#santii

[berryzxx]

3 am is such a fun time to be awake . what ifi sjut staretd crawling on the walls ?

[eldritch-spouse]

Can Morrel teach me how to gut someone? I know I'm not a chef but I'm just really interested and it would be such a good bonding experience cough I have a gore fetish cough

[Hhhhn yes. Good.]

TW: Description of gore; Implied cannibalism; Erotic gore; You know the drill.

You haven't quite recovered since Morell slit his throat.

It was so quick. He's always so quick. Brutal. You keep getting surprised at how casually he'll massacre your kind like they're actual farm animals. It's so odd that the chef spares them a dehumanizing stare, genuinely perceiving these people in the likeness of mere creatures as soon as they're on his kitchen- And yet, you're somehow not in that category to him. Mercifully. Bizarrely. Suspiciously.

But hey, you had thought earlier, things already went to shit. You're never making it out of here. So you might as well lean into some less graceful urges.

" Are ya listenin', Piglet? Eyes up. "

Oh.

You had been fixated on the clean cut across the body's throat, having tuned out some of the chef's droning about how you have to cut around the anus and use zip ties to properly pinch it off, or what to do with the genitals -Testicles and such in this case- If you want to keep them. It's genuinely fascinating stuff to learn. Morell seems endlessly giddy to be teaching you this, and you're equally happy to obscenely watch him manhandle his meat stock.

A blink is all you offer when he finishes cutting off the upside-down dead man's shaft, placing it aside.

" Dingus. " He reprimands. " What do we do now? "

There's a pause as you flick through some shelves in your brain, pushing excitement aside. Well... Oh yes, you like this part.

" Uhm, cut from sternum to groin. "

The shroom lights up, grinning wide. " Smart piggy. " There's a breathless quality to his voice, his cheeks are vaguely blue with flustered enthusiasm, and there's blood stains on his smock where he's been palming at himself with a free hand whenever he wasn't using both to secure "the pig". You shudder, though Morell's next words are what makes a shine sparkle in your eyes.

" Ya wanna do this part, pumpkin? "

Your loins jump.

" Yes! Y- Yes please. "

He murmurs something into his scarf, as heated as you are, fetching a different knife from the table beside him, something you can handle. The chef moves to stand behind you, handing over the sharp utensil and pinching the skin where you need to start cutting. You can feel how hard he is and try to grind backwards, rewarded with a chaste bite to the shoulder.

" Focus. " He warns, playfully patting your hip. " Remember, slow an' easy, ya don' wanna puncture any organs. Gravity's gonna help ya some anyway. "

There's no way you'll make a mistake here, it's the part you like seeing him do the most, after all. Saliva sticks to your throat as you start zipping down carefully, hairs standing on end from the distinct sound of skin splitting apart. At some point, Morell's heavy breathing has you whining quietly in arousal.

" Fuck yeah, piglet. Ya got a talent. " He praises, as you appear to be doing exceptionally well for a first timer. Pride swells within you.

His hands go from stroking over your sides feverishly to sliding into your pants, rubbing at you through the thin fabric of your underwear with bloodied digits. Although your eyelids flutter and your legs tremble slightly, you're able to pull the main entrails out as they hang off their husk. Morell whispers praise for your prowess, occasionally commenting about how lucky he is to have found you.

Having been turned on beyond measure since the very start of this whole process, it doesn't take too long before you're getting close, bucking into the monster's rough motions while shakily cutting away at persistent connective tissue. He moans low at the sight and you honestly think you'll come if he does that again.

When you believe the step is completed, you fully give into the chef's lewd rubbing, head tossing onto his back as you desperately chase after that sweet coil, holding onto his arms, clipping out moans, so very close-

Until that hand slips out your pants.

And, to be perfectly frank, only the smallest bit of self-control prevented you from stabbing him in frustration.

" But-! "

Morell barks his laughter, teasingly slapping your now sensitive nethers, before placing a chaste peck on your cheek.

" Hold them horses, we ain't even got to tha ribs, darlin'. "

Absolute asshole. At least this part is good too.

