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BABY NAMES, PART II
finally did a little something for olve hereee… i really need to finish my dating headcanons for him though lolol! hope you guys like this! again, i know i am not all that great with names but i really try and i tried to choose names that actually fit the personality of the father as well as just pretty names <3
dad! ted has three daughters named tara skjellum, seren skjellum and topaz skjellum…
♡ topaz is the english word for the yellow precious stone, the traditional birthstone of november, ultimately derived from greek τόπαζος!
♡ seren means “ star ” in welsh!
all three of your daughters look exactly like ted, they look exactly like their father in every way shape and form! they have his fluffy blonde hair, his nose and really just almost all of his physical features… topaz is the one who looks like most like you but even then, she still looks much more like ted! you have to really study her to see the features she did manage to snag from you! ted is just the proudest girl dad ever, he adores his little girls and would not trade them for the world… he never wished he had gotten boys instead, never wished one of them could have been a boy… he has always been just so beyond content with his girls! he just works so well as a girl dad, works so well letting his girls braid his long blonde hair and carrying them on his hip, works so well helping his girls decide on what cute little outfit to wear in the morning, works so well helping you tie their hair up with little ribbons and butterfly clips…
your first born with ted was topaz and she was born in november, hence her name! another reason her name fits just so well only really came into play when she got older and her eye colour began to get more pigmented… they were bright green with speckles of almost gold and yellow dotted around, shining especially bright in the sun of warm summers! when she is old enough, ted gets her a custom necklace with said birthstone implanted into a small silver heart attached to the chain, resting atop her own heart! ted knows not to spoil your children, no matter how much he might want to at times, no matter how many puppy dog eyes they give him… he knows spoiling them will only actually hurt them, knows spoiling them will skew their view one money and good, but when he does give them gifts, surprising them with something after they get good grades or just behave really well, the gift is beyond meaningful and sentimental, something that they will be able to take with them through their whole life and not get bored of!
then you ended up having tara just a year after topaz! so they basically grew up together at such a close age, they almost acted as if they were twins! always wanting to wear the same little blue denim dungaree dress with the same colourful striped sweater underneath, down to the same light up shoes and the same velvet ribbons tying their hair up! topaz was a pretty small child so honestly, had they not looked so different, most people likely would assume they were born twins from afar! you and ted had seren much later, when topaz and tara were around both around ten to thirteen! both of you knew you wanted one last baby, one last child and so you planned one and managed to fall pregnant not long after all of the planning was done! topaz and tara were not all that happy at the news of a new baby… they just did not see the point at all and were obviously just kind of afraid of their father forgetting about them, forgetting them and replacing them with a new baby! but obviously, that could not be further from the truth and the two of you always reassured them of that! when seren was born, their attitude quickly changed and they constantly wanted to be around her, letting ted show them how to hold her whilst he smiles softly at the sight of his first babies becoming big sisters!
dad! olve has a twin daughter named olivia eikemo and a twin son named onyx eikemo…
♡ olivia was the name used by william shakespeare for a character in his comedy twelfth night! this was a rare name in shakespeare’s time that may have been based on oliva or oliver, or directly on the latin word oliva meaning “ olive ” in the play olivia is a noblewoman wooed by duke orsino! instead she falls in love with his messenger cesario, who is actually viola in disguise!
♡ onyx is the english word for the gemstone, which can be black, red or other colours!
olivia and onyx are not identical twins but they both look like such a perfect mix of the two of you it is honestly kind of crazy! like yes, that is how genes work and all but they are the perfect mix�� an almost exact 50 / 50 split of yours and olves genes, anyone can tell straight away that they are definitely your children but not many people actually assume them to be twins are first because whilst they both look like the two of you do much, it is in pretty different ways! whilst olivia got her fathers nose, onyx got yours and whilst onyx got his fathers eyes, olivia got yours and so on… olve honestly could not be happier about it, his children are his absolute pride and joy, he thinks they are just so perfect… he loves that he can see so much of both himself and you, the love of his life in your children! and he is kind of glad they are not identical twins because he finds those just kind of freaky…
the name onyx for your son works so especially well because you and olve are likely married, whilst you did not have a particularly traditional wedding you are legally married and instead of the usual diamond ring, he gave you a matching black onyx stone ring! you got married before your son was born and the name kind of just popped into your head one night when your tired eyes drifted down towards your ring before looking at your husband matching ring as his big hand rests on your bump and bringing the name up to him as you shared the idea of it being a generally nice and unique name! your son definitely grows up to be exactly like olve with his personality and interests too, likely forming his own black metal band in his teens years and olve could not be prouder! he is just constantly a proud father with your children, he is always so beyond happy with everything they do in life, they could never disappoint him even if they tried and he supports them in everything they choose to do… he might seem kind of stoic and stone faced at times but around you and his kids? he melts so quick and is really just an undercover goofy father! seeing your young son trying so hard to be more like him, copying his mannerisms and replicating his style with leather jackets and shades never fails to make him crack a smile and pull his son into his side, offering to do his corpse paint next before ruffling his black hair as you laugh at the sight!
