#satan's “”“fashion”“” advice...?

[devildom-fashion-week]

The banner (header) is so real love it lmao 👏👏

Thank you anon, I made another version of it for you 😌

Not sure if you've played season two of the original yet, but in lesson 38 hard mode Diavolo is a little too delighted at Lucifer scolding him, so yeah. He definitely would have celebrated with Demonus if he had the chance to lol

[violetlunette]

The Quest for Silver (aka Master post of dumb Yuu trying to get a date)

A series of dad joke level posts for my MadYuusona.

Falling for/Over Silver

Lilia meets Yuu

Yuu wants a Date

Focus and wait for the Truck

Asserting Dominance

Killing Fashion

Rook's Advice

7x13 is 28

Gathering Intel

Yuu asks Silver

Warranty

The Optimist

First Date

Don't wake Yuu at Shit-it's-early-time

Throw a "t" at it

Satan and his Pretty face

Incubus?

Rumpelstiltskin?

Moronsexual

Trademark

Horse taming 101 by Yuu

Not all there

Make 'em men

Motivation

Twinkerbell

Moonshine

Buff Apple

Tux

Dog-Chick

The secret to Love

Batman

Lie

Body Language

How Low Can he go?

He Never Knew when to Quit

Yuu's bad luck while traveling

Operate

Handing over Ramshackle Dorm

Fooled Again

Rose Thief

Rosecanon

Down the Rabbit Hole

A Rival has Appeared

Another Rival Appears

Yuus and Lilia

Leona the Landing pad

Dragon Tracking

Untrustworthy

Voice of reason

Mask removal

Swim for Silver

Idiots

Bathroom

Sand Silver

Resemblance

Beanfest

Spooky Scary Skeletons

Humerous

Flash-bomb

Recruiters

Daddy

Thick thighs

Leg Spasms

Red Flags

Happy birthday, Silver!

Confession? No!

Malleus got the dream wrong

Call Me What You Want

Obsessive

Training

Confession?

Complaint

Malleus isn't real

Malleus isn't real 2

Malleus isn't real 3

Malleus isn't real 4

Crowley and the bonemen

Bone Joke

Skelephobia

Complaints

[violetduchess]

OM! Brothers: When you cry

Lucifer:

Initially, Lucifer would be taken aback by your tears, his normally composed demeanor faltering for a moment.

Concerned and slightly flustered, he would quickly regain his composure and approach you with a calm and reassuring demeanor.

He would gently ask what's wrong and offer a supportive presence, willing to listen and provide guidance if needed.

While he may not show it overtly, Lucifer would feel a pang of guilt, believing that he should have been able to prevent your tears in the first place.

He would try to comfort you with his words and actions, offering a shoulder to lean on and assuring you that he'll do whatever it takes to alleviate your distress.

Mammon:

Mammon would react impulsively, his protective instincts kicking in immediately upon seeing your tears.

His eyes would widen in worry, and he would rush over to you in a frantic manner, asking what happened and if someone had hurt you.

Mammon's initial response might be slightly exaggerated, as he tends to dramatize situations, but his concern for your well-being is genuine.

He would do his best to cheer you up, attempting to make you smile or laugh with his usual antics and jokes.

Deep down, Mammon would blame himself for your tears, believing that he should have been there to shield you from any harm. He would promise to protect you from whatever caused your distress.

Leviathan:

Leviathan would freeze for a moment, his usual enthusiasm dampened by your tears, unsure of how to react.

He would approach you cautiously, his anxiety evident in his voice as he softly asks if you're okay.

Despite feeling slightly out of his depth, Leviathan would make an effort to comfort you, offering a sympathetic ear and a non-judgmental presence.

He might suggest watching a favorite anime or playing a video game together, as a way to distract you and help you relax.

Deep inside, Leviathan would feel a sense of helplessness, wishing he could fix whatever is causing your tears and make everything better.

Satan:

Satan would notice your tears almost immediately, his keen observation skills not missing even the slightest change in your demeanor.

His expression would soften with concern, and he would approach you calmly, yet with a sense of urgency.

He would ask you what happened, gently urging you to share your feelings, assuring you that he's there to listen and support you.

Satan would offer a comforting presence, using his vast knowledge and empathy to provide thoughtful advice or insight if you seek it.

Underneath his composed exterior, Satan would feel a deep sense of empathy, wishing he could shoulder your burdens and protect you from anything that causes you pain.

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus would react with surprise and genuine worry, his usual flamboyance replaced by a more solemn expression upon seeing your tears.

He would approach you gracefully, his voice filled with concern as he asks what's wrong and if there's anything he can do to help.

Asmodeus would offer a comforting embrace, knowing that sometimes a physical touch can provide solace in moments of distress.

He might suggest engaging in self-care activities together, such as pampering yourselves or talking about your favorite fashion and beauty topics.

Beneath his glamorous facade, Asmodeus would feel a deep empathy for your pain, vowing to do whatever it takes to bring back your smile and make you feel loved and cherished.

Beelzebub:

Beelzebub would be taken aback by your tears, his eyes widening with surprise and concern as he sees your distress. His first instinct would be to make sure you're physically okay, asking if you're hurt or in any immediate danger.

Once he confirms your physical safety, Beelzebub's focus would shift to your emotional well-being. He would approach you with a gentle and comforting presence, offering a sympathetic ear and a shoulder to lean on.

Being naturally empathetic, Beelzebub would feel your pain deeply, and he would do his best to understand and support you. He might not have all the words to express his feelings, but his actions would speak volumes.

In an attempt to cheer you up, Beelzebub might suggest indulging in your favorite food or doing something enjoyable together. He believes in the healing power of good company and shared moments of happiness.

Underneath his easygoing and carefree exterior, Beelzebub would carry a sense of responsibility, thinking that he should have been able to prevent your tears. He would reassure you that he's there for you and promise to protect and support you no matter what.

Belphagor:

Belphagor would initially be taken aback by your tears, his typically laid-back demeanor replaced with genuine concern.

He would approach you cautiously, unsure of how to handle the situation but wanting to offer support.

