#sapnap headcannon

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MCYT HAVING A CRUSH • HEADCANONS

A/N: I write for Foolish and Punz now too, everybody cheered! Here’s some (really specific, too!) headcanons on how they would act when reaaallyyy crushing on someone… Any way, please keep sending me requests! May take a while for me to write them, but hey, I’ve been feeling really excited about writing lately 🫶🏻 My next, or one of my next, uploads will be a full-length little fiction piece of Dream having a crush, sooo we’ll continue with this crush theme… 👀

DREAM:

If you were a streamer yourself, he’d definitely gift subs on each stream of yours. Let’s be real, he wouldn’t settle for 20 gifted subs, make it a 100. Sometimes he’d donate and attach messages with them such as “hey nice stream you got there” or just straight up “(sugar) daddy dream is here”. UM, RIP CHAT. AM I RIGHT? Knowing him, it’d be an unnecessarily large amount of money, but he just wants to see the stunned look on your face and hear you thank and praise him for his generosity like no other. Man’s smiling so hard at himself and feeling a little prideful for being able to spoil you like that, in front of thousands of people watching too, and thinking if only he could spoil you as more than a friend.

Giving you piggyback rides! Or more like demanding to give you piggyback rides… Dream would give off such cocky energy when he’d get to carry you on his back, though. Like you were royalty and he was your carriage. I can just imagine him walking around piggybacking you and someone asking him for a favor, to which he’d reply “I’d love to but I’m kinda busy here, and my hands are kinda full so…” and gesture at you on his back and his hands supporting you. You’d hurrily try to climb off of him, to which he’d just yelp a little “no!” and then proceed to throw you a reassuring smile over his shoulder, silently telling you he likes having you so close to him.

Yeah so, those little acts of service are it for him. He’d feel the urge to spoil you, as stated before, and this side of him would strongly come out if you ever were to shop with him around. If you ever wanted to even look at an item, you better do it quick and not let him see. Because the moment he sees you looking a little too hard at or twiddle with something you’re considering buying, he strides over to you and starts asking “you want it? ‘Cause if you want it, it’s yours” and you can already see him taking out his credit card. And before he even gives you time to think, he has already bought it for you. Damn, he’d buy the whole store for you in a heartbeat if you asked. So, better not even joke about it to him…

You know the really cheesy move guys pull when they yawn and stretch and lift up their arm and then put it over their crushes’ shoulder? I feel like Dream would be so guilty of attempting that, successfully attempting that. He’d make it super playful though, he doesn’t want to scare you away, in case you wouldn’t feel the same way about him. After successfully getting his arm around you, he’d blissfully sigh “ah! This is nice, or what?”

He’d make playlists, for himself. And they’d be public for everyone to see. Nothing weird about that, right? Or at least at first, there was nothing exceptional about them, or so did everyone thought, until later a few fans pointed it out that, maybe coincidentally, the first letters of each track spelt out your name. Totally not a coincidence for Dream, even though that’s what he tells to the curious public: it’s all a coincidence. He wouldn’t be afraid to make his crush on you obvious to the world. Because no one would know just how serious he was about it, instead he’d just play it off as playful banter between two close friends. It’d be just for him to know that he did it out of true affection. Maybe someday for you to know as well, he hopes. But for now, he settles for playing it cool and laughing off the people online freaking out.

Even more of being close to you. Like in forms of giving you massages. Yep. He’d sneak up behind you and just start massaging your shoulders. In a totally friendly way. Or so he hopes it seems like, because again, he doesn’t want to scare you away. So a friendly massage. And who are you to turn down a free massage? And so he’s massaging away and relishing in getting to be close to you again. He’d get super into it though and probably make a few dramatic “Ohh! Ahh! Oh yeah!” sound effects of his own. He’d ask you then “you feel good now?” You know damn well that Sapnap would fight the urge to ask Dream does he like making you feel good.

SAPNAP:

Congrats, now that he’s (still secretly) hardcore crushing on you big time, you have a hype man of your own (that’s him). If it came to video games and watching you play them, he’d (sometimes lewdly) comment on every move you’d make in the game, such as “you’re so fucking good at that. You know what being around a good player, who’s also hot, does to me”, he’d scream “YEAH!” a little too loud whenever you’d win. Others hearing it will point out his constant praise with a “yeah, we get it already” to which he’d mumble a quiet “shut up” and bite back a smile. Like Dream, he just wants to like you loud and proud, but not give it away that he’s actually being serious and doing more than just platonic flirting. He also finds you being skilled attractive, no matter how small the said skill is. Even when it comes to mundane things, he’s still rooting for you. It could be something as simple as cooking with him and his need to praise you would get triggered by something as simple as you working a blender perfectly. Yeah… He cheers and claps when you’re done blending and then explains himself when you question what got him so excited, “n-no, nothing, it’s just that, that can be pretty tough, y’know? Especially avoiding spillage. Dream usually doesn’t know how to do it the right way so-“ “Yes, I do!” Dream would interrupt and yell from the living room. Sapnap just hopes he shuts up so he doesn’t blow his cover. He knows that Dream knows damn well how to use the blender, but in his eyes you’re just superior at everything, so even if it takes throwing Dream under the bus to make you feel superior, he’ll do it.

Okay, so, he loves praising you but he also likes hearing you praise him. He’d trick you into it though by asking you questions such as “don’t I just look so good today?” or “do you like this new hoodie I bought?” You’d have no choice than to agree and tell him that yes, he looks nice. It literally has him falling asleep with a smile on his face that night, wishing that the more you tell him that, the more you’ll also convince yourself that he is indeed pretty cute, and hot, and handsome, and all that. He’d do anything to convince you that he’s the most handsome thing you’ll ever see. 

God help him if you’d ever talk to him about someone other than him, any other guy. Yeah, his heart would break a little, but it’d also make him super competitive and, well, petty as hell. You could even harmlessly compliment Karl and he’d instantly get into a “but I’m better” mood. And that’s also exactly what he’d ask you, “but he’s not as cute as me, right?” You’d be taken back a little and tell him that “I think there’s no reason for that,” which should be enough to reassure him and his petty mood, but he’d just pout and grunt back “we’ll see about that.” He can’t sometimes stand anyone else than him hearing those compliments from you, especially if he was in a grumpy mood to begin with. Talking about compliments, he’d also learn any skill just to impress you. And to be better than everyone else. Simp behavior…

He’d also be sooo whiny. He’d use that whiny tone to convince you. Trying to convince you to stay over at his house for a little longer. Or trying to convince you in voice call to play one more round of a game with him on stream when you’d have million of other important things to do instead. He’d talk in that tone only for you, but he wouldn’t really care if others heard him. Usually if any of the boys would hear him, they’d definitely gag at his sweet talk. All in good fun, of course. If you were to deny him and his attempt to get you to join his team for just one more round, he wouldn’t stop whining for the majority of the stream nor the call. 30 minutes later and you can still occasionally hear his voice whining, “whyyyyy? But why would you say ‘no’? Pleaseeeee....” aaand cue to Karl gagging. 

Sapnap would be so slick when it comes to spending more time with you, or initiating to spend more time with you. He’d ask you “hey, do you remember when we went to that arcade?” and you’d be a mess of confusion because, you have never been to an arcade with him, so you’d tell him with a nervous laughter “no? I don’t think that ever happened” to which he’d smirk at you and say “well, should we make it happen?” And that’s how he took to you an arcade. And to many other places. He pretends they’re dates. But shh, that’s a secret. He wouldn’t want to ruin a great friendship. He just hopes you like the slick ones if he ever was to ruin it.