dad! tomas has two daughters named hanna haugen, helve haugen and a son named hugo haugen…
♡ helve means “ flake, snowflake ” in estonian!
helve was your first born and looks like a double of you! seriously, a complete double… she has your everything, she inherited so few physical genes from tomas but definitely grows up to have a personality and outlook extremely similar to his which he absolutely loves! he just cannot get over how much she looks like you though! he loves it and is always telling her how beautiful she is, just like her mother…
hugo and hanna look like exact copies of tomas with his hair, his nose, his bone structure and all! honestly, you could see the uncanny resemblance the second they were born and placed on your chest in the hospital bed… you could immediately recognise the same eye shape, same nose structure, same chin and you could just go on about how much you saw of him in them! the resemblance only got stronger as they got older too, they have so few of your own features but tomas swears he can definitely see you in them, swears your daughter your lips and your son has your ears! you suppose it only makes sense for him to get his doubles since you got yours in helve…
your first little girl, helve, was born in during the night of late december, just a few days after christmas! tomas thinks her name works so well since as she was being born, as she was truly making her entrance into the world, it was snowing outside… small, pristine little white snowflakes fluttering down from the dark night sky and floating past the glass of the hospital windows, serving as a calming sight during every small break you got from having to push! tomas was letting you squeeze his hand and scream at him as much as you needed to, his warm eyes studying your face as you stared out at the snow whilst his free hand brushed your hair back from your sweaty face… helve being a winter baby only made more and more sense as she got older, every time it snowed she would be begging you and tomas to let her go outside, staring up at her father with pleading eyes as he sighs and brushes his long hair back before going to grab his jacket and her puffy light pink snow suit, cracking a smile and looking at you with love in his eyes when she begins to squeal, excitement taking over her small body at the idea of getting to make a snowman with her papa! they play outside for so long together whilst you watch from the icy windows and occasionally pop out to take some pictures of them, laughing every time you see tomas pick your daughter up and softly slam her down into a pile of fresh snow, both of their own muffled laughs reaching your ears! your future two children turn out to not be the biggest fans of winter and prefer to stay inside with you, clad in their fluffy pyjamas and cuddled up on the couch with the fireplace crackling, hot chocolates in hand as they simply waiting for their older sister and father to come back inside! tomas never really saw himself having a child at all, let alone three, but after helve? he just kind of found himself wanting more with you!
dad! kjetil has a daughter named raven haraldstad…
the name raven works beyond well for your daughter! it was already decided as her name well before she was born just due to his general appreciation for the bird and their beauty but when she was born, the name was only even more solidified because she came out with a full head of fluffy raven black hair, making both you and kjetil smile down at her as she was placed on your chest, his hand coming down to stroke her petal soft cheek whilst mumbling to you about how perfect she is…
you fell pregnant with raven a bit later in life, not crazy later but likely late 20s to mid 30s! and whilst the two of you had never really thought about children all that much, never really planned on having a child… you decided to keep it, decided that maybe having a child would be a nice change in your lives and since you guys were getting a little older, you likely would not be able to wait much longer! kjetil is just so happy with your one little girl, so content with your only child… he treasures her as if she put the moon and stars in the sky, he feels such a strong will to love her and protect her! your daughter is absolutely infatuated with his nose ring! she is just so strangely fascinated with it for some reason, her big eyes that mirror his own are constantly trained on the shiny sliver in his nose as he holds her on his hip, her small fingers always reach up to poke at it as he chuckles at her antics, letting her gently poke at it curiously before planting a kiss to her fluffy black hair… not to mention when kjetil wears eyeliner or eyeshadow too! she is just so fascinated with quite literally everything her father does, she is a major daddys girl and both of you know it! and if he ever showed her some of his performance art? wether it be an old video or doing something in front of her, from a safe distance of course, it only ever fuels her obsession with her father and everything he does!
got any dad thoughts? send ‘em into my ask box hehe, bonus points if they are halloween dad thoughts because i think we all love halloween here <3
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i was tagged by @gaypiracy and @jewishbuckybarnes to do this. yo its been so long since i did one of these, wowzers.
relationship status: in a relationship
favourite color: green is real cool
last song I listened to: low by todrick hall ft rupaul
tv show: my family has been watching one punch man together!
first fandom: uh. depends how you define first? first thing i went to a convention and cosplayed was hunter x hunter, but i did win my middle school harry potter trivia competition.
hobbies: rping, watching music videos, a few video games here and there. i like to say i’m a cosplayer but who knows.
books that I’m currently reading: i’m not a huge reader, actually. i’m reading the oscar wilde translation of petronius’ satyricon, and also a manga called planetes.
favorite books: real man adventures by t cooper is up there, along with prelude to bruise by saeed jones. also picture of dorian grey because i’m that kind of queer.
favourite place: underneath the whale in the natural history museum. also the shakespeare gardens.
im gonna tag @szayelgranz @sadanohara @bearspeak @hugofrostee @sicktier @parrishftlynch @cinnamonstylinson @totaleclipseoftheshark @confettiment if you have the time/energy!
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