#sarada wins out tho

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Sakura and Naurto didnt happen solely because they had to find a way to make Sauske relevant in Boruto

hear me out tho. instead of making sakura an abandoned and broke housewife and painting it as romantic. her and sasuke just have a brief fling or hookup, she gets pregnant, he’s as involved with sarada’s life as he is in the canon. naruto being the best friend steps up to help out. they eventually get together, and then as the story goes on and sasuke gets more involved when she’s older, she has to deal with this dissolving idealized version of her father she’s always had in her head vs naruto her goofy stepdad who’s always been there for her since day one. this also lets us keep up the naruto and sasuke rivalry, not in a violent who’s more powerful way, but in a way that might actually force some real character development out of sasuke when he realizes naruto is a better father than him. it also makes sarada and boruto have a fun and quippy sibling relationship, sakura stays the best medic in the damn world and since she’s married to the hokage she has resources to actually continue to make a difference in other countries, and, quite frankly, if any of her kids were feeling abandoned she would personally drag naruto out of his office, so he’s not also a bad father in this scenario and boruto has a better attitude. every one wins. thank you goodnight.

[uzuma-take]

I don’t wanna be seem as I’m being rude and disrespecting anyone with this post. This is my opinion on some characters that where never confirmed nor denied being LGBTQ however they have had strong moments within there respective series that hints to them being LGBTQ. Let’s start with...

Joey ... I’ve been really into friends as of recently . And a lot of scenes with Joey make me think he’s either Gay or Bisexual. There’s a couple of moments that make stop and go oi that’s interesting. Let’s go through them

The biggest moment is Emma’s birthday episode when they are discussing the cake and Joey says something along the lines of “oi man I why did I like more as a penis.

Then there’s the gif below

Both him and chandler are enjoying that a bit too much for them to not like each other at least a little. Then there’s a bathroom scene I can remember it exactly but joey is very interested in seeing Chandler and Ross with no pants by looking over there stools.

Unfortunately back then TV shows weren’t a load to air any lgbtq stuff it would have been awesome to see joey in a loving relationship that didn’t seemed forced .

The next character is from friends too

Pheobe had more moments the Joey did flirting with the girls of the group she even had a massive falling out with Monica and Rachel when she picked Rachel as the person she’d date. There’s moments where she openly (unlike Joey accidentally) mentions how sexy some of the women are and mention there breast ect. However in the end she got married to Mike I think it was.

Lister and Rimmer what can I say I’ve shipped this for a while now . There is literally a Kiss scene albeit was a dream Lister had after rimmer left in season 7 but there have been other moments as recently as 9 April 2020 in the promised never land they had an extremely touching moment with Lister even stating the He was the sun the that was shining on Rimmers moon. “You can’t have Moonlight with out sunlight” that’s what a couple would say to someone the loved as it basically translates to I can live without you.

Oi he may be a science experiment but if you watch the show then you know he pretty much ignores Sarada unless she’s in danger it’s about his Sun Boruto the light that is guiding him I personally ship him and Chocho as I don’t think Boruto is into Mitsuki like that but I can see where people are going with it.

These two are my hardcore ship there is so much evidence even within Boruto / The novels. Out of every episode in shippuden there is only one ep I don’t consider canon and it doesn’t feature Kakashi or Gai. So my thoughts Kakashi is Bisexual cause of his heavy crush on the warden from his novel and Hanere .

Gai is at least Gay. I think the reason they didn’t get together at first is because after each of there traumatic experiences (Kakashi with Rin and Obito’s death . Gai with the eight inner gates) they pushed each other away Kakashi felt like he was gonna kill Gai and Gai being depressed not wanting to show Kakashi him being weak. (I feel he pushed Lee away for the same reason see the ep where he trains Metal Its heavily implied he hadn’t seen metal in a long time and Lee is very short with Gai later in the episode)

I also like to think that the movies are mostly canon unless stated otherwise (every ep unless stated) as we have had surprise confirmation from the manga and novels before . There’s a couple of moments in the third shippuden movie where they think Kakashi is implied to be gay . Near the end of the movie He actually makes a face of ‘well what did you think Naruto’ this causing Naruto to flee. Kakashi denies liking Naruto but not about liking other men . It’s also Lee who first points it out using Gai as an example stating “Gai sensei told me this was the spring time of youth” . Tenten replying with “I knew it” implying again Gai had that talk with Lee.

There’s also the whole Steam Ninja Scrolls arc where Kakashi literally gives Gai his food . The conversation at the end basically solidified the ship when Kakashi admitted that he’d make a dumbass move to save Gais leg even if it killed him . And we know for a fact he wouldn’t do that for anyone else at all. OK ENOUGH RAMBLING ABOUT MY FAVE SHIP... I need to talk about the last couples.

