#sartre somersault

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[IT'S TRANSFERRING IN SOME OF THAT FLAVOR. BUT SARTRE SOMERSAULT: POL, 491, ONION AND GARLIC, SOME BLACK PEPPER, A LITTLE PICKLING SPICE, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE OLD BAY IDEA, BUT I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE ROLLIN' WITH THAT.]

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the nemesis chronicles

eldritchlulz sent a post what the fuck

sorcieresque Yes.

eldritchlulz if yer gonna try to bite my head off yer gonna need to a little harder than that

sorcieresque Why must you assume every one of my "moods" is about you and your alleged appendages which I may or may not know about.

eldritchlulz see that would be more convincing if i knew ye didn’t care as it is ye’d need way sharper teeth than that

sorcieresque Oh, really?

eldritchlulz really we’re made from the sea i’d rethink biting if that was gonna be yer next strategy

sorcieresque How do I know you’re not just saying that because biting might in fact be your kryptonite.

eldritchlulz ye got me

eldritchlulz human teeth my one weakness

sorcieresque They could be. You never know.

eldritchlulz lmao yer welcome to try the next time i shift but yer not gonna like the results

sorcieresque All for the sake of scientific discovery.

eldritchlulz all for posterity right if human teeth are my kryptonite what's yers

sorcieresque Nice try. Do you really think I would surrender that information just like that.

eldritchlulz well i did tell ye my carefully hidden teeth weakness so it's a fair trade

sorcieresque The only way to completely defeat me is to spill out all of your secret weaknesses and most inner secrets.

eldritchlulz i don't like ray bradbury even if he is one of the formative sci fi writers last century a secret and a weakness looks like i win this round

sorcieresque Durr hburr technology is bad, fire is scary,  Thomas Edison was a witch. We get it, Brad. What exactly are your parameters for winning.

eldritchlulz heh exactly ye said it yerself

eldritchlulz a secret and a weakness i said mine so i win

sorcieresque The Last Unicorn is my favorite movie.

sorcieresque I cry when all of the Unicorns emerge from the ocean and drive the Red Bull to his death. A secret and a weakness. Your turn.

eldritchlulz hmm cheating le blanc how's this supposed to help me in a fight unless it's conveniently located in a home theater

sorcieresque And how is your secret and weakness supposed to help me in a fight? Here, just let me whip out Bradbury and read tiresome passages off fahrenheit 451.

sorcieresque Guaranteed to bring freckled highlanders to their knees.

eldritchlulz with writing that bad? ye never know

sorcieresque I'll start carrying my copy around.

;;

sorcieresque Good job out there in the field today, team.

eldritchlulz nah it was a great job didn't see ye get much reading done

sorcieresque Well, you know. Sartre is no Ray Bradbury but I valiantly managed. And is that so.

eldritchlulz well they'll both give ye an existential crisis one way or another

eldritchlulz and yeah

eldritchlulz we broke records even if ye were trying to psyche us out

sorcieresque Is it truly psyching you out if it propelled you into running your best times of the entire season? You're welcome.

eldritchlulz lmao nice try it was the last day of the season so we're already at our best ye get partial credit if yer lucky

sorcieresque What's your criteria.

eldritchlulz points added for cheerleading points removed for distracting the others

eldritchlulz and for bringing sartre to a racetrack really

sorcieresque I like the irony. Cheerleading is a vague concept at best, however. Was it the lack of pom-poms or chanting that subtracted my points.

eldritchlulz no lmao i mean ye actually got points for cheering that’s not an invitation to bring pom poms though

sorcieresque I wasn't planning to. But I might bring my seven veils. And thank you.

sorcieresque Maybe if I had cheered a little harder I could have prevented your perfect last day of the Season from beginning with you faceplanting into a hurdle.

eldritchlulz lmao like ye've never tripped in yer life

sorcieresque Tripping? Sure. Losing my balance so thoroughly nothing short of a somersault will save me? For that I must subtract points. Yesterday at 10:03 PM

eldritchlulz i think ye mean a perfectly executed somersault with outstanding form what’s yer criteria then

sorcieresque Points subtracted for tripping. Points added for perfectly executed somersaults with outstanding form.

sorcieresque Points subtracted for blatantly disrespecting the helpless jury. Points subtracted for refusing to thank the magnanimous jury for their ravishing aid. Points added for charming nicknames.

eldritchlulz heh helpless might be a stretch i said ye should enjoy the view that’s pretty magnanimous of me too points added back ye like salome huh

sorcieresque And ye like Tyler. Although your permission was nothing short of philanthropic, the view itself was... Meh.

eldritchlulz lmao!! sure it was ye've seen the girls on our team

sorcieresque Are you implying that I would gaze at the girls in your team in any sort of way that would inspire impure thoughts? Tyler, I'm scandalized. I am but a pure Christian maid. I am married to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

eldritchlulz sent a photo post

sorcieresque Where did you get this picture of me.

sorcieresque Hey, Tyler. Fight me again tonight.

eldritchlulz what

sorcieresque Fight me again tonight.

eldritchlulz why ye eager to get the shit beaten out of ye again

sorcieresque In the immortal words of your holy namesake: No shirts, no shoes, no ribbon. Our fists shall be our only weapons in the moonlight.

eldritchlulz lmao very poetic for someone who's about to have their ass handed to them

eldritchlulz if ye pull that ribbon shit again yer gonna fuckin regret it meet me by the lake

sorcieresque Get good, bitch.

eldritchlulz lmao we'll see if yer talking big in an hour

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[36 Sartre somersault: POL, 491.]