#sarcastic prompt

[all-the-bones-ever]

this hit me like a truck

[havenshereagain]

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

[defire]

Whumpees getting knocked to the ground.

It's so vulnerable and I love it

Content: language, mild body horror

(some defiant/sarcastic whunpee stuff here)

Falling to their knees clutching a broken hand/arm and just curling in and screaming

Whumper trips them--"what the fuck!" "What? It was an accident!"

Or being shoved so hard they fall and get hurt on the way down "I'm cooperating, alright!"

Not daring to get back up "so you want me on the floor. Ok. Coulda just asked."

Curled up in a fetal position on the ground after torture-- "no don't--don't touch it.. don't touch me. Please."

Curling up in a fetal position, while being kicked to protect organs and face. The silent struggle between kicks and taunts to avoid the worst injuries.

When they were standing but they fall on their own knees to show they're not a threat "no no no let's not do this the hard way. Is there an easy way? Yeah? Can we do that?"

A gut punch that hits hard enough to make them fall to their knees

"Get up." (But they can't, and they're trying so hard)

A martial arts throw that ends with them hitting the ground hard on their back

Or a twist that lands them face-down and cringing as the pressure increases in their shoulder (bonus: it knocks the wind out of them)

Whumpee squirming away trying to hide their injuries because they know whumper will target them

Waiting till whumper leaves to collapse so they don't look pathetic "...ohhhh fuck..."

Unable to stand due to weakness or an injury (like a broken leg) "do you not see this bone projecting from my skin sir?!"

Falling so hard their forehead hits the ground

Falling on hard/painful surfaces like cement or a table or construction tools

Falling on gross things like dirt, the bathroom floor. "Do we have to do this here?" (Bonus: it's on purpose)

[dandey-lion]

Dad!Pariah Dark AU.

Phantom and Raven are besties.

✔️ Not completely Human

✔️ Bad Powerful Fathers

✔️ Some connection to spirits/ghosts

✔️ Can see things others can’t

✔️ Understand things others don’t

✔️ Lots of abilities

✔️ Big emotions can cause loss of control

✔️ Pressured

✔️ Found Family

Besties.

[whumpwordsoftheday]

“Are you going to h-hurt me?”

“…no, I just brought the whip and pliers over to fidget with”

[thy-lovelylionheart]

3 Accusations, 2 Defenses (feat. 1 Deflection)

or, Smiling? Who said anything about smiling? Why aren't you talking to me?

[mooniel]

AU where charles is sure that erik hates him and doesn't know why but in reality erik is just trying to flirt but he's so bad at it that it comes out as insults

[nonadreamsnworse]

“You just think you're so smart, don't you?”

“I am,” they spat, “figure that out on your own?”

“You are far too pretentious for someone that just failed their sorry excuse of an escape attempt. Don't worry though, we’ll fix that right up.”

“Are you gonna get to that before or after you fix up your sorry excuse of a security team? Just saying, depending on which, you need to get your priorities in order.”

“Oh, trust me, Whumpee, they are.”

[stealingyourbones]

recently watched a handful of episodes of Supernatural and im kinda impressed with Dean's steadfast belief that all monsters are monsters and can't be redeemed.

With that in mind... there could be some VERY angsty Danny Phantom crossovers with that as the main premise

[belovedwhump]

"Please don't tell me that's blood."

"..."

"Fine, I won't."

"Okay. It's not blood."

"I can't do that."

"I thought you didn't like lies?"

"Sorry."

"It looks worse than it is."

"Don't worry, it's not mine."

"Only a little blood."

"Sorry, didn't have time to change."

"You should see the other guy."

"It's blood."

"Was kinda hoping you wouldn't notice that."

"Don't freak out."

"That's why I came here."

"Well, it's definitely not chocolate."

"What blood?"

"Weird, how did that happen?"

"Hurts like a bitch too."

"No, it's a goose."

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Married hero x villain

When villain just comes to hero’s rescue right after they’ve been severely tortured by supervillain (or superhero, whichever one is fine), and hero breaks down bc they lost their wedding ring during the fight and villain is like “baby that ring is nothing compared to your own life and safety, plus I can always buy you a new one.”

“Fuck, your stats are horrible,” the villain noticed. They still stared at the calibrations their little device offered, refusing to believe that the hero was in such a bad condition and still conscious.

Then again, the hero wasn’t quite human.

“I’m so sorry,” the hero whispered. The tears wouldn’t stop and the villain’s heart splintered with every drop.

“It’s not your fault,” the villain said. They tried to be rational, to shut off their emotions and concentrate on the hero instead of their anger. The villain knew they would take care of the supervillain later and they knew it wouldn’t be pretty. Carefully, they wiped the tears and blood from the hero’s face. “You’re safe now.”

“I can’t really breathe,” the hero said.

“I know, your left lung collapsed.”

“Has that ever happened before?” the hero asked. The villain could tell they were in immense pain but refused to show it.

