#sarge tex

[correctrvbquotes]

Cut to Sarge, Grif and Simmons holding guns on the O'Malleyed Donut

Simmons: Wuho easy Donut. You've been infected by a computer virus, and we just need to figure out what to do about it.

O'Malley: Wuhuhuhaa, huha! No! It's my body! It's my choice! And another thing: why do I do as much work as you guys, but I only make ninety-two percent-

Tex beats Donut in the back of the head and knocks him down.

Sarge: Hey, don't hit my soldiers without my permission.

O'Malley: I'm the one who gets to hit mah soldiers. Wahahaha, yeah! Eat lead, world. Drop and give me infinity.

Grif: Sarge... finally gone crazy.

Tex vanishes and reappears behind Sarge, knocking him down, and O'Malley shoots into Grif

O'Malley: Whoa, that's weird. I have a sudden urge to conquer the Universe. Which is odd for me because, well that would take actual work... I think I'll just fall asleep instead.

Grif actually falls asleep inside his armor

[crispy-mushroom]

happy pride month I guess I'm sorry

[that--unusual-person]

got the whole rainbow

[memoryunit]

the fact that Donut is Church’s favorite Red is so funny

[justtkatt]

Wanted to experiment with more dynamic gesture!

Blue team with Wash & Tex!

[polkasharks]

More !!!!!!!

[iababa]

[special-agent-goobs]

Doodled on ms paint once more

Yippeee

[rigorplague]

DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A BIG CAT TO YOU. . . ?

head over to the RIGORMORGUE shop on etsy to grab some super duper awesome and swag RVB merch today :3

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💙 RESTOCKED!!! 💙

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CHARMS: Church, Tucker, Caboose, Washington, Texas, Simmons, Grif, Donut

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❤️ NEW ADDITIONS!!! ❤️

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CHARMS: Sarge, Doc, Lopez, Carolina, Locus, Felix

STICKERS: Red/Blue Spartan Helmet, Sheila

PIN: AI Fragment group with Epsilon, Theta, Delta, and Sigma

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🖤 CHANGES !!!🖤

Grif acrylic charm has been updated in size to be a little more proportional to the other charms!

[rolling-veins]

Forever unfinished. I'm considering redrawing this a little better, but this WIP in general will not be continued. Also drawn last year but forgot to post here.

[theosphobia]

Locus?

the reds and blues cuddle pile is complete. at last , ft locus bc hes honorary despite the retcon fuck u burnie 🖕

thank u all for helping w this amen i hope they are acceptable to u 🙏

[correctrvbquotes]

Tucker: (from a distance) Hey Church, I think Tex is over here!

Church: Thanks for the update!

Sarge: Tex I know now might not be the best time, but I'd really like you to consider coming over to the Red team. Technically you know black is just a really dark shade of red. We'll talk later.

Caboose: (over radio) Church, are we still talking on the radio?

O'Malley returns through the air to Caboose via radio

O'Malley: Muhahahahaha! 'Cause I'd love to talk on the radio. What? What am I doing in this idiot?

Tex runs toward Caboose, dumps her body, and Spirit Tex enters Caboose

O'Malley: Hegagergerk!

Church: Heuh, crap. Sarge, I need you to do me a favor. If I'm not outta there in ten minutes, I'm gonna need you to disable that ship. 'Cause if Tex gets out of here with O'Malley and that kid, there's no one that's gonna be able to stop her.

Church leaves, heading toward Caboose. Tucker walks up next to Sarge.

Sarge: What the hell is he talkin' about?

Tucker: Oh. Tex and Omega have some kind of stupid plan to enslave the whole alien race. But Church thinks if she does, she's gonna become the Queen of the Universe or some shit.

Donut: (gasp) Queen of the Universe? No one even told me we were having a competition!

Cut to Church popping in to the derelict metal that is apparently the inside of Caboose's head

Church: Oh crap.

[fishfingersalad]

text posts cause theyre fun to make :3

[amphibiousfella]

go forth my yuckies.. idea for this came from @princenothinq :3

[itsyouch]

HES ALIVE!!!

Dounut and Doc is the best thing that could've ever happened to me

IM SO HAPPY I didn't realize how good of a dynamic Donut and Doc are

[justtkatt]

Red vs Blue Season 5 Character Profiles

Church

Tucker

Caboose

Tex

Sarge

Grif

Simmons

Donut

Kaikaina

Flowers

Junior

Sheila