#saturn eating his son. tobias j whimsicmimic eating their sociology degree.
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cant wait to receive my very expensive piece of paper so that i can photocopy it and then Eat It
#i recognize that on some level i would be distraught if i were to immediately destroy my degree#however. the only way we’re overcoming this academic trauma is by Eating It#and thats why we have printers.#there will be no graduation ceremony#its just gonna be me standing in a field tearing a piece of paper apart with my teeth#saturn eating his son. tobias j whimsicmimic eating their sociology degree.#all of this is to say: started thinking about how the semester ends in just over Two Weeks#and the thought got me so stressed that my tummy started hurting :(#which is NONSENSE because ive already Done the Big Project Of Kill Yourself for the end of the semester#but. whatcha gonna do. whatcha gonna do.#maybe i should get someone to record me eating the photocopy of my degree. im dead fucking serious about that.#when i get my hands on that fucker im Eating It. gastrointestinal issues be damned.
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