#sarscasm

[factober]

Some funny jokes and puns for the day!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! 😂 #BikeHumor #PunnyJokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝😆 #PastaPuns #FoodHumor

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😜 #ScienceJokes #ChemistryHumor

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️ #AnimalJokes #PunnyHumor

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😆 #FarmHumor #PunnyJokes

What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated! 🐟🎀 #FishPuns #AnimalHumor

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite! 🦈❄️ #WinterHumor #PunnyJokes

Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜😂 #InsectJokes #PunnyHumor

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus! 🦕📖 #DinoHumor #PunnyJokes

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 😢 #MathJokes #PunnyHumor

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧❄️ #AnimalJokes #PunnyPuns

[nights-flying-fox]

You're too old to be thinking anyone over the age of 7 needs their morals spoonfed to them through cartoons

Who said I was thinking about that??

[usmccarter]

Glass perspective

I would say I have to agree.

Some folks are always bitchin how bad they have it when they have it better than the next.

We all have issues and life problems. As Americans we have more freedoms and privileges than others elsewhere in the world. We all have the same rights here to do as we please. Well, for the most part that is. Folks act like the world is going to end as they know it.

[liferelationshipandcoffeeti-blog]

Pretty much always.

[kit-kat-1221]

Well is Lily is having a mental break down I hope she just goes , like really goes, on a hiatus. Speaking from experience a mental breakdown is jarring, draining and in my case brought about an attitude change. I essentially was sick of keeping everything bottled up and playing nice for everyone when I was angry and being passive and not sarcastic. I essentially started to use sarscasm as a way to release some stream and vent more often to my friends. Now did this stop my anxiety disorder? Nope. Did it make my friends surprised? Yep. Did they leave me? Nope because they were happy for me that I was getting better after essentially having a couple months of hell. After my breakdown I was jittery, couldn’t sleep well, I had bad pustules on my face that needed antibiotics to clear up, I was starting Prozac (I got off of it later because it made me feel worse when she upped the dose) and I think I lost weight too after it. So even though I absolutely do not care for Lily. I seriously hope she’s not having a mental breakdown. Regardless of what you guys think she deserves or not. (In my opinion she deserves to not be on the internet and find herself a better job but that’s just me)

Lily Intentionally Spreading False Information About Abuse

https://archive.fo/HzeRh

https://archive.fo/4OwaT

This is horrifying on multiple levels. Let’s unpack this.

Assuming Ebara is a Lily sock puppet, the only logical reason I can think of for Lily creating a narrative where a friend is physically abusing her is so that she can intentionally warp her viewers’ perception of abuse and make it harder to spot. I don’t care who you are, what your relationship is, or what the reason is, slapping your friend across the face to get a point across is abusive! Telling people it’s not is GROSSLY irresponsible!

On the off chance Ebara is a real person and is being physically abusive to Lily, I just have one thing to say; I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THIS AND CAN RECOGNIZE THE FACT THAT THIS IS ABUSIVE AND NOT OKAY. If you have respect for literally nobody else, at the very least have respect for yourself. Even you don’t deserve to be slapped in the face.

[dulldrum]

listen. hiatus is over for a second because i have access to the url “dickarus” and long story short my depression has been cured bc of this url. so as soon as i figure out how to change urls its on my friends

[ghostlysoulrebel]

lol ecard

[punmonster]

the term "selling out" is such bullshit

haha look at this person trying to make money off their talents when has THAT ever happened in society before hahaha

[awonderfulwallflower]

Being forgotten about is definitely what I need right now.

[kingmusha]

I was proven to be UNETHICAL

I would like to thank my professor in Ethics for giving me a whopping grade of 2.25.

[amberisimo-blog]

this is what i do when my father is OVER 25 minutes late picking me up. then calls to inform me he hasn't even left the state yet. Coolbeans dude, you rock.

[sandboxworld]

Facebook is evil. Googling Facebook is my new hobby. It seems Facebook is really bad for you according to Google search. Without fail, here is another example of it. 3 Reasons Why Your Business Should Avoid Facebook. This is from a study of 200 students. Now that's scientific.(sarscasm)

1. It's Stressful for Consumers

2. You're Hard to Find

3. Privacy and Security