" Can... Can you tear them? I like seeing you do it with your bare hands... "

Morell's eyelid twitches, he seems to steam like a kettle on a stove. " 'Course sweetie. "

Somehow, you don't think it'll take too long before he's ramming into you over the nearest counter.

[crowscanread]

F*ck it, Date of Birth Headcanons (+ Last names and Zodiacs)

(Age as of November 2016-ish, which we'll say is ROUGHLY when WYTC takes place)

(Order of Zodiac stuff, strength, weakness, like, dislike)

Matt (Matthew Harrison): June 9th, 1989 (Summer vibes with the warmth and energy that can still burn+ Gemini curious, indecisive, will chat with anyone, doesn't like being alone ☁️) 27

Tord (Tord Lawrence): April 16th, 1989 (Spring vibes and all the transformation metaphors that come with it + Aries determined, short-tempered, challenges, inactivity 🔥) 27

Edd (Edward Grant): October 27th, 1988 (Autumn vibes definitely brags about having a birthday so close to halloween + Scorpio, a true friend, jealous, being right, dishonesty💧) 28 oldest

Tom (Thomas Thompson): January 2nd 1990 (Early Winter vibes cold on the outside but surprisingly cozy on the inside + Capricorn responsible, stubborn, music, almost everything at some point ⛰️) 26 youngest

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Reblog to put lice in RD Sharma's pubes

[mnstrboy]

Im excited to buy more weed bc good leord i am down to me last two nugs (read that last bit in a pirate voice)

[wheelie-butch]

hello everyone for the next week i predict i will be posting a lot about This Country because i am writing an essay on the pilot starting with:

it physically hurts my heart when Kerry pretends her dad invites her to his house i cant believe i have to watch this like 10 more times T^T

[slingerapen]

I warned and didnt listen to myself!?!

after years of tolerance ive finally blacklisted d*sney and i recommend u all doing the same. for the sake of our collective sanity

[lunarleonardo]

Hello!

Just came from reading impermanent attachment and wanted to suggest an Au/continuation of it because the idea refuses to leave my brain.

Maybe the future foundation was messing around with the neo world program to find out what Team Danganronpa was planning or maybe Team Danganronpa recovers some of the data from the Neo world Program through some sort of wireless connection. Either way, somehow the footage of Shuichi’s time loop adventures comes to light. Like, the AI initially only broadcasts significant moments as essentially a highlight reel but it never TRULY stops streaming. So while, yes, the footage isn’t the best and may be slightly corrupted (especially on jabberwock), you can still tell what’s going on.

It’d have to be WAYYYY later down the line when Shuichi is doing significantly better or he’d just have to Not Know About This Under Any Circumstances but either way I think it’d be interesting for the cast to *truly* see what happened in that time loop and just how much it fucked with Shuichi because all they saw was the aftermath. They never saw things how they happened.

Idk. I think it’d be interesting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

:O oooh!! This is an interesting way to go about it (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠) movie time with. The Gang

That'd be a crazy movie night honestly. Actually SEEING him murder Tsumugi, and especially what he said to her, would be a huge punch in the gut (⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠) watching Shuichi's santiy crumple at the same time they watch themselves do things they dont even remember doing. Maki would be horrified to see the loop where she poisoned him :{ and especially what came after

Thinking about everyone elses reactions is kinda cool, too. Everyone who wasnt involved in the time loop. Not only would they see the torment Shuichi experienced but also what Kokichi had done, the lengths Maki was willing to go... man that would not end well (⁠(⁠(⁠;⁠ꏿ⁠_⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)⁠)⁠)

On the topic of that I was at one point thinking about writing a little oneshot about the aftermath of the 13th loop, where Shuichi dies after taking the antidote. I never finished it but who knows ? Maybe at one point Ill be bored enough to pick it up again :p

[the-iron-fjord]

SPIRALS!

IMPRISONING ME!