Letting you borrow his hoodie and then claiming that you can keep it when you try to give it back to him? YES. This actually would happen with a couple of his hoodies. Very gentleman-y of him. You wouldn’t even have time to finish your sentence about how cold it is outside, when he already is handing you his hoodie. You’d go through the bickering back and forth of him insisting that you put it on and that he’ll be fine without it, that he’s not cold at all, and you telling him that he doesn’t need to give it to you. He knows he doesn’t, but he wants to. So let him, please. Let him enjoy the cute view (he secretly enjoys) of you in his clothes. Later on he then tells you to “just keep it”, because he has ‘plenty of hoodies anyway.’ Oh boy, he just hopes you wear it around him sometime…

Sooo quick to defend you. Sometimes it’d be a little unnecessary how strongly he’d react, but he feels that it’s now (that he’s absolutely smitten by you) in his blood to defend and protect you from anything that could make you feel bad about yourself. It could be something as simple as someone pointing out that you bite your nails as a bad habit and Sapnap would open his mouth and tell them “bro, stop. Leave them alone.” Everyone would be a little stunned and tell him to calm down, to which he’d mutter “yeah, whatever”, but no, he wouldn’t let himself calm down just yet. For the remaining of the day he’s on high alert, ready to defend you some more.

GEORGE:

My God, he’d get so giggly and blushy around you. He’d definitely argue back that no, he doesn’t, but he does. Just hearing you laugh, he’d start laughing and giggling along, even when he’d have no clue what’s so funny and what exactly it is that you’re laughing at. And the blushing! If anyone was to point out the blush on his cheeks, he’d just shake his head, roll his eyes and assure that no, his face is not red (while he is visibly red). At his weakest, he wouldn’t even be able to look at your way without blushing. How much longer exactly will he be able to hide his feelings like that?

Sometimes when he’d feel extremely bold and brave, he’d take things to Twitter. Or someone would do it for him. What I mean is that, George would look up or come across a video of let’s say, two cats cuddling or kissing, or whatsoever, and tag you and tweet “Me and you?” Twitter has a meltdown. Meltdown is an understatement. Maybe he’d get cold feet almost immediately and delete it before too many people would see it. (Too bad that there’ll still be hundreds of screenshots of it.) Sometimes someone else like Sapnap would instead tag you and George in a similar tweet and say “this @y/n and @GeorgeNotFound???” Yeah, you may be blind to the massive crush George has on you, but Sapnap isn’t…

Filming totally pointless TikToks with him... Yeah, they’re pointless and it’s his ideas that usually are just causing confusion amongst anyone watching them. There’s no plot, just vibes. But he can’t ignore how happy and comfortable he feels with you even on camera, even when you’re doing some stupid TikTok dances. And in a way, he also gets to show off your friendship, he wishes it was more than friendship, to the world. So yeah, most of the time they were spontaneous clips that we’re just filmed in the heat of the moment, a little humorous, definitely chaotic. What anyone watching would see on the screen is just two friends hanging out and having fun, but it’s totally different from what he feels. And he totally plays them back and watches them alone afterwards, smiling at his phone, smiling at you on his screen. And then checking you out a little bit too, “wow…”

Sure, he’s able to gently joke around with you, but then somehow end up feeling a little bad for it. He could offer you a snack and ask you “you want this?” and when you’d say yes, instead of feeding it to you, he’d instead eat it himself and laugh at you “hah! You can’t have it!” Soon he’d start feeling bad for you, even though there definitely was no harm done with that little prank, but he feels bad enough to go above and beyond to get you your own snacks that no one can steal away from you, not even him. He’d present them to you with a “woo-o! Look what I have!” and wow, he’d be so red in the face again when you stare at him with your mouth agape in surprise and ask him “you did this… for me?”

Whenever someone in the room told a joke, he’d always look at you first to see your reaction, your smile, your laugh in response. That’s such an adorable little habit he has formed now that he has a crush. For him, seeing you happy and content comes first. He’d also laugh at pretty much anything you’d say. Maybe it’s nervous laughter, for how he always feels a bit nervous around you. You could be saying the most normal things, such as “I took a walk today,” and he’d burst out laughing at that. Yeah, don’t even ask... He thinks laughter is the way to your heart, as dramatic as it sounds.

But he’d also have that side of him to be loud and… annoying around you. Maybe it’d be to keep your attention on him, to keep him on your mind at all times, even when he’s not with you. So he’d find the most bizarre ways to find his way into your days. Like, prank calling you out of nowhere. He’d call you and when you’d pick up, he’d just scream down the phone and then hang up. So romantic… But then he’d get you to call him back, to ask him if he has something to actually tell you, and then manage to keep you on the phone for an hour, just chit-chatting about nothing in particular. After you’d tell him that you have to go, he’d shriek at you “nooo! But I am so bored! Don’t leave me die of boredom! And what would you do without me then, hmm? What’s even more important to you than talking to me right now? Are you scheming to get rid of me? ‘Cause you won’t!”

He’d usually turn to you for advice, he really trusts you to not screw him over. I mean, why wouldn’t he? You’re a savior and an angel in his eyes. You could give him the worst advice and he’d still blindly follow it, just because it’s advice that came from you. And in his eyes, you could never be wrong about anything. He could text you “should I get a haircut?” and you’d tell him “sure but it’s really up to you?” and yeah, he knows it’s up to him but at least he got an opinion from you so he just texts you back “yeah I guess :]”. You best believe that he goes ahead and gets the haircut, that you technically agreed with, and only hopes you like it.

KARL:

When Karl is crushing on you, he’d be genuinely offended if you did stuff without him. Stuff that usually the two of you would do together, like watch anime, or cartoons. Or any TV -show. He’d ask you if you’ve seen the newest episode of an anime you’ve both been hooked on that just came out a few days ago, thinking that it’d be nice if you could watch it with him, but when you’d tell him that “yeah. I watched it last night,” he’d let out a frustrated sigh and tilt his head back in annoyance and tell you “nooo! I really wanted to watch it with you! Now, why would you do that and watch it without me?” Of course, he wasn’t actually mad at you, but he was really hoping he could’ve made it your thing to keep up with that anime together. So yeah, he’s a little annoyed you’d watch it without him. He likes the nights when you’re both cozy on the couch, watching it, commenting on every plot twist. Big sigh.

He’d talk to you, like a lot. Even when there was nothing to talk about. Because, in his (secret) opinion, there is always something to talk about with you. He makes conversations out of anything just to get to talk to you. You could be sitting with him in his room, looking out the window, watching birds fly by and he’d just ask you “what’s your favorite bird?” and then smile at you like he didn’t just ask the most random question and like he actually doesn’t genuinely seem interested in knowing the answer. Because he does. Well, you’d end up talking about birds, flying, nature.... and he is so happy. Because all that matters is that he’s talking to you.

He’d insist on making secret handshakes with you, that no one else knows and can learn except than you two, and then feeling so proud about them afterwards. He’d remember them even after a long time, you’d ask him how does he still remember and he would just blush and stutter, “I- it’s just kind of special. Of course I remember.”

Okay, so... Fan-fiction. He’d definitely read the fan-fictions people would write about you (there already are shippers out there, even though he has not admitted crushing on you). Maybe that’s adding fuel to the fire when he’d read them on stream. Bad idea? Maybe... He’d put so much effort into the reading, making it all feel as real as possible, voice acting to the best of his ability and all. It makes chat question though, why is he so into it? And why is he giggling every five seconds? Any possible kissing scenes... He would not even skip over them, but instead he’d make literal kissing sounds into the mic... Someone stop him.

For some reason, I can imagine him casually showing up when he knows you’re around in a shirt that says something like “if you’re reading this, I have a crush on you” and look out for your reaction. Well, yeah, you read it, and so did everyone else that talked to him that day. You laughed it off and joked that “everyone already knows that he’s a homie hopper” and so did everyone else. He’d dream about the day he could eventually confess his crush on you and also tell you that he has actually told you about it way before, and when you’d confusingly ask him when did that happen, he’d tell you that “you read my shirt, that one day when you called me out for being a homie hopper, didn’t you?” And then it’d all click.

Aww, you’d get to model for his merch! He’d ask you, no, he’d beg you. Is there really anything he’d enjoy more than seeing you in his brand new merch, before anyone else sees it? And have those pictures plastered all over his social media accounts and website? No way. Between every shot he’d take of you, he’d giggle and mutter a little “perfect”, his eyes gleaming and cheeks blushing. Every minute he’d resist the temptation to tell you how perfect you really look, because 1. he doesn’t want to get too sappy now, and 2. he still has a secret to keep... Yeah, he’s crushing on you harder than ever after that.

