#santana lopez is number 1

[swiftiesbuddie]

So fun that Grey’s Anatomy flipped the ‘bisexuals are cheaters’ stereotype on its head by having Callie (the bisexual) be cheated on twice! Once by a straight man and once by a lesbian.

[gleesongtournament]

Glee Song Tournament Round 1

[megantheestallion-ismypresident]

Being in a relationship with the Unholy Trinity Headcannons

Santana lopez:

Santana first laid eyes on you the minute she saw you in the glee club. She was very popular in school for being in the cheerios and Glee club. no one in glee really caught her eye until she saw you, you had a huge crush on the Latina cheerleader you thought you would never have a chance with her, until she spoke to you and then eventually you two got closer with each other and that when you became a real couple.

● Santana really loved you than no other, she was really glad that you're her girlfriend, Santana was so afraid to come out of the closet, but when she started dating you she didn't have a care in the world, everyone in McKinley knew that you two were dating but you didn't care at all.

● You are the only one who understands and calms Santana down when she's angry or upset.

● Santana loves singing duets with each other.

● You started joining the cheerios just to be around her.

● Santana has no problems beating someone's ass or standing up to anyone for you.

● She can be very overprotective over you and can be very jealous if she sees anyone flirting or being too close for comfort around you.

● Santana teaching you how to speak Spanish.

● Loves hanging together at breadstix Lima all the time, so you can spend more time together.

● Always sticking up for santana when the new directions gang up on her or saying anything rude because you refuse to see or hear anyone talk bad about her.

● 5 of pda but prefers it private

● a lot of physical affection like hand holding and cuddling, and you love to hear her rant about things when she's pissed or having a bad day.

● Always telling santana that you will always love get and that she's your special person.

● Both of you spoiling each other

● Never any arguments, she refuses to raise her voice at you and never violent with you she would never imagine hurting you. She loves you way too much.

● She is rude towards everyone else but a puppy towards you.

● You both can be very jealous, but that's only because you both hate thinking about being with anyone else.

● You're her number 1 fan, and she's the most talented singer in the glee club.

●Being with santana is the best thing in your life. She's confident, gorgeous, and will literally destroy anyone for you, and there's no other in the world like her.

Quinn Fabray:

Quinn first met you at cheerios practice. At first, she did not like you at all she would make rude comments or make fun of you, but that all changed once she got pregnant and joined the glee club.

● When quinn found out she was pregnant she, she was very shocked that you stood up for her and supported her after the things she said about you, but she loved how you were there for her when no one else was.

● You guys would walk each other to your classes and would talk for hours and hours and later in you two got even closer, Quinn started getting feelings for you and became an official relationship.

● She's very thoughtful. She would invite you over to her house, let you sit over at her table during lunch.

● You always go to every cheerleading competition and scream loudly just to encourage her and the rest of the Cheerios.

● She would pick you up after practice and give you a ride home and would go hang out like at her place or to the movies.

● Kids at school stopped bullying since you started dating the most popular girl in school

● Both of you being partnered in Glee club singing songs together for assignment.

● You weren't expecting a girl like quinn fabray to date you she was very distant from the start and you never thought she would pay you to any mind since she's very popular and the captain of the Cheerios.

● Quinn never really liked expressing her feeling at all and would pretend like everything is fine but she started becomg more relax and opening up to you a bit more, and became more comfortable in her own skin with you

● You love her smile,Her smile is so gorgeous.

● Quinn made a promise that one day, the two of you would get out of here and start a new life and live together and get married.

● Quinn loves you more than everything else even though the relationship was a bit rocky, but quinn is lucky to have you in her life.

Brittany S. Pierce:

You first met Brittany after being slushied in the face. You were honestly surprised that she was helping you take off the slushy off your clothes and face.

● Brittany was very nice to you she would wave at you down the hallway. She would make a lot of conversation with you even though half of the time she didn't really make any sense, but you still listened.

● You and Brittany got closer when she needed help with her chemistry homework, Brittany always doubts herself, but you always reassured her that she is smart, and that's when you guys started dating.

● You're always defending her against anyone.

● You telling something off when someone calls her stupid.

● You find it so cute how innocent and naive she is.

● She calls you unicorn.

● You were so ready to fight artie when he called her stupid.

● Alot of pda, and she's not afraid to show it.

● Makeout sessions, especially in her bedroom.

● You love watching Brittany dance she is a really awesome dancer.

● Always holding hands with you

● Lord tubbington loves you.

● Both of you listen to Britney Spears together.