Belphagor might crack a joke or make a lighthearted comment to try and lighten the mood, but his concern would be evident in his voice and expression.

He would ask you what's wrong, encouraging you to share your feelings and assuring you that he's there to listen.

While not the most emotionally expressive, deep down, Belphagor would feel a sense of responsibility, blaming himself for any distress you're experiencing. He would promise to do his best to help and be there for you.

All rights reserved @violetduchess. All works of fanfiction belong to me, please do not copy, translate or repost any works without my express permission. Thank you.~☆

[anxietywhore97]

Obey me! Brothers reacting to MC wearing yoga pants for the first time

Reader is gender neutral

Warnings: none

Lucifer:

Would initially stare at you from afar before approaching you from behind, "MC where are your pants?" "What do you mean Luci, you don't like my leggings?" You'd wink at him, making him roll his eyes "while I enjoy seeing your figure in all its glory, I would much rather you keep it for my gazing only MC" his statement making you blush, you quickly decided to return to your room to change into something Lucifer would approve of his brothers seeing you dressed in.

Mammon:

"Oi! MC, Whattya tryin' to do dressing like that huh?" looking over your outfit unsure of what he's talking about, after all your just wearing your comfy clothes. "What are you talking about Mammon?" "What am I talking abou.. MC! your ass is on display! Might as well just take 'em off while your at it.." You roll your eyes as your washing the dishes, wondering if Mammon is ever going to admit he enjoys the view.

Satan:

Satan would pretend to be unfazed by your choice of clothing as you searched for a book for your latest school assignment. Sitting in his usual chair with his nose in a new book, you figured he would be the ideal demon to ask for assistance "Hey Satan, have you seen the book on the history of... uh why are you looking at me like that?" "Hmm? Oh, pardon me MC *clears throat* it's on the bottom left shelf" the wink he gave you when he said bottom didn't go unnoticed by you, you knew Satan enjoyed watching you from the top of his book 'why not give him a show' you thought to yourself, bending over at the wait, you ass on full display for his eyes only. The sly chuckle you heard from behind made you smile as you sauntered off, seductively swaying your hips as you left the library.

Leviathan:

Heading into Levi's room for your usual game night, you were just about to sit in one of his gaming chairs when you noticed the pink tint covering his face as he turned his eyes from you. "You ok Levi?" you asked curiously and slightly concerned "y-yeah of c-course, let's just the the game o-o-okay MC" "oookay?" you decided just to drop it, after all Leviathan wasn't one for talking about things that bothered him. But as the night went on, you couldn't help noticing that Levi kept looking at you from the corner of is eye, a slight blush on his cheeks as he did. Enough was enough, you paused the game "Okay, what is it? You've been acting sus all night.." You looked at him with a serious expression, your eyebrows raised and looking for an explanation as to why he was acting weirder than usual. Trying to keep form making eye contact with you, Levi finally sighed and pointed towards your legs "My legs? That's what's bothering you... Well, what about them??" "Leggings... t-tight, you're too attractive c-c-can't h-handle it" he said while his blush spread up his ears, bringing his gaze to meet yours. A smile crept onto your own face "Is that all?" he nodded his head, still looking at you to find the disgust he knew was coming for him, but to his surprise you leaned over and placed a small kiss on his cheek before returning to your place "Then let's finish this game, shall we?"

Asmodeus:

Would be the least surprised out of all of his brothers, in fact, he encouraged you to wear them in the first place. "Oh, come on hon, they'd look ravishing on you!" You were unsure at first, but Asmo never steered you wrong with his fashion advice "Okay fine, but I'm not leaving this room in these" You put them on to appease the demon of lust, but to your own dismay they were surprisingly comfortable. "Ihate to admit it, But... I like them, you were right Asmo as always" "I knew it! I'll go on Akuzon and buy you a pair in every color!"

Beelzebub:

He came into the kitchen looking for a snack while you were making dinner, minding your own business you didn't notice how his eyes went from the contents of the fridge to your backside. It wasn't until you noticed the shadow casted from behind you and the sudden heat of someone standing close to you, you didn't even have to look to know who it was "time for your pre-dinner snack Beel?" You turn your head slightly to look at him, only to see him staring at your butt like a Thanksgiving turkey "you should wear these more often MC" a blush crept onto your cheeks as you smiled up at him, now meeting your gaze "anything for you Beel"

Belphagor:

Finishing up your chores for the day, you went into the twins rooms to make their beds. Bending over the side of Beel's bed wiping off the crumbs from his late night snacking, you didn't notice Belphie enter the room "looking good MC" hearing his voice startled you making you jump back "Oh, hi Belphie I didn't hear you come in" you blushed when the realization hit you, what Belphagor had been referring to. You had been bending over, putting your ass in the air. "You really like these? I borrowed them from Asmo, I wasn’t really sure how I felt about them.." Belphie smirked at you, nodding his head "Yeah, I like them"

[skelesabiartist-artwork]

Hazbin Hotel OC

Hazbin Hotel OC

Name: Sabrina Species: Tech Demon | Sinner Demon

Nicknames

Sabi

Bina

Brina

Sabl

Sabu

Sabsl

Date of death

2000´s

Likes

Streaming/Influencing

The newest technology and trends

Fashion

Her Gaming Room and technical Advices

Her very helpful Servant Imp´s

Dislikes

Being Controlled

Being Fooled

Lied too

Calling her dumb or Naive

Underestimated

Killing, Robbing, Stealing, Hating in Hell

to much Attention

Sexuality

Asexual Bisexual

Gender

Female

Age

20s-30s (biological)

Abilities

Technopathy

Technoporation (weaker, wouldnt cause a total blackout, and would only make her Glitching and bugging, causing her to Stop working "Fatal Error")

Hypnosis

Transforming into a Technical, Protogen like Cyber-Dragon

Mood Changing RBG Lights around her Monitor

her Staff can change into a normal Microphone, that she puts on the Desk

Electrokinesis

Electroportation

Electrophysiology

Bioluminescence

Telekinesis

Status

Active

Professional status Occupation

Overlord (still growing)

