#sarah makes post

[sarahreadsfic]

Just a random SAGAU thought here, but your acolytes love your skin.

Every time you bemoan the fact that it’s not as smooth or unblemished as their own, they wonder if they should tell you: it takes everything in them to stay their lips and fingers from caressing even the slightest sliver of skin you deign to show them, hold their tongues from cascading worship and praise upon each blessed glimpse of your divine form.

They adore every part of you, of course, but your skin - how could they not stare in awe at the myriad colors that dance across it? To you, it may be merely discoloration, hyperpigmentation, vitiligo, uneven skin tone, scarring, etc. But they see an array of brilliant shades and rich gradients, like a painter’s palette ready to create a new masterpiece.

And how, how could they not long to touch when your skin is so textured? Running their fingertips over your skin, if you would so graciously allow, is like tracing a map of Teyvat itself. They see and feel the mountains and valleys of your creation in each bump and divot, sandy deserts and grassy plains in the rough patches and hairs scattered across your body, canyons and rivers in each stretch mark and wrinkle and fold. 

The terrain of their world is written right there on your skin, and to them, it is just as beautiful.

[tagapagsalaysay]

a man who confided in me when drunk that he thinks the pride movement has got a bit out of hand

[lagrith]

i wish i was a witch just to live there

[silkspectred]

— I'll make it quick.

[sinomin]

[romancanine]

reverse viking funeral

[logicheartsoul]

These are like scenes from a romcom, sarahbucky style

[medievalthymes]

The Three Fates - Alexander Rothaug  (1870–1946) / The Golden Fool - Robin Hobb / When i met you - Mira Lightner / Medea - The Little Theatre Production (2019) / To The End - My Chemical Romance / Fool's Fate - Robin Hobb / Orpheus Leading Eurydice from the Underworld (1861). Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot / Fool's Fate / Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush / The Greeks and the Trojans Fighting over the Body of Patroclus (1836) -  Antoine Wiertz / Fool's Fate - Robin Hobb / Wait For Me - Hadestown / Fool's Fate - Robin Hobb / Fumi Kaneko as Juliet and William Bracewell as Romeo in Romeo and Juliet, The Royal Ballet, 2021 ROH / Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush / Fool's Fate - Robin Hobb / Thirteen Letters -  dropdeaddream / Fool's Fate / Lighthousekeeping - Jeanette Winterson / Fool's Fate - Robin Hobb / Salome - Lucien Lévy-Dhurmer (1865-1953) / Wait For Me II - Hadestown

[noah-of-ark]

[puppyeared]

vincent voice claim!! hes auggie and anton's son ^_^

VA: Catbug from Bravest Warriors, voiced by Sam Lavagnino

[sarahreadsfic]

the narrator from the stanley parable as one of the scrybes in inscryption. this idea is not fleshed out at all but i just wanna see them interact so badly lol

he’s like leshy in terms of his flair for dramatics and how much he values storytelling, but the way he approaches it is so similar to how p03 approaches gameplay. he doesn’t just care about the story (if you pick up stuff around his set the way you do in leshy’s cabin and attempt to use it, he definitely would not let you the way leshy does. “no no no, where did you get that? that isn’t part of the game, i’m confiscating it--”). he cares about his ideal story. i could 100% imagine him ranting to grimora about the player not doing what he wants while she just sips tea and occasionally gives a noncommittal “hm.” narrator playtesting with leshy and giving each other comments and critiques on their stories, both civil and polite yet not taking ANY of each other’s advice. he’d absolutely have arguments with p03 just because p03 will needle him about his strategy and he HAS to defend it. i have no idea how he’d interact with magnificus other than not understanding how to play his card game and them being slightly judgmental about each other’s sense of aesthetics.

(also, i love the idea of the narrator’s cards all having references to the stanley parable. the adventure line™ with sprinter and bifurcated strike sigils, the bucket destroyer with steel trap and/or touch of death. the figurines are definitely cards though i have no idea what they would do. he gives you the option to choose the bucket as one of your starting cards, and he also gives unsolicited advice on which paths you should take whenever you play.)

honestly i mostly just wanna see the narrator and leshy hanging out

[catgrandpa]

I’m rewatching Labyrinth and I already know I’m going to make this about Tim Drake.