● Brittany loves you so much, and you were the only one who didn't treat her like everyone else's treats her in this school, and she's happy she's with you.

(I'm rewatching glee because I stopped watching it around season 4 so I'm rewatching it so I can pick up where I left off and I had this idea in my drafts for a while so hear you go Idk if the glee Fandom is still alive?)

[superhaught]

Breaking Down (Chapter Three)

Pairing: Leighton Murray & Reader, Leighton Murray x Tatum (background)

Warning(s): description of panic attack and vomiting, slight reference to eating disorder, angst

Words: 1600, Part 3/?

Part 1 / Part 2

Leighton attends the fundraising party for the Women's Center and things go badly. Luckily, reader is there to help again.

You attended the Women’s Center Fundraiser party dressed in an outfit that you hoped was giving “Shane from the L Word’s leather ensemble.” Not that you really saw yourself as a “Shane,” you just wanted to look hot. 

You were leaning against a wall, drinking a mocktail and talking with two of your friends, one dressed as Santana Lopez and the other in a “League of Their Own” style uniform, when Leighton Murray entered the door to the Women’s Center. 

Her costume was unmistakable - Cate Blanchett in “Carol.” Absolutely classic. You smiled and tried to catch her eye, which felt foolish. You doubted that she would remember you. It had been a number of days since you met her mid-panic attack and she hadn’t texted you. 

But Leighton saw you and her eyes lit up with recognition. She smiled and gave you a polite wave of her fingers, which you returned. She looked like she was going to approach you, but then her eyes darted elsewhere, your friend asked you a question, and you lost sight of Leighton in the crowd. 

The night continued uneventfully. You kept catching glances of Leighton; first, talking to Alicia (dressed as Elton John, Leighton’s ex - you were informed), and later, on the arm of a blonde you didn’t know (notably not in costume, Leighton’s current girlfriend, not her doppleganger as her appearance would suggest. Tatum, junior - you were told). 

Your friends caught your eyes following Leighton throughout the party and they teased you but indulged you anyways, supplying you with the context about who Leighton was with, likely to alert you to the fact that the girl who you were so clearly crushing on was not available. 

Your group was on your third round of drinks (just orange and cranberry juice for you, bottom shelf vodka with about as much juice as found in a LaCroix for them) and dancing along to the party music. But no matter how hard you tried, you just couldn’t keep your eyes off the blonde. 

Leighton and Tatum were examining the table of auction items. Leighton was smiling and reading the description of every item. Tatum was making a disgusted face as she picked up a handmade pinch-pot. 

You couldn’t hear what went down, but visually, the couple clearly got into an argument. After a moment of the heated exchange, Tatum stormed out of the building and slammed the door behind her. Leighton was frozen in place for a second before Alicia swooped in to talk to her.

You grimaced at the scene. Your friend gently touched your arm, “she’s like… the epicenter of lesbian drama, you really should let her go.”

You frowned, “yeah… maybe you’re right.”

Alicia left Leighton in peace and Leighton quickly darted to where drinks were being served. She angrily threw back two shots of vodka in rapid succession and then began counting in her head while waiting for the bartender to pour her a third. 

Leighton felt like the room was spinning. She wasn’t that drunk already, was she? Over the next few minutes, she became a victim to an onslaught of sensations: her throat tightened, her mouth filled with weirdly warm saliva, her ribs hurt, her hands tremored and all she could hear was her own racing heart pounding in her ears. 

Leighton beelined for the bathroom and barely got the door locked before she was retching into the toilet, this time, completely involuntarily.

She started sobbing as she flushed the toilet and the sobbing quickly evolved into hyperventilating. Leighton crouched on the floor and hugged her knees to her chest while spiraling down into the worst panic attack she’d ever had. 

Almost an hour passed and you hadn’t seen Leighton reappear after she had spoken with Alicia. 

“I’ll be right back,” you told your friends as you walked away and approached the brunette, “hey, Alicia, do you know where Leighton is?”

“Oh, um, I think she was going to grab a drink? Why?”

“I’m just looking for her, thanks.”

You started to squeeze between people at the party, heading toward the drinks. 

When you passed the bathroom, you saw someone banging on the door and shouting, “come on, you’ve been in there for like thirty minutes! I gotta piss!”

There was no answer from inside the bathroom. The yelling party guest tried the door handle again and it was locked. 

You slid past the shouting person and knocked on the door, “hey, uh, Leighton? Is that you in there? It’s… it’s your genie…”

You heard a gasp and a sniffle from inside the bathroom and then the door unlocked. You grabbed the handle and opened the door. 

