#sassyasshole

[karenkedlig]

• My life in 1 picture #swipe ➡️ #watersign #waterwater 😁• —————————————— #ilikeplants #itsdying #mylifeindenmark #sassyasshole @karenkedlig_kontorfitilihut (her: NeverMind) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzh_XRVFUsK/?igshid=ugle3py67lk7

[danielledisney]

sometimes I don't even know if I'm being sarcastic

[ayybeary]

hot butt frickers

chicken so hothot hot chickenchicken so hothot butt frickin'

[canni8al]

sassyasshole replied to your post: also the wolf that was kinda funny too

the face on the wolf almost made me piss myself ok i’m not kidding i rlly had to pee

heheheHEHEHEHEHE

[ayybeary]

sassyasshole replied to your post: there needs to be a way to comfortably lay on your...

but really though

life is so hard

[quidkidforlife-blog]

Alright...I know you're gonna read this. Meh I'll probably just tag you in this because of reasons whatever. 

I know things are rough. Nothing is going as planned and you're frustrated. You feel like you can't make things right and no one understands. Well. I understand. We are the same person after all. You aren't bothering me. You aren't annoying me. All I want is to do my best to help you. If that means sitting with you on skype and bitching about your residents or telling jokes or whatever it takes I am here to do it. I literally want nothing more than your happiness. But I can't do that if you don't talk to me. Please don't think I'm trying to tell you what to do or anything like that...I just care a lot. I love you wonder twin. 

[canni8al]

also the wolf that was kinda funny too

[ayybeary]

sassyasshole replied to your post: i for real want to be a cat ok all you have to do...

but really though

but seriously

[quidkidforlife-blog]

i...i was the inspiration for a novel. This guy, who is wonderful on so many other levels, wrote about me...ME. This has never happened before and i don't know what to do with my emotions. What does this mean?? Writer friends tell me your wisdom. BTW this story is incredibly good...

[canni8al]

sassyasshole replied to your photo: oh

why is this so funny

it jUST LOOKS LIKE HE'S TAKING A PICTURE OF THE DOG

[ayybeary]

look up wet koalas