#satan fren! satan fren!

[dasspaceace]

It's #PotluckSecretSatan2024 time!

I got to draw Grayson for @throwaway6942069 - as well as some fun extras of Xela & Aeri being adorable, & the trio of Ignatius, Stephina & Ismon being hams

[dasspaceace]

MY SCALY CHAOS CHIIIIIILD!

well. One of em anyway.

GO LOVE ON ABRAXAS CUS THEY'RE AMAZING.

Tim Copperscales done for @dasspaceace in a “Draw The OC Above” event! Tim is so charming I fell in love with the little guy the moment I saw him.

[betterfettered]

Hello! How are you?

If requests are still open then would it be ok for me to ask how the brothers would react to reader already having a partner they’re serious about from before they met? Of course if that’s too many characters for you then you can just choose whoever you like though!

Thank you in any case and I hope you have a lovely day!

Hello fren! I’m kinda tired, the work week has been loooong. Send me ur energy like goku with the spirit bomb

Let’s go let’s go I’m gonna assume this is another human you loved before

(Gn!reader x AMAB!yandere)(Gn!SO)(noncon)(violence against reader)(gaslighting)(18+ readers only please, mdni)[This is fetish content and rape and abuse are disgusting and inexcusable in real life.]

Yandere!Lucifer:

(God I wanted to fight him so bad after he said this.)

If you ended up spending more time with your SO than him, disobeying him on account of your SO, or talking about your SO too much, you’ll end up wounding his pride (uh oh). At first he would give you warnings, maybe a few punishments, and then outright tell you that he is going to murder your SO if you continue to shirk on your duties as a spouse, you would know that he’s completely serious when he says that. He’ll also start to make you wear engagement rings and send you back to the human world in clothing that he has picked out for you, just to make sure that your SO understands their place in your life as a side ho. As long as he still feels like he has the most of your attention and the most control over you, he’d allow you to “frolic around with that human”.

Yandere!Mammon would be a nervous wreck. He would be so clingy and so forcefully affectionate, always pulling you into his lap or grabbing your face to kiss you. How could you even care about that dumb, weak human when you don’t even have a pact with them? Mammon was your first, after all! He’d constantly tell you to say that you love him and how special he is to you. Whenever you were planning to go back to the human world, he would sabotage your trip in any way possible, even if that meant partially debilitating you so you couldn’t teleport with magic. Yandere!Mammon is one of the most likely to get so jealous that he kills your SO, though he would try to play it off like he knew nothing about it (and fail). He’s also going to talk all kinds of smack about your SO and how much of a loser they are.

Yandere!Levi is probably the worst one to deal with in a case like this because he would turn the gloominess up all the way. He won’t stop comparing himself to your SO, talking about how obviously you would never love someone like him, how he should just go die because he’s so worthless. You might notice him making half hearted attempts to copy your SO (like wearing his hair the same way as them), and you will definitely notice that he is seriously stalking your SO on social media. Like multiple accounts monitoring them across multiple platforms – bro bro has memorized your SOs resume from LinkedIn and everything. He may try to manipulate you into making out or sex or letting him grope your chest and thighs by saying that he will die if he can’t have some more of you, and if you say no he will do it anyway, mumbling the whole time about how horrible he is, how he’s a total creep, how this is obviously why you hate him. Paradoxically, though, Levi will probably get angry at you if you say you love him, because he thinks you’re lying. If you really love him, you’ll come to his room and take your clothes off and straddle his lap while he’s in his gamer chair, and you’ll pet his head and cover his face in kisses while he plays a video game online.

Yandere!Satan would pretend that he didn’t mind, but he would be an asshole about your SO and towards you all the time. He would be really frustrated that you have chosen this other human. He’ll criticize you and your SO and your relationship relentlessly, pointing out every little flaw and clearly growing gleeful when his words are bothering you. If you pushed back on what he was saying, he would get angry, of course, but his punishments would be really bizarre and unfitting. If you keep arguing him down, for example, he'll drag you to his room, chain and gag you, and make you listen to him talk about something that takes him thirty minutes to connect back to his original point about your SO. He feels too emotionally vulnerable about you having someone else to be honest about his feelings, so (much like his relationship with Lucifer) he would try to annoy and humiliate you just to have your attention for a moment, but this is not sustainable for him. Eventually he’d be overwhelmed by his emotions and desires for you and force you to stay away from your SO, even if he needs to hurt you really badly to do so. After that it won’t be much time until he admits his feelings for you, probably as an explanation after nonconning you a few times.