Relationships The Vees (associates) Vox (loves him) Velvette (likes her style and clothes creation) Valentino (helps him to finding new ideas)

Romantic interests

Vox? (pretends like she doesnt Love him, but she does)

Enemies

Satan (has her Soul)

Bio:

A young still growing Overlord, who died in the late 20´s and already has a lot of Potential, that also Vox and the rest of the Vee´s discovered and want to use for there take over from Hell. Since she was a big Streamer in the Human would, did she now continues as such in the VoxTech Tower, having her own Room where she has a very modern Streaming Setup and works as a Content Creator at VoxTech now, where she Streams about News, Products, new products that will come out soon and about new episodes and design clothes. She also makes Professional Photos with a special machine from the products and posts them on the VoxTech website. Since she has such a huge range and 95,5% of the People in Hell watch her Streams, is she the most important worker on Vox´s side and of VoxTech. And she´s very happy with the outcome, after she sold her Soul to Satan, that only Vox knows about, as well as the fact of her little transforming secret she has.

PS: She is NOT a Fanchild btw Alastor and Vox

[diahsthings]

Obey me

Things I would do with each character.

Warnings: bad writing, fluff, ooc I guess. It's just some silly maladaptive daydreaming.

Lucifer

Listen to records. Don't think listening to his cursed ones are possible. Guess he's going to enjoy ABBA. Look I know it won't be his favorite but he will probably be intrigued because of how popular their music is. Use listening to music to have him dance with me. I have a large variety of records. Making out maybe to music. Enjoying a different side to him.

Mammon

Get in on schemes. Love to think of how to scam people but never do because I don't have the time or money. Chaos couple. I'm a hype person and will remind him how amazing he is. Shared adoration. He's my first and favorite. I fell in love almost as fast as he did. That soft personality just for me. He's gorgeous and sweet.

Levi

Have him help me finish every video game I'm stuck on. It's going to be awhile. Using the excuse to make him spend time with me. It'll give him confidence while I tell him how amazing he is at playing games. Nerd out over anime. Share our thoughts and eventually get him to cuddle. Then more as he gets comfortable.

Satan

Cliche but cat cafe. Love it. Get cute snacks and drinks then cuddle with cats. OMG please. Did it once and it was so much fun. Satan would die seeing a cat sleep in my lap almost the whole time. Then getting home letting him pout about not being able to have a cat. Stroking his hair as he lays his head in my lap. Bonus: I'm allergic to cats 😂

Asmodeus

I'm serious about skin care, hair care, and personal style. I would be out shopping and doing so much with him. I adore him. Giving a makeover might not work but I would let him do whatever he wanted and have fun with him. I think doing makeup and hair is intimate. It's a special bond. I don't let just anyone see me changing and telling me fashion or style advice. Sharing the latest tea with him. OMG the bond with him would be so strong. The trust.

Beel

I would have him eat and tell me about how it tastes. I have so many food issues that I just dream of eating these foods. That and tell him he's the greatest in the world. He's the biggest sweetheart ever. I'm such a simp for him. Cheering for him. Making sure he has snacks and carrying snacks with me. Cuddles with snacks while watching movies. Have to have a snack while watching movies. I can't watch without snacks.

Belphie

Stargazing while snuggling. I just want to lay in bed all day and enjoy the softest blankets, mattress, and pillows. And having such a handsome brat of a demon. So much cuddling. Playing my switch or reading. Slow kisses while running our hands over each other.

Diavolo

Take him to a Renaissance festival. Can you imagine the sheer amount of enjoyment he would have?!? Best dressed couple there. Biggest smile on his face. The excitement. Enjoying Diavolo's affection and relaxing as no one knows who he is. Spending as much time there as possible. Being able to act openly as a couple with no one watching him under a microscope. Finding a place to share some kisses.

Barbatos

Tea. Everything tea. I live in tea. Chai. Masala chai recipe. Bonding over my passion for hot leaf juice. Make him take us to my favorite tea places. (Nimrah bakery old city Hyderabad India). Enjoying one anothers company while sitting together cozy in cafes. Talking quietly with one another out of prying eyes. Stolen kisses and holding hands.

Simeon

Baking!! Work on finding the best gluten free food. I can't have gluten and it's just awful. But I want to bake with him so badly. Decorating cakes and cookies. Helping get icing off his lip. Seeing him blush from that. The debate it gives him.

Solomon

Go to occult stores and hear his opinion. Totally just want to make out with this one. Keep him from trying any magic spells. I just want to hear his interesting thoughts on things. Think he's hilarious. And enjoy teasing him back.

[mannatea]

Random thoughts about DBZ because I’m rewatching starting at the Great Saiyaman Arc.

Gohan is just so wholesome and good. Even after all these years I still stan with my whole heart. When he finds out that Mr. Satan has been taking credit for (more or less) his and his friends’ work during the Cell Games, and all he does is just have a giggle about it? I love him your honor.

These episodes start off so goofy after the more serious tone of the Cell Games arc, but even though they’re not very serious there’s enough realism in there for the silliness to feel grounded I guess? Like yeah, “Gohan goes to high school” sounds so dull off the cuff, but there’s something seriously charming about him trying to “fit in” and “be normal”—and to a degree it’s a relatable issue, too. He really is just trying to make friends and keep them (after a lifetime so far of not really having friends his own age)(I think Dende sort of counts for this but they don’t see each other as often as, say, a school friend group does).

Videl doesn’t half-ass anything and frankly that’s one of the reasons I will always love her.

Seriously, I love her so much. I wish they’d had more time to develop her character and go into a bit more about why she acts the way she does, but a lot of that can just be inferred. It’s not really surprising that she’s out there like a bloodhound sniffing out bullshit from Day 1 considering her father’s fame and what that has probably meant for her for the last 7ish years.

Also she’s a Fashion Icon actually. Spandex shorts and a t-shirt? Same, girl.

