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wow wow wow

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stared at myself in the mirror for too long.

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i love poison omelette

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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

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oughhhh the little guy..... the small fellow.... so creature...

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my dawg

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mmm i like this a lot im taking it its my bit now

My favorite bit right now is to say "just like real life" in response to things that absolutely do not apply to real life

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Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

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this is one of my favourite posts

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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New chess piece called the Beetle which crawls under the chessboard and dies and stays there for a long time

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i should learn how to levitate a copper sphere

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I dont know what this Thing is but I enjoy it

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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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Yay! New mutual (⁠☞⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠ ⁠☞

\(^▽^)/ Yay!

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“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

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i love it when fish are like

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i like this music and also the jovial felines