Whenever there’d be a group gathering and not enough seats for all of you... do I even need to say it? This man would immediately get up and give up his seat for you. A few hours later you’d call over to him, “Karl, you’ve been standing for two hours now. Don’t you want your seat back already?” and he’d shush you with a “nonsense! I’m a big man. What’s a few hours more!?” Actually, he’d give up on everything to share with you if you needed, like earbuds. Or food. Anything. If nothing, it’s always the seat he saves for you or gives up for you. 

QUACKITY:

Mostly you would play Minecraft or Roblox with him, if you’re into it. And oh man, he’d enjoy that a lot. He would not leave you alone even in the game, he’d follow your character around for the majority of it. You’d turn around in the game and boom, he’s right there on your tail. He’s actually been there the whole time. When it’s not only you and him, but also other boys in the game and in the voice chat, he’d sometimes just... act like it was just the two of us talking. Listen, he’s not rude like that, but he just really likes talking to you. You just get him, he’d think. And sure, you have a similar sense of humour. He likes. He’d crack so many jokes and funny remarks throughout the whole game. Just trying to be the funniest person in the call for you. Every time someone else, like George, would laugh at his joke that he told to you, he’d shut him down with a “bro, the fuck? That joke was obviously meant for (Y/n). You weren’t supposed to get it.” All in good fun, again. He just likes having his moments with you.

Phone calls! So many phone calls. He just wants to talk to you and hear your voice. Isn’t that sweet? When it’s time to hang up, he’d tell you “ah, I’ll talk to you again soon, okay?” and you’d agree, thinking that he’ll call you again in a few days. But he calls you exactly a minute later. You’d pick up and he’d excitedly tell you “I said I’ll talk to you again soon, didn’t I? What do you mean this is ‘too soon?’” 

Would, gently, make fun of you. This doesn’t come as a surprise to anyone. Maybe he’d try turning the tables a little bit, when people online would get a little suspicious of his sudden fondness towards you, he’d make it seem like you are actually the one crushing on him, and not the other way. Maybe that would be also a way for him to test the waters a little bit, to see how you’d react to the thought of it. He’d just make ridiculous posts online, like tweeting a poll that says “Is (Y/N) down bad or down good for me ?? Idk about you guys but they seem a little obsessed lately” or post a picture of the two of you and caption it as “after this picture was taken (Y/n) told me they like me 😳” (You definitely didn’t and the people online seemed to side with you).

The words “I like you” has actually come out of his mouth a few times around you. In a friendly way. He knows he does like you, definitely as friends, but also definitely as more than friends. But for now, liking you as a friend is the most he can do and he wants to seize it. It was when he has done a nice favour for you or given you advice on a tough situation that’s been bothering you, when you’d thank him for what he did for you, he would reply with a “yeah, of course. I fucking like you, and care about you, so..”. It was a friendly reminder and affirmation and that’s how you perceived it. So he does tell you sometimes, not just in a way that it’d make you realise he likes you more than as a friend.

So, back to him gently making fun of you, or mocking you, he’d imitate you, your gestures. I can imagine he’d pull that with any of his friends, but you are definitely not safe from that. He’d know the limits though, he’d know not to be too harsh, but you know, from spending so much time with him and the others, you’ve kind of grown into it that there’s a lot of joking around and poking fun at each other. He’d also comment on your height, like so much height talk! If you were shorter than him, then bless you, he’d love it. Always teasing you, using you as an arm rest or asking if you need a ladder. Or you could be doing absolutely nothing and he’d tease you, “what? Do I make you nervous? You have a crush on me or something?” Orrrrr you could accidentally just mispronounce a word and he’d never let you live it down. Just reminding you of it and repeating it back to you like a parrot. But, don’t take any offence, it’s just his love language.

He’d make over-the-top fan-cams or edits of you, and purposefully make them as ridiculous and exaggerated as possible. Usually he’d also include himself in them. Making sure that everyone knows that he is your #1 shipper, but also at the same time not wanting everyone to figure it out that he’s got it bad for you. He’d put them up on Twitter regardless. You’d reply to him “wtf ???” and he’d just reply back to you “😎😎 😎” He’d dare to be more bold and confident online. And I know what you’re thinking, Alex shy in real life? Well, around you, yes, a little. But online, he’d be thriving, tweeting unhinged things at you, or of you.

He definitely has some gentleman-y in him. He’d express that by, for example, offering to carry your things for you. You’re carrying a rather heavy looking bag? “I’ll take this,” he’d just announce and snatch it out of your hands. You don’t have anywhere to put your phone or keys? Swoop, same thing, but they’d go in his pocket. A few times fans has gotten glimpses of him emptying his pockets for you and handing you back your phone and other little essentials, and it was a pretty adorable sight.

WILBUR: 

I mean, the way he’d even look at you gives it all away, it’d almost be a little intimidating. But he can’t help it. The way he listens to you talk and then smirks at himself, glancing piercingly at you, occasionally glancing down at his lap trying to hide his lovey-dovey smile, trying to collect his thoughts, because God, he thinks you are so adorable. I feel like his eyes can tell more than a million words could. It’s just too bad you haven’t figured out the real emotions behind his eyes.

He’d memorise pretty much every little habit of yours, no matter how little, and then slyly smirk at himself every time he’d catch you doing them. One of those days, he’ll definitely tell you that he has taken notice of them. You’d be caught off guard and ask him “you really notice them?” and there comes that smirk on his face again, as he just nods with a quiet “yeah” and then carries on the conversation like nothing happened. But not without adding on that “it’s really cute”.

A little cliche, a little predictable, but he’d definitely all of a sudden start writing down some new mysterious, a little mushy, song lyrics... He’d run them by you and ask if they’re any good, you’d then end up asking him the important question, “who is it about?” (because, how could you not ask when it’s literally a love letter in form of a song?) and he’d sigh and say it’s about “unrequited love”. You’d leave it at that, not wanting to intrude too much, since he looks and sounds so vulnerable. He’ll wish you would’ve intruded a little more though, since he literally wrote it about you, his crush! He just doesn’t leave it at one song, but writes a couple of them. All of them about you. He dreams of being able to play them at a gig, with you in the audience, telling you they’re all about you right before going on stage... Someday, he sighs.

As a person, and especially as a person who’s really crushing on you, he would be keen on sharing every little detail with his family and close friends. So, some of his family and friends would be aware of how he feels towards you. He trusts them not to spoil the secret and hey, he could never keep his mouth shut when it comes to talking about you anyway. Sometimes while hanging out with you, he’d keep checking his phone and just smiling at it, occasionally typing long paragraphs, or so it seemed to you. You’d wonder if it’s about something you said, or if there’s someone special texting him, someone who he really cares about and really wants to talk to instead. But actually, it’d be him blowing up his friends’ phones, telling them how adorable you’re being right now. He’d be doing the whole keyboard smash thing as well. That’s how gone he is for you.

Boom, his energy and happiness levels would suddenly rise whenever you’re in the room. He’d feel super playful too, like sneaking up behind you and then whisper “boo” in your ear in a low tone, trying to playfully frighten you, and when you’d turn around to face him, you’d come face to face with the brightest eyes and smile you’ve ever seen. He’s like the happiest he’ll ever be when he’s around you. No matter how many times he has already done that, he does it almost every time he catches you alone in the room. It had almost became your thing now. You’ve learned not to get as frightened anymore as you used to, and he has learned how much he really likes getting to come so close to you and getting a reaction out of you, whether it’d be you scolding him for scaring you again or laughing at his antics. 

Strumming something on his guitar for you. I know, again, very cliche, very cheesy, very romantic, very predictable of him, but no, he doesn’t do that just for anybody. But you’re very special. (Even though you don’t know how special yet). And to spice things up a bit, he’ll make it a little more lighthearted, he’d literally play you memes, or vines. Yeah, for example, you know that “I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you bitch” vine? Mayyyybe he’d replace the word ‘bitch’, with some platonic pet name, if he was feeling generous, lol. But yeah, just not to make things seem too serious, he’d try to make you laugh with those amusing private performances, and also try to flex a little with his guitar playing, of course. If you’d admire him in his element, strumming away on his guitar, a little too much, he’d get super cocky and yeah... Cocky Wilbur is a whole different breed.