She does attach herself to Gohan awfully quickly, which ties back into wishing we got more character development, buttttt it seems pretty clear early on that part of the reason she wants to know who he is is because he’s “just like her for real”: she definitely seems to understand she’s found someone worth her time.

I think there’s probably something to be said here about her father’s bullshit too, and filling her head with ideas about how she can only date someone as strong as he is (when she believes nobody like that exists, especially not someone her age) but really I feel like that connection forms so quickly because Gohan is not a simp or a fan of hers; he just has a similar idea of justice, and she really vibes with that. It feels like a genuine connection to another person, which she probably hasn't experienced often.

Anyway I just love how earnest and hard-working she is.

And I’m sorry because the shipping goggles are permanently affixed to my dumb face at this point in my life with these characters, but it’s still pretty cute (and funny tbh) that Videl and Gohan have this constant back and forth of her doing something and him being genuinely impressed by her, even though her accomplishments are like, absolutely nothing compared to what he and his friends can do. It just kind of sets up Gohan as a “look at my awesome wife” kind of guy, which he definitely is. LOL.

I also really like how he manages to recognize that she has limitations (as she is just a human being) without ever really coming across like he’s disrespecting her as a person. Above all, Gohan does try to be respectful. Or when he’s worried about potentially coming up against her father in the tournament because he’s concerned beating her father in a match might hurt her feelings? He’s such a good kid.

He’s also dumb as shit re: the hair comment, but there’s something about that stupid 5 second scene that I love too… Like Gohan was just spitting facts about short hair being harder to use against her in a fight, but she totally misunderstood his meaning and then gets mad about it. LOL. It feels very…teenagery to me (as it should). But when she comes back with short hair anyway, it’s nice because even though she was upset for having misunderstood him, she obviously recognizes the truth in his words. It was good advice—so she takes it.

I also feel kind of bad for Gohan for all the teasing he gets at the start of the tournament for his “friend” being a “girl” like pleaaase give him a break. The poor kid barely has friends. Let’s not pigeonhole him into a romantic relationship too.

Honestly Videl needs time to build up a good friendship too. She kind of sucks at making and keeping friends and doesn’t need the pressure of romance on her plate (even though she’s obviously sorta interested HAHAHA).

I mean I like that they do get together in the end (obviously, I was the biggest G/V shipper in the old days lol) but that their friendship felt highlighted first and foremost was always meaningful to me personally lol.

Also to backtrack, it’s still hilarious that ChiChi was suspicious of Videl until she found out she was rich. ICONIQUE.

 Goten is the cutest little kid ARGHHHH. I love him so much.

One thing about watching the series in Japanese is that I miss out on the dub’s terrible rapping attempts by Gohan and frankly that is PEAK COMEDY.

Videl sounds 10x cuter in the original, too, now that I think about it. And Hercule sounds much more serious (despite his comedic relief character) which is a great contrast actually.

Announcer man is a fave too btw. I love him.

Backtracking again but Vegeta at the beginning of this arc was actually not as much of an asshole as I remember him being in the dub. But also why is his voice so smooth?? LOL.

Currently on the Trunks vs. Goten fight episode where Videl is like “WTF” about everything. I kinda feel bad for her, but I like that while her not knowing what’s going on is part of the comedy aspect of the episodes, she’s never treated like she’s stupid for it. For all of DBZ’s faults I will say some characters were done surprisingly well.

[soul-of-the-sanada]

obey me brothers and picking up a new hobby

a/n: I can't sleep so have this

starting a new hobby because you're bored with the regular day to day, or someone's feeling inspired? who knows why anyone does anything.

lucifer 

lucifer would want to do something classy. maybe he'd offer to learn an instrument with you, or teach you something he knows. 

i think he'd enjoy some kinda craft where he can use his hands. maybe throwing clay, sitting there shaping it in his hands gives him a good sense of control and that's important to him. downside is he'd throw out anything with the slightest imperfection. 

mammon

whatever you want to do, mammon is with you every step of the way. and vice versa which makes picking out a new hobby for the two of you just plain exhausting.

i bet you could get this guy into hardcore couponing. he'd be the type to whip out that huge binder. everything is color coded by store/purpose/intended recipient/etc. 

he'd be really interested in antiquing. who knows what kind of treasure he might find, that would undoubtedly make him a quick grimm on the auction sites. 

levi

pls just let him go back to his room and play games

but not really. he's willing to go out, he just doesn't want to do anything physical. 

i think he'd like to take up something arty. he already does his own sewing and designing so maybe some kind of drawing class where he can design his own manga. you could easily sweet talk simeon into letting him do a special edition graphic novel of tsl. 

satan

idk I just get birdwatching vibes from him. he'd love tracking migration patterns and learning about native species. Satan would also learn birdcalls so he and belphie can signal each other for anti-lucifer club shenanigans. probably tries to set dangerous birds lose in the house because it makes lucifer a little crazy. he quickly stops when someone mentions that mc might get hurt. 

asmo

asmo would be all over designing and building miniatures. you want a tiny house, decorated in the best styles? they've got you. a tiny little hol, built to scale, where asmo pretends their brothers care about their fashion and design advice. there's little minis of the entire family and when someone misbehaves (mammon), their little figure gets put in time out in the crypt. 

beel

beekeeping. it's a pretty chill hobby, and he's generally a pretty chill person. he's a bit in tune, thanks to his demon form being insectoid. it's also good for him in the way of the bees making him honey. they love him so much, he gets so much honey. everything is sticky. send help.

belphie

photography. another pretty relaxed hobby. his biggest problem is getting sleepy if he has to wait for a while to get his shot. he would prefer to stick to nature sources because less people to deal with. his favorite shot is one he got of mc and beel silhouetted against a setting sun on their way home from RAD. he'd also learn how to develop his own film. 

[glossysoap]

So sorry for this rant, but I need to get this off my chest and I feel so so safe here.

