, laughing) Well… I think I’m not ready to have a baby ha..hahahahaa !!!! It’s better like this, I prefer to enjoy my youth…

Kokabuki : (laughing) I think we’re all the same !!

Choukoku : HEY, IT DOESN’T TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I SING TO THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!

Daruma : Try one with food, that’s what I do with Takeshi !!! It works all the time !!

Shaku : Ooh, by the way how is he doin Daruma ??!!

Gekikara : Inciting our kids to be obese and end up like a fat ass like you, no thanks !!!!!!!

Daruma : GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuko : HAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hit the dashboard)

Black : She’s right, you’re definitively not an example. We wonder how you both are still alive by now…

Everyone was shocked.

Daruma : YOU BASTARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEKIKARA, YOU’RE THE LARD ASS !!!!!!!!! LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR FUCKIN 80 POUNDS !!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 80 POUNDS NOWWWWW..!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : DARUMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR..!!!!!!!!

Kids : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : HO SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS YOU DEMONS OR I’LL THROW YOU OUT OF THAT FUCKIN CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kids : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : GGRRGG..!!!!!!!!!! (accelerating, furious)

Instead of being scared, the kids actually laughed, excited and remained quiet a few secs later. Choukoku looked at them in the mirror, shocked.

Choukoku : Damn couldn’t you tell me sooner that they like speeding ????!!!!

Black : They like you, they think you’re funny that’s why. They feel safe too with you…

Shibuya : (smiling) It’s getting me excited… You’re great babe….

Choukoku : (blushing, embarrassed) You think..?

Shibuya : (looking in the mirror, smiling) Hurry up, catch me…. (sexy wink)

*Everyone whistled*.

Shaku : So seeex..!! Shibuya, you’re such a turn-on girl you know !!

Shibuya : (winked) I’ll arrange something for you too if you want, Shaku….

Shaku : (blushed) No no, thanks..!!

Yuko : It’s gonna be a big gangbang tonight !! (laughing)

Shaku : YUKO !!!!!!!!!! You perv !!!!

Yuko : (smiling) We’re all looking for it…

All the yankiis laughed, excited as well.

Gakuran : (laughing) Girl you turned everyone on now !!

Yuko : As long as you’re all wet it’s okay for me….

All the girls : YUKO !!!!!

Yankiis screamed.

Shaku : (teasing) We know that YOU already are wet girl, so don’t hide !! Aah, how to catch the audience, ask her…

Yuko : I need to energize them….

Some men whistled too, same as all the girls.

Shaku : (looking at the men, smiling) Looks like a part of your fanclub is terribly excited there !! (talking to them, playing) No need to bark like thirsty dogs guys, you’ll all drink, same for you girls !!

Everyone laughed hard before screaming Yuko’s name.

Otabe : (smiling) Or maybe they’ll drink you instead Shaku…. (winked)

*Whistles*.

Shaku : All right, stop you pervs cause I think we couldn’t wait til the end of this race hahaha !!! Okay, so how are some of you doing ??!! We don’t hear you, are you alive ???!!! (laughing)

Team Hormone was bouncing their vehicle while smoking hard with their bubblers, music loud.

Shaku : (playing) And we got Team Hormone who are pretty high that we can’t distinguish their car !!! Guys, are you smoking a fuckin gas plant or what ????!!!!

Everyone laughed.

Scandal : It’s our masking technique…

Unagi : We are Tornado Hormone so…

Shaku : Hahahahaha !!!!!!

Team Hormone tried to catch up with Black and Gekikara’s car to get their revenge.

Bungee : We’ll smoke you !!!!!!!

Black and Gekikara’s kids who saw the Team passing them, cried.

Choukoku : (smiling) Don’t worry, we’ll have them.

Kid 15 : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : (panicking) WHY ARE YOU CRYING ?????!!!!! Hmf hmf hmf..OH BWAARK WHAT THE..!!!!!!!! DAMMIT IT REEKS, HE SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone laughed hard, even the kids.

Yuko : (couldn’t stop laughing and hitting the dashboard) HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!! STOP I’M GONNA PEE..!!!!!! WAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she almost hit some vehicles that were on the sidewalk) OH FUCK..!!!!! (laughing)

Torigoya : HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GIRL NEARLY KILLED HERSELF !!!!!!!! (clapping)

Yuko : It’s because of you, you’re all crazy !!! (laughing)

Kid 15 : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : Choukoku you need to change Keita’s diaper.

Choukoku : HAH ??????!!!!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : It’ll be time to give his soup too…

Choukoku : DAMN YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK NOW IS REALLY THE MOMENT ?????????!!!!!!!!! I DON’T HAVE ANY STUFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : He’s gonna shit everywhere if he doesn’t drink…

Choukoku : WHAT ???????????!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOOOSH, IT CAN’T BE..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid 11 : I WANNA THROW UP, BVR..

Choukoku : HOLY SHIT NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (quickly accelerated, panicked)

She was driving so fast that she was passing all the girls, surprising everyone.

Shaku : LOOKS LIKE CHOUKOKU IS HEADING FOR VICTORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Magic : DAMMIT !!!!!!!!