“Hey what the fuck? No cutting the line!” 

“Find somewhere else to piss!” You responded before closing and locking the door again and finding yourself standing over the form of Leighton Murray crouching on the bathroom floor, tears streaming down her face. 

Leighton could barely speak while hyperventilating, she choked out words between gasps for air, “it’s… happ- happening… again!”

You knelt down beside her and wrapped your arms around her, “Leighton it’s okay… you’re safe. You’re going to be alright.”

Leighton trembled in your arms and continued to sob. Her breathing was ragged and high in her throat. She gripped your forearm tightly and nearly carved crescent moons into your skin with her nails but you didn’t mind. 

You slid the fur coat she was wearing off her shoulders and untied the costume scarf around her head, “is this okay?” 

She nodded, so you took the pins out of her updo and ran your fingers through her hair to ease it out of the tight style and let it fall down her back.

Slowly but surely, Leighton calmed. Enough, at least, to speak, “I hate this… I wish this wouldn’t keep happening… I’m falling apart…”

“Oh, Leighton…” you hugged her as tight as you could and rubbed her back. 

She buried her face into the crook of your neck while her crying slowed and her breathing continued to steady. Leighton sniffled, pulled away slightly and wiped her nose on her sleeve, “I’m… I’m such a fucking mess…”

You wiped the streaks of tears off of her cheek with the back of your hand. You didn’t have the faintest idea of what to say at this moment so you just remained quiet, giving her the option to fill the silence if she wanted to. 

“Why… Why do you keep rescuing me?”

“I don’t know, Leighton… it just seems like you need it right now."

She stared at you for a moment with wide eyes, wet and red from crying, “what do I do?”

“Let's just focus on getting you out of here, kay?”

Leighton nodded. 

You took her hands and slowly stood with her, “there, take it slow, that’s it. I’ve got you.”

You led Leighton out of the party with your arm around her shoulder and the other hand holding hers.

Leighton interlaced her fingers with yours and squeezed you so tight that it almost hurt. Once you were outside of the building, she took a deep breath of chilly air and closed her eyes for a moment. 

When she was ready, you started along the path to her dorm, which you knew now.

“Can I make a strange request?” she asked softly. 

“What’s up?”

“Could… could I maybe crash at yours? Just for tonight, of course… I don’t… I don’t want to go back to my room…”

“You’re sure that’s what you want?”

Leighton nodded nervously.

“Then, yes, of course. You can come to my dorm.”

You instructed Leighton to sit on your bed while you grabbed a pajama shirt and sweatshorts of yours for her to sleep in. 

Handing her the folded clothes, you said, “the bathroom is just through there. Do you need anything else? I think I have a backup toothbrush around here somewhere…”

“I… that would be nice… are you sure this is okay?”

“It’s totally okay, I promise.”

You found an unopened toothbrush and gave it to her and Leighton went into the bathroom to change. 

She came back out a few minutes later while you were laying a blanket and pillow on your futon couch and opening it up to it’s flat position. 

“Thank you,” Leighton began, “you’re really a godsend.”

You smiled, “you’re welcome, but it’s nothing really. I’m happy to help. The bed is all yours, I’ll sleep here tonight.”

“What? No, no! I’m the one crashing let me take the couch-”

“No, Leighton. Please, take the bed. I want you to.”

“That’s… really sweet.”

“Are you ready for bed now, or do you want to do something to wind down first? We could watch something, or whatever you want really.”

Leighton smiled softly, “I’d like that. I should also text my roommates so they know I’m not dead.”

“Good idea,” you sat down and opened up your laptop, loading Netflix, “ooh do you want popcorn?”

Leighton’s eyes lit up, “you have popcorn?!”

“Yeah, just the microwave kind. Is that okay?”

“That sounds incredible right now.”

Leighton texted her suitemates that she was okay while you popped popcorn in the dorm kitchen on your floor and then you found yourselves sitting beside each other on your bed with your laptop in your lap. You ate popcorn and watched the pilot of The Good Place and laughed until Leighton was fast asleep on your shoulder. 

You turned the show off and carefully slid out from beneath Leighton’s head while laying her down on the pillow. She stirred while you put the blankets over her and cracked an eye open.

“Hey, you fell asleep…”

“Mmmkay… g’night…” she mumbled. 

You giggled, “night, Leighton. See you in the morning.”

“Mmhmm…” Leighton closed her eyes again and was out like a light.

[songbirdlopez]

Santana Lopez is lazy. At least, according to herself in New Directions (5x13) "I'm too lazy to do eight shows a week". Now I have many issues with this episode and the entire understudy plot, but that isn't what I want to expand on here. I just want to talk about this one line.