My stupid nurse ass needs to stop telling people about my craziest days 😭 9/10 times people tell me to "shut the fuck up", "who asked you", and finally "if I wanted an opinion I would ask your pimp" which first of all ????? Wat? My pimp? I'll remember that next time you end up in my emergency room. Like I can't help it. ... You're talking about a certain subject that I happened to have experienced in a different fashion than you. Especially when you're asking opinions on it! I'm going to give you mine and why I don't like that thing. Sorry you didn't want to hear why I don't wear claw clips in the car. Sorry you didn't like when I said why I would never partake in sounding my husband 😭 why the fuck would you ask me my opinion on things when you know the general area my answer is going to be in???? You know my profession. You know damn well I've seen shit. Shit that you wouldn't think of. I've seen enough shit in a month, that would make a new Saw movie. Stop telling me to shut the fuck up when you ASKED me.

Also. Pisses me right the fuck off when I tell them advice like, "yeah don't do that. If you wanna separate your lashes after mascara, don't use a safety pin for the love of God. Use a lash separation tool." Like dude we live in Japan. Earthquakes are practically daily. Why are you putting a needle to your eye? And they tell me, stfu. BUT THEN. They'll see a video talking about that on insta and say "why haven't you told me this before???" Be so for real right now. IDidTellYouAsshole.

I swear to fucking Satan! Next time these assholes ask me advice then tell me to STFU, who asked me, I'm going to start breaking bones. And they need to remember

I'm an ex-army nurse. I can name every single bone in their body while breaking them

I need a new friend group I swear 😭 this one's no good anymore.

oh my GOD i was already on your side but EVEN MORE so when you brought up the claw clips!!!!! yes!! pls no one wear them in a car! you will get stabbed in the head if you get in a car crash! 😟

the gall they had to be salty when you told them that??? sorry no one wants you (your friends) to die???

and the fact that they ASK for your opinion??? like ma’am what did you THINK? what answer did you think you were gonna get??

OH MY GOD the insta thing? oh my god no i could never talk to them again, i would be fuming

your patience is god tier.

[i-loves-2dguys]

Obey Me OC Headcanons (Part 1)

Author’s Note: So to start my Obey Me fanfics, I’m gonna write out this headcanon in order to describe how well I would get along with each character. I’m not including Thirteen, Mephistopheles or Raphael cuz idk em that well-

But also the fanfics will be “x Reader” cuz I want y’all to feel included <3 (sorry if the personality doesn’t match tho)

Two parts cuz it’s so long-

Part 2

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Lucifer

At first, it was hard to communicate with him due to his coldness

But after a bit, we start talking more by discussing about the brothers

We get along for the most part, except for when I get involved in pranks and mishaps with the brothers

As someone who tends to get good grades, I feel like I would avoid so many lectures from him 😎

Only lectures I would get is getting proper sleep and eating properly

Visits him from time to time while he works to make sure he’s taking care of himself too (no hypocrisy will be allowed)

Helps discipline the brothers in a more peaceful way

Will try to convince him to do the same

Oldest sibling 🤝

Gives him motivational messages so that he can have a nice day

Moon 🌙 x Moon 🌙

Mammon

Instantly connect due to his fun personality

Cuz he’s Mammon ofc

Actually lets him have Grimm but on the condition that he spends it properly and gives a lil kiss

We hang out a lot for studying, shopping, eating at a restaurant, etc

Flirts with him and compliments him just to see him blush 🤭

A little surprised that he has a crush on me, but it’s so obvious too

Defends him from his brothers and comforts him with affirmations afterwards 🙏

Loves to see his hands and feel them (I love his jewelry covered hands so much)

Collects every magazine with a photo of him

Simps as much as he simps (simp synchronization)

Goes to the casino with him just to make sure his debt doesn’t increase that much

I would let him be my first fr

Best friends to lovers 🫶

Levi

GAMER PALS

You’re weird? IM WEIRD TOO :D

He’s a lil emo at first but I just gotta act my weirdest and bam! Status is now fellow weirdo

Shares memes and references

Gaming nights are very often cuz yes 👍

Spends a lot of time with him cuz 1: I’m an introvert and 2: he’s so lonely 🥺

Cleans his room sometimes just to help his mental health

Helps him find any rare items

Cosplay together :D

Pays at least half of what Mammon owes him

Compliments him at least once a day to help heal his insecurities 🫶

Kisses his cheek often to show my love for him

Weirdo couple ✨ (but in a not cringe way)

Satan

YOUR BEAUTY NEVER EVER SCARED ME

I see his sin as a part of him and not ALL of him

He has much more to offer and I wanna remind him that 😔

Plus I have anger issues too-

Yk I always wanted to read books but I didn’t know which ones to read

I would probably ask Satan to recommend some as a way to get closer to him 🤭

Helps him find cats and gets them close enough to pet them

They might start a lil book club where they discuss the same book they’re reading or decide which one is better

Cleans his hoard of books from time to time and leaves a lil map to help him find em easily

Hopeless romantics 🤝

Cat cafe dates :)

We write each other poems >:)

Poetic rizz duo 😎

Asmo

Besties!

It was instant connection due to love for fashion and slaying 💅

I want some makeup advice cuz I’m still a noob at it

Would def also ask for a skin care routine

Paint my nails too? 🥺

Shopping :D (cuz why not? we’re rich)

I mostly see him platonically, but he can kiss me :)

We have fashion shows so we can see what outfits we would slay in ✨

Would go clubbing with him if I felt really sociable

Is involved in his fan club

Two pretty best friends 🫶

Beel

My himbo <3

I love to eat as much as he eats 🤝

And he wouldn’t make me feel bad about it :)

I think our constant running into the kitchen would make us pals

I can’t cook much but I definitely can bake a lot

A bunch of restaurant dates

We could make mukbang videos fr 🤭

Helps him work out

Works out with him too sometimes

Have snacks in my bag just for him 🙏

Gentle giant x their protector

Belphie

I trusted you smh 😒

I personally headcanon a fight with him after I come back to life

But then we’re good :)

He’s a demon so what can you do?

Also very adorable 😊

I would happily nap with him since I’m tired 24/7 😴

As a touch starved person, I would appreciate the cuddles

Enemies to friends to lovers? 🧐

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Note: I ran out of ideas towards the end but yk this is an introduction after all! I don’t know how many people will read this but thank you if you <3 I’ll be back again when I finish making an official fanfic so until then cya!