This is jus a shit posting ship but I think it’s cute so Toshi and Aizawa. Personally I don’t see any thing canon but it’s my personal fave ship in BHNA .

LOOK AT THEM . They are so cute yes Bakugou gets easily upset (but he does it with anyone) I DO NOT SHIP IZUBAKU OR DYNAKU (Dynamite x Deku) until recently that was a really abusive relationship. Kirishima was the only one Bakugou grabbed the hand of and Deku knew that. There’s been subtle hints but I unfortunately have the feeling if Bakugou ends up with anyone it’ll be Tsui as there’s been a lot of drawings with them together let’s hope KiriBaku wins tho.

Last one

These two are cute but it’s already been pretty much confirmed Deku and Uraraka will end up together

😭😞

[shikastemari]

babysitter - s&k&s.

characters kakashi, sasuke, sakura, sarada

request

word count 1,281

when it happens sarada is 3 here

warnings none

a/n i just loveeeeee requests like this one. sorry it took so long tho. 

MASTERLIST

“Shut up.”

Sasuke shot his former sensei a deadly glare, before returning his eyes to his three year old daughter crying in front of him. The poor guy had tried everything to make her stop sobbing, as it was heartbreaking for himself, but nothing worked on Sarada.

“I didn’t say anything.” Kakashi shrugged from the couch, his eyes glued to one of the infamous books he always read. Sasuke thought about saying something like ‘why don’t you stop reading those and actually get yourself a woman’, but the sound of his daughter cry prevented him of opening his mouth.

“You don’t have to. It’s always written on your eyes.” Sasuke hissed. He kneeled next to the girl, pulling her to a hug. “Stop crying baby girl. What dad can do to make you stop?”

The girl on his arms peered up at him with her big onyx eyes that looked exactly like his. For a moment, she ceased her sobs, pouting. “I want mama.” She answered, her tiny hands grabbing his shirt.

“Mama’s working, Sarada. You have to spend the day with dad and uncle Kakashi.” He tried to reasoned with her, but it just ended up making more tears roll down her chubby cheek.

“I can’t wait to tell Sakura what a great job you did.” Kakashi spilled from the couch, amusement laced on his tone.

“Why are you here, anyway?” The anger on Sasuke’s tone just helped to make Sarada cry a bit harder.

“You’ve been gone for a long time, buddy, so basically your wife sent me to help you.” Kakashi closed his book, placing it next to him. “Sasuke, you have no idea how to take care of a child.”

“I told you I don’t need your help.” Sasuke wiped Sarada’s tears with his thumb, but the girl was still pouting.

“I want mama!” She narrowed her eyes, crossing her little arms on her chest and then looking away.

“Poor Sakura. I swear, sometime it feels like you did her all by yourself. Pretty sure you did mitosis.” Kakashi stood up, walking straight to their direction. He kneeled next to him, so he could be closer to the little girl. “Hey Sarada, I have something to tell you.”

The little girl’s eyes widened in curiosity and she glanced over Kakashi’s face. “Are you taking off your mask?”

Sasuke put a hand on his mouth, pretending to cough as he muffled his giggle. Kakashi was right. The girl was entirely his.

“No. It’s a bigger secret. A Hokage secret.”

That got the little girl attention, and frankly, Sasuke’s too. “Oh yeah, you are the Hokage. Why are you still here? Don’t you have a job to do?”

Kakashi glared at him before returning his eyes to the little girl. Her own were sparkling after hearing the word Hokage, and Sasuke felt a little jealous over the way the girl was looking at his former sensei so… admiredly.

“I will show you my most powerful jutsu.” Kakashi poked her nose and she drove her hands to it, smiling in anticipation.

“I wanna see!!” Sarada exclaimed, but Sasuke frowned.

“Are you sure it’s safe to show her the chidori inside this house? Sakura will kill me if I destroy it.” Sasuke gulped.

Kakashi ran his hand over his face. “You’re supposed to be the smart one. I swear Naruto is way better than you with kids.”

Sasuke grimaced.

Kakashi bit his finger and passed his blood onto the floor. Seconds later, the house was filled by different sized dogs. Sasuke recognized Pakkun quickly.

“Oh well. You certainly are that arrogant little boy, aren’t you?” The dog deadpanned. “Kakashi, why did you- SARADA-CHAN!” Pakkun exclaimed as he saw the little girl standing in front of Sasuke. He ran towards her, the others dogs following him closely.

Sarada was already running at their direction, her tiny arms open to hug the brown dog on the lead. Pakkun licked her face, making her giggle. It was such a cute sound that it almost made Sasuke’s heart melt into a poodle.

