Lockdown, Part 3.
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A month later..
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Hinata(Waves off through the camera.): Hiya, Naruto--
Naruto( Nearly falls off from his chair after the videocam person had jumped into the session) Argh!! Hinata! Hinata! Hinata-chan--
Shikamaru(Grunts with annoyance.): Calm down, you idiot! She’s okay!
Hinata(Shy as ever as she waved off at the camera.): I’m alright, Naruto-kun..
Naruto(Relieved. as he sighed.): Uh, uh! You’e okay! I’ve really thought for a second, you wouldn’t have had made it!!
Hinata: I thought so too. But I’m still here.( Waves off at the left spot of her direction, too.) And someone else might as well say hi, to you too..
Sakura: Who?
Hinata switches off the camera to someone else, here. An familiar and tired man with a tied man-bun waved off at the camera, sitting up onto his bed, smilling.
Neji: Hey guys!(Everyone had stared at him, into shock.)
Naruto had actually fell down from his chair, this time.
Sakura(Into shock.):Naruto---
Shikamaru(Angered.): Damn, Neji, don’t scare us like that--
Neji(Waves off his hand trying to look sympatic.): Sorry, for scaring you out, lately..(He tried to adjust himself better into his bed, here. Looking tired with bags under his eyes as an brunette with two buns had come along here and lowered down to his left side as she laid next to him, with a smirk. Over the camera.) It came out of sudden.
Tenten(Points at the camera.): The thing is whenever there’s a questioning disease going around, you need to be sure to be wearing a mask--
Neji(Defends himself.): I was wearing one when I got horribly sick..
Shikamaru: Whatever. Even genuises got sick, take Stephen Hawking--
Neji: I wasn’t talking to that--(Coughed out a bit as he held Tenten onto his arm.)
Sakura: Are you okay?
(Neji grunts as he waves off at the camera as his head laid onto the pillow as he breathed deep in and out..)
Tenten(Nods.): Yeah, yeah. We’ve been doing it for a while, but luckily, Neji made it through. After an induced coma, for a nearly a week and half, he woken up and made an fast recovery. But I’ve stood by him, through the hardest time like when he was into a induced coma with all these machines and the scary ventilator tube breathing for him. And the next thing I had known, he first held up my hand and woken up..(And laid her head onto his chest, looking loivingly, despite her boyfirend blushing here.) I was so relieved back there. And had gotten out from the hospital, after two weeks. The two of of us here. When Kiba and Lee were still stucked up back then.
Hinata: Yeah..But they’re doing much better now. My father had insisted that Neji moves back home here for the time being with Tenten. He’ll take care of the appartement, for the next few months. I’ve heard Kiba’s mom is watching him like hawk. Crazy to even think, he’d go out from home after what happened.
Sakura: And Lee?
Hinata: The only person from the virus itself could get afraid from. He had little symptoms, but still nurses wanted him to stay at his room, even the security guard had gotten scared.Supervised, even if many people were scared to see an such hyper man jumping like an very active guy from the circus!
(All people through the video session laughed here.)
Naruto: Woah..
Neji(Eyed up the camera’s direction with a smirk.): And Tenten had never left my side after that.( Looking down at her, very lovingly as he ran heis fingers through her small falling braid.) Not even after I’ve woken up, she hadn’t left me.(Smiling with relief.)
Ino(Touched, here.): Aww..
Chouji: What the heck had happened?
Neji: Well, the thing is..( He turned over Tenten, teasing over as he nodded over the filming camera.) Shoudn’t we tell them now?( Smirks) About you know, what?
Tenten(Looks back at him, with a teasing smirk.): Don’t wanna give them an heart attack, uh?
Naruto(Loud as ever.): What now? What the heck is going on, now?
Tenten(As the two of them looked back at the camera. with a huge grin): Guys, believe it or not, we’re getting married!( She showed up her hand with a fake ring on her fourth finger.)
Everyone were left gaped wide open jaws, here.
Sakura: What?
Ino: Uh?
Chouji(Bafleed.): No fucking way!
Shikamaru fell down from his chair.
Naruto(Confused.): Uh? Is it true? Hinata--
Hinata(Nods): Yup, I even filmed Neji’s proposal when he was still stucked up at the hospital with Tenten.
Neji(Also agrees to that.): As soon, when covid would be over, I’d buy a ring once I’ll get get out, of here.
Tenten(Waves her hand as if it didn’t matter.): Anything simple, it wouldn’t matter..
Neji: But the best for my girl, here.(Grins Widely as everyone melt over the new couple.)
