#sarcasim

[mittenslikescats]

tbh I find it kinda funny that some people in the ninjago fandom will go on and on about how queer ships like lava and bruise are ‘disgusting’ and ‘wrong’ and some people will even call you a horrible person for even thinking of shipping them. Yet some of those same people will say how much they love Lloyrumi. Ya know the relationship between two characters that was create on lies and manipulation. Yeah people will say that shipping someone like Kai and Cole together is wrong but they do certainly love shipping a toxic relationship. 

Like I’ve seen people try to ‘justify’ why Lloyrumi (in the canon of the show) is a good ship, they say things like ‘but she was so nice to him before she was revealed to be the quite one’ Like no this girl the whole time lied and manipulated him then tried to kill him if that doesn’t screamed red flag I don’t know what does. Also this doesn’t mean I hate Harumi she’s one of my favorite villains but her and Lloyd shouldn’t be in a relationship and even if she redeemed herself in Crystalized, which she’s got a LONG way to go to fully redeem herself that doesn’t suddenly make up for what she put Lloyd through. I’m fine if you want to ship them in an AU where Harumi isn’t the quite one and doesn’t tried to make Lloyds life a living hell. But looking at a canon point in the show those two should never be together. Also didn’t Garmadon technically adopt Harumi? So wouldn’t that make Lloyd and Harumi adoptive sib-  

[kinialohaguy]

Too Bee Or Babylon Bee

Aloha kåkou and Happy Aloha Friday. Wikipedia — “On January 6, 2021, the United States Capitol Building in Washington, D.C., was attacked by a mob of supporters of then–U.S. President Donald Trump in an attempted self-coup d’état two months after his defeat in the 2020 presidential election.” What really happened on January 6? Get ready to laugh, cry, and cower in terror as The Babylon Bee…

[art-freakazoid2]

I did a splatoween art but WH xD

[sillyvampireboi]

since I started learning german, I sucessfully understand 'mein Sohn Herbert' now, in Tanz der Vampire

[just-a-mod]

i have work soon so i wont be doing much tonight but

lol

99+ notes my guys

[thejojolands-moved]

Having a 'fun time' memorizing the "useful skill" of playing the M*A*S*H theme song on the 'dashboard bells.'

[wntw-virtuemoir-edition]

failing to see how the virtchies can buy it all. they would need to have their own money first. even the ones who aren't teenagers need to ask their parents for pocket money. virtchies are definitely not winning any prizes for having brains. i pity tessa with fans like that!

[ricofox]

Them: "This mere child cannot comprehend the inherent need for human exploitation in all forms of business.

And how important the 1% is for all our innovation. Like how Elon Musk built the first tesla by his bare hands and how he invented the Hyperloop that was definitely never thought of before like a 100 years ago.

The 1% shall inheret the world for their amazing contributions to society."

[kinialohaguy]

Almost There

Aloha kākou. Almost there for the New Year and more leftist regulations to control our lives. This regime wants to take us back to the eighteenth century. Do away with refrigerators and air conditioners. Why not get rid of deodorant also? We’d have stank worse than road apples left behind from the horse’s asses. Why not, since people are now allowed to poop on the streets. These are what Marxist…

[witchyamethyst]

I love El so much because she's never nice and she never has to becone nice as a part of her character arc. Sarcasim isn't just a tacked on aspect to prove she's "not like other girls" it's core aspect of her that gives her a genuinely witty and entertaining voice that's fun to read.

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

Yea who would even relate to thaatttt....

Ha ha ha defenatfly not me

*stares at my notifs* uh... greetings new mutual, you have no idea what you've stumbled into i'm afraid. I apologize in advance for my rambling

Oh look, someone who is apologetic for their rambling. Can’t relate.

[just-a-mod]

the last few days has been this constantly and i haven't struggled this hard with anxiety since i was in my early 20s

goodness, is summer over yet?

[00blue--rain00]

Anthony larusso x fem!reader

Imagine you were mad at anthony and started to think that he was cheating on you, but he wasn't, and..yea HEHE

Warning: ANGST TO FLUFF ✨️💗

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Anthony pov

I picked up my phone and called y/n. The first time I tried, it went straight to voice-mail. That was really not like her,she always picked my up my phone call or would text me right after a missed call.

"Shit..did I do something." I tried to call y/n agian, but no answer. I sat up from my chair a started to pace around my room.

love ❤️

bb y r u not picking up :(

did I do something wrong..

sorry if I did :( But u need you to talk to me if I did

Read 6:47 pm

so ur gonna leave me on read :( I'm sorry. ｡･(つд`｡)･｡

u know wat u did >:[

WHATD I DOO BB

u should know

but I'd don't bb tell me

bb..bb?

I don't even know what I had done. If I had done something, it would not have been so bad that she was ignoring me. Could it.

Right then, my dad had opened my door "Anthony this is the last time I'm gonna tell you to get off your phone and come eat dinner." "Okay Okay I'm coming." "Right now," I put my phone into my pocket and head down to the stairs

I grabbed a plate and sat down at the table. I checked my phone over and over again, hoping there was a message from y/n. Maybe even a small okay would make me happy. "Anthony, no phone at the table, miguel is coming over for dinner tonight, remember." my mom said with sarcasim in her voice "yea obviously he comes over every week. " Oh, shut up, Anthony." "Sam language," my dad said in a stern voice. I let out a small sigh and checked my phone again. Nothing...

Y/n pov

I know I was being harsh to Anthony, but the reason I was acting like this was because I was jealous, jealous of that dumb little shit Lia. Alright, that was too harsh. She started talking to Anthony right in front of me. I knew she had a crush on kenny, but it still made me jealous. When they were talking, I noticed that they looked straight at me right after they finished, I went up to Anthony, but his friends called him right then and there. He didn't even look back at me.

