#saschacant

[saschirmations]

despite myself this is an aphrodite and ares appreciation zone

[saschacantrip]

No-one cared who I was until I put on the hat…

[cyborgmagpie]

Sorry, are you gay or something? This blog seems kinda fruity? I just want to know so I can put you on my list of potential patients

Oh Mein Gott??? THE Dr Sacha Cant PHD?!?

Absolutely, the most illustrious of fruits here Doctor.

[callisteios]

From one classics major to another, I’m glad you liked my theoi affirmations bc I loved your uquizzes (transient god of art deco sweep)

<3 thank you!!! I am a little bit obsessed with your affirmations just so you know

[oliverdamian]

@Sydney_ideas Do we need a #right to #psychological #privacy? @pgLeonard @saschaCal @sophieforthing2 @miagarlick (at University of Sydney)

[saschirmations]

tonight at the woodshed:

[saschacantrip]

He feeble my mind until I... until I... uh... I...

[saschacantrip]

SOON ALL SKELETONS WILL KNOW UN-UN-LIFE ✨💀💥🐻

I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE WIZARDS

NYOHOHOHOHOHO~✨

LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES

LINK TO SKELETON SIGN UP (HARRUMPH)

LINK TO OUR SPELL BOOK

LINK TO A COOL DOG

HOW TO PARTICIPATE

1: IF YOU WANT SKELETONS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW BLAND AND DULL THEIR ARMOR LOOKS

2: GO OVER TO THE SKELETON SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO MINDLESSLY COMMENTS, AND CAST A SPELL ON THEM (YOU SHOULD USE SPELL SUMMON BEAR)

3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council

4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS

[saschirmations]

brooding (parasitic)

[saschirmations]

life is short; eat your boyfriend

[saschirmations]

Forgive me, Father […]

[saschirmations]

if you like @saschirmations try therapy

[saschacantrip]

I cast the spell that stops tumblr dot com skipping my feed back about 50 posts every two minutes amen

[saschacantrip]

The warre is dyre. Dyre indeed, that I should bear witness to TERF content on our bless'd Hellsite. Recover’d from mine injuries, I come to shayre with fellow wysardes mine abjurations most ardent:

1. Control Discourse

2. Alter Textpost

3. ‘Not' Cast Dominate Person

4. Trans Rights

Shouldst thou happen across a surviving TERF (warning; many now specialise in illusion magic), I recommend casting each in succession, followed by the potent hex known as PUNT.