ALL I SEE

ABSOLUTE ROUNDNESS

I CANNOT LIVE

I CANNOT DIE

TALK TO MY SELF

SPIRALS MY HOLDING CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

SPIRALS HAVE TAKEN MY LIFE

TAKEN MY HUSBAND

TAKEN MY EARS

TAKEN MY SANTIY

LEFT ME WITH A LIFE IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

[michaelceraifhewasagirl]

hey whores so just one question what the fuck WHY IS MY SMUT BLOWING UP GET A GRIP PEOPLE

There is a perfectly good Pjo fanfic on my account and I would appreciate it if you SAVE YOUR SANTIY and read that 😆 on a real tho thank you so much for 700 and smth notes on the smut that is so insane

[niriaveil]

here are my thoughts on veilguard final mission(s):

davrin and assan dying. sanity broke.

bellara getting kidnapped by elgar'nan. santiy broke.

getting stuck in the fade while dealing with bellara being gone and davrin being Dead Dead with our griffon son and then they tell me that varric's been dead this whole time. sanity at critical broke levels.

but i love how much varric impacted rook. i thought that his lines in the infirmary constantly were a bit off and how he never seemed to heal - i figured something was going on. i didn't realize solas was actively manipulating our consciousness to make it seem like varric didn't die.

i just wish someone loved varric as much as he loved others man.

i was critical sanity levels. we were on the "im gonna kms" level of despair.

but then lucanis and inés finally kissed and had sex so we were so fucking back.

me, at this point, slamming my hands on the desk: WE LIVE FOR ANOTHER DAY AND I AVENGE MY FRIENDS.

also I sprinted to the pantry to talk to him post this and:

Lucanis: Caterina sent me a vintage bottle of port to mark my ascension as First Talon. Lucanis: I planned to share it with Davrin. With Assan at our feet... Rook: I'll miss them, too. Lucanis: We will have to settle for stopping Elgan'nan. And carving Davrin's name into his blighted heart. Rook: You sound a bit like... Lucanis: Spite? Perhaps. Lucanis: I thought I'd lost you, Rook. All I had left was the fight. Rook: I'm here. For you. Lucanis: Then that is all I need.

also I'm just thinking about his scene pre-Elgan'nan fight and, "Tell me this ends with me asleep in your arms, and I will kill any god you ask." thank you baby. thank you. we love a service man.

anyway. we killed bitch boy. i also unlocked secret ending accidentally and let me tell you i wish i had imported Velyna instead of Relihn because I feel like that would've had more impact, since Relihn and Solas were like. just normal friends. not really close or anything. they were just dudes. so Relihn being like "help me save the world again?" I was like ........ this wouldve been so much better with Velyna and their past romance LMFAOOOO

anyway. it was good. ALSO EXECUTORS COMING INTO PLAY???????? A LITTLE BIT INSANE.

[motherarts]

https://www.tumblr.com/motherarts/765549028146626560/dies

This*

oohhh yes i can lore dump :3

so with any good lore, it all started at ma's creation

they weren't first called ma, no no no. that name was adopted later

they were first called insanity, and stayed in space for the most part with their counter part santiy (super creative i know)

these two controlled what they were named after and it was their jobs to deal out sanity and insanity to all living creatures

insanity (or ma) loved chaos and would sometimes go over board with their reign over sentient beings causing mass destruction and wars across many planets, some collasping as an outcome of it

sanity wasn't a big fan of that and forced reign over the earthlings (humans) and said that if they found kindness in any one human that it proved that insanity was the cause for any of the previous damage

and sanity did, a lone human that they called michael

insanity was bored throughout all of this, complaining to sanity that no sentient being could ever be good and mean it

so they decided to nudge some humans more into their darker thoughts, to prove their point.

they didn't mean to cause the humans to attack sanity and their favorite human, and they tried their best to stop what they had caused.

they were unsuccessful, and in the process lost both their eye and the only one that understood them to a fault.

now they roam the earth, lashing out on the humans generations after the incident happened, all while blaming themself and letting themself wilt

they don't make people more insane now, they just keep away from those abilities of theirs all together

and they hope, one day, they'll be able to apologize to sanity

but they know they can't.

[konigsblog]

your fucked up nasty mind is the only thing keeping my sanity up during mid term week (college btw in case you're worried)

im glad i can keep your santiy up, my stupid fucked up head spitting out nasty ass thoughts grgrggrgr

[skyward-floored]

i hafe no santiy :D

No? What happened to it? Did ya sell it off or just lose it?