(Another video cam pooped up, revealing an barely awake Sasuke with his headphones on.)
And he looked strange, according to the people here.
Sasuke: Hey guys, sorry for being late. Had to study, here.( And then noticed Neji staring up weirdly, here with Tenten.) Yo, Neji. Welcome back, man. You’re still kicking.
Naruto: Alive, you should say, teme!
Sasuke: Whatever!( Release an huge yawning.) I had to stay late for studying math. Oh man, I’d think I’ll take a nap. See ya next time.(He stood up from his chair. With nothing onto his body here which it left everyone bafleed here with shock.)
Neji(Disgusted here.): The heck? Is it just me, or did he forgotten to wear some clothes on?
Chouji( Laughs): It’s for real!! Haha!!
Naruto(Laughing hard.): Teme!
Tenten: Is he really naked?( And cracks up into an uncontrolling laughter.)
Hinata( Blushes hard): Sasuke-kun..(Then faints as the camera went dark.)
(And then, the chicken hairedcut man scratched his ass, which it made people laugh, hysterically. That idiot had forgotten to turn off his videocam!)
Chouji(About to laugh, here.): Oh, I’m gonna take a few pictures of that once Shika wakes up!!(Took out his phone and started to take a few flashes of it.)
Naruto: Haha! Sakura call him!
Sakura(Nearly fell out of her chair from laughing so hard, here.): Haha.. (Grins widely as she dialed up Sasuke’s phone number.)
Ino: A good way, to to picture up Sasuke’s duck ass, here.
(Phone rings over the other video here.)
Camera comes back onto light as Neji held back laugh with his hand covering his mouth when Tenten cracked up into an uncontrolling laugh as she pointed up the camera about to roll over from her boyfriend. When Sasuke picked up his phone and answered with a grunt.
Sasuke: What’s Up?( He answered back with his back turned.)
Sakura: Sasuke! We can see you!
Chouji: We can see you!
Neji: Nice ass, by the way!
Tenten was just too busy laughing, to say anything here, that she fell down here from the bed.
Naruto: We can all see you! You teme!!
Sasuke looks back down to his ass and than back at the camera, until his eyes wevnt wide and ran away like a banshee. Or more like the roadrunner from the Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Sasuke: Damn it!
As everyone laughed at at him.
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Gaara is truly the Character of All Time
-Introduced as main antagonist in a tournament arc, the terrifying bloodthirsty ninja from a strange desert village who kills without remorse and has survived every mission without getting a scratch on him
-He's 12
-Character design 10/10 he has bright fucking brick red hair, literal raccoon eyes, a face tattoo that says "Love" and carries that weird ass gourd; between the fun elements and the interesting tie-ins to Tanuki Lore, I have never seen a more charming design in my life tbqh
-Immediately more emo and chuuni than Noted Emo Heartthrob Sasuke Uchiha by virtue of reciting weird poetry after killing a guy in cold blood
-We get his tragic backstory and by fucking GOD is it sad. I cry just thinking about it. Literally everything about it is just horrible and devastating.
-Talk No Jutsu at end of the tournament arc, Gaara realizes that he should, in fact, go to therapy and immediately decides to turn his life around
-The first thing he decides to do is apologize to his siblings <3
-Shows up a handful of arcs later with a cool new outfit and becomes friends with the kid he literally tried to murder and nearly permanently crippled in one of the best fights of the entire series
-Liam O Brian's English dub of Gaara is Stellar ya know what. The raspiness of the original appearance morphing into the Deepest Voice That Any Kid Has Ever Had Ever was a genuinely hilarious choice
-Has the only good filler arcs in the old show; he's such a good character that the entire show molds itself and rises to meet him
-Post timeskip he is Desert Ninja President at the ripe old age of 15 and is extremely good at it because he's the weirdest little nerd with no social skills (on account of his tragic backstory) and diligently applies himself to doing paperwork and going to meetings
-Has a fanclub in the village mostly of girls his own age that he never seems to talk to?? Or realize have crushes on him?? Oblivious king we love him.
-Dies in one of the most genuinely moving scenes. Comes back like 20 episodes of fighting later because where would we be without him honestly?
-Becomes Super General Ninja President of the Grand Army of whatever where he accomplishes such feats as forgiving his asshole father and emotionally healing from his childhood trauma, stopping a meteor, and nearly dying a second time.
-Collects cacti as a hobby
-Has the only good sequel series arc where it's revealed that in addition to continuing to serve as Desert Ninja President, he's decided to adopt a couple of orphan ninja kids so that he can break the cycle of parental neglect and stupidity that created his tragic backstory in the first place.
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