“Yeah, a few months ago. It wasn’t this bad, though. Now, come here.” The villain pulled up their spouse but they noticed too late the hero’s ankles were broken. The hero moaned — nearly screamed — and the villain picked them up immediately, just like on their wedding day.

The fabric of the villain’s suit twisted in the hero’s hand.

“Shit, I scanned you all over, how did I miss this…?”

“Scan probably crashed. Happened to me when I tried to scan a dead person. Too much info. They really messed me up this time,” the hero whispered. The villain felt them shake in their arms, felt blood soaking through their own suit.

“Hey, it’s okay,” the villain said. They tried not to hold their spouse too close. They didn’t want to cause any more harm.

But despite the villain’s plan, they felt their own sanity slipping away. They had to swallow a sour taste in their mouth, had to blink away tears.

The villain needed to be strong for their hero but deep down, they knew how this was breaking them. How all of this was made to break them. Stealing their spouse in the middle of the night, torturing them, hiding them, playing with them; all of it happened because the supervillain wanted to toy with them.

Panic was an old companion and the villain was sure they would meet them soon enough. And if that happened, panic would beat the living shit out of them.

“Let’s go home,” the villain said, their voice shaking.

“Honey, I need to tell you something,” the hero said and the villain held onto them a little tighter, protective and worried. Their spouse was doing pretty well for nearly dying. No doubt, their superpowers made them harder to kill, but the hero was dangerously good at pretending they were fine.

The villain risked a look down at them in their arms and there were even more tears on the hero’s cheeks.

“I’m so sorry,” they sobbed and the villain had a million horrible suspicions running through their mind. What had happened to their hero? What had they done to them? The villain was losing it, was going to murder the supervillain with their own hands. “They took my ring.”

The hero’s tears wouldn’t stop, in fact everything got worse. The villain could tell they tried to swallow their tears. But their lips trembled and their eyes were red.

“Honestly? I’m just glad you’re alright.” One crack, then two. The villain’s voice gave up and so did the villain. They let the little wall in their mind crumble completely and let emotions take over. Everything broke down and the tears followed. They held the hero close, shaking.

Likewise, the hero stopped pretending and let the tears fall.

It was a curse. Pretending to be alright, so you wouldn’t worry your significant other. The villain hadn’t planned this but they couldn’t help it. Maybe the hero was the only person they could be their rawest self with. Maybe the hero was the only person who truly, deeply knew them.

Someone who had seen all the ugly parts, all the disgusting parts, all the faults and mistakes, all the imperfections and unpleasantries. Someone who, despite all, stayed.

“Oh god, my love,” the villain sobbed between tears, “god, I thought you were gone.”

“You’re not mad?” the hero asked and the villain shook their head, lost in complete despair. They needed a second to gather themselves.

“It’s just a ring,” the villain whispered. The hero wiped tears off the villain’s cheeks and the villain had to smile softly. “Marriage is so much more than one ring. All I ask for is your safety.”

The hero leaned their head against the villain’s chest. They seemed calmer as their fingers went over the villain’s forearm.

“I can always buy you a new one,” the villain promised. “But first, we have to get out of here.”

For the next few months, the villain didn’t let the healing hero out of their sight.

[yourlokalescholar]

Found this in my notes from months ago. Copy-pasting it here because it’s still funny to me

One of those “modern ancient gods” stories where everyone has forgotten what Loki’s the god of and they refuse to fucking tell anyone.

Hermes: “urgh yeah, I’ve had to give up a bunch of my domains to other gods since I ‘have too many’. Glad I’m still the trickster god tho” / MC: “what about Loki?? I just met them, I know they’re real too.” / Hermes: “oh yeah ofc. They’re not a trickster god lmao.”

Loki: “why does everyone think I hate humans?? I love you guys!” / Athena: “aha! So you’re… some kind of patron god of humanity? Of civilisation?” / Loki: “no lol that’s Heimdall. Good guess though <3” / Athena, vibrating with rage: “how the fuck did you say that out loud.”

MC: “so you’re supposed to know everything, right?” / Toth: “I do, yes.” / MC: “so you know Loki’s domain?!” / Toth: “…theoretically.”

It’s unclear which pantheons are real. Gods occasionally mention other gods outside of their pantheons, but it’s always like Loki or Hermes or some other untrustworthy god so it’s never clear if they’re taking the piss or not.