[myquietimagination]

May (Accidental Love)

1. Back to reality! Kerja lagi. Alhamdulillah masih WFH. Semoga dilancarkan selalu proyek ini sampai akhir validasi nanti. Semoga diberi kemudahan jika rapat dan oemaparan lagi nanti. Semoga juga dimudahkan dalam aksesbilitas dan fasilitasku jika harus lama untuk di SBY. Aku selalu agak khawatir kalo ada info di grup KLHS. Entahlah, kenapa setiap kerja aku selalu nerves? Apakah itu bagus? Aku ingin lebih berusah sebaik semaksimal mungkin di proyek ini. Supaya aku mendapat kepercayaan dan pengalaman terbaik.

2. Jadi kangen day6. Terus aku puter lagi lagu-lagu day6, apalagi yang album negentropy. Bahkan aku sampe posting di instagramku.

3. Aku menonton 3 drakor yang berkaitan dengan penulis dan topik cinta sekaligus pernikahan. Kenapa bisa tontonanku punya tema yang sama? Apa ada sinyal untukku agar aku menyambi menjadi penulis ya, aku juga mau jadi penulis. Aku yakin suatu saat aku akanjadi penulis, firasatku ini takkan salah. Dan tentang pernikahan, akhir2 ini memang aku banyak dilanda topik ini, aku juga ngga tau kenapa? Sejujurnya aku belum sepenuhnya mengerti tentang pernikahan. Aku belajar tentang itu bukan?

4. Oh ya 3 drakor yang aku tonton itu adalah Bora Deborah, Because This is My First Life, dan Be Melodramatic.

5. Temanku SMA akan segera menikah. Kenapa info2 tentang menikah membuat orang lain khawatir termasuk aku? I mean, aku juga ingin menikah tapi aku juga tidak gimana caranya nanti aku akan bertemu dengan jodohku nanti. Apakah selama ini aku belum berusaha mencari samsek? Lalu apa yang harus aku lakukan? Aku tidak tahu. Bahkan untuk bertemu orang baru saja jarang, bagaimana aku bisa bertemu dengannya nanti diantara milyaran orang di dunia ini

6. Selain diriku, aku mengkhawatirkan kakakku. Ya Allah, aku selalu mendoakan yang terbaik untuk mbakku, karena mbakku pantas mendapat yang terbaik. Dia baik, sangattt baik. Aku banyak belajar pengalaman hidup dari dia. Aku mohon, semoga dia senantiasa Bahagia, semoga Engkau segerakan mbakku dengan soulmatenya, jodoh yang bisa menjadi sahabat mbak dalam urusan agama, dunia, dan akhirat.

7. Mbakku ternyata sedang chat2an dengan orang luar. Namanya Henry. Semoga dia menjadi teman baik untuk mbakku. Dan dia orang polandia tapi keturunan cina, menarik bukan? Haha, cakep juga haha. Bagus deh, biar mbakku ngga drakoran terus haha

8. Mbakku lagi-lagi dijodohkan tapi tak satu orangpun yang bikin srek hatiku, hati mama, dan hati keluargaku. Apakah ini sinyal untuk mbakku agar segera bertemu jodohnya?

9. MAMA PENGEN PUNYA MANTU EVERYONE!!

10. Katanya ayah pernah lihat Moe, aaaa jadi kangen moe.

11. Tiba-tiba kepikiran sesuatu. Ada tokoh di Be Melodramatic yang diperankan oleh Son Sukku. Aku lupa nama tokohnya, tapi karakternya menarik. Terlihat sangar diluar tapi sebenarnya hatinya hello kitty dan suka anak-anak. Dia menyerahkan seluruh hartanya untuk di donasikan ke panti asuhan. Dia tipe orang zuhud kalo istilah islam, ngga duniawi, hidup sepenuhnya untuk kedamaian dan kebahagiaan Bersama. Dan di aitu tenang sekaligus lucuk, kiyowo banget. Dan karena itu, list kriteria cowo idamanku bertambah. Cowo yang ngga terlalu duniawi tapi semangat dalam menjalani kegiatannya termasuk profesinya. Cowo yang tahu cara hidup sederhana yang terlihat keren. Ada satu percakapan dari tokoh tersebut yang aku sukai. Ketika sic ewe tanya “Kamu ngga punya mobil ya?” dan si cowo jawab “Transportasi umum itu menawan, keren dan memiliki pesona” Anjirrrrr suka banget jawabannya. Keren banget.