Yandere!Asmo will find your SO, charm them, and then fuck them. He’ll send you videos of it, the sound of your SO moaning his name, blowing him, cumming for him. He’d fuck your SO in your room, too, especially when he was expecting you to come back and walk in on it. Believing his own bullshit, he’d tell you that he did it because he’s open to polyamory or something like that*, but then he’d name any negative emotion that you have about the situation as jealousy. You’re jealous of him that he’s so beautiful, that your SO loves him more than you now, that neither he nor your SO ever needed you, really. You’re jealous, and it’s really sad how insecure you are, he’d tell you while cradling you in his arms and rocking you back and forth. Don’t worry – he loves you anyway, even if your SO doesn’t anymore. So just stay with him, the only person who can accept what a nasty person you can be, and don’t ever again think about running off with someone who will never love you like he does.

Yandere!Beel will ask you a lot of questions about your SO, and then announce that he does not like or trust them. He’ll insist on accompanying you any time you go back to visit them, and be extremely over protective. Maybe it would seem kind of sweet at first, but it would quickly become alarming. He tells your SO not to touch you, not to feed you, not to even *breathe* in your direction. He’ll tell you often that he doesn’t trust your SO, and wants to stay by your side to keep you safe. You’ll find yourself wrapped in really tight hugs before bed, your outfits being checked carefully before you go out in the rain or cold, and Beel calling you several times throughout the day to hear your voice and be updated on what you’re doing. He’ll say he’s just really worried about you and is restless when he can’t see you, but probably won’t confess his growing obsession with you for now.

 Theres like a 50/50 chance Yandere!Belphie will just murder your SO straight out the gate LOLOL Assuming he doesn’t, Belphie is a bit of a brat, so every. single. time. you go to see your SO, it’s going to be a struggle with him. First he’ll sleep on top of you, then get aggressive when you try to get up, then bite you, hard, then pin you down and tell you its not long before he really loses it, before he can’t take your callous selfishness any more. If you continue to insist, Belphie will use some sloth bby magic to put you to sleep and fill your dreams with gruesome nightmares of him kissing and groping you while he’s covered in your SO’s blood and flesh. If you continue to insist even upon waking, he will make that a reality for you. Your best chance is to go when he’s sleeping, though you’ll know that only means something awful awaits you when you return home.

*in case it was not clear this is a front on Asmo's part and I don’t think that poly people are really like this

What do you think anon? Are you going to break things off with your SO or try your luck?

Pls send in more requests and questions! 🙇🏾‍♀️

[starseedpatriot]

“Israel is last” because it is the card that brings down the entire house.

The Mossad HQ was just destroyed - I do not believe that was a coincidence.

That happens at the same time HRC randomly brings up Pizzagate, and we have a massive port strike which I don’t personally believe has a damn thing to do with wages and/or automation.

(You didn’t think her USSS codename was “Evergreen” because of pine trees, did you?)

Zionist Israel and their mechanisms of control are being exposed to a level it never has been.

The Zionists are behind all of it … The trafficking, blackmail, corruption - ALL. OF. IT.

“I’m going to pull the whole thing down. I’m going to bring the whole fucking diseased corrupt temple down on your head. It’s going to be Biblical.”

Biblical it shall be.

Pray, frens. We are entering the final leg. The stage is set, and there is no going back. There will be turbulence - this enemy isn’t just going to fade away. It will do what it must to try and maintain whatever power it can.

Prepare to witness centuries old shackles get removed as we step into a new age devoid of control by power hungry war-mongering Satanic Zionists masquerading as “people of God”.

XPOST

[aressida]

"I can't share this one enough. It's my favorite verse in the Bible, thus far. When Paul refers to strongholds, he's also referring to emotional strongholds that are a part of us. They may be from abuse, embarrassment or any tragic memories that limit us in our decision making.

When we use this scripture to destroy those strongholds that Satan placed in us directly or indirectly, we conquer them. Once we conquer a stronghold, it becomes a base of operations to harness strength from and further serve God's will.

This verse goes deep, frens. I hope you all took something from my (and Ray Higdon's) interpretations of it. 👍❤️🙏" - Shane Prep.

[dasspaceace]

AAAAAAAAA! CHAOS KOBOLD!

Another outfit design, this time featuring Tim Copperscales, a kobold artificer/rogue who belongs to @dasspaceace ! I love artificers so much what can I say~

[stripedscribe]

WIP Tag Game

Rules: In a new post, list the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I was tagged by @42donotpanic! Thanks fren!

Somehow, mostly through the power of WIP Warriors, this list is shrinking!

Immortal Matt AU

MerMatt3

Love

Secret Satan (No asks for this one is sicrit) Kill A Character Bingo (Megadoc, will list fics actually started/planned below)

KAC - Bucketlist

KAC - Ten Years Later

KAC - Canon Compliant Pet Bingo (Megadoc, no fics planned currently)

Tagging @ravenmold, @missmoochy, @udekai, @blissful-thinker, @seaglassxng, @feenyxblue, @inkforhumanhands

[kam-kkushka]

new slut drop⁉️

hey frens 🤭 i just finished the first flat color of my new oc, so i'm gonna post ha here!

introducing, asha! mainly intended to be my mc for awb and favor. they are a WIP so anything is subject to change! i’m not really happy with their design but i was drawing this for like 3-4 hours and said fuck it i’m exhausted 💀

some info/canons on them, and the flat color under the cut

20 y/o they/them

nepo baby. family rich but not famous. (somewhat) street smart, but math is their worst subject. undecided major.

actually has eldritch genetics that they just... don't know about. it's kraken-like. even if they did know, they probably wouldn't do anything about it.

has an ex-girlfriend named hadiya. asha dumped her because hadi's parents were homophobic. they're still 'friends', though. (they still fuck!!! on the regular!!!!! they are NAWT just friends)

is not a very good person, tbh. fails to think of anyone but themselves sometimes

does not care about anything they don't understand. this is both a blessing and a curse for them.

depending on the day, asha is either the kuromi or my melody gf. no in between

has 4 siblings

is working at the local starbucks for fun

has undiagnosed BPD. their favorite person varies depending on which MC i have them as in a game. literally does not notice or care about any and all red flags their FP shows

runs 2 secret tumblrs: 1 for documenting their days, and another for interactions with whoever they're crushing on (not a real crush most of the time, just FP)

became a satanist after they had a bad trip doing shrooms at 17 alone in their bfs closet. claims satan 'cleared the mist' and saved them

the golden child. parents ignored all of their issues because they, too, ignore any and all red flags in things they like

unironically likes milwaukee music

speaking of music, their fav genre is sigilkore

their dream is to get nipple piercings and a tattoo that says "BABE: bad ass bitch & extraordinaire". and to have someone question their gender (they know it won't happen 😭)

also wants to see how human flesh tastes just for the thrill of it

[total-takes-island-takes]

The Thing that Patrick and Fren did in the kitchen is that they had a competition on who can make the best meal. Patrick accidentally turned his meal into a funeral pyre for the chicken he attempted to make. Fren opened the window and made some satanic imagery with the leftover caramel and buttercream from his cake.

Yes, exactly, just some wholesome patfren shenanigans

[dasspaceace]

CHAOS FIREBUG!

CHAOS FIREBUG!

CHAOS FIREBUG!

My part of the art trade with @dasspaceace <<33 the folds were VERY challenging, but I think it turned out alright!

[dasspaceace]

IT'S SECRET SATAN TIME AGAIN BITCHES!

I present Ruby & her adopted chaos child, Kai. These two lovelies belong to @loganinthecorner - go show em some loooove~

[pazaryerigundem]

Jeep® “Avenger e-Hybrid” ile Türkiye’deki ürün gamını genişletiyor

https://pazaryerigundem.com/haber/176060/jeep-avenger-e-hybrid-ile-turkiyedeki-urun-gamini-genisletiyor/

Jeep® “Avenger e-Hybrid” ile Türkiye’deki ürün gamını genişletiyor

Avenger e-Hybrid, 100 HP güç üreten 1.2 litre 3 silindirli motor seçeneği, 48 voltluk lityum iyon batarya ve yenilikçi 6 vitesli çift kavramalı elektrikli şanzıman arasındaki uyum ile yüksek verimlilik sağlıyor. 

İSTANBUL (İGFA) – 2024’ün ilk 5 ayında sınıfının en çok satan elektrikli modeli olmayı başaran 0 elektrikli Jeep® Avenger’ın hibrit motora sahip versiyonu da Türkiye yollarıyla buluşuyor. İlk tamamen elektrikli modeli Avenger’ı geçtiğimiz yıl tanıtan Jeep® markası, şimdi ise Türkiye’de sunmaya hazırlandığı MHEV teknolojisini kullanan Avenger ile iddiasını daha ileriye taşıyor. Haziran ayından itibaren Jeep showroomlarındaki yerini alan Avenger e-Hybrid, markanın yenilikçi ürün gamının daha da genişlemesini sağlayacak.

Yenilikçi MHEV (mild hibrit) motor teknolojisinden güç alan yeni Avenger e-Hybrid, markanın üstün sürüş deneyimini daha düşük CO2 emisyonuyla sunuyor. Yeni Avenger e-Hybrid’e güç veren motor, üstün teknolojisi sayesinde hem konfor hem de performans sunarak çevreci ve kusursuz bir sürüş deneyimi sağlıyor. Otomatik 6 ileri E-DCT6 çift kavramalı şanzıman ve entegre elektrikli motor ile eşleştirilen Avenger e-Hybrid, müşterilerin düşük hızlarda tamamen elektrik motoru ile yol almalarına imkân veriyor.

100 HP güç üreten 1.2 litre 3 silindirli motora sahip Avenger e-Hybrid, 48 voltluk lityum iyon batarya ve yenilikçi 6 vitesli çift kavramalı elektrikli şanzıman arasındaki uyum ile yüksek verimlilik sunuyor. Aracın yenilikçi şanzımanı 21 kW’lık bir elektrik motoru, bir invertör ve merkezi şanzıman ünitesini barındırıyor.

Avenger e-Hybrid’in öne çıkan özellikleri arasında gerçek bir hibrit deneyimi sunan 48V sistem yer alıyor. Aracın yakıt tüketimi sadece 5.1 lt/100 km ile dikkat çekerken motorun her koşulda yüksek performans sunması, sürüş deneyimini daha ileriye taşıyor.

Limited ve Summit donanım seçenekleriyle satışa sunulan Avenger e-Hybrid’in  Limited versiyonunda, 17 inç parlak gümüş alaşım jantlar, full LED reflektör ön farlar, gövde rengi kapı kolları ve gümüş koruma plakaları gibi dış tasarım özellikleri bulunuyor.  

Limited versiyonun kabin içerisinde ise kumaş/vinil premium koltuklar, gümüş rengi gösterge paneli ve iç trimler, deri direksiyon simidi gibi özellikler sunuluyor. Öne çıkan diğer özellikler arasında ise 10.25 inç HD dokunmatik ekran, 10.25 inç full dijital gösterge paneli, otomatik klima, Adaptive Cruise Control (ACC), otonom acil fren desteği, trafik işareti algılama, şerit takip asistanı, sürücü yorgunluk uyarı sistemi, yokuş iniş desteği, Selec Terrain 6 farklı sürüş modu ve autohold özellikli elektrikli park freni yer alıyor.

Avenger e-Hybrid’in Summit donanım paketinde ise Limited donanımına ek olarak 18 inç elmas kesim alaşım jantlar, full LED ön ve arka farlar, karartılmış camlar ve otomatik uzun farlar gibi dış tasarım özellikleri ve kabin içerisinde 8 farklı iç ambiyans aydınlatma seçeneği yer alıyor. Summit donanımda; otomatik kararan dikiz aynası sürüş konforunu arttırırken; anahtarsız giriş ve çalıştırma, kablosuz şarj, kör nokta uyar�� sistemi, 180° geri görüş kamerası (drone view), 360° park sensörleri, ısıtmalı ve katlanır yan aynalar, elektrikli açılabilen bagaj kapağı ve seviye 2 otonom sürüş standart olarak yer alıyor.

Haziran ayından itibaren 1.598.250 TL’den başlayan fiyatlarla Jeep® showroomlarındaki yerini alan Avenger e-Hybrid; Limited versiyonu ile ÖTV muafiyeti kapsamına da giriyor.  Muafiyet kapsamındaki müşteriler 891.000₺ fiyat ile Avenger e-Hybrid sahibi olabiliyor.

BU Haber İGF HABER AJANSI tarafından servis edilmiştir.

[conews]

Mercedes Yedek Parça

Mercedes-Benz'in yedek parçaları, genellikle orijinal ekipman üreticisi (OEM) tarafından üretilen parçalardır ve araçların bakımı, onarımı ve yedek parça ihtiyaçlarını karşılamak için kullanılır. Mercedes-Benz, kendi araçlarının yüksek kaliteli yedek parçalarını üreten ve satan bir dizi tedarikçi ve bayi ağına sahiptir. Bu yedek parçalar, aracın performansını, güvenliğini ve dayanıklılığını sağlamak için tasarlanmıştır.

Mercedes yedek parçaları arasında motor parçaları, şanzıman parçaları, fren sistemleri, süspansiyon parçaları, elektrik ve elektronik bileşenler, iç aksam parçaları, karoser parçaları, camlar, farlar ve diğer aksesuarlar bulunur. Bu parçalar, aracın ihtiyaçlarına ve belirli modeline uygun olarak üretilir.

Mercedes yedek parçalarını satın almak için genellikle Mercedes-Benz bayileri, yetkili servis merkezleri veya özel yedek parça satıcılarına başvurulabilir. Orijinal Mercedes yedek parçaları, aracın garanti kapsamında veya garanti sonrası bakım ve onarım işlemleri için tavsiye edilir. Bu parçalar, aracınızın performansını ve güvenliğini korumak için en uygun seçenektir. Ayrıca, Mercedes yedek parçaları genellikle yüksek kaliteli malzemelerden üretildiği için uzun ömürlü ve dayanıklıdır.

[dappersfm]

thats cool and all, but we need to know how much urine the average adult pisses so we can fill a full 13,500 gallon swimming pool with piss.

Fun Fact:

A standard swimming pool in the good ol' US of A can hold about 13,500 gallons of water. An average human adult contains ~1.5 gallons of blood. With a bit of simple division you will find that it would take the blood of ~9,000 grown adults to fill a swimming pool. And before anybody asks, yes I did make two separate google searches to make this post.

[444namesplus]

Afria̍t Alakkalame Albanduntåg Altel Ambour Amelas Arata Arimost Ayili Azere Azerrovaṇṭi Aṭaromaṭar Bahiá Banesto Bantong Basút Beleterse Belsh Bokor Boutche Bream Burking Caron Carthi Catalmyk Cater Cedish Cehëlame Cehëlanian Cerenbahník Chehëla Ciani Cians Cjava Clatan Clayeishawa Coakkaʻah Coatige Comalatl Comonacey Crelisian Crian Crombo Cugue Cyrgyz Cyrian Czerbydrea Cʼersolchi Daabai Daakha Donian Dukir Dutchern Dutchi Duthi Easse Elaravagāṛī Eletrai Elgagba Etalian Etoṭarian Faino Farisilwaii Fayalia Finyn Flechē Flemboio Flesian Fleståg Flestíche Fletern Frens Fretrabi Frian Frianiandi Frilchhi Gaeindut Gagāḍī Gareter Garian Garimi Garth Garusyn Geoli Grelada Hakik Hectrau Hersian Hianese Hileta Hojcens Hojâs Hortshkor Hosagong Hoshko Htoṭarimi Htéenban Htéens Huatly Hurkikur Hurkmeni Husyn Huǒchojcelu Idagersk Idjazeraki Idonesii Ilassage Ilasút Indinorel Inorman Irgâḍay Irianian Irjibelisha Iseterse Ishko Ishta Ishto Itajo Ithiá Jabasha Japan Jinorinha Junde Junjanian Kacey Kaijavajno Kalanian Katino Khalamese Kkaal Kkaivajizd Kkaʻahník Kolemish Kotalia Kurkish Kuyezd Kyrici Kāʻaan Kōccia Kōccifer Kōcciferbok Kōccit Kˀą́samen Laorse Laortu Lassh Lawah Lianian Licherai Linyno Lodew Loksha Lotaray Lottia Lovaṇṭi Lovet Luxem Macedisha Machche Macʿkʿ Malese Mannau Maxassi Maxosh Mayillis Maṭarelug Maṭaric Melsh Mensiankan Merskoric Milech Mirish Mogiṭār Mokmål Moksh Mokshtą Monesey Mongon Moojâs Moorthi Morgian Morgypt Morian Morsil Moshaltea Moshaw Mánia Mánic Mázaz Nachuvak Ngolcienese Ngulu Norew Norgalantåg Norsian Nynorgyzni Nāiňtug Occifer Ocifei Ociąg Odfay Onterajo Osami Osvassii Otarian Oðíht Oðíhtan Pashkolch Patelgalija Patheh Pereek Perenban Perla Pocien Poestibela Poiyal Polesepoz Poliani Porni Poyeoree Poyid Poyrgeľ Pozcombo Ptiante Ptimelvet Pujarian Pukai Pukazersian Punahník Pundene Purika Pójer Pójibek Pójinys Qaterai Qatian Qatigaṛi Qatogiṭār Qithian Qîtan Raban Rabic Raijava Rakuyghtą Ranian Ratic Ratvijapi Rebre Reinan Rembo Reneseni Renia Renia̍t Roakhmenden Roaki Roatār Romal Romokmese Rovagāḍī Runahník Rungon Rusagāḍī Russam Ryezd Rótjabichē Rótjapan Saapa Sagiṭār Samal Satan Sathi Scoat Scoman Scomboio Sepurmelam Serpoyil Shkin Shkish Shtorwe Siangonica Sicat Silia Silinam Silièchi Sillitār Skotan Slovash Solch Soliji Solturing Songu Sontu Soutcha Squese Sraijapi Sraivagan Srathi Sraukingia Srika Sturimorian Svageolian Swedon Swelinhaz Swesey Tajno Tamese Tarain Tarik Tarpaan Tatal Teamelas Techē Tehëlan Tepuja Terbo Terbok Terbydre Tergi Terlia Terni Terse Teëpchhi Teëpchiluhy Teëpchē Therbydren Thuōi Tiane Tighuǒchhâ Tishtéeni Toatar Tokodstíchi Tokorse Toksh Torgian Toṭar Trabout Traeiz Traiiani Trainga Traiya Trakʼ Tralo Tramelasút Trandu Trane Tranisha Trean Treigring Trela Trelsh Trenian Treto Triand Trigagāḍī Trilectr Trimeash Trinnian Triulu Trèannic Tshazakik Tshtą Tsugu Tsíime Tsíimesetam Tujăs Turdinha Turge Turkmål Tëntechē Tëntoatl Tëntok Tëntonesey Tëntu Tëntåg Tëpche Tūmanda Tẽrean Tẽren Tẽrennan Uferabi Uferme Uguanespasq Ukaabouyghu Ukaing Unanan Undeferbast Urdian Urdung Urduthi Uyghtoṭar Uzbei Uzbelgaḍḍī Vagianishar Vagāṛī Vaṇṭi Vians Vlaorsk Vongan Vonianatam Vozcoake Wahník Wegianah Wegitār Wegiṭār Wegyptian Welgal Yeottin Yilin Yiral Yucarali Yucataapa Zazirilu Začhara Zhuese Zhusami Zhuvaṇṭi Zilugue Ziraboio Zirabur Zirath Zirgian Zirimerse Zirjikan Zucalodfari Zuchecher Zuchingaro Zulind Āgagaṛi Āgalane Āgalmyk Āgaṛi Āggāṛī Ğataanavóz Ğatermest Ğatigaelam Ğatlitagāṛī Ğatār Ğbaan Ğbabo Želanisinha Želaorgit Želatage Želestesti Želgaḍḍī

[lilsweett3a]

Visiting a new art exhibit at the Hirshorn museum with my fren. 🖼️

The Hirshorn always has interesting exhibits. This particular one was dedicated to Edgar Allen Poe which is why there is a giant crow. The words written on the walls almost were like spells. We didn’t stay in that room long because it felt a little satanic. My spirit said RUN. But everything else there was cool.

Edgar Allen Poe had some demons for sure.

~Stef ✨