Everything you’d ever feel embarrassed about, he’d embrace it. He’d never let you dwell on something embarrassing that happening to you for too long. If you’d totally mess up your words, or stumble and fall over, or be caught talking or singing to yourself, he’d reassure you that he finds it “very cute” and not embarrassing at all. In some situations, if you’d mess up and embarrass yourself in front of a lot of people, or in public, he’d intentionally mess up with you, just to take the attention away from you and make you feel better about it. You’d fall over? He’d make himself trip too. You’d bump against a glass door? He’ll be right there behind you to walk into it as well. He’d just never let you feel like there’s ever anything worth feeling too embarrassed over and, in his thoughts, how could anyone as adorable as you even be embarrassing? If anything, it’s just cute.

FOOLISH: 

Oh man, he’d be an awkward one at first when he’d realize his strong feelings towards you, but he does get a lot smoother with time. And, he’s trying his best, okay.

He’d also be someone who would find it very important to make you laugh lots, be an entertainer just for you. Because he doesn’t think there is anything more attractive than someone he’s able to laugh with over the most ridiculous things, things that always wouldn’t even make sense to others. And yeah, also seeing you laugh is attractive to him, even more attractive if you’re laughing at a joke he made. Basically just whenever you’d be hanging out, it’d be an ongoing urge for him: must make you laugh. Sometimes it’d be him just squatting down to your level and starting to make random noises in your ear. That’s literally his sense of humour... And it’d be even more hilarious for him, if you’d do the same back to him. The most random noises he could think of, chirping, squeaking, beeping.... anything. Or suddenly starting up a game of tag with you, running around chasing each other, and the only way to tag each other was to tickle them. He’d squeal and wiggle like a worm when you would tickle him. It’s always something silly with him...

Protective Foolish would suddenly become a thing when he’d realize his feelings for you, and also realize that there’s nothing more he wants to do than protect you and your feelings. Keep you away from anything or anyone that could make you feel even a little uncomfortable, or hurt. His way of protecting and defending you would be just a chunk of sarcasm coming out of his mouth. He’d turn sarcastic any time when he’d feel like it’s time to protect you. If there was someone badmouthing you, he’d put on the most spiteful face you could think of and with his voice dripping with sarcasm, he’d ask them “is it so? Is that what you think, now? Was there a little shit talking there, or what?” You could tell that it’s okay, that he doesn’t need to do this, but he wouldn’t give up. He’d be so intimidating, with his tone and height and all, that he could get an apology out of anyone. And he usually does get the people badmouthing you to apologize to you, while Foolish just stands there with his arms crossed examining that it’s a genuine apology, feeling like he has accomplished another mission of his, which is to make sure that in the end your feelings are unharmed. 

Now, he’d be definitely someone who would mess up his hair a little on purpose, in hopes that you would fix it for him and smother the strands sticking up back in place. He’s so desperate for some touch from you that he’d go to such extreme lengths. God forbid if anyone would catch him doing that, he’d be so embarrassed. You’d turn around from him for a few seconds, which would give him time to very aggressively ruffle his hair with his hands and when you’d look back at him, his hair would suddenly look like it’s been through a tornado, and so you’d laugh a little and ask him “what happened? What’s going on with your hair?” and then laugh some more because he looks so ridiculous. He’d chuckle a little bit too, a little out of embarrassment, because he still can’t believe himself for the things he’s doing just to have you touch him and pay a little extra-attention to him. But regardless, he just shrugs and bends down to your level and asks you “I don’t know what happened? What? Is it bad? Fix it for me?” and you’d be a little taken aback because, did he really just ask you to do that? But of course you’d agree to it. 

Every little thing or favour you’d do for him, no matter how small or insignificant they may seem to you, he’d appreciate the heck out of them, and you. Because, was there a better feeling for him than having the person he truly, genuinely likes, to be willing to help him out with anything? He’d thank you a trillion times, and a trillion more if he could. Something as simple as you turning on the coffee machine for him, he’d tell you “seriously, thank you. That helped me like, a tons. It saved my day,” and you’d giggle and reply to him “you’re welcome. But all I did was just press a button.” He wouldn’t have that belittling, so he’d be a little more dramatic just for you and proceed to tell you how much easier it made his day, “no, like seriously, that was the best thing you could’ve ever done for me.” Okay, then.

A crushing Foolish would be so sweet that he’d totally blew off his other plans to be with you instead. You’d know that he’s been looking forward to seeing this movie with a couple of his friends that one night, but when he’d become aware of how you have no plans for that night, he’d declare how he’d rather spend the night with you anyways. You’d tell him that “Foolish, you don’t really have to do this. I thought you were supposed to go the mov-?” and he’d interrupt you “now, that’d a silly thing for me to do, I don’t know why you’re thinking like I’d leave you alone. That’s crazy thinking right there.” And so, you’d just settle for smiling coyly at him and accepting that he’s not going anywhere, and that for some reason (that’s still unclear to you), he’d even blow off his friends for you. And he’d do it over and over again. And he does.

PUNZ: 

Ouch, he’s a tough one to get to. But once you breakthrough the walls and the sort of intimidating facade he has, he is all soft for his crush.

Usually he’d be a little reserved and keep to himself, maybe a little closed off. But whenever you’d be around, it’s a whole different thing. He has never smiled so much than he did that one day when you hung around, and it didn’t go unnoticed by the other boys who were also there. Karl would text you about it after you had all gone home and ask you “What did you to punz ?? This man won’t stop cheesin” and Quackity as well would text you “punz today be like ‘😃😃’”. You’d make him happy, you’d just make him love life, just purely by existing and especially when you’d exist in his presence. He’s also extra observant around you, and so you’d catch him looking at you a lot. He’d just rest his chin on his hand and not take his eyes off of you. You’d wonder if there’s something wrong, something on your face perhaps, by the intense way he’s staring at you, but no, he’s just admiring. So let him.

Every picture of himself he’d consider posting on social media, he’d send them to you first and ask you “u like??”. Kind of like a test run. He’d do it ritually almost each time, but if you ever were to call him out for it, asking how come you’re the one he sends them to, he’d claim that it’s just all a coincidence. Sure is... But you better reply back to him as soon as you can, or he would start feeling a little insecure and think if you really like them, because if you do, why haven’t you replied yet? It’s been 20 seconds. Yeah, so, he’s a little clingy too. He just wants to talk to you as much as possible, have you see as much of him as possible, from all of his best angles as well, and maybe fish for a few compliments? Maybe. After you’d reply to him “yes, it’s good”, he’d text you back “nice. now your turn”, and you’d ask him that it’s your turn for exactly what? He’ll tell you then that it’s only fair that you send him a picture of yourself too in that exact moment. And so, it kind of really then becomes a whole ritual that after approving of his picture, you send him one back with a thumbs up or something.

Unlike with anyone else, now that he has taken a massive liking towards you, he’d actually share his food with you. And that’s major. Or, even more major and better, he’d sometimes get you food without you even having to ask, or even without mentioning that you’re hungry. He’d order takeaway for himself, or so you’d think, but he’d then turn up with an extra large portion of food and you’d ask him “damn, are you feeding the whole town?” He’d chuckle a little and then casually tell you that “nah, it’s um, it’s for you.” At that, you could’ve fallen off your seat. Let’s call it his love language to serve you even when you don’t ask for anything.

This man, he would sometimes not show up to plans if you weren’t there. He’d tell his friends that he is only willing to come if you’ll be there too. And if they tell him that you’re not going to be there, then, too bad. He simply just wouldn’t come. Any plans that you’d make without him, he’d call them ‘boring’ and ‘lame’. Sooo, he only is your good time?

