#sasuke's dinosaur

[queenmikoto]

I HAVE A NEED

[justsasuke]

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Hey guys, you remember the super cute Sasuke Dino plushie that the amazing @idcsomethingsasuke freehanded?? (still not over that, btw) Well he has a name (it's Gao, because that's the sound dinosaurs make in Japanese) and an instagram now so if you want to see something cute every once in a while please feel free to pop in and say hi.

[neversatisfiedwithlife]

Sorry for the potato quality but rewatching s1 and please tell me why Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke go to Lu's school??

[waffliesinyoface]

dumb naruto ffn concept: sasuke and sakura have an argument post epilogue about familial duties

-sakura understands that sasuke wants to travel and do ninja stuff, but... she is also a ninja? a ninja in extremely high demand?? she has missions too, sasuke. someone needs to go eliminate random plagues and punch down buildings, sasuke!

-both agree that sarada needs a stable parental influence, but sakura doesnt want to give up her career to play 24/7 housewife, and sasuke would go insane if forced to stay in one place for any length of time

-both agree that revolving baby sitters would be no good, she needs someone to watch her who is like. actually family, and not a friend doing them a favor.

-unfortunately they are also both ridiculous in their own special ways, and have insane standards for the role of "would trust with their child." they would need someone who is:

-A: not on active duty, because thats the problem both of them are having

-B: is someone they feel they can trust around children (ie: not kakashi, because he's family, but also, the worst possible role model. And not naruto because he is hokage and also, just. no.)

-C: is up to the ridiculous standards they have as a consequence of being on team 7. (ie: "obviously we want someone capable of defending her from random missing nin, what if she gets attacked coming home from the academy" "obviously")

-D: most importantly: someone who would be willing to. actually do that. sasuke's whole family is dead and sakura's parents are both old (read: in their 50s, or, positively ancient in ninja terms) and civilians.

-This goes back and forth for ages... until sasuke remembers that. He knows the edo tensei. He watched orochimaru do it with his sharingan. So. There is. One possibility.

-Sakura goes to tsunade and is like "hey :) can i have that missing nin that was brought in last week :) the one that accidentally got his brain melted by T&I :)" and tsunade is just. so tired. sure, why not. the things she does for her cute little apprentice.

-So now they have a technically still alive body that is legally braindead and who no one will miss!!

-Anyways, itachi gets pulled from the afterlife to be sarada's weird uncle and constant babysitter. This can only end well!!

[crazyyynnn456]

Shinobi park🦖🍅

I think the 282nd episode is the fucking best in Boruto and Naruto. I advise every self-respecting fan to watch, you will not regret it!✨✨✨

[briisol]

ah yes. me. my wife. and her 500 dollar four foot tall katsuyu.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

I wanna murder the boruto writers with my bare hands. Stop. Fucking. Softening. How fucked things were when naruto was a kid. That boy needs to understand what the world was like before he was born.

[sasunarualways]

does this happen to anyone else??

[jewishdragon]

CACKLING I TELL YOU

[syrasenturi]

✧ Boruto 282 ✧

Sasuke v. Meno

[peptobismolultra]

Raptin is my little schmoopy-poo. My pathetic goblin. My onglydoople, even.

[glitter-gummy-bears]

Everything's come full circle baby!!!

[tuluartanddesign]

Sasuke’s stuffed dinosaur!

[quieteclipse]

nawt team 7 in Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur 😭😭😭

[atomic-darth]

I see what you did there, Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.

[rasticore]

so i've been reading Boruto and enjoying it and kinda wanna give some perspective on how Dire the anime is

the manga opens with a recap arc of the movie, standard fare for continuations after a movie. You know how long it takes for the anime? Six arcs totaling 50 episodes of filler

So after that they're gonna go right into the next arc, right? Establish our big villains, right? WRONG. Another EIGHT ARCS OF FILLER

These two arcs, totalling about 15 chapters, take a whopping 151 episodes to complete