#sauce🥫

[projectsekaitakes]

🥫 agrees with 🧀 on the n25 villain cover, its honestly overrated

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[nimmie-nugget]

Applesauce

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ALL HAIL APPLE SAUCE

[chloeworships]

Below are some images related to the slew of prophecies the LORD gave me that I didn’t have time to post.

Also for the #1 message for that ex… that girl that wasn’t appreciated thought you had the “magic stick”.

👀🥫😅

I swear that’s what I heard and I’m just relaying the message OKUUURRRRRRRRR. don’t come for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Y’all know I’m a ‘celibacy-before-marriage’ proponent but I gotta speak the truth about what I heard.

She loved this guy inside and out though. My heart hurts for her 💔😞 This was a good girl broooooo. An apology is needed.

look what I found. I’m telling y’all. I can’t invent this stuff. Wow wow wow ⤵️

A Queen 👸🏾

PS. For the messages released about Ms. Future Billionaire, if someone has been questioning the sexuality of their person or rumours we’re going around that like the other sex, please know that they are 💯 STRAIGHT (Heterosexual). Like I said to you before, that message was one of CONFIRMATION so this should confirm what you were already told or what they told you.

[foodshowxyz]

Spicy Italian Sausage Rigatoni with Tomato Basil Sauce 🌶️🍅🌿

This flavorful dish combines spicy Italian sausage with a rich tomato basil sauce, all tossed with perfectly cooked rigatoni pasta. Get ready for a taste explosion!

Ingredients:

1 pound rigatoni pasta 🍝

1 pound spicy Italian sausage, casings removed 🌶️

1 tablespoon olive oil

1/2 onion, diced 🧅

3 cloves garlic, minced 🧄

1 (28-ounce) can crushed tomatoes 🥫

1/2 cup chopped fresh basil 🌿

1 teaspoon dried oregano 🌿

1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes (adjust to taste) 🌶️

Salt and black pepper to taste

Grated Parmesan cheese for serving 🧀

Instructions:

Cook the pasta: Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add the rigatoni and cook according to package directions for al dente pasta. Drain and set aside.

Sauté the sausage: While the pasta is cooking, heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the sausage and cook, breaking it up with a spoon, until browned and cooked through. Remove the sausage from the skillet and set aside.

Sauté the aromatics: In the same skillet, add the onion and cook until softened, about 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook for another minute until fragrant.

Make the sauce: Add the crushed tomatoes, basil, oregano, red pepper flakes, salt, and pepper to the skillet. Bring to a simmer and cook for 15-20 minutes, or until the sauce has thickened slightly.

Combine everything: Return the cooked sausage to the skillet and stir to combine. Add the cooked rigatoni and toss to coat in the sauce.

Serve: Divide the pasta among plates and top with grated Parmesan cheese. Garnish with additional fresh basil if desired.

Tips:

For a creamier sauce, stir in a 1/2 cup of heavy cream after adding the crushed tomatoes.

If you don't have fresh basil, substitute with 1 tablespoon of dried basil.

Add a pinch of sugar to the sauce to balance the acidity of the tomatoes.

Serve with a side of crusty bread to soak up the delicious sauce! 🥖

[suenitos]

dream kept talking about making mayo and george was ready to walk off a cliff

dream talking about making buffalo sauce and mayonnaise with sapnap and his mom: 🥫🫙👩‍👦‍👦

george, internally killing himself over not being able to go to the US and live with his best friends one of whom is kinda maybe probably the love of his life a little because of a raging global pandemic restricting international travel and backing up the already difficult to navigate visa approval process with longer wait times and little information from governments over approval timelines, therefore he's stuck in london for the time being with only the voices of his friends in the US and video games/content creation his main sources of solace:

dream: so emulsion blenders,

[neosimi]