[slxtmeri]

𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

mcyt

i wont write/tolerate posts about scat, piss, vomit, or age play.

george

all posts have been removed. FUCK george not found, tons of love to caiti. support the victim, always.

sapnap

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dream

thirst post - nsfw

thigh riding with dream

karl

virgin!karl headcanons - nsfw

quickies with karl, and after?

wilbur

all posts have been removed. FUCK wilbur soot, tons of love to shubble. support the victim, always.

quackity (sfw + suggestive only, no smut)

bf!quackity hcs (req)

bf!quackity hcs pt.2 (req)

quackity with a clingy s/o hcs (req)

quackity with an s/o who has adhd (req)

charlie slimecicle

chuckle sandwich members after a long trip - sfw & nsfw headcanons

schlatt

ask to @bvnnyblood - edging + overstimming during oral

nsfw schlatt hcs

jealousy - nsfw fic

housewife for schlatt headcanons - sfw & nsfw

housewife smutshot - coming soon

chuckle sandwich members after a long trip - sfw & nsfw headcanons

pegging schlatt - nsfw

schlatt when you're on your period- sfw

ted nivison

period hcs - sfw & nsfw

soft dom ted headcanons - sfw & nsfw

chuckle sandwich members after a long trip - sfw & nsfw headcanons

ted with a oral fixation - nsfw

several?

beach day - punz + foolish x reader smut

chuckle sandwich members after a long trip - sfw & nsfw headcanons

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if..you were a famous singer!

okay i liteally read @/beeindaclouds stuff ALL THE TIME and got inspired so here it is :D

my official comeback (and it isnt a taylor swift song fic!!! whaaaat) 

dream: - in love with ur music even if wasnt his vibe - bro would learn to like it LMFAOOO - learns all the words instantly its an instant thing - even before u know the words he knows them - is willing to help you write music cause he has some minimal experience! can give feedback but its not that technical - please collab with him and make him release trust issues - now that he’s face revealed hed BUMP at your concerts - hed tweet about ur music, and his spotify twitter account thing would report hes listening to it but i feel like he wouldnt do more than that publicly - wants you to have your own thing  - huge and major fan

george: - more a lowkey fan - obv still supports you hes like that - listens to ur music but not on stream - also tweets about it but its like “go listen to my s/o’s new music:) they worked hard on it” - wants ur effort and talent to be recognized - listens to it and when asked for feedback just goes “it sounds good darling” - hes just like “alr its good like always”

sapnap: - okay he’d either be really similar to george OR hes go HARD - tweeting snapping instagramming streaming whatever social you name hes THERE - “GUYS OMG [ARTIST NAME] RELEASED MORE MUSIC ITS SO GOOD” - would beg george and karl to get you on banter just to talk about your music - and if you write a song about him?? - suddenly his whole world is perfect - “ABOUT ME? OH DOLL THIS IS AMAZING YOUR BEST WORK YET” - buys ur merch even tho ur his s/o - offers his input even if he knows it might not be the best  - would dance to it with you - your NUMBER ONE BIGGEST FAN 

karl: - he’d be so sweet about it - “this is AMAZING? oh my god you’re amazing??!?” - has it as an intro to his streams  - *streaming* “guys that songs is by my s/o btw” - makes mr beast listen to it  - tweets about it. alot - posts one (1) picture on his instargam of the both of you in the studio from when u were recording - loves you loves you loves you

quackity: - covers it on stream and makes it cursed - “HAHAHAH no guys but its actually good go listen to it nOW” - keeps up his joker persona but tells you how hes proud of you in private - vERY supportive - will stay up when ur trying to write (cause hes also up doing lawyer shit) - begs u to do a song in spanish  - if you know spanish pls make it about him - if not dont ask him for help he will ruin it - if you wrote a song like getaway car or like shutdown or mooo hed DEF listen to it in the car  - he loved to listen to ur song while driving it brings him joy - two things he loves together

punz: - listens while playing val LMFAO - would VIBE if u did like indie rap or soemthing - and if it wasnt his vibe? hed still listen cause he wants to support you - maybe not as much as he would have but its fine - cause he likes you a lot - would send you beats randomly be like “lol use this” - “no i dont want too” “babe :((”

wilbur: - POWER . COUPLE - WRITE A SONG WIHT LOVEJOY? WORLD GOES CRAZY - will help you write music. hes good at it too he knows what to do and like what to say - listens to ur music, no matter what it is - wouldnt promotw in much he knows how important it is to build ur own following and + if ur famous u dont need it - u could feature him tbh maybe background vocals or guitar if he was kinda skeptical - or just duet it - its cold outside type beat yk - he loves you and supports you tremendously

LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU GUYS WANNA SEE :D reqs are open

[ale-nose]

hi guys sorry for not posting. I almost got arrested for “shoplifting”😔 but it’s okay guys i’m laying in bed rn tho!!! it was like $100 in makeup in my cart but who cares anymore. Plus i’m banned from that specific mall ☺️☺️ Anyways request!

edit: i got banned from all ulta’s in my state….

[kumezyzo]

pls more bf!sapnap? I absolutely adore your writing🩷🩷

thank you for requesting more bf!sapnap headcannons!! four seperate people have asked for soft hcs 😭😭

not streamer reader (even tho i love streamer reader) cause people never ask for streamer reader 🥲 take a shot everytime i say streamer reader

anyway, enjoy! or dont.... :) m.list

bf!sapnap who loves it when he gets to talk about you. he gets a huge smile on his face as he talk about recent developments in your life together.

bf!sapnap who gets really touchy when you two are drinking. he starts telling you how much he loves you and what he loves about you as of it was something he recites to himself every day.

bf!sapnap who would love it if you tried to learn greek but then get a little embarrassed if you start speaking it better than him.

bf!sapnap who tells you its raining outside, secretly hoping you will suggest running out in the rain. if you dont, he sucks it up and asks you himself.

bf!sapnap who desperately wants to recreate a romance movie kiss scene in the rain with you.

"baby, come here!" he exclaims happily as he watches you look up at the rain.

you smile brightly at him as you walk closer to him, "what?" you ask once youre close enough. he reaches out to hold your face in his hands. he grins, blushing, and slowly leans in to kiss you.

a picture of you two in the rain ends up on dreams snapchat...somehow...

bf!sapnap who wouldnt necessarily watch your favourite shows with you, but would let you talk/rant about it.

bf!sapnap who wakes up in the middle of the night a minute after you do. regardless of where you went, if it were to the bathroom or to get water, he waddles out of bed to find you. and he will only come back to bed with you.

"nick, im just trying to pee..."

"oh...okay," he says through the door raspily as he rubs at his eyes. he stands there and waits for you, leaned up against the wall, to walk you back to bed.

or

"so this is where you ran off to?" he asks you when he sees you in the kitchen with a glass of water. he smiles at the way you jumped at the sound of his voice.

you took a sip from the glass as he walks over and plants a kiss on your forehead. you smile and silently offer him some water, which he very happily takes.

bf!sapnap who will think about your future together during the strangest times. like if youre doing the dishes or wiping the counter, or even just doing your morning routine. he can imagine doing that all with you for the rest of your lives.

sorry its so short! i just wanted to save some for my other hc asks! um yea... thats it. hope you enjoyed 😁 -nony

[veyette]

Some dteam reunion time in @i-pogchamp pokemon au :)

I love the concept and the au develloped behind, I encourage people to check it out !!

[sapnapmybeloved006]

playing minecraft with dtqk (seperate) on stream but if they die then reader does their makeup

This is amazing😍

Minecraft but... When I die Y/N gets to do another step of my makeup!

Dream

"Run run, doge and weave. I fucking hate skeletons." He was freaking out, already having on foundation, concealer, and contour.

"Haha, don't freak out to much, you'll smudge my masterpie- EYEBROW TIME!!"

"NO! I DIDN'T SEE THE DROP😭"

"Oh you're fine, c'mere baby" I had to pull him to face me.

"I hate this stupid game🥺"

"It's okay honey, at least you look fabulous"

"Thank you Y/N"

George

It took so long to convince him to do this challenge. He hadn't died yet and it's been so long, you were shocked."Oh shit, oh shit, baby zomb-"

"FINALLY! YES! C'MERE" you wiggled a bit clapping your hand together then getting the foundation ready.

"It's always the stupid ass baby zombies! Oh shut up chat, I did not do it on purpose!"