Warning, this is a very long post.

Where on Earth did the writers get that idea? I can see Santana genuinely believing that about herself since her self esteem isn't always the greatest, but Rachel never corrects her. Santana says she is lazy, and that's it. She's lazy. But wait a minute, are we talking about the same Santana here?

Let me bring up the obvious. The cheerios. I don't think it's possible to be lazy and be a cheerleader under the leadership of Sue Sylvester (unless you're Becky, I guess). Santana was a cheerio for all of season 1 and 3, half of season 2 (only because without her, Quinn, and Brittany the cheerios weren't good enough to win), and presumably all of her freshman year. That's three and a half years of gruelling training and death-defying stunts. And for her senior year she is co-captain, so taking on extra responsibilities.

Also cheerios related, in Diva 4x13 Sue offers Santana a job as the cheerios coach. Despite knowing how tough Sue is she says yes. Later when speaking to Britt she says that she'll take over fully when Sue dies and she's gonna make sure that happens within a few years (presumably a joke but who knows what would've happened).

Then there's the New Directions. Santana is in the glee club for three (almost) straight years. We don't often see much more than lessons being introduced and then singing, but it's established in season 1 that they do vocal warm ups/training. There's also booty camp which runs late season 2 and all season 3. After she gets (unfairly imo) kicked out in The Purple Piano Project (3x01), she agrees to join Booty Camp to come back to ND. In universe she is one of the better dancers, so this is just a punishment that she accepts, she wants to be in the glee club and will do extra work for it. There's also practising for their competition numbers (even if it's the day of). In season 1 she helps come up with some choreography. Santana often has solo parts and was one of only a few members to get a full solo where she doesn't just park and bark (obvi Britt and Mike were the featured dancers but Santana has her own choreo). Santana is also one of only four characters who audition for a solo for nationals in Funeral (2x21), and she's one of only two who have some sort of choreography.

Continuing on with glee clubs, the Troubletones. Santana joined TT to get more focus. We saw TT discussions and dance practise, and we know that Shelby did vocal coaching that was better than Will's (Mercedes: "Shelby's a great teacher, I'm hitting notes I didn't even know existed.") Santana also pushed through a majorly distressing event (outing) to perform and used that pain to lift the performance (RHI/SLY).

School musicals. Santana has roles in three different school musicals. The only one she doesn't participate in is Cabaret, but that is just a sham to get Rach away from the New Directions. In season two she plays two different characters in Rocky Horror, she's double cast as Magenta (a supporting character) with Quinn, and she plays the lips (this is a mistake on the show's part, the lips are Riff Raff's actor in the movie, but on stage this song is performed by a character named Trixie the Usherette who does a reprise of the song at the end). In West Side Story she plays Anita. Finally in Grease she plays Rizzo, it's worth noting that she gets the role with very little notice and still (from what little we see) nails it.

Jobs. Throughout highschool Santana doesn't seem to have any part time employment, but that's the case for most characters. While she's at Louisville she doesn't need to get a job since she got a scholarship and a bunch of money from her mom. I mentioned previously that she almost got a job as cheerios coach. Once she moves to New York in season 4 she works a shit ton of jobs, like a ridiculous amount. She's a bouncer, a cage dancer, she works at the Coyote Ugly Saloon Bar, she's a waitress, a reoccurring actor for Yeast-I-Stat, Fanny Brice understudy, Rachel's publicist, back up singer (and maybe dancer?) for Mercedes which includes touring with her, and she is an active member of Pamela Lansbury before she and Rachel are kicked out.

Even ignoring the jobs that were just word of mouth, she had five jobs, that's more than any other character in the show, and we unfortunately never find out what she ends up doing.

In season 4 after a push from her friends she takes on NYADA extension classes.

Also relevant, in season 4 she drops out of college. This isn't because she's "too lazy", it's because of the environment. She didn't gel with her fellow students, there's no mention of the work being too much, it's purely that the other cheerleaders don't respond well to her. Her "brutal honesty" or whatever, still not a reflection of her work ethic, just her lack of tact (to put it lightly). Also worth mentioning, the two times we see her at Louisville she is clearly working hard. She can't talk to Britt because she's too busy, and in the scene where that Virginia Wolfe girl eyes her up she's in the library studying. In Jagged Little Tapestry (6x03) Santana tells Brittany that she would like to go back to college, unfortunately we never see if this comes to fruition.