Honestly, Sasuke felt a little bad for not being able to keep his daughter from crying for such a long time. It was obvious to him that she was more used to be around Sakura, since he was constantly at his missions, but he couldn’t help but feel a little hurt too.

“Don’t martyrize yourself for it. It’s your first time taking care of her without Sakura. It’s supposed to be hard.” Kakashi put his hand on his former pupil’s shoulder and squeezed it in solidarity. “You should’ve seen the first time Sakura asked me to take care of her. She cried over two hours before I thought about the Kuchiyose no jutsu. Pakkun and the other ninken love her since.”

Sasuke sighed, looking at his daughter again, lost in the middle of the animals as she laughed hard. “Thank you.”

“In case you didn’t know by now, it’s my job to take care of the team 7, no matter how big you three think you are now. That also means I need to take care of the little ones too.” Kakashi glanced over Sarada direction, where the girl was pulling Urushi’s tail and it pretended to be mad, trying playfully to bite her, which only made her laugh more.

Sarada started running around the room, all of them following her. Ninken were pretty fast, so Sasuke thought it was really interesting how their pace was slow to let her have some advantage. Suddenly, she stormed at his direction and used his dad arms as a shield. “Tell them I’m not here, papa.”

Sasuke glanced down, the corner of his lips lifting up, and then turned his gaze to the animals in front of him. “Sorry guys, Sarada isn’t here.”

The dogs feigned some whine and gasps. Sasuke felt Sarada’s little body shaking as she giggled, hiding her face on his shirt.

“I think I’ll get going. You seem to have everything under control here.” Kakashi stood up, already walking towards the couch to grab his book.

“Wait, now?” Sasuke questioned in surprise.

“Yeah. They’re staying for a while, don’t worry. You got this.” Kakashi reassured him, his eyes squinted and Sasuke knew he was smiling.

Before Kakashi could close the door to Sasuke’s house, the raven haired guy called for his former sensei once again. “Thank you.”

Kakashi just nodded and left.

-

Sakura felt like a tractor ran over her. It’d been ages since the last time she’d such a hard shift. She could still hear the sirens from the ambulances taking people there. The pinkette closed her eyes and took a deep breath. It’s over. I’m finally home.

As soon as Sasuke heard the key noise, he knew he’d be doomed. He was warming some milk for Sarada, as he heard his wife scream out his name.

Two seconds later, a fuming Sakura appeared on the door, her eyes widened in shock and her hands clenched into fists. Sasuke even noticed the how white her knuckles were.

“Why our three year old daughter is playing with snakes in the middle of our living room?” Every word coming out of her mouth was dripping with dangerous.

Sasuke shrugged, avoiding smile while his wife was that mad. “She was crying.”

“And then, snakes? Seriously?”

Sasuke shrugged one more time. He knew he’d heard about it for weeks but he was fine with it. Nothing else matter except for the fact he managed to take care of their daughter for a whole day and she was still alive and happy, and that, folks, was what Sasuke would like to call as a win.

[kairi-chan]

I can see Boruto going 2 ways: 

Plot 1:

- Naruto dies

- Boruto seeks revenge

- Sarada stays in the village doing Hokage training

- Eventually seeks Boruto out to bring him home

- she finds him but he doesn’t want to until his revenge is complete

- they fight (duh)

- they reach some sort of epiphany/truce

- Sarada let’s Boruto go

- Boruto continues on his revenge

- he’s in trouble so Sarada goes to him

- They get revenge for Naruto together

- they go home and Sarada becomes hokage eventually

- get married and have kids

- Boruto continues to wander around like Sasuke because... plot reasons/the danger will forever be lurking around so the next generation can have something to worry about (lol) 

Plot 2: 

- Sarada discovers the truth about how dirty Konoha’s politics are

- she rebels and joins an organization

- Naruto dies and Konoha is in disarray

- Boruto seeks out for revenge and eventually crosses paths with Sarada

- they catch up and Boruto tells her she should come home, because she would make a good Hokage to clean up the system

- Sarada refuses, Boruto wants to drag her back home.

- epic fight pls

- they both nearly die but come to terms with each other and make each other a promise.

- Boruto will come right back to Sarada after he’s done with his revenge, and Sarada will give going home a chance when he attains it.

- years pass.

- Sarada hears Boruto’s gotten his revenge and so she goes home, holding up her part of the promise.

- things are kind of awkward, but they eventually find their niche.

- she goes for hokage training and Boruto promises to support her

- big trouble ensues

- of course Boruto’s generation resolves it and wins

- makes Sarada hokage to stabilise things

- makes Boruto anbu to support her

- they get married and have babies

- cue the strongest most OP MF babies ever

- and they all lived happily ever after

I should really go to sleep or write an actual fic instead of thinking about these things. I like plot 2 better tho because I like happy endings.