Sapnap

I love being close to them in any way shape or form so if that means letting them do my makeup when I die then so be it😤 I had died so many times and it's only been 30 minutes, I still had another hour of this😧.

"You look so pretty Nicky! I love that color eyeshadow on you."

"Thank you Y/N, I appreciate you doing this for me, even if I can already feel the crazy amount of break outs I'm gonna have from this."

Karl

You felt it was only right since you did one where he painted a different nail every time you died. They actually came out decent but had 2 left once you beat the game so he just put his swirl on them🥰

"Hey baby? Can I have purple for the eyes?"

"Of course my love. What lipstick?"

"Hey! I might not die that many times☹️"

He died that many times😂💅

Alex

He pretended to hate every waking second of it even though he was loving it.

"You're almost done and you've only died twice! Not fair. You're usually so bad 😞"

"Yeah well I don't want to feel like I've been caked at a birthday party."

"Oh c'mon Q, you know you love it!"

"Do not, c'mon c'mon! YES"

"NO! HOW!!"

He ended up beating the game before you really had the chance to beat his face. After it ended he let you finish anyways.

[localsharkcryptid]

Fuck it, I NEED to talk about a hyper specific headcanon I have for cpunz.

So the sort of precontext for this is that I have this idea for Punz being something called a False Selkie, a concept of mine but to put it simply they're like selkies but substantially more fucked up and predatory (think seal + the loch ness monster). They are like what kelpies are to horses kinda - fucked up predator edition ya know.

Punz specifically is a False Selkie with traits from a Leopard Seal, they may also be the local lake/water cryptid of the dsmp but that's for another post. Either way, I have the idea that they can make vocalizations like a leopard seal - kinda like in this video where people are being sooo fuckin stupid but it's the only thing I've found where you can really here that clunking noise they make. This sound in general for leopard seals (and by extension Punz) basically means "Fuck off", it's a threat, a warning to back up or else learn why they're an apex predator under most circumstances. It is also used to drive off rivals and probably equivalents to "Fuck off, I'm bigger and this (territory or whatever) is mine".

---

Punz does of course have very good control over his emotions and reactions to things, years of training to be able to suppress most things in favor of their job. But they've struggled with being able to stop making that threat sound in the later days of the SMP once the plan is in place, usually no one is ever close enough to here that subtle clunk, clunk, clunk that wells in the back of their throat now and again but it's there. It's a warning, a threat and the only tell they have to show that they are feigning politeness with the idiots of the server and no one ever really hears it. Even if they did who's to say it was coming from Punz? As far as everyone knew, Punz was simply a little off, they had no idea what he was so it would probably be brushed off.

Dream had heard it once or twice before the plan went into effect, but he eventually heard it properly the day he explained what happened in the prison- he had known of Punz's true nature but the sounds caught him off guard, Punz showed little emotion, they were a person of action most days but now they stood before him, slightly hunched over a table and making that deep clicking that almost echoed in the room. A threat but also a promise, a promise to set things right, to break even at the very least - after all the diet of a leopard seal includes flightless birds and well, they sure as hell hadn't ever seen Quackity fly.

Additionally they would no doubt use this sound as a challenge, Punz and Sapnap are more than prone to bumping heads- though their fights never got very far in the original days of the SMP, and even then it was mostly snide comments from Punz that were jabs to purposely get under the blazeborne's skin. But eventually the two cross paths later on in the days of the SMP - perhaps a situation where Sapnap feels the need to be a hero or simply a time where things go differently and Punz has to be between Sapnap and Dream. Either way their jabs, their cold comments purposely made to try and get Sapnap to make the first move are accented with that deep clicking except this time it's practically a threat phrased as an invitation. "Do it, I dare you, give me a reason."

There's one more time where the sound is heard, the first time it's heard in fact. In the dark of a hidden bunker, deafened by screams as those of L'manberg were betrayed. Wilbur is the one to hear it. In fact he heard it in the walls behind him before the button was even pressed. An ominous series of deep clicking sounds that were not human is what also befell the president's ears when he lost his first life.

(this string of thoughts also works with them being a normal selkie too tbh)

Anyways I'm deranged about my cPunz interpretation and my favorite hobby is making them horrifying<3

[plutodexay]

Omg I’m so sorry, I always forget that u have a sfw account lol

Could u write hcs for sapnap being a protective bf for his gf with bad social anxiety please ^-^

Dw I do too lmao

Sap would be the boyfriend who would have dedicated gestures while holding hands, like the squeeze three times for I love you type stuff.

He uses them all the time too, especially when he can feel you start to get nervous because who are we kidding you two are always holding hands when you're out and about.

There wouldn't be any major PDA so the most beyond hand holding would be him kissing your cheek when you get anxious

I can see him answering questions for you, asking for things like different sizes for you, or saying excuse me every so often because you won't.

The moment you get home though, you would be practically thrown on the couch with your favorite tv show playing while Sap goes in whatever direction to grab snacks before joining you until an ungodly hour.

Unless you want privacy, but knowing him he'd be close by so that if you said anything close to his name he'd come running.

[dreamcatcherrs]

most compatible zodiac signs for the mcyts

+ I think it’s a fun concept! what's your zodiac sign? :)

++ check your sun, moon and rising signs! <3

♡ dream ♡:

his zodiac sign: leo

most compatible:

1. aries

who are we kidding? of course dreams’ fiery leo energy would fit perfectly with another fire sign. I would not be surprised if he ends up with an aries - such a passionate relationship. these two would never play together in a game, oh no, they are always against each other. a very competitive duo. these two would have the best adventures together.

2. gemini

there’s no doubt in my mind that leo and gemini are one of the most iconic duos out there. the amount of fun and pranks these two would have planned is insane, and a duo that no other zodiac could make possible. communication would be amazing here as well as the friendship. there could be some struggle with opening up to emotions, though.

3. sagittarius

passion and intensity. both signs are honest and caring, and if leo starts to get too bossy, sagittarius will do their own thing for a while until they come back together. they’re also very passionate about life and would work great together with going places. these are very intense fire signs, and it could become too much sometimes despite the amazing bond, which could cause conflicts.

♡ georgenotfound ♡:

his zodiac sign: scorpio

most compatible:

1. capricorn

power couple. both signs want to achieve, be powerful and influential and make for a couple with a great bond - easygoing and friendly. the biggest issue these will have is who is in control, but usually it goes without saying that they’ll just work together to achieve maximum power. as george typically would take into consideration, they’d make great content together.

2. pisces

a very romantic relationship where both signs are very in touch with their feelings and spirituality. pisces can provide scorpio with a much needed optimism as pisces is less intense than scorpio. their spiritual awareness makes for a great understanding between them. passion from scorpio and romance from pisces. scorpio could end up being too controlling or possessive, which might leave pisces overwhelmed by the intensity.

3. cancer

both very in tune with their feelings and are not afraid to show sensitivity. a very natural and loyal couple. scorpio’s possessiveness gets equaled out with cancers’ loyalty, and cancers’ nurturing nature helps heal the intense scorpio. they compliment each other a lot in the way that they equal each other out - they check off each others’ boxes.

♡ sapnap ♡:

his zodiac sign: pisces

most compatible:

1. taurus

a very domestic and sensual pairing. they’ll never be able to tell the time with the hours passing by so fast - spending time with each other make the hours go by so fast for these two. I can definitely see them hosting parties for their friends or family, making every little detail perfect with their teamwork. they balance each other out - taurus grounds pisces, and opposite, pisces helps taurus break out of their routine.

2. cancer

a very nurturing and giving pairing. they’re able to take on each others’ emotional burden. pisces can feel like they’re carrying the word on their shoulders, whereas cancer is able to help carry some of that weight. this pairing is focused on making each other feel at home - a cozy and comfortable relationship. very successful in kindness and generosity.

3. scorpio

honesty is key in this relationship. both signs value emotional honesty, and expect each other to be open and tell them anything, as they both expect to be loved unconditionally. without honesty, it’s tough to keep them together, but with it leaves an open and safe space to create an amazing relationship.