Bruce gets Damian as a baby, and makes Tim watch him while he goes out on the more dangerous missions.

Tim throws a fit and says the whole ‘Ugh, I wish someone would just take you far away from me!’ bit and then League assassins kidnap Damian.

Tim tracks down Ra’s and threatens him and Ra’s tells him, “Ah, but Detective… I’m doing you a favor. I heard you, you know. Just think how much better life will be when you don’t have to worry about taking care of my grandson.”

“…I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but I really need my brother back.”

Ra’s stares at him for a few moments. “How disappointing. I suppose you’ll just have to find him, then.”

And that’s the last thing Tim remembers before waking up in the labyrinth. He walks forward for a few moments before he sees a figure training with a sword in a courtyard.

The figure turns and Tim spots bright green eyes and a streak of white in a head of black.

“Oh, Replacement. It’s you.”

[gracie-rosee]

Sometimes I feel like I’m part of the few people in this fandom who is obsessed with these books in a normal way.

I love Rhys and Nesta. I love Azriel and Lucien and Mor and Elain. I love Cassian and Amren and Varian. I love Gwyn. I love Emerie. I love Jurian. I love Vassa! I love everyone.

I ship Elain and Azriel, and I believe they’re going to get the next book. I love Elriel but I also really love what Elucien could be and I read Elucien fic and I make art for them!! I’ve read Gwynriel fics because my amazing writer friends wrote them, and they are incredible.

I love some characters a lot more than others for sure, but I’ve never dedicated my entire blog to being anti-anything.

I hope this reaches the right audience. I want to make more friends who like and ship different things than me because I love seeing why people enjoy them so much. If something makes you happy, hell yeah I wanna know why!

This isn’t a joke. I want to be friends with people who have different likes than me. But every time I go and follow someone who likes a different ship than me, their blog is full of negativity towards everything and everyone else. :(

I want to fill my feed with nothing but positivity. If this is calls to you, hi. Let’s be friends!

[hanyuleum]

Hbomberguy's video reminded me of when my photo was used without my permission and wasnt given credit in this dashcon video.

At the time I pretended to be happy about it despite actually being extremely annoyed and upset by it.

Sarah Z never asked me to use this photo. She didn't even tell me that it was in the video. In fact, I only knew about my photo being used after being messaged by several people.

That photo was linked to ALL of my social media and it would have been so easy to find me after googling "dash con cosplay" (which is the exact search result I used to find myself during my own investigation)

Yes it's just a photo but the basic principle of being asked didn't happen. It was genuinely upsetting that I wasn't asked and wasn't given credit.

[like-the-rest-of-la]

Happy Little Accidents

The last thing Eddie Diaz expects to come out of his trip to Buckley’s Plant Nursery & Landscaping with his son, is to develop an honest to god schoolgirl crush on the guy who owns the place (and not notice that that is what’s happening for an embarrassingly long time).  

The plan is simple. Get in, have Christopher pick out a couple of succulents or whatever he needs for his school project, and get out without infesting any of the gorgeous plants in the shop with his bad plant karma. 

But then, the first thing he’s greeted with is a hunk of a man, carrying two heavy packs of soil on his broad shoulders. Eddie swears he can see a drop of sweat running down the man’s face in slow motion. His t-shirt looks like it’s one strategic muscle flex away from bursting at the seams and Eddie—Eddie feels nervous all of the sudden. And he’s gaping like a fish. 

“Hey,” Hunk-man says as he hoists the soil on the counter next to him with a grunt, “What can I help you with?”

At least Eddie has enough self-awareness to close his mouth.

Or: the one where Buck owns a plant nursery and Eddie stumbles through his crush (and has no game during all of it)—oh and also, there are a lot of Bob Ross references.

Read on Ao3

(With a banner by the wonderful @theladyyavilee thank you so so so much <3)

[romancanine]

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