[devildom-fashion-week]

thank you so so so much for what you’re doing i’m insanely grateful 🙏🏻 thank you thank you thank you!!

Aaaaahhhh, thank you thank you thank you!!!! 😭😭😭💚💚💚💚

I know it's probably not obvious for you guys but I'm entirely f2p, meaning I have to put a lot of time & effort into this game to even have a chance to get all of the outfits, but hearing people say they enjoy what im doing here makes it all worth it. So thank you so much for taking the time to send me your ask, you have no idea how much it means to me!! ���🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Also I couldn't live with myself knowing that some of you would never get to experience Lucifer saying things like 'maybe you should try begging?' lmao

[guadalupehesus]

SPARE

On the other hand, the fact that you and Meghan are trying to make money, Harry, is good. I don’t see anything wrong with making money, as long as you don’t have to walk on the heads of your loved ones.

Lacking funds, I was unable to purchase your book, Harry. I tried to listen to those bloggers who discussed your book. Regarding aggression from your brother. He pushed you and you fell into the dog bowl. Unlike many, I believe what you say, Harry, as I believe that in raising William as a future monarch, the Palace may have raised a prince with a big ego. And considering who you were in your past lives, you didn't like the idea of ​​being a spare. This happens when there are favorites in the family. However, ordinary people like me, Harry, will not understand your claims and will consider it ingratitude to fate itself. Because no one kept you on a leash in the Palace and you could have started a new independent life at any moment, but without going to Oprah. Trust me: Oprah was too much.

And one more thing, Harry. Even if you are not destined to rule England, you could work on the behavior that has given you a bad reputation in the world. Sorry, but the way you and your wife behave does not climb into any gates. In business, men who are not responsible for their words are not respected. No principles is the lot of a weak. You have lost the respect of your family. But you have lost respect on the world stage too. Listening to the advice of a smart wife and helping your wife discredit your brother’s name are two different things. Yes, now Satan and treacherous and greedy people like Satan rule the roost. But sooner or later, Harry, honor and dignity will come back into fashion again. After all, no one wants to be deceived and be crap.

Asel

[violetduchess]

Mermaid Headcanons

Summary: General Headcanons of obey me! Characters as mermaids.

Note: Surprise it's Mermay. Enjoy this piece of fiction free of charge. Also feel free to just pop on by my inbox, I don't bite.🙃

In this AU, the characters from Obey Me! are mermaids who live in the vast underwater kingdom of the Reefdom. Each character has their own unique set of traits and abilities that make them well-suited to life in the ocean depths.

1. Diavolo - As the prince of the Devildom, Diavolo is the most powerful mermaid in the kingdom. He has the ability to control the tides and summon powerful storms, making him a force to be reckoned with. Despite his immense power, Diavolo is kind and gentle to those around him, and always puts the needs of his subjects first.

2. Barbatos - As a mer who specializes in divination and prophecy, Barbatos is known throughout the Devildom for his ability to see the future. He can predict upcoming events with incredible accuracy, and is often sought out for advice and guidance by his fellow mermaids. Despite his intense focus on his craft, Barbatos is also a talented musician, and often plays haunting melodies on his harp.

3. Lucifer - As the eldest brother of the demon brothers, Lucifer is a stern and disciplined mermaid who commands respect from all who know him. He is a skilled warrior and strategist, and is always ready to defend his kingdom against any threats. Despite his tough exterior, Lucifer is fiercely protective of those he cares about, and will do anything to keep them safe.

4. Mammon - As the mermaid who oversees the kingdom's treasures, Mammon is an expert in all things valuable and precious. He has an uncanny ability to locate hidden treasures and rare artifacts, and is often called upon to appraise items of great worth. Mammon is also a talented trader and negotiator, and can haggle with the best of them.

5. Leviathan - As the mermaid who oversees the kingdom's technology, Leviathan is a genius inventor who is always creating new gadgets and devices. He has a particular interest in video games and anime, and often incorporates elements from them into his inventions. Despite his love of technology, Leviathan is also a talented artist and writer, and spends much of his free time creating fanfiction and fanart.

6. Satan - As the mermaid who oversees the kingdom's library, Satan is a master of knowledge and learning. He is an expert in all areas of scholarship, and is always happy to share his vast knowledge with those who seek it. Satan is also a skilled storyteller, and often regales his fellow mermaids with tales from ancient history and folklore.

7. Asmodeus - As the mermaid who oversees the kingdom's beauty and fashion, Asmodeus is a glamorous and stylish mermaid who always looks his best. He has an eye for fashion and design, and is always up-to-date on the latest trends. Asmodeus is also a gifted dancer and performer, and often puts on shows for his fellow mermaids.

8. Beelzebub - As the mermaid who oversees the kingdom's food supply, Beelzebub is a talented chef who can whip up a delicious meal from even the most basic ingredients. He is always experimenting with new recipes and flavors, and is constantly in search of the perfect dish. Beelzebub is also a skilled fisherman, and often goes out to sea to catch fresh fish for his meals.

9. Belphegor - As the youngest brother of the demon brothers, Belphegor is a laid-back and easygoing mermaid who loves nothing more than sleeping. He can often be found napping in his cozy bed of seaweed, and is always up for a good nap. Despite his lazy tendencies, Belphegor is also a skilled healer, and can use magic to help those in need.

All rights reserved @violetduchess. All works of fanfiction belong to me, please do not copy, translate or repost any works without my express permission. Thank you.~☆

[ikemen-trifecta]

Obey Me! Brothers If They Were Streamers

As thanks for new followers and sticking with Ikemen Trifecta, I present to you my latest bit of inspirationー demon brothers livestreaming from the Devildom! –Edi

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Belphegor

💻would have a layout with icons that resemble sheep (and you) to create a cozy atmosphere

💻often falls asleep during streams, which allows the chat to wreak havoc (a.k.a. bombard the box with wholesome thoughts about how cute and peaceful he looks)

💻viewers will often see Beel or MC drape a blanket over him at some point

Beelzebub

💻really enjoys mukbangs (Mammon would be jealous of how many donos he gets for simply eating)

💻loves doing collabs with Belphie

💻streams last between 2-6 hours due to the food delivery people working so hard to supply for the mukbangs

Asmodeus

📱has a Devilgram account for makeup tutorials and fashion advice (“With a face like this, how could I not show it off?”)