Katuzetsu : What the fuck, GUYS DON’T LET HER WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : GIRL WAIT WE’RE COMING !!!!!!!

Daruma : HAHAHAAA !!!!!! GO CHOUKOKU !!!!!!!!

Kamisori/Zombie : STOP HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, all the kids farted like cannon at the same time, making Yuna cry. With 15 smelly farts in the car, the atmosphere was, as you guessed... unbreathable.

Choukoku : (suffocating) WEURRRRK..!!!!!!!! BLAAAARRK !!!!!!!! KOF KOF !!!!!!!! HUMPH..!!!! HOLY FUCKIN..KOF KOF KEUF AARK..!!!!!!!!!!

The Kabuki Sisters, Shaku, Black and Gekikara all cried from laughing, clapping.

Yoga : Guys you’re so fuckin disgusting, who farted like that ????!!!! Seriously go home if you have the runs, clean your asses !!!!!

Center : (wondering, serious) What the fuck is that smoke in Choukoku’s car ???!!! Is she burning or something ??!!

Shaku : (laughing) CENTER..!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA SHE KILLED ME !!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : (who could barely speak !) THE... THE KIDS..!!!! THEY... FARTED... AAARRK..!!!

All the girls now were laughing hard, understanding. Yuko hold her pussy, trying not to piss.

Otabe : Poor Choukokuu !!!

Akicha : My god it’s disgusting...

Sado : (laughing) You understand now why we don’t want kids people !!!

All the yankiis laughed.

Shaku : Ho Choukoku how is the sauna ?????!!!!! (laughing)

Choukoku : (holding her breath) I... WANNA DIE..!!!!

Gekikara : Just like their mother !!!!! CHOUKOKU ARE YOU MAD ?????!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m proud of you boys !!!!!

Black : (playing) That’s what I’m going through every night in our bed...

Kokabuki : Oh my god, Gekikara..!!! Hahaha !!!

Gekikara : Our bed smells really good guys I assure you... (kissing Black)

Shaku : (laughing) Ah well, we believe you haha !! Guys, we’re all laughing but Choukoku is actually the number one right now, you should hurry !!!

Magic : It won’t be a member from the Old Gen again !!!!

All the girls accelerated. Black and Gekikara were next to Choukoku, this one used the opportunity to open her sunroof.

Choukoku : TAKE YOUR MONSTERS BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (looking at Yuna who was in her arms) Though you stink, you’re cute... (smiling before giving her to one of the kids) Be careful when you’ll all jump okay ?! Bye.

Kids : THANK YOU FIGHTER CHOUKOKU !!!!!

Choukoku raised an eyebrow, surprised but thinking that being called like that didn’t sound too weird.

Gekikara : SEE YOU LATER DEARS WE FINISH THE RACE AND WE’LL TAKE YOU BACK, HAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (accelerating)

Black : THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (forcing her to slow down) ENOUGH WITH YOUR CHILDISH THINGS DAMMIT, TIME TO ACT LIKE A PARENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : (laughing) JUST KIDDIN, HAHAHA !!!!! (she opened the sunroof)

Kids : (jumping out of Choukoku’s car, falling in their parents’s one) MOMMYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they all farted at the same time and Keita shit everywhere, making Gekikara skid)

Gekikara : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They almost crashed against a building. Scared, the kids cried before laughing. Black and Gekikara looked at them, smiling, knowing too that the race was over in their case. They were relieved.

Gekikara : I think we’ll do better next year... (kissing)

Black : (smiling) Hm. (kissing) Now... we’re in a deep shit for real.

Both of them laughed.

Shaku : All right everybody, Black and Gekikara are out, make some fuckin noise for them, STANDING OVATION PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the yankiis screamed, clapping.

Shaku : We’ll let them time to clean up themselves and changing before they join us... ALL RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (surprised the Kabuki Sisters again) Hahaha !! There are some people who are really quiet tonight, it’s a little worrisome !! (the Kabuki Sisters laughed) No but seriously..!! (laughed) They had an accident or what ???!!! We’re gonna check it right now, WOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!! (played a song, Far East Movement ft Cataracs & DEV - Like A G6)

All the yankiis were getting crazy.

Shaku : AAH !!!!!!! AAAH !!!!!!!!!! The audience is still alive that’s great, you guys are always alive !!!! It’s nice !!!

All the girls reacted too.

Center and Nezumi : (looked at each other, surprised, happy) OMG THAT’S OUR SOONG !!!!!!

Shibuya : (dancing) So doope !!!

Gakuran : It brings me memories !!

Yuko : That bass... that beat... Shaku, you know how to fire us up !!

Yoga : (dancing) We’re ready for the p-p-partyy !

Magic : Alcohol please !!

Bakamono : Weed please !!

Otabe : Haha !!!

Center : Daamn, serious Shaku, that’s how we had our first at the club Nezumi and I !! My gooood...

Shaku : (intrigued, playing) Your first ?? Hmm go on Center, we all wanna know more about that, tell us your ‘first’ !

Everyone laughed.

