#satan lucifer antonblast

[churchofsatansass]

hot take, this blog seems like the right place to send it: crimson/magenta satan is waaaay sexier than red satan. red satan really fell off

Satan's Lucifer form (the red form) is more conventionally attractive than his normal form... but yeah, I definitely find his normal form superior. I like his larger frame and his skin tone way more.

You know how Satan bragged about being handsome when he was young? Imagine that Lucifer form but as an angel and you'd pretty much get what this guy used to look like, I think. I honestly think Satan only got better with age, like a fine wine. Or maybe I just really like old, fat men...

[down-to-helltown]

Gonna do character headcanons for funsies, and of course I'm starting with the big guy himself; Satan!

-I headcanon that Heaven exists in Antonblast (cant have Hell without a Heaven) and that Satan was once an angel like in a lot of biblical texts. Back then he was called Lucifer and he was cast out for being way too prideful; and given his personality in-game, that hasn't changed! Also don't call him Lucifer, he *really* hates that.

-Aside from his insecurity about his redness, Satan's actually very proud of his body and looks! Sure, that rotund physique is mainly down to stress eating (running Hell is a stressful job) but he takes a *lot* of pride in his body. He usually responds to comments about his weight with things like "There's just more of me to worship!" (just don't poke fun at his weight or redness, that's a good way to end up as a stomped out stain on the floor)

-He never really hired the moles as minions, they just kept showing up (Hell *is* underground) and he got tired of having to destroy them; so now he just has them as a very expendable workforce. They follow him purely out of fear, unlike the big bosses, who *mostly* like and respect him.

-Much like that 'finding a mate' voiceline would imply, Satan is single and *hates* it. To him, he's got good looks and a great personality, there should be people fighting to be his lover! Plus it gets lonely down in Hell, he could use some company that aren't imps or moles. That said he is rather picky, if he's finding a woman (or man, because Satan is totally bi) they gotta be *almost* as beautiful and smart as him.

-His horns and tail are tender spots to him, and he usually doesn't like having them touched. Grabbing hold of his horns will make him lightheaded, and yanking on his tail will cause him to get weak in the knees. They're good ways to weaken him, but for the love of all that is unholy don't grab his tail to do this; he alway falls on his *ass*

[churchofsatansass]

I wholeheartedly believe that Satan lost his redness when he fell from Heaven. Something he took great pride in and would be perfect to strip away as punishment. Also the fandom will go wild if Summit not only confirms but adds that Anton inherited Satan's lost red hue.

We've seen his little angel sprite whenever struck by lightning.

A red archangel, stripped of his redness, his redness gifted to a mere human? Ooh, that would SUCK for Satan...

But man, what a weird idea. Technicolor angels... imagine them being in all the colors of the rainbow in heaven. Lucifer being the reddest being and greatly priding himself on it until he falls...

... wouldn't it be really funny if it turned out Adam looked an awful lot like Anton, right down to the redness, and that's why Satan fell to begin with? He was jealous the first human as just as red as him. But then they stopped making humans red for a while because they didn't want a repeat of Satan's uprising against heaven. I dunno...

Adam and Eve looking like Anton and Annie would kill me from hilarity.