#sasushikaneji

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Who?

Questions for Shika/Sasu/Neji: 

(Neji didn’t die, and Sasuke didn’t loose an arm.)

Who gets sleepy first?

Definitely Shikamaru, without a doubt. Sleeps anywhere he can, so Sasuke and Neji make sure to lend their shoulders as pillows. Sasuke sometimes throws his cloak over Shikamaru to not let him get cold.

Who wears the other’s clothes? 

All of them. They all have similar builds, and height, so it’s easy to wear each other’s clothes. And the fact their color schemes are fairly close. 

Who loves forehead kisses? 

Neji loves receiving them, especially on his mark. Sasuke, despite being the shortest of the three of them, loves giving forehead kisses.

Who gets easily/closes off the most?

Sasuke, he still thinks he doesn’t deserve forgiveness.

Who gets shy when they hold hands?

Surprisingly, it’s Shikamaru, he would try to put his hands in his pockets, but the other two just holds them tightly. 

Who gets injured the most?

It’s very unlikely, but whenever one of them gets injured in a mission, the other two make sure to protect the injured one, making sure not to injure themselves. Very worried boyfriends here, so Shikamaru makes time to learn basic medical ninjutsu in case of emergencies.

Who gets jealous easily?

Neji, he’s used to not having his own friends, especially having boyfriends, so he makes sure that no one takes them from him. 

Who does the chores? 

They all grew up with chores, so they just have a schedule for each of them.

Who steals the covers? 

Sasuke and Shikamaru, they get cold easily, Neji runs warm. 

Who likes to styles who’s hair the most? 

Sasuke, he’s the one who styles Neji and Shikamaru’s hair. Shikamaru and Neji can style their hair, but it’s mostly ponytails, half up, or a bun. They prefer Sasuke doing it for them, because his fingers can weave them more intricately. Shikamaru and Neji sometimes style his hair, but yeah, Sasuke styles their hair the most.

Who likes being cuddled or starts most cuddles?

Neji. He would always try to get the two cuddle him, not that any of them can deny his request.

Who’s the one stopping fights? 

If you ask their friends, you would think it’s Shikamaru, but it’s actually Sasuke. Not that they fight, it’s rare actually, but it’s Sasuke. They love banter, but whenever it gets too serious, Sasuke usually stops it from getting bigger. (He doesn’t like fighting, not anymore, especially after fighting with Naruto.) 

Who makes the bed? 

Shikamaru mostly wakes up far later than the two of them, so he’s usually the one responsible for doing it.

Who cooks breakfast? 

Mostly Sasuke, or Neji. Sasuke learned how to cook different dishes growing up alone, and his mom taught him various recipes when Itachi and Fugaku aren’t in the house. Neji can cook, they all can, but it’s mostly basic meals like omelet and rice, with some miso soup.

Who visits who during work?

Neji visits Shikamaru in the Hokage Tower, and would slip in between breaks to visit Sasuke in the Academy.

Who curses more? 

“The fuck you mean? I don’t curse that much.” - Sasuke

Nicknames? 

They stick to shortened versions of their names, ‘Ji, Sas’ and Shika’. Sometimes calls each other darling, love or dear. Or their ANBU names, Hawk, Eagle and Deer...

Who gets sick the most?

Sasuke, and is very very stubborn on telling them that he does not, indeed have a fever.

Who kissed first?

Shikamaru, he took one look at the two blushing and looking away, and deemed it ‘too troublesome’ to wait for them to make a move. 

Who confessed first?

Neji, he didn’t want to wait too long, just in case the other two get lovers, before him.

Who gets shy or flushes the most? 

I like to think Shikamaru would be the one mostly red in the face...he isn’t used to compliments that aren’t about his intelligence..and he’s not used to get affection much. They all blush pretty easily, especially when it’s a praise, because they know how much it really means for each other..

Where’s their favorite place?

Ah, a tree by the top of a hill, laying on the grass, asleep on each other, while clouds pass above.

Who stays up late? 

Sasuke stays up looking at the moon, humming then Shikamaru would look for him in the middle of the night, sit down beside him and talk about what’s bothering him before pulling him back to bed, Neji already waiting for them, half-asleep.

Who wakes up early? 

Neji, he would already be in the backyard whistling while nursing a cup of tea or coffee, then the other would follow suit. 

Who’s the big spoon and little spoon?

Shikamaru likes being little spoon, Neji likes being big spoon, but mostly one of them is in the middle, with the other two cuddling on either side, with their hands intertwined in the middle...

Who’s protective over who? 

Shikamaru is very protective over his boyfriends, especially to the ones whispering and insulting them whenever they walk the streets. You do not want to mess with an annoyed Nara.

Who’s soft over who?

They both have Sasuke wrapped in their finger. Shikamaru wants to sleep? He’ll sleep with him. Neji wants to get his hair brushed? Sasuke will spend time to softly brush the strands and untangle them.

Who stares?

Sasuke. Activates Sharingan to memorize them.

Who sings? 

Sasuke mostly hums, then Shikamaru or Neji would actually sing, maybe even sing a duet. Their voices mix in beautifully, so it doesn’t really matter. 

Hobbies?

Sasuke likes doing crochet, it’s repetitive and calming for him, so he would make blankets or jackets on his free time, using their favorite colors. He likes reading too, often sitting in their little library in their house.

Neji likes gardening, he planted them a whole herb rack and most of their vegetables are home grown. He likes baking too, making sweet batches for him and Shikamaru and less sweeter ones for Sasuke.

Shikamaru is known, for his past-time, cloud watching. It’s something so freeing and relaxing for him, just seeing white puffy clouds pass through the light blue sky. He, is a shogi player, he loves the game so much that the three of them are terrifying in matches, but he always wins.

Who initiates dates? 

Neji, very not well planned dates, but sometimes scheduled. If they have free time, Neji would barge in the office and throw Shikamaru on his shoulder, then walk away without explaining, and Sasuke would just look at him, and will put down his papers on his desk, and follow them. 

Who overworks? 

Shikamaru, is such a stubborn male that sometimes Neji or Sasuke would pull their hairs out in frustration. Sasuke, who is equally as stubborn, not that he would admit it, does not leave his desk, prompting Neji or Shikamaru to manhandle him away.

Help these two with their mountain of paperwork, please. (Though, they can do it fairly easily if they really need to.)

(Sasuke and Shikamaru with reading glasses, ugh.)

Who proposes first?

I’d like to think they planned it on the same time accidentally, like they planned a fancy date in a restaurant, and they would have two ring boxes on each of their pockets....

Who flinched, at first, (like before they were together) when someone gave physical contact? 

I think Sasuke would have flinched, since..it’s been years since he’s in the village, so he wouldn’t be comfortable with contact, but Shikamaru and Neji slowly eased him into it, so he doesn’t flinch when Kiba throws an arm over his shoulder or if Ino links their elbows.

Which team helped the three of them be together?

Team 8 thought of it first, before talking with their own groups to help the three of them be together.

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Imagine, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Neji sleeping like this. And yes, they’re cats, because they love cuddling. And yes, they are indeed the sleepy throuple. ctto - pinterest.

the dark grey? black? one is shikamaru, the orange one is sasuke and the primarily white one is neji.