Shaku : You know you shouldn’t have brought it out... (laughing, looking at the Kabuki Sisters)

Center : Haha !!! No, actually... (looking at Nezumi who smiled) to tell you the truth, Nezumi was sooo drunk !! She could barely stand ! (laughing) She was dancing like an alcoholic, she was so cute !!

Nezumi : You too !! (smiling)

Shaku : So she invented the drunk dance special alcoholics, okay all right we get it... (looking at the Kabuki Sisters, laughing) Then ?

Nezumi : I traumatized her so much that she threw up...

Everyone laughed.

Center : We ended up in the bathroom and that’s all...

Shaku : What ???!!! How that, that’s all ??!! Nonono girl, tell us completely, a first time is funny you know !!

Center : Eh ?? Nooo, it wasn’t the first time for us, it was only the first time ‘together’ as a couple !! Well, our first date outside.

Everyone was disappointed.

Shaku : Roooh it’s lameee !! We all understood that it was your first for each other here !

Center : Hahaha noo come on !! (laughing)

Ookabuki : (teasing) But what happened in the bathroom then ??!!

Kokabuki : Oh you know, normal things they didn’t do anything ! (laughing)

Nezumi : She jumped on me like an animal that I fell into the toilet !!

Shaku : HAHAHAHA !!!!!! No wayy !!!!

Torigoya : What a sexy position !!

Nezumi : That’s how we connected even more to each other... (winking, smiling)

Everyone laughed.

Gakuran : I imagine how deep Center fucked you hahaha !!!

Center : She still got the marks from the seat... (smiling, kissing)

Nezumi : Hahaha !! My Centeer.... (kissing)

Choukoku : Add those from defeat too.

All the girls looked at the same time in their mirrors, Choukoku was actually far ahead of them.

Magic : Oh fuck !!!! (accelerated)

Gakuran : HO CHOUKOKU WAIT FOR US !!!!!! (accelerated too)

Sado : The winner has to be a Rappappa !!!!!!!! (doing it too)

Shaku : LOOKS LIKE IT’S GETTING CLOSER EVERYBODY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : We won’t let you win... (smiling)

Center suddenly sat on her lap, singing, dancing, seductive. The two girls teased each other.

Center : Drink it up, drink-drink it uup ! (kissing)

Nezumi : When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk... They be acting like they drunk, acting-acting like they drunk ! (kissing)

Shaku : (talking to the Kabuki Sisters) Let’s turn it up a bit oh yeaah, woooo !!!!

Center : Popping bottles in the ace, like a blizzard.... (kissing) When we drink we do it right gettin slizard.... (biting Nezumi’s ear)

Nezumi : Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6.... (kissing) Now I’m feeling so fly like a G6.... (necking her)

Center and Nezumi : Like a G6, like a G6.... Now I’m feeling so fly like a G6.... (kissing, smiling, biting their lip)

Shaku : That’s hot actually here !

Shibuya : Choukoku, I’m catching you... (smiling)

Choukoku : (looked in her mirror, smiling) Try.

Gakuran and Maeda were now next to Choukoku. Gakuran smiled at her, the two accelerated.

Shaku : GAKURAN MAEDA AND CHOUKOKU ARE NOW FIGHTING, PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO IT’S INTERESTING IT’S INTERESTING LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE REALLY INTO THE ACTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT WHO WILL BE THE FIRST AND WILL THE OTHERS BE ABLE TO CATCH UP WITH THEM ?????!!!!! SUSPENSE SUSPENNSEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sado : Those bitches !!!! (accelerated)

Torigoya : Oh my goood, it’s so hot aahhh...!! (taking off her tshirt throwing it in Sado’s face)

Sado : HO WHAT THE F..AAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (car swerving dangerously) DAMN TORIGOYA I’M DRIVING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Torigoya : (touching her boobs) Mmmm.... don’t you want them...? Saaadoo it’s too hot inside..!! I need to get myself comfortable...!

Sado : You teaser !! (smiling) You're really something !

Torigoya : (now took off her pants) I’ll give you all my energy, it’ll boost you honey...! (kissing)

Sado : (looking at her bra and panties) Aww..!! All in red... Torigoya ohh..! We’ll arrive quickly baby !!

Torigoya : Hahahaaa !!! (smiling) I knew you’d love it honey....

All the yankiis whistled, screaming.

Shaku : Whatever the weather is, Torigoya is always half naked you know... (laughing)

Ookabuki : Whatever the circumstances too haha !!

Shaku : She woke up all the audience now ! (smiling) Torigoya, you’re making everyone crazy here !!

Torigoya : Mmm.... (removed her bra) let’s continue then.... (winked)

Everyone whistled and screamed even more.

Sado : (blushed, uncomfortable) Ho ho hey hoo stop..!!!! Torigoyaa..!!!

Torigoya :(teasing, throwing her bra at Sado’s face) Faster, honey.... (winked)

2nd part, thank you for reading guys ! It’s not over yet, well I didn’t expect that it would be so long actually, I have to cut it here a bit. How to expect things, I never know what to expect ! I’ll add the 3rd part soon, hoping that it’ll be the last one cause otherwise....... Anyway, enjoy :) !

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