12. Cinta pertamaku sudah tunangan. Happy for you. Tapi rasanya kok saya kalah ya, biruk nggas sih kalo aku mikir kayak gitu? Hidup orang wang sinawang santii. Harusnya kamu tetap mendoakan kebahagian manusia2 ini. Punyalah hati seluas samudra ya santi

13. Ternyata aku sangat mudah untuk menyayangi seseorang. Apa bagus kalo begitu?

14. Lagu kesukaan again by dialog,

[whatsonmedia]

Music Monday 5 New Releases & Tour: Dua Lipa and more!

Music lovers, rejoice! This week brings a fresh wave of releases and tour announcements from a range of talented artists. From Michele Ducci's solo debut to ANOHNI and the Johnsons' North American tour, there's something for everyone. Dig in and discover your new favorite music! Former M+A & Santii member Michele Ducci release debut solo music album 'SIVE' via Monotreme Records! Listen  https://open.spotify.com/album/6yDhMQs8lW6iXnV4cRRrZJ?si=mhkMv7IpRh6OhAX4Rv9RKQ From successful duo to successful solo artist Michele Ducci is becoming a strong singer songwriter in his own right. For his debut record SIVE heralds a new era for him. Don't be fooled into guessing the rest of the album after the first song. Michele's voice creates a smooth musical landscape.  ANOHNI and the Johnsons Unveil New Song ‘Breaking’ via Rough Trade Records & North American Tour Dates added Watch https://youtu.be/9VOn8RLPUcM A video that, like the song, sounds like it just flows by softly and has an uplifting guitar tunes. I actually enjoy acoustic songs so this is definitely one for the playlist. Anohni has got that voice that not only tells a story but carries the emotion as well  ANOHNI and the Johnsons 2024 Tour Dates - Thursday, June 13 - Athens, GR @ The Acropolis - Saturday, June 15 - Ravenna, IT @ Pala De Andrea - Ravenna Festival - Tuesday, June 18 - Madrid, ESP @ Noches de Botanica - Thursday, June 20 - San Sebastian, ESP @ Kursaal Auditorium - Wednesday, June 26 - Paris, FR @ Philharmonie de Paris - Thursday, June 27 - Paris, FR @ Philharmonie de Paris - Saturday, June 29 - Manchester, UK @ The Hall, Aviva Studios - Monday, July 1 - London, UK @ The Barbican SOLD OUT - Tuesday, July 2 - London, UK @ The Barbican SOLD OUT - Saturday, July 6 - Ghent, BE @ Ghent Jazz Festival SOLD OUT - Tuesday, July 9 - Berlin, DE @ Citadel Music Festival - Friday, July 12 - Copenhagen, DK @ DR Koncerthuset - Copenhagen Jazz Festival - Saturday, July 13 - Copenhagen, DK @ DR Koncerthuset - Copenhagen Jazz Festival - Tuesday, September 24 - Mexico CIty, MX @ Teatro Metropolitan - Friday, September 27 - Los Angeles, CA @ Walt Disney Concert Hall - Saturday, September 28 - Los Angeles, CA @ Walt Disney Concert Hall - Tuesday, October 1 - Oakland, CA @ Fox Theatre - Saturday, October 5 - Vancouver, BC @ Chan Centre for the Performing Arts - Monday, October 7 - Seattle, WA @ The Paramount - Saturday, October 12 - Chicago, IL @ Orchestra Hall at Symphony Center - Tuesday, October 15 - Toronto, ON @ Massey Hall - Friday, October 18 - Brooklyn, NY @ BAM Howard Gilman Opera House - Saturday, October 19 - Brooklyn, NY @ BAM Howard Gilman Opera House ANOHNI Online Instagram Website Twitter This Is The Kit announce 'Live At The Minack Theatre' album - out now + share video Watch the performance of 'Hotter Colder' Now if I had to say why I like performance videos where the artist does