I put down my phone on the desk and went back to doing my studies, i tried to focus on the paper in front of me, but agian started to lose it. I sighed and leaned back on my seat. I took my headphones and put them on, listening to a random playlist of mine on spotify. "Ughhh." I took if my headphones and opened my phone again. I started texting Anthony.

❤️🐜Ant🐜❤️

wanna come over?...I'll tell you, later

okay, but can't u just tell me over text?

No <(｀^´)>

OK baby...🥲

Be there in 10

Anthony pov

I put my dishes away and saw my phone screen light up. I picked up my phone and saw a message from y/n. She asked if I wanted to come over. WITH NO HESITATION I messaged back with a big old yes. I ran to the door and put my shoes on. "Ant, where you going, buddy?" My dad said. "Oh um, I'm going to y/ns place."i said while putting my shoes on."Okay, just be back by 10" "yep" and open the door and walk out, closing the door behind me. I started walking down the sidewalk that led to y/ns house. I was nervous, what if she breaks up with me. What if she hates me. Was it..nvm.

When I got there, I was out of breath from running so fast. I put my hands on her hips and picked up rock, and threw it at her window to get her attention. I saw her shadow appearing through the curtains. She opened them and lifted her window. "Hii bb," I say with a large Ginn on my face. She leaned on the window seal and sighed. "Can you open the door, please?" "Yea. Yea, I'm on it"

She opened the door and took my hand in hers, and pulled me into the house. I closed the door right after she did that. "So what do you wanna talk about, hm?" "What was you and Lia talking about?" I straightened by back and right after those words came out of her lips. When she said that, she looked away from me and crossed her arms. "Baby, you know I would never do anything like that to you." I lifted her chin to look up at me. [Rizz 😏] she sighed a bit before day something. "I-i knew I just guys. I got insecure, but you still haven't answered my question." I put my hand back by my side and looked down at my feet."You know how..it's yourrr birthday in a couple of days." she looked up at me and slimed a bit. "Oh.. sorry for thinking you were..cheating. " I pulled in a hug and kissed the crown of her head. " it's okay. Your mines and I'm yours. " There was a bit of silence in between us before she said something "always.." she said in a quiet voice.

"Always"

A/N I actually don't know where this went bro like 😐 yea, I hope you enjoyed it because it's my FIRST, lol 😆

Okay..bye

[plushpyro]

hi im mumbles! adult | they/it/bot/he - herez my carrd!!

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★ herez my oc tag list!! ★

tagging system ^w^

🔥.art - tag for all my art

🔥.txt - talk tag

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tone tagz are appreciated but you dont have to use, them mainly for sarcasim or jokez i sometimez cant pick up on those >_<

[piereoglyphics]

yk what . my bad . its 71 !!!! i think im colorblind 😁😁😁😁

hey morro are you colorblind

on an unrelated note do you see anything here

No I'm not also hello yeah it says 71

[atalentedwriter]

— a/n

So i dropped a new fic yesterday 🤭 it's so sweet, it's just fluff because my writings have been a bit angsty lately so i wanted to give y'all a break, check out snooze and miss the moment it's literally just so sweet you'll love it

Anyway, i'm thinking of making a new miles fic and i want y'all to choose a song like how i've been doing, a.k.a the mood for the fic but there's a catch. what you don't know is that one of these songs is actually going to lead to a pt. 2 of don't make it harder on me so pick wisely 🤨

i LOVE y'all, that fic literally went viral omg. i never got the chance to properly thank you so i'm thanking you now 😭

btw i have like a draft, it's of miles and reader getting into a little fight, it's mostly angst, here's a snippet, if y'all want me to keep working on it, let me know

"No mi amor, I mean it mariposa. You look nice." He says again causing you to smile.

"..Thank you, it's actually really nice to hear." You look down as Miles pauses.

"..'Actually..?'" He asks as you look up. "I..compliment you all the time."

You look at him, dumbfounded for a second before just putting a smile on your face. "Okay Miles."

You reach to take another sip of your drink as Miles still stares at you intently. "You say that like I don't compliment you. Babe, te felicito"

You had taken a bite out of the complimentary bread that was placed on the table, trying to distract yourself from the brewing argument and shrugged, looking at him, chewing. "Okay." You say nonchalantly.

Miles nods and looks down, reaching for his drink. "..More than you compliment me.."

You kiss your teeth and lean in, your voice low and obviously annoyed. "That's. Why I said 'okay' Miles."

"Uh-huh-"

"Because no matter what I said you would turn it into a big deal because you turn everything into a big deal." You reach for the bread and sigh with his next words.

"Oh I make a big deal out of everything?" He countered and you rolled your eyes.

"Yes, the same thing with how you're making a big deal out of the fact that I said you make a big deal out of everything."

"Okay, well now I feel like it's a set-up." You slump in your seat slightly at his words and release yet another tired and annoyed sigh. "You know, everything I say is automatically a big deal."

"Fine, I'm the bad guy." You're overly annoyed and more right now and there couldn't be more sarcasim in your voice.

"Finally." Miles says, looking at you intently. "You admit it."

"Miles what's wrong with you?" You say, your voice going calm and caring as now you're trying to ignore your annoyance to find out the root of your argument once again.

"What? Wh.."

"Do you know how hard it is dealing with you constantly?" You sigh, looking at him, trying to find out where his anger and annoyance came from randomly.

"Like you are a kiss of sunshine." He looks away and you take a deep breath in.