♡ badboyhalo ♡:

his zodiac sign: aries

most compatible:

1. sagittarius

this relationship would lean on the ability to be independent for both signs - it would attract them and is one of the strongest points in the relationship. a lot of thrill and exploration would happen here, and respect for one another’s need for independence. both would be excited to try new things together (and separate) and share those excitements with each other. they could have somewhat of a temper with each other if sagittarius does something impulsive, and is too much for aries.

2. gemini

these two strive for having a good time, enjoying doing so even more if done together. gemini would be able to chat away and share their experiences, where aries would respond with their own experiences - great communication in this relationship as well as lots of energy to do things with each other and by themselves. a great friendship could be made from this pairing. they have to remind each other of their good traits sometimes to avoid stubbornness and conflict.

3. leo

bold duo. they would both need intellectual and physical activity, which is what brings them together as they aspire to fulfil those things daily. both signs have a lot of fiery passion and are high achievers, which would also lead to being great supporters of one another. this is also a pairing where independence is very well respected. both these signs have a competitive nature, which could be bad, as it’s best that they remain supportive of each other’s individual victories.

♡ wilbur soot ♡:

his zodiac sign: virgo

most compatible:

1. scorpio

they are really good for each other in the way that they have similar ways to approach life. both have a high perspective and are very intelligent and want a well-planned life. they work well by putting their heads together to reach their goals - plan it and execute it. a great teamwork. they will also find great ways to settle down and relax together as they both need it every once in a while.

2. capricorn

a very harmonious pairing. the relationship will be built on making a welcoming place for each other where they're free to feel comfortable, relax and be themselves. virgo is very capable of helping capricorn open up to them, as they’re not the best at it. their ability to be themselves around each other is what makes the relationship click and can last a lifetime.

3. taurus

both signs have very kind hearts and a similar taste. they both want things to look and feel just right and can be a bit old-fashioned. they feel safe knowing they’re standing on a solid ground and knowing their own values as well as each others’ values. they would be such a “mom of the group” pairing where they would help keep the rest of the friend group together. they are very capable of leaning on each other.

♡ karl jacobs ♡:

his zodiac sign: cancer

most compatible:

1. taurus

these two are very committed to each other, despite taurus’ stubborn nature and cancer’s moodiness they still form a deep bond. they have the same love language - taurus is serious about money and cancers love planning for the future. they just go hand in hand. they are also both very old school when it comes to activities to do together, and crave doing these activities with one another.

2. pisces

both signs are very in tune with their feelings and other peoples feelings. they are kind and thoughtful to each other, but cancer may struggle with pisces’ inability to open up to them. both of these signs get lost in their feelings, which is great for cancer as they want someone who is willing to let them take care of the other.

3. scorpio

they’re very alike as they are both loyal, honest and feel emotions strongly. therefore they will understand each other very well. both of these signs also need commitment, and both are willing to give that to each other. cancer will find scorpio’s possessive and confident demeanour special and as a sign of love, whereas it might have the opposite effect on others.

♡ quackity ♡:

his zodiac sign: capricorn

most compatible:

1. virgo

both pragmatic and passionate, they can work side-by-side to care for the ones they love and create a loving and welcoming home. they want a place where  they can be relaxed and be themselves together. virgo is able to help capricorn open up about feelings when no-one else is able to because of their communicative skills, whereas cap is able to help virgo relax more with their levelheadedness. their ability to be themselves around each other is what works really well here.

2. pisces

the definition of “opposites attract”. they are total opposites, yet that's what makes it work. though cap likes living comfortably and pisces is a rebellious dreamer, both can connect through their desire to experience new things. they wanna live big. their opposites work like a puzzle - one opposite fits into the other opposite.

3. capricorn

of course a cap would want to pair with themself like ??? it’s not even a question. they often feel misunderstood around others, so being with their own sign is comforting to them. they can understand each others’ struggles and emotions better and make a great pair by this

♡ punz ♡:

his zodiac sign: aquarius

most compatible:

1. aquarius

having so many shared traits gives these two plenty of interests to bond over. they’ll have plenty to talk about and won’t easily get bored with each other. the relationship has the potential to be built on solid ground, but could get tough since they’d both like to keep their emotions hidden. they’d rather talk about other issues than their own, but with mutual commitment these wallscould be broken down.

2. gemini

both aquarius and gemini are two carefree spirits. they will have plenty to talk about since they're both interested in a wide range of topics, and they both love to analyze the world around them. they could have struggles after the “honeymoon” phase is over.

3. libra

libra and aquarius make a playful match. they're both adventurous, and they compliment each other well. they’re also slow to anger and are usually able to keep things lighthearted. this relationship is filled with a lot of laughter and fun. for things to work out they’d have to be open with each other.

♡ foolish ♡:

his zodiac sign: sagittarius

most compatible:

1. aries

aries and sag make for an adventurous and optimistic duo, and together they can take on the world. they can sometimes be a little too recklessness, and their individual independence may mean they won’t put a label on their relationship. but tbh, that's probably how they’d prefer it. their energy might exhaust others, but this pair will thrive off each other.

2. leo

this makes for a fiery pair as both are fixed fire signs. they bring so much passion and intensity to relationships that it can often overcome sags' struggles with commitment. both signs are honest and caring, and if leo starts to get too bossy, sag will do their own thing for a while until they come back together and relight the fire.

3. sagittarius

this sag x sag pairing is is powerful because of their similar ways of being. sag’s can form quick bonds together because of their mutual independence and desire to explore. they could have a thrilling connection that runs on both partners' thirst for new knowledge and ideas. hot tempers could be a problem and make the relationship a short one. but when they’re together they’ll have lots of fun.

[corpsebridx]

Grabbing their collar

Character:Dream,George,Sapnap,Karl jacobs,Quackity

A/N: I saw someone do this, I forgot they're @.Also, y/n(you) is shorter than them…Oh and Merry early Christmas

Dream

Would smirk

(I’m not kidding)

The only way you could get his attention

10/10 love it

George

Little blushy boi

Red as a fucking tomato

“Youknowidon’treallyhatethis”

9/10 Just don’t tug on his collar hard

Sapnap

You were in a store(So like Walmart)

When you decide to this(He wasn’t listening)

Smirk 😏

10/10 would do it again

Karl jacobs

You did this on stream

Blushy blushy boi

“How's the weather down there shorty?”(I’m sorry)

9/10 love it but in private

Quackity

During height check

And you decide to pull this shit crap

Small blush but chat caught it

9/10 loves it, but you know not on stream

[thereedwriter]

How would the Dream Team cuddle?

Dream

🧪 I feel like Dream would be the guy who would like you to hold him instead of holding you

🧪 Dream would be melting into your hands like a puddle when you play with his hair

🧪 If Dream held you, he would hold you either by just the hand or you would be on his lap as he edited videos or played games

🧪 Dream would probably love to give you little kisses as you guys cuddled, kissing you everywhere while mumbling things you can't understand

🧪 Dream would lay on your chest, maybe his head in your tits or on your stomach, sitting in comfortable silence as he felt loved

GeorgeNotFound

🦋 George would hate being little spoon and try to hold you, he would give up though and lay on your arm

🦋 George wouldn't be that affectionate while cuddling, just laying om your arm as he admired you or fell asleep

🦋 When he was sad or frustrated, he would probably mutter curses and threats to the person that upset him while laying beside you, putting your arms around himself and wanting to be held

🦋 But yea, George is not very affectionate but he will need to be held sometimes, just care for him please <3

Sapnap

🔥 Sapnap would absolutely lay his head in your chest/tits and just lay on your as he pressed his head in your chest

🔥 Grabs your ass playfully during it

🔥 Will tell you cheesy ass pickup lined as you guys cuddle, this man will pull out one that you thought were hot and cute in middle school

🔥 Will bite your hand, I don't know why, he just will in a loving way

🔥 laugh at his jokes, the man will be more cocky and more funny with time man

[ladyddanger]

Baby sapnap burping up fire and setting things on fire. Adult sapnap who sneezes fire and gets embarrassed about it.

[wishitweresummer]

Canon-divergence thigh-weakspot Georgieeeee

Weakness (GeorgeNotFound x Sapnap)

Word count: 583

This is for Mushie’s lee!George week! This is Day 5 and the prompt is Thighs.