a gig before a live crowd it'd be for these reasons; it's intimate you get to see reactions from both the audience and the artist. I enjoy them because it shows just how far they've come since their earliest gigs  This Is The Kit Tour Dates: - Jun 25 - Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth, UK - Jun 26-30 - Glastonbury Festival, Pilton, UK - Jul 02 - Eden Project, Cornwall, UK w/ the National - Jul 04 - Castlefield Bowl, Manchester, UK w/ The National - Jul 05 - Crystal Palace Park, London, UK w/ The National - Aug 05 - Scene Ella Fitzgerald Geneva, CH - Aug 10 - The Court House, Bangor NI, UK w/ Rozi Plain - Aug 11 - An Taibhdhearc, Galway, IE w/ Rozi Plain - Aug 12 - Levis Corner House, Balleydehob, IE w/ Rozi Plain - Aug 14 - Kilkenny Arts Festival, IE, Kilkenny - Aug 16 - Green Man Festival, UK Brecon Beacons - Aug 17 - Cheese & Grain, Frome, UK - Aug 18 - Beautiful Days, Devon, UK Instagram https://twitter.com/thisisthekit Facebook Lankum 'Live in Dublin' album to be released on June 21st via Rough Trade Records - UK, US and Europe Tour Dates - Listen to ‘The Rocky Road to Dublin’ now Having been fortunate to have heard some Irish traditional music growing up this just hits all the boxes for me. Apart from the traditional instrumentals I enjoy how the songs are more like stories than songs as it persuades you to listen longer and know what happens  Hear 'The Rocky Road to Dublin' now https://youtu.be/JxdN41JfbfE?feature=shared Album 'Rocky Road to Dublin' Single Forthcoming Lankum Tour Dates - 18.05 – London, Hackney Empire (sold out) - 19.05 – London, Hackney Empire (sold out) - 25.05 – Utrecht, TivoliVredenburg (sold out) - 01.06 – Barcelona, Primavera Sound festival - 06.06 – Porto, Primavera Sound Festival - 08.06 - Dublin, In The Meadows - 29.06 - Pilton, Glastonbury Festival - 06.07 – Roskilde, Roskilde Festival - 28.07 – Henham Park, Latitude Festival - 25.08 - Bristol, The Downs w/ Massive Attack - 30.08.- Larmer Tree Gardens, End Of The Road Festival - 07.09 - Copenhagen, Store Vega - 14.09 - Brussels, Ancienne Belgique - 20.09 - Prague, Archa+ - 23.09 – Berlin, Theater des Westens - 28.09 – Barcelona, Sala Apolo - 26.10 – London, Eventim Apollo - 02.11 – Stockholm, Nalen Stora Salen - 08.11 – Brooklyn, New York - Warsaw - 09.11 – Brooklyn, New York – Warsaw (sold out) - 22.11 - Oslo – Rockefeller Lankum are Ian Lynch, Daragh Lynch, Radie Peat and Cormac MacDiarmada Dua Lipa - Houdini Let's be completely honest now, when has the British/Albanian talented music sensation ever released a bad record. Remember her earlier release, One Kiss with Calvin Harris? and anything since then has demonstrated that she's got what it takes to stay in the game. Even songs about trying to get an admirer to show they've got what it takes to satisfy their attention  Watch https://youtu.be/suAR1PYFNYA?si=MmWwQl4pj-kyaCpF Former M+A & Santii member Michele Ducci release debut solo music album 'SIVE' via Monotreme Records! ANOHNI and the Johnsons Unveil New Song ‘Breaking’ via Rough Trade Records & North American Tour Dates addedANOHNI and the Johnsons 2024 Tour Dates This Is The Kit announce 'Live At The Minack Theatre' album - out now + share videoThis Is The Kit Tour Dates: Dua Lipa - Houdini To get more latest updates on music visit WhatsOn Read the full article