#saturdays are the best

[cinematicnomad]

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ▸ 49.16 jumanji (xx)

[violent138]

Gotham city caves to public pressure and asks Gordon to ask the Bats if they'd be willing to partake in Superhero Story Time at various Gotham Public Library locations. Bruce tells his kids, expecting to get annoyed replies about how busy they are, but they practically compete for shifts.

All the Bats are very committed to making fun voices, even if they already have a voice modulator on, and engaging the kids. As a result, the kids love it, it's the safest way to visit a Gotham public library, and the kids find it hysterical when the Bats eventually have to pull a vanishing trick or escape at the end.

[fist-of-vengeance]

so what do we think fiddleford saw when he looked into the gremloblin's eyes? dude was so traumatised that stanford "oblivious to my assistant's emotional turmoil" pines took notice. it's what motivated him to INVENT THE MEMORY GUN IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'm honestly surprised i haven't seen more speculation about this

[gofloresgo]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Omg your little doodles for your asks are so sweet 🥺 do you take requests?

Well, you heard him!

[idontmindifuforgetme]

In the most sincere way possible i genuinely believe that the love of my life is dramatically driving home from a bad breakup as we speak (like winding through big city avenues w the tungsten streetlights kaleidoscoping off the windshield and everything) and that a precarious serious of events will lead us to each other and that it’s just written in the fabric of reality idk

[princessspunky]

No pants Saturday's 💋

[asteroidaffection]

on unrequited affection

Normal People // We Can’t Be Friends - Ariana Grande // Wish You the Best - Lewis Capaldi // x // x // x // We Can’t Be Friends - Ariana Grande // Moon Song - Phoebe Bridgers // x

[drewsaturday]

[izvmimi]

your f/o is deep in your guts trying desperately not to nut, but you're so warm and wet and squishing against them just so and you sound so cute and perfect... anyway, what are they thinking of to stay focused?

[zakmonday]

[frantic-babbling]

EVERYONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL THEY ASKED BRENT ABOUT PAUL AND DARRY

AND WE ALSO GOT SKY'S INPUT

[umgeorge]

📷 @.jmjohnson1116 / instagram

[landonor]

because I know haters will nitpick lando's weekend, I want to focus on the flawless drive that was Baku 2024. Got knocked out in q1 because of a yellow flag that was waved in error, which he didn't have any control over, started in p15 for the race. Overtook cars in the first stint and was into the points by lap 8. Then he managed his tyres brilliantly and had good pace.

When the team asked him to help his teammate he did it without hesitation and perfectly and got back to the job at hand. He defended against Verstappen, while on much older hard tires, and when he was released into clean air, gapped him quickly (on 30+ lap old tyres). Built a pitstop gap to Alonso, pitted, then cut a 15s gap to Verstappen and overtook him, with a fastest lap to boot.

Got P4 because of the Sainz Perez incident, but crucially even before that he was ahead of his championship rival - crazy because he had started so far behind. Plus he set a record for most places gained in Baku (+11)😌

[random-gamer1942]

I uhm. I did a. Uhhhh. My, uh. I made Ekko fanart :>