Hermes: “yeah, so Mercury was telling me the other day–“ / MC: “I thought you and Mercury were the same god??” / Hermes: “no? He’s Roman, keep up.” / MC: “but… almost all of the Roman gods are the same as Greek gods! There’s so much overlap there! How does that work?! Are there two Apollos!?” / Hermes: “wouldn’t you like to know”

Several different versions of almost every god exist simultaneously and paradoxically, because they pretty much become new characters every time their legends are told. Sometimes—but not always—differentiated by different spellings (eg. Dionysus and Dionisos)

Jesus is mentioned often (usually by Loki) but never appears. It is again unclear whether or not he exists

Actually I’ve decided Loki and Hermes are the most prominent gods in this story and it is a comedy

Dionysus and Thor are drinking buddies

I don’t know who the MC is. Presumably they’re saving the world. I don’t know why Hermes and Loki are the only ones helping

Actually wait. Idea: the gods are imprisoned somehow by someone and various versions of Hermes and Loki are the only guys slippery slimy enough to escape

Most of the Lokis ARE imprisoned as they are canonically, but since every version from every myth (presumably—again, none of them are quite sure which versions from which pantheons exist) exists simultaneously, this Loki happens to not be imprisoned yet. They insist they’ve actually just escaped, and it’s unclear if this is true or not

Actually no, Loki SPECIFICALLY is the main god, and Hermes is known to have also escaped and just shows up every so often. He doesn’t like to stay still. Sometimes it’s very clearly a different Hermes, but apart from his appearance he is always exactly the same. Sometimes it’s the one-day-old baby that stole Apollo’s cattle

So, the extent of the worldbuilding so far is: all versions of every god from every pantheon presumably exist, but it’s impossible to tell WHICH ones specifically, or how they’re created, or how far this extends (eg. The modernish satan Loki interpretation exists despite not being from the original Norse myths). The gods are all imprisoned by someone, but Loki and Hermes and probably other gods escape, but one Loki specifically ends up in the MC’s house. The main reason they’re helping is because without Idun’s apples they’re mortal

[writing-to-survive]

#197

"I'm not too sure about this plan of yours anymore."

"Relax. The worst that could happen is that we die."

"Oh? Well then, let's go on three."

[defire]

Prisoner of war whumpee with a bit more agency

Trying to escape over and over. Each time they get caught, the punishment is worse, until finally they're facing down losing a limb and they're begging, promising to never do it again. Because how are they going to escape with only one leg?

Making friends with the interrogator. Sarcastic joking, "Let's not and say we did, huh?", going quiet when he picks up the torture weapon. Stupid to think that would work.

Planning an escape with the other prisoners. Whumpee is trying to form a team that can actually get out together. Conversations and planning hush when a group of their captors suddenly barge in.

Someone with a lot of intel trying to fake that they're a different person that doesn't know much. Until that same person is also captured and brought in to confront them.

A high-risk prisoner shackled around the wrists, ankles, collared, gagged, walking up to the front of their cell as far as they can come to stare the enemy commander.

[prompts-by-anjali]

"You're three minutes late."

"Sorry, princess, I forget how it is with royalty sometimes. Do you also need someone to stir your tea for you or…?"

--

"Stop telling me what to do!"

"I'd be happy to, princess, but then I'd have to explain to the others why you died on my watch."

--

"What were you thinking?"

"I was thinking the jump wasn't too far."

"You could have -- you almost -- ugh!"

"Right, so you're upset. It's understandable. You don't want to explain why I, the weak link, died on your watch."

"No, I -- what? You're not the weak link. You never were. It's just -- you could have gotten hurt."

--

"I thought you left me here. I thought…"

"I wouldn't. Friends don't do that to each other."

"Friends? We're really friends?"

"Yeah? I mean, unless I'm too common for you."

"No! No, not at all. You misunderstand, it's just that... I've never had a friend before. It's nice."

--

"This is a stupid plan. Don't you dare get injured."

"Anything for you, princess."

--

"I'm sorry about your family's palace."

"Don't be. It's vindicating to know I'm never going to be locked up in that tower again."

"Hm."

"And what about you? Are you going to be okay, now that we've won and there's no one left to fight?"

"No one to fight? Does this mean you're going to let me be the little spoon?"

"What? No, definitely not, you little -- !"

--

And they all lived happily ever after.

[tildeathiwillwrite]

Whumpuary Day 14

What's your favorite character dynamic?

Looking at what appears most in my writings, particularly my ocs, I think my preferred dynamic is the defiant/sassy Whumpee with the serious/sarcastic Caretaker or easily angered Whumper.

Examples:

Whumper: "On your feet." Jasper "Jas" Katherine: "I'd rather be dragged, thanks." Whumper: "I don't give a damn. You will obey, or you will be punished." Jas: "In case you haven't noticed, I don't give a damn either. You can't hurt me in any way that matters." Whumper: *throws her against the wall* (This scene)

Draven Cozenson: *tied up* "Your mask are stupid and your boss is an asshole." Whumper: *visibly annoyed* (This oneshot)

Killian Cory: *refuses to answer a direct question by his captors* (This scene)

Octavian de Silv: *rescuing Draven* "I couldn't just leave you to die at the hands of these masked imbeciles." (This oneshot)

Iska: "Ugh... everything hurts." Hiel: *sarcastically* "I wonder why." (This oneshot)

Jarsali: *hyperventilating* Korfel: "You're okay. You're doing great. You're not dying today." (This oneshot)