Volunteering. Santana is also the character who volunteers the most. In Silly Love Songs (2x12) she says that she often volunteers at the hospital which is where she got the candy striper outfit. Two episode earlier in A Very Glee Christmas (2x10) the glee girls are going to sell their hair, Santana is the one to tell the others to "stop yapping" and just do it and is just a about to cut off her hair when Will stops them, so clearly she was willing to do it. The next Christmas Santana joins Sam and Quinn at the homeless shelter with the other New Directions after the tv special (kinda goes against her prior eagerness to help out, but makes sense since fame is her mistress). In Lights Out (4x20) she joins Rachel and Kurt volunteering at the Ballet Gala. Admittedly here it's takes a push and she only goes after being offered dresses.

Mentoring. From season four the ND alumni often come back to mentor the newbies or just to help out in general. Santana comes back in Glease (4x06), Thanksgiving (4x08), Diva (4x13), All or Nothing (4x21), 100/New Directions (5x12, 5x13), Homecoming (6x02), and Jagged Little Tapestry (6x03). (I'm not including The Breakup or The Quarterback because she came back for emotional reasons.)

Knowing all of this about her shows how hardworking and passionate Santana is. She is constantly working at something. She has her down time (watching Facts of Life, scrolling Rizzoli & Isles lesbian subtext blogs), but that seems few and far between when knowing just how much she works. It can also be inferred that she is a good student at WMHS, seeing as she got the scholarship to Louisville and they probably wouldn't accept her on just cheerleading merit alone, and she is seen multiple times with her books open, studying. (Pot O' Gold and Saturday Night Glee-ver come to mind). We also know that she cares about her education because she reported Will for being a sub par teacher in The Spanish Teacher (3x12).

Along with everything I just mentioned, Santana also takes it upon herself to do side quests when she wants something. She is so determined to prove that Quinn and Finn are having an affair that she gives herself mono (she's immune apparently, but still). She also goes full spy to take down Sebastian, and to take down Brody. With everything else she does and the effort she puts into random situations to do with her friends she must be goddamn exhausted.

Something I must bring up is related to her being Rachel's understudy. But first another disclaimer: I don't want this post to become a discussion on who was in the right in the situation, both women did bad things, that is not what this post is about. I only bring it up because it is the plot where this line is said, therefore some parts a relevant.

Santana only gets the idea to audition for the understudy role as Rachel leaves to go judge the auditions. We do not know exactly how much time passes in between but it's presumably only a few hours at most. This means that Santana had to memorise the song, change the key and structure by herself, and choreograph the number in a few hours. That shows dedication. Later on in The Back-Up Plan (5x18) Santana goes on in place of Rachel to try and save her friends job. Again she has very little time to prepare to play the role as the show is that night, and hasn't been the understudy for approximately a good few months. We don't see her perform but Rach herself says she was really good. It's unfortunate that we never see Santana get any opportunities come from this, but it's Glee so I digress.

In conclusion (I feel like I'm back in highschool lol), Santana Lopez has many flaws and there are many valid reasons to criticise her, her work ethic is not one. Santana is shown to be an extremely hard working and dedicated character who aims high and will put in the work to get what she wants, she won't let other people get in her way. She can be her own worst enemy and can get into a slump when she can't see a direction to go in, but she always pushes through. I think it's cowardly that the show not only decided that she was the sole offender of the Understudy Situation, but also shunted her with a negative descriptor that is in complete opposition to what we know of her. Despite also saying cruel things during the understudy plot line Rachel gets away with not apologising, and then lets Santana insult herself. It's an unfortunate result and complete character assassination for Santana and shows how little the writers care for her. It also destroys the friendship that Pezberry developed up until that point. Santana is not the only character to be described in a negative way even when the rest of the show doesn't represent that, Mercedes Jones gets this treatment even worse and more often. I do have a discussion about her in my drafts, hopefully I'll finish it one day. It sucks that two of the most versatile and skilled characters in Glee are constantly said to not be enough.

Santana Lopez is not lazy.

[arizonaaaaaa]

Glee cast sings The Fame by Lady Gaga

Made some threads on twitter, will post them here and talk about it endlessly since there’s no character limit here, I think

Just Dance feat. Colby O’Donis sung by Artie, Puck and Sam in “Prom Queen”

-I’m 70% confident Kevin mentioned they were going to sing this in a mash-up with Dj Got Us Fallin’ in Love, Puck and Sam’s country voices worked a lot in Friday so I think they would do something interesting with Just Dance, maybe not something everyone would like but I’m ver curious about it, no doubts Artie would slay the rapping.

LoveGