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You know what? This is for the Stan x Blitzo fans. I want to piss them off. Emberlynn x Blitzo
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Blitzø sighed as he saw that cat nightmare once again yelling at his window at three A.M.
Christ on a stick, did this bitch ever give up?! She had been stalking him for up to a month now and he was at his wits end with this Sinner who couldn't take a hint that he wasn't interested in her. Sure, she was cute in a cat way, he guessed, but her creepy and obsessive personality made her unbearable to be around.
It reminded of a certain horny owl....
No. He's not going there. He's already tried killing her, she keeps coming back, and he's tried hiding. It was time to do what he was afraid to do. Talk to her.
He slunk down his apartment's stairs and came out the back. Emberlynn was belting a love song in his honor while holding a sight that said, I'd die for you again!
Jesus.
"Emberlynn!" Blitzø called out and the girl squealed and tried to hug him as he walked toward her but he sidestepped the bitch before she could touch him.
"Look. Can we sit over there?" Blitzø asked, pointing to a bench. She nodded eagerly, thanking him for finally giving her his attention.
Once they sat down, she tried to kiss him but he pushed her away.
"Look. I'll be fucking blunt," Blitzø began. "I want to ask you a question and I want you to answer honestly. Do you actually like me?"
"Of course I do, Blitzy-kun! You're my soulmate, my dark prince, my—"
"No. I mean really. Do you like me or the idea of me?" Blitzo gestured to his demon attributes, swishing his tail for emphasis. "Would you like me if I wasn't a demon?"
Emberlynn paused as if she was trying to come up with a way to answer but all she could do was stutter. "I—I...uh—"
"Look. Emberlynn, I'm not flattered by any of this. You have to know this. It's creepy and stalkerish, and the fact that I had to kill you a couple times should tell you something."
"....."
"I need you to understand that you need to stop trying to get with me. Stop trying to live out your monster fucker kink. Please." Blitzø looked at her and he saw that she was uncharacteristically quiet. "Emberlynn?"
"Have I really been that bad?" She said softly.
"Yes." Blitzø. He wasn't going to sugarcoat this.
"Oh....." Emberlynn stood up. "I'll...leave you alone now." She walked with her sign and threw it away. She didn't look angry with him but she also didn't look happy.
Blitzø sighed in relief. That went better then he expected.
1 year later.
Blitzø finally felt like his life was doing something good for him. Stolas was out of the picture, apparently letting imps borrow something like the spell book got him cut off from everything that was Goetia. His daughter thrived under her new responsibilities and even had grown closer to her mother. Stolas took what little he had and left for Satan knows where but it was far from him.
Blitzø sighed as he looked through his bills until he came across a letter that was pink. Curiouse, he opened.
Dear Blitzø,
I'm sorry for stalking, harassing, and generally being a terrible person to you. You were right. I only liked you as a fetish. I didn't like you for you. I don't even know you. But, I would like to. You have every right to throw this away and ignore me, but I would love to have coffee this Saturday. If you don't want that, just ignore me and throw it away. This will be the only letter I'm sending anyway. If for some reason you're interested, then you can find me at Starrlucs. On 666 St.
- Emberlynn
Blitzø blinked. Well. That was unexpected. He thought long and hard. Should he go? She sounded sincere. Maybe.
Oh, what the hell. He was in a good mood and he had no other plans Saturday. It might be interesting.
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Recruit the masses and gain exposure to grow
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Tagged by @spinalgirl !!!💖🫀
why did you chose your url? - it was a nickname my family had for my old dog, we would say it in a funny voice tripping out the syllables at him haha. he was such a good boy his name was Otis so I guess it went like Otis -> Tito -> Toto -> totopo -> totopopopo etc. Also totopos are a kind of tortilla chip
any side blogs? - no lmao I have no idea what the point of a side blog is. Like just use ur regular blog?
how long have you been on tumblr? - I joined when I was 12 so uhhh 9 years?
do you have a queue tag? - lmao no what the literal fuck is the point of a queue I find them just ridiculously dumb just. reblog the post when u see it ? this blog isn’t catered to other people idc about you fools this is for me to dump 600 posts at once and then dip
why did you start your blog in the first place? - I was uhhhhh into Sherlock. Also I was a nerdy 12 year old in 2012 so the culture appealed to me (rip)
why did you chose your icon? - Tod @alientoastt said I could pick a piece of his art for them to edit for pride so I searched their blog like a catalogue and found this one of Jonny which is INCREDIBLY good and is My Gender which is good for pride and Tod did the rest! Thank you Tod
why did you chose your header? - Mikhail Vrubel’s Six-Winged Seraph (Azrael) !!!! As y’all know for my religion major I have a concentration in religious art and I did a research project last year on angels in Christian artwork and I found this artist from the early 1900s who I really loved who did a LOT of gorgeous angels and he studied old Byzantine icons and repainted them in his youth he’s just a cool guy and I love the color palate of this one a lot!!!! I have a lot to say about it in general
what’s your post with the most notes? - I believe it’s my happy birthday trans people post from tdov?