     The living room was filled with shouts and swears as Sapnap and George rolled around on the floor together. Pinning each other for just moments at a time before the one down got the upperhand again.

     The month had flown by in a whirlwind. George was in Florida and the Dream Team was finally together. George was home.

On a random Tuesday afternoon Sapnap and George had been joking around, and the adrenaline from their arguing led to them play fighting for the first time. George had wrapped around the other like a snake and pulled him to the ground, and that was it.

It probably would have been a quick fight. Some insults and giggles, then they move on. But, Dream had been there. He commented on the display from the couch;

"You guys seem like, equal in strength, pretty much.".

Both boys vehemently disagreed and stated they were stronger.

Wrists were forcefully grabbed and shoved against chests and the carpet. Necks were wrapped in headlocks that only lasted seconds. As soon as either boy topped the other they were flipped violently back down. Seemingly; evenly matched. Dream got bored of watching just about two minutes in.

An ear piercing shriek tore through the living room.

Dream looked up and evaluated the scene. George was gasping for air with a death grip on Sapnap's wrist, which was hovering over George's quivering bare thigh.

"Don't.", George warns, using as much heat as he could in his tone. This...now this would be interesting.

A few beats passed before chaos ensued.

George jolted and crashed back against the carpet, panicked cackles pouring out of him as Sapnap latched back onto his thigh right above his knee.

"He's ticklish!! Dream!!". Sapnap chuckled in amusement as George completely lost his shit underneath him.

"Yeah, seriously ticklish.", Dream murmured in amazement at George's crazed flailing and screams. "Jesus what are you doing to him?", he laughed.

"SAPNAP!!!". George was impossibly loud.

"Is this a bad spot?", Sapnap almost purred.

     Sapnap held firm on George's hip as he found spots on his thighs to squeeze and massage. Desperate hands smacked and grabbed at his, but the ticklish boy was done for.

     See, while George was extremely ticklish, Sapnap had just so happened to stumble on the poor boy’s death spot.

     On top of that, he was in shorts. And even worse, Sapnap was brutal. He didn't really care if he hurt George a little, so he was digging into the muscles on his sensitive legs without mercy. Which only tickled. Terribly. Horribly.

     And Dream's curious eyes getting a front row seat?

     George was out of his depth here.

     Sapnap laughed as he wrangled George around on the carpet, tickling him to bits. Firm grabs traveled up his thighs and then around the back. George shrieked in such a high pitch when devious hands squeezed the back of his thigh, the two flinched.

"I hate you!", he wailed.

     The younger twisted him around and latched meanly to his inner thigh, pulling hilarious squeals from the squirmy boy. Angry fists hit the carpet and his chest, not doing much.

"Are you just going to tickle him to death?".

     Sapnap grinned brightly over at Dream. Both were ecstatic at George's helpless state. He was just unbelievably adorable. Blushing so cutely. His hair all ruffled and wild. His screams were always music to Dream's ears, but his laughter here was addictive to both of them.

     "You win you win!!!", George shrieked.

[ieatedyourcrayons]

what about a mcyt x reader headcannon where reader is like a streamer who mostlly plays roblox andlike she cant even kill a zombie in minecraft cause im big on roblox and i js do creative in minecraft!

Thanks for the request! I love doing these!

Various!Myct x Fem!Reader

Quackity, Karl, Sapnap, Caseoh, and tommyinnit

Quackity

-Quackity would definitely play roblox with you

-Quackity likes terrorizing little kids on any roblox game you guys play.

-Definitely hides behind you in horror games and beg you to go first.

-“NO NO I CANT GO!” he would yell with fake sadness and fear as he hides his character behind yours.

-In any combat game or any game where you can kill other players , he stays spawn camping you, he definitely targets you. until you finally kill him and he gets salty about it lmao

-He hates streaming it because fans keep trying to join and lagging whatever game you guys are playing.

Karl jacob’s

-Karl loves roblox, he probably begs you to play with him.

-Karl only likes the obbys though, like the goofy “2000 levels!” or the cart ride games.

-will definitely get sapnap to play with you guys, and it ends up with them jumping you in every game.

-Yall definitely stay up all night playing games and yelling about them over a discord call, The stream is like 6 hours atp

Sapnap

-Sapnap didn’t want to at first. thought he was too good for a “children’s game”

-Once you showed him the home page and all the games you and your fans like he caved.

-He has a love for the shooter and racing games. always making you play at least 3 rounds with him if you guys log onto roblox.

-Hates obbys. absolutely despises them, definitely complaining about every time you or Karl have the audacity to mutter the word “Obby”

-Secretly loves dress to impress, he will never admit it though

CaseOh (why not)

-100% yes. if anything he’s asking you to play roblox with him

-caseoh isn’t the best at minecraft either so you’re not alone

-He makes you play dress to impress for HOURSS

-he’s definitely down for horror games, loves playing the Mimic, even though he rages at it so much.

Tommyinnit

-Definitely takes some convincing

-He’s traumatized from the few times he’s played with Schlatt and jack

-He only plays the stupid games that make zero sense

-probably loves the doom-spire brick battle games

[pray4saint]

SAPNAP PLS nsfw headcannons.... him taking the bdsm tests, what's his sex drive? I just know he presses himself against you every time he passes you, but does he follow through ;)))

FOUND UR ACCC YESTERDAY and I'm acc in love like we both love dteam and marauders it's such a rare combination and I've never seen anyone love both before! ( like me LOL) do you take anons? 🥺

sapnap nsfw headcanons

masterlist & descrip. rated r. 16+. dirty talk. sapnap taking the bdsm test.

a/n. i would be happy to write more horndog texan for you / the only other person i know who writes mcyt & marauders is my younger cousin but they're fifteen so we don't interact online but lmk if you'd like their @ (& yes, i do take anons, the current anons i have are 💚 & 🦥)

as you said anon, sap absolutely presses against you when he passes by you, even when there's plenty of space to just go around, he does it to rile you up

does he follow through?? sometimes he does it for buildup for later that night, to make you all whiny and needy for him

but other times when you call him out for it, it's a 25/75 of if he won't follow through or he will (just to clarify, 25% of the time he won't, 75% he does)

when you call him out and he follows through though.. it's rough, it's kinky, it's dirty and it is hot and heavy

i mean more degradation when you call him out, more slapping if you're into that, hair pulling, messy, sloppy kisses

”god, such a slut for me aren't ya?” he pulls his lips from yours, a string of saliva thinning the farther he gets from your mouth, and it finally breaks when he licks his bottom lip. ”sap, please-” ”isn't this what you wanted babe?” he tangles a hand in your hair, ”to be fucked senseless under me like a whore?” he tugs at your hair, making you whine and beg him to just fuck you already.

sapnap's sex drive i'd say is above average, but not by a whole lot

i think if he can, he'll find a way to fuck you every day or every other day, but if you're not feeling it or you have your period or you just don't want to, it's not the end of the world for him

his sex drive is based solely on his attraction to you; when he was single he had a low sex drive but when you two started dating it jumped wayy up

OH OH OH my brain goes brrrrr for this shit: when you've been going at it for awhile, his southern accent becomes more pronounced with every word he says

”fuck- darl' you're doing so- s'good f'me.” his breath fans hot against your ear and down your neck and he fucks into you, drawing moan after moan out of you.

lots of praise this way, about how well you take him, how perfect you look under him or on top of him, about how much he loves you and how good you treat him

i think despite his above average sex drive, he still likes taking his time, teasing you, building up foreplay, because it all adds to the experience for you and that's all he really wants, for you to be happy

sapnap believes in being begged, for anything really, to be touched, to be fucked a certain way, to cum, yk he just gets it

also some sub!sapnap for you // sub!sap who begs to be touched when he's horny and if you say no he just can't help it, he'll touch himself even if he isn't allowed to

sub!sapnap, rutting into you while he begs to be praised >>>>

”m'i doing good? please tell me i'm doing good..” while his pelvis presses against yours over and over again. ”yes- sap fuck, you're doing so good, such a good boy for me.” his hips begin to stutter at your words.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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