📱will often have MC stand in instead of a mannequin head (because he loves them that much) when doing hair styling tutorials

📱also does totally killer nail videos💅✨

Satan

📱does travel vlogs and recommends a lot of literature

📱would drag MC along the streets to search for cats to be featured and insist on getting every angle of him petting, holding, and cuddling them

📱gets sad streaming alone (and in general) when MC has to go back to the human world for summer vacation, but makes the most of it by spending time with his brothers during trips

Leviathan

🖥️streams Ruri-chan discussions/analyses and/or affiliated games (with all his figurines in the background, of course)

🖥️gets carried away a lot, but never bans anyone for having a different opinion

🖥️also does cosplay tutorials of his favourite characters with makeup help from Asmo

Mammon

📱can’t afford a proper laptop or PC, so he gives tours of the House of Lamentation or the academy

📱naturally begs for donations (which he thinks is subtle, but really isn’t)

📱”Like, subscribe, and donate to help a demon in need bring Goldie back to life!”

Lucifer

💻is new to streaming, but seemed to become popular in North America overnight (I wonder why~)

💻always does chatting streams (he could set up a proper gaming PC if he wanted to, but he likes keeping it simple)

💻invites MC sometimes, which makes a lot of viewers envious or fangirl over how lucky they are

[angeltreasure]

I hope it’s ok to vent or ask for advice or just be kind of stressed right now but this might be so stupid idk can I be saved with tattoos? I’ve always been really artistic and before I knew Christ I just had a lot of friends who had them and it was just kind of the norm for me for a while so I got some again, mostly because I like designing etc and I have a church that couldn’t care less to be honest but every so often I go onto social media or come into constant with a Christian / Catholic or someone who says it’s disgusting or horrible like I don’t have random times where I HATE myself for it or whatever and ever time I remind myself and know belivers who have them I hear someone speak like this or say it’s a terrible sin etc etc and my heart drops and I want to cry and hide and I feel less than any other person in the church :(

If you want to become a Christian by having a valid baptism, you can have tattoos. Jesus never turned anyone away from sitting at His table. There is also nothing across any denomination that says if you want a valid Baptism you can’t have tattoos. Those people online that are coming at you claiming to be Christians themselves are not truly Christian at all. If someone wants to become a Christian, who are we to judge them, to shun them, and turn them away to the point where you cry and feel what you’re feeling now? Those people should be ashamed of themselves for what they’ve done by twisting the eternal word of our God to mock you. I want to apologize in their place for the way they treated you. It is through Baptism of living water that we are saved. You can be any color, male or female, race, ethnicity, age, disabled or non-disabled, rich or poor, job or no job, no matter what your past beliefs or current beliefs, no matter what clothing you wear or what ink you may have on your skin, etc. I think tattoos have a potential to be beautiful depending on what they are and why it was chosen. I wouldn’t turn you away. You have a place at His table if you want to be saved. I know this has been weighing heavily on your heart these past two days, so I want to be the one to extend my hand in peace to welcome you to knowing God.

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The tips I would obviously give and remind you of:

- remember that tattoos are permanent so be very sure on what that image will be. If you have any you regret, you can always cover them up with a new tattoo or laser it off but I hear laser is very painful. If money is an issue, there are other ways to cover up the unwanted tattoos by clothing and make up.

- if you feel a current tattoo may be sinful, bring it to our Lord in prayer. If you become Catholic in the future, you can bring it to Confession. All sins can be forgiven except blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. God isn’t going to turn you away or get mad at you, He loves you no matter what and is always by your side.

- absolutely avoid getting any tattoos with Satanic imagery, the occult, sins like lust and pornography, gore, cults, and other imagery like Nazi symbols, etc. you may also want to avoid getting tattoos in foreign languages unless you can absolutely be sure of what it says is correct.

- avoid tattoos of names of your current boyfriend or girlfriend or best friend. These people can come and go (unless you get married of course!).

- people forget that sometimes when you get surgery like my step father did, they actually had to do tiny tattoo dots on his skin.

- I’ve also seen a story of where these Christian women got tattoos in order to avoid being forcely convert them to Islam! Since they stood up for God and their faith, those tattoos literally saved their lives by the grace of God. You can read about that here:

- we also have evidence of Christian pilgrimages where you could get tattoos the old fashion way along the Holy Land and there is also a rich history! Like what BBC said:

Anddddd remember that I love you and God loves you.

[bardnuts]

NEW CHAPTER

Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan - Chapter 4 - katabatic - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]

Ch 4 of a fic in which Durge fails to find anyone except Astarion on the day after the crash and they have to rough it in the wilderness alone together for a while

It’s the hardest lock you’ve had to pick in years, and you really don’t want to turn your back on him long enough to do it. Every time this mad bard leaves your line of sight, you, Astarion, are transfixed by the horrible certainty of imminent murder. 

Not even Cazador’s demented skeleton jailor Godey has you this on edge all the time, but there is something wrong with this man. He’s standing behind you now, rocking back and forth on his heels in the sand and singing to himself (very quietly, but only because you already told him to shut up twice). You’ve broken two lockpicks already and the third snaps off in your hand as Twill lets out a bark and doubles over coughing.

You jump a foot in the air and spin around, unable to conceal your rage and unease even though it’s vital, absolutely vital, that you do nothing to alienate this human, even though your very survival depends on his protection. “What was that?” 

Tears are streaming from Twill’s eyes. He thumps his chest. “Sorry,” he wheezes. “Fly—went into my mouth—” 

“Never mind. Just keep it down, will you?” You’re smoothing yourself over, pulling your voice back down to a more acceptable register. “A master is at work here.” 

You bend to the lock again. His eyes burn like sunlight on the back of your neck. You can sense, through your shared parasite, something black and unspeakable thrashing just beneath the surface of Twill’s thoughts. Your instincts are tested, true, rarely flat-out wrong: you’re afraid of him for a reason. 

You’re afraid of a man who chokes on flies, and you’re furious about it. 

The fourth lockpick does it. The doors in the cliff face crack and expel a puff of dust as you push them inward. Sunlight penetrates a gray interior, thick with cobwebs and silence, and flows over the lid of an ornate casket at the center of a long chamber. 

Home sweet home, almost.

You step back and beckon the bard. “After you. Assuming you’ve finished sampling the local wildlife.” 

“Oh, this will be fun,” says Twill, breezing past you. “I’ve never done a good old-fashioned grave-robbing before.” 

His lute jangles as he walks. His outfit has been embroidered—with frustrating skill—in colors that should make your eyes bleed. He moves with a sense of incaution and ineptitude better suited to a toddler with nothing to lose. You’re so entranced by your own profound dislike for this man that you don’t notice the vents in the floor until it’s too late. 

“Wait—ah!” You abort your frantic lunge towards Twill as he steps on the raised plate surrounding the vent and the resulting click sends a jolt of terror up your spine. 

“What?” asks Twill.

“Traps.” 

Twill looks at his feet, where a puddle of greasy slime is oozing steadily from the vent in the floor. “Not really effective, though, are they?” 

You can’t kill him, you need him. You can’t kill him, you need him.

“Ehm,” you say. “I have a feeling that the horrible goo is only part one of our demise, and I’m not keen on initiating part two. So shall we watch our step?” 

“You have experience in tomb raiding?” 

“Let’s say I have experience in tombs.” 

To his credit, and your chagrin, he takes your advice literally and begins moving across the chamber with exaggerated care, frowning at his own boots. Then something pulls his attention to the western wall. “What’s that? Looks valuable.” 

“Watch where you’re stepping, you—augh!” Your feet betray you and you slip in the grease puddle, landing flat on your back and cracking your skull against the flagstone floor. For a moment all you hear is a high ringing noise. Then animal terror grips you once again and you struggle upright, looking around frantically because you have allowed your attention to lapse and he might already be lunging toward you with a stake to bury in your heart—

His head pops over the top of the sarcophagus in the center of the chamber. “That sounded nasty. You all right?” 

“Fine!” you snap. “All is well and good here, no thanks to you. Just don’t touch anything else.” Most of the floor is now covered in what you suspect to be a highly flammable slime. You get to your feet with upmost care, glaring daggers at the back of Twill’s head as he returns to his rummaging. 

It isn’t entirely his fault. You’ve been in an abominable mood all day. Because you’re hungry. You’re trying not to think about how you can hear the blood pounding in Twill’s veins, or how tempted you are to lunge at him while he has his back turned, to sink your fangs into that supple-looking neck. 

You can’t kill him, you need him.

You need blood, too. 

You’re a slave to your hunger, even if Cazador is far away. The very thought makes you want to retch. But you’ve never fed on a sapient creature before, never a humanoid, just … rats. And corpses. And this freak of a human has his back turned to you. Maybe you don’t need him. You could drain him dry and leave him here, and no one would ever be the wiser. 

Move quick. Move quiet.

You slip in the grease again and hit your head. 

“Careful over there,” calls Twill. “Say, what do you think the going price is for butt oil in rural villages?”

Your hunger has been overridden by a splitting headache. “…What?” 

Across the room, Twill holds up a small glass vial shaped like a phallus. “There’s a whole crate full of these. Say, you don’t think … no …” His voice trails away as he gazes down at the quarter-inch of slime coating the flagstones. 

“Oh, good gods,” you say. “Whose tomb is this?” 

“Don’t know, but we can find out—shit!” Twill’s jovial tone cuts into a hiss of pain and he jerks his hand from the crate. A ribbon of blood slides down the back of his hand and up his sleeve. “Well, the whole bottom layer is in pieces, so we’ll just have to take what we can carry, I suppose.” 

You can’t reply. Your brain is full of static. You can feel it rising, the feral hunger that will turn you into an animal, a gasping, twitching thing with no thoughts in its head, only blood, only thirst. There’s a voice in your head, an old and familiar one. Look how easy it is to make you forget yourself, boy. Can’t handle a little thirst? A little deprivation? You think you’ll ever be worthy of true power?

“Here, catch.” 

Instinctively, you do. It is, beyond the shadow of a doubt, a vial of butt oil. 

With a sharp gasp, you come back to yourself and smash the vial against the sarcophagus for good measure. “We’re not taking this. Are you insane?” 

“Well—”

“Don’t, don’t answer that.” In a panic, you paper over your hunger with mania and dart around the sarcophagus, scanning the shadows of the tomb for anything that might be worth taking. “There has to be something in here we can sell. Come on. Come on!” 

“I say we start with the obvious,” says Twill. “If I were dead, I’d want to keep my valuables close.” He makes his way carefully across the grease and reaches for the lid of the sarcophagus.

You seize his wrist. He stiffens.

“I said, don’t touch anything,” you whisper. 

His blood is warm and wet under your fingers, his pulse a siren song. You’re as startled by the contact as he is. He’s watching you sharply, not with fear but something more akin to a predator’s caution glinting deep in those honey-brown eyes. One wrong move, and you’re both dead. 

Drink. Feed. Consume.

You release him. It almost leaves you giddy with relief—you can control yourself, after all. You’re not an animal. You’re not an animal. 

Not anymore.

“Let me take care of it,” you say. “I can see a mechanism here, just under this lip. Do you see?” 

He bends down and cranes his neck. “What, that?” 

“It might be a trap. So, stand back, and watch the master at work.” You kneel as you fish your tools from your pocket and twist to reach the spring-loaded trigger set under the lid of the sarcophagus. Your fingers are spotted with blood. Your hands are shaking. Your thumb slips. 

Click. 

“Oh.” Your voice seems to come from a long way away. “Shit.”