🥫 4t2 Grocery Set - 2k Milestone Gift 🍫

better late than never, here is a mix of conversions mainly recolors by budgie, but also from severinka, ats4, and simdoughnut. i included a slaved version like a 3 in one of each object to make stocking shelves easier. that’s entirely personal preference lol i die every time i have to stock one by one. the crackers and cookies is slaved to lemonlion’s conversion. the my sims stickers are kind of random but they would work well near the video game section. i changed the textures on the sweets display to be simlish, and wanted to do more with them but i’ll save that for another day. anyway, that should be all! thank you everyone for 2k. ♡♡ as always, please lmk if you run into any issues. enjoy!~ ‹𝟹 ʕ´ڡ｀*ʔ

files are compressed. object list + polycount under the cut. meshes included.

download: [sfs] | [box] | [collection file] ♡

food points version: [sfs] | [box] ♡

credits: budgie, pilar, OBP, sg5150, severinka, sandy @ ATS4, simdoughnut, lemonlion. 

OBJECT LIST + POLYCOUNT:

beer pack - 100 polys

body butter - 226 polys

cake frosting - 226 polys

cake mix - 30 polys

crackers n cookies - 38 polys [slaved to lemonlion’s conversion]

foaming soap - 386 polys

food can - 112 polys 

hot sauce - 458 polys

jam/medicine - 374 polys

lotion bottle - 402 polys

spa bottle - 46 polys

lotto machine - 300 polys

mustard - 456 polys

shaving cream - 1274 polys [?? idk why it’s sm higher lol]

spice can - 50 polys

sweets display - 1836 polys

tube of cream - 282 polys

lotto posters - 2 recolors [on grilled cheese]

my sims stickers - 15 recolors [on butterfly crawler]

shop ads - 5 recolors [on grilled cheese]

community signs - 26 recolors [on aikea guinea mesh]

note: everything is decorative. the mac and cheese boxes and food packets are from here.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Aita for asking why my grandma wanted me to open a can for her?

(🥫🎶🟪 so this doesn't get lost)

So this happened a few years ago. My (12 at the time, nb) grandma (74 I think? F), who lives with us, had been cooking for our family for a few weeks while my mom was recovering from giving birth to my baby sister (normally mom did the cooking). Sometimes, she'd use tomato paste/tomato sauce/diced tomatoes/some other canned ingredient to make food, but she didn't know how to use the electric can opener, so she'd ask me. One day, she asked me to show her how to use the can opener herself so she didn't have to ask me. So I did. The next day, she asked me to open a can for her again. Not to show her how to use the can opener again, but to open a can for her again. I was a little confused. She just asked me to show her how to open a can herself yesterday, but now she's asking me to open cans for her again? So (after I opened the can) I asked her why she called me to open the can for her when I showed her how to do it herself the day before. She said she'd forgotten. So I said "ok" and left, not thinking much of it. I thought this was the end of the issue. But for the next few days, both my mom and dad lectured me multiple times on being respectful and listening to my elders. These lectures were (as far as I could remember) completely unprovoked, but seeing as I was already getting yelled at and I didn't want my parents to keep yelling at me, I didn't ask them what I did wrong. So, based on the timing, I assumed that my asking my grandma why she kept asking me to open cans for her was seen as so disrespectful that it warranted me getting scolded multiple times. I felt like I didn't deserve that, but considering that both of my parents scolded me for it multiple times over the next few days, I wonder whether maybe I did. Even now, some years later, I wonder whether I was really in the wrong.

So tumblr, was I the asshole?

What are these acronyms?

[hangryhana]

5 sauce🥫

[frenchiefitzhere]

I'll make the turkey and stuffing...