how many mutuals do you have? - I don’t know???? Are people supposed to know these things?????? How on earth would I know this
how many followers do you have? - 545 but with your help we can get it to 666. Hail Satan
how many people are you following? - 273 but a lot are inactive I think
have you ever made a shitpost? - every post I’ve ever made was shit
how often do you use tumblr each day? - too much :/ I’m always here :// better than Twitter tho
did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? - MANY, yeah. Remember when that one dude said I was homophobic , just pretending to be a lesbian, and obviously a TERF because I said Elias Bouchard was a Tory shithead? Lmao. The most recent tumblr fight I got into was about Dante Alighieri
how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts? - posts like that give me INCREDIBLY intense anxiety and I resent them immensely. I feel like I have to reblog them or something bad will happen, but the knowledge that my doing that would cause another person to potentially feel that way is how I’m able to circumvent that impulse. I hate them they suck
do you like tag games? - yea I like talking about myself
do you like ask games? - yea I like talking about myself
which of your tumblr mutuals do you think is famous - I dunno tod probably is the most in terms of famous for reasons that he deserves. Although I know he doesn’t think of himself as famous and I don’t really either. Maybe Ruth @thedreadvampy bc she has notoriety as well but again, I know she doesn’t think it herself as famous and I don’t either?? She’s just Ruth my cool cool friend Ruth who I look up to so much like the into the spider verse meme and who is the reason I’m partway through s1 of riverdale (which is Compelling....... it’s a compelling show). Maybe rumi @milfkarlmarx is tumblr famous but idk if famous is the right word I think y’all are just parasocial
do you have a crush on a mutual? - I mean I’m dating Kisaiya @spinalgirl so does that count
Tagging anyone who wants to do this bc I’m abt to eat crepes and I would rather do that than tag people xxx but if u wanna do it please just say I tagged u I don’t care! :)
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THE SNAKE OF CLEARIN.G EYES / KUR.OHA:
or you can call him sa.eru
his actual name is apparently XXX and apparently that’s also slang for 666 so illuminati confirmed??? snake man is the devil???
( see i wish i was kidding but i am Not, he’s the literal satanic archetype in his series and there’s a whole segment about temptation and whatnot )
( tl;dr please do not trust him except he’ll do whatever is necessary to make you trust him if he wants to use you for whatever is up his nasty snakey sleeve )
a literal wish-granting snake whose bound to this world by you know, a wish
but he’s purposefully prolonging the wish so he can live eternally
thanks ku/roh/a
he’s manipulative schmuck #32 and will use whatever he can gather against you, even if it’s the lowest, grimiest thing in the books ( i’d say he can’t get any lower but snakes are literally on the ground )
he enjoys chaos and murder a little................Too Much(tm)
Arrogant On Main(tm) every day no stops no breaks this is just Who He Is, his entire character song is him gloating
that edgy dude who won’t shut up about enjoying nitty gritty bite-through-a-brick reality
stupidly intelligent and i hate it, who gave him the Right
if you look for the definition of chaotic neutral you just see a pic of him
100% would laugh behind your back about anything he’s just Mean and thinks he’s better than everybody :/
he talks like an ancient old fart sometimes but then he says stuff like “welcome to my womb” as a metaphor for “haha look at this hell i created” and quite frankly it makes me tired
Obnoxious(tm), tbqh
you think he’s old??? no he’s literally the youngest of the snakes and a pissbaby brat
on the bright side if you offer him a rat he’ll eat it
this is literally the only positive thing i can think of about him that’s just how it be
he’s voiced by mamoru miyano is this a positive fact about him
would sell your soul to satan for one cornchip
literally the worst thing on this planet goodnight
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»Ich weiß nicht ob und wann du aus meinem Kopf verschwindest, ich hoff einfach darauf dich zu vergessen.«
-diie-cryy-hatee
#Sad#Miss#Couple#Eigenes#follow#Followme#rip me#Rip xxx#Love#Deutsch#Deutschland#deutsches zitat#Boy#Boys#Satan#Devil#666#Cute
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OmeN HElL sPAWn sIMpSONs BArT DEMOn 666 XXX ET OmeN HElL sPAWn sIMpSONs BArT DEMOn 666 XXX ET The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXX HeIlL sPAWn DEMOn 666 OmeN HElL sPAWn sIMpSONs BArT DEMOn 666 XXX ET bART sIMpSONs OmeN sPAWn HEIL deMON XXX 666 ET The Simpsons, season 31, episode 4, "Treehouse of Horror XXX," is the 666th episode of the series. This bodes well for their annual Halloween extravaganza. Not because it proves they sold their collective souls to a devilish cooperative to have lasted this long. But because it promises the most evil of offerings. The 30th Treehouse of Horror features a demon Maggie, a mission to rescue Milhouse from another dimension, dead-Homer's spirit trying on some new bodies for size and Selma finally finding love in an unlikely place - the alien in the basement. "Treehouse of Horror XXX" is the 4th episode of the thirty-first season of the American animated sitcom The Simpsons, and the 666th episode overall as well as the thirtieth Treehouse of Horror episode In a parody of The Omen, Homer and Marge bring Maggie home, and she shows satanic powers and torments the family and the other people of Springfield. Ned vows to get rid of the evil, sacrificing her inside the First Church of Springfield, but Homer and Marge stop him. Ned however shows them the Mark of the Beast on her head, Mickey Mouse's logo, and then reveals 666, the number of the Beast. the Simpsons se 31 th ep 04 Tv: Season 31 Episode 04
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