[animentality]

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In the next 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS 🕕🕘 SEND THIS 📲 to 🔟 of ur NASTIEST FALL FREAKS 🤪🍁🦃👄💃🏽😏🤑 If u get 🔟 back 🍑 your a JUICY TURKEY SLORE 😍🍑🦃🤤💦 Get 5️⃣🖐 back and ur a Bred Roll Bitch 😋🍞💃 BUT IF U GET 0️⃣ BACK your a dry turkey hoe🌵🤢🍗😪 and u wont get ANY DISCUNTS 💸💸 on BLACK C🅾️CK-DAY‼️🖤🍆🙀😰💰💵💲📺📱⌚️🚫

beemovieerotica, i am honored to receive your gift of the seasons.

i will cherish this forever.

[allegraforchrist]

HYPER FRIENDLY HOLY REMINDER - YOU ARE AWESOME SAUCE BECAUSE JESUS SAYS YOU ARE! 🥫🤍✝️ AMEN!

[c1nder-clan]

probably just tomato sauce 🥫

[saucyfaucet]

me when I’m care less about sauce on my shirt 🥫

[catangel24]

The food list :

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FRUIT: apple ( 1)/ tangerine/ strawberry/ melon/ watermelon/ raspberry/ pineapple/ kiwi/ ( apricot/ cherry) / grapes

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VEGETABLES: ( almost at will )salad/ celery/ cucumber/ tomato/ spinach/ cauliflower/ broccoli/ eggplant/ green beans/ zucchini/ kale/ pepper/ carrot ( moderate) / Konjac all the way/ Macedonia/ pickles/ gherkins/ onions/ leek

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SOUPS: everything under 130cal-> with veggies if less than 100cal, otherwise consider it a vegetable portion.

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VEGETABLES/ ENERGY (avoid if little exercise, otherwise small quantities): chickpeas/ corn/ peas/ lentils

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SAUCES: sauces 0cal ( Caesar/ ketchup/ chili)/ balsamic vinegar/ lemon/ spices and herbs/ tomato coulis if low cal ( no more than 30cal per 100g) with harissa / yogurt 0 ( see yogurt) / tomato sauce ( to be studied according to meal, less than 100cal the whole)

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PROTEIN: turkey breast / chicken slices / turkey / canned tuna / shrimp (expensive) / egg / meat less than 150cal per 100g with low fat content

YOGURTS: white 0% / protein less than 150cal per jar (for short runs of at least 6k in a day)/ 200g jar (for icing, why not? for runs over 12k) with flavorings

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DRINKS: coffee/ tea/ water/ almond milk 0sugars/ drinks 0cal/ Monster ( limit to 1/d)

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ALCOHOL: tolerated 150cal/day if more, compensate by sport ( I like to go to see the sunset with little drink )

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PLEASURE FOODS ( if you keep the diet the first week without cracking once ): halo ice cream top/ see if less than 400cal with lots of sport

After that maybe twice a week coz 🍨🫰

Also water ice cream like Mister freeze (50cal one) when weather hot

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Walking: EVERY DAY

Running: 30-40k/week

Always planck + ex legs 5min morning&night +abs morning

Mini 15k steps

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2L of water

( for me: decrease and stop l@xs)

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Starting weight 12/04: 49kg

( no comment)

Target weight 01/05: 46kg

( make discipline come back)

Goal 1: 12/05: 45kg

Goal 2: 20/05:44kg

Goal 3: 30/05:43kg

Goal 4: 10/06:42kg

Goal 5: 01/07: 41kg

Goal 6: 15/07: 40kg

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RULES (net):

- 650cal/ day ( net, run 50cal/km, walk 100cal/3km)

- ok if under 1000cal otherwise ❌ faim, start again for the reward

- stay focused on other stuff

- sunset see everyday

- if binge, fail but stay focused on the objective !!!!

- i don’t want emotional binge anymore

I want Ana bones and sun

[inkykeiji]

🍅🥫🍅🥫🍅 sauce season has started!!! 🍅🥫🍅🥫🍅

[brian4rmthe6]

8 piece nugget 🍗

Large fry 🍟

Buffalo sauce 🦬🥫

(Ask for a salad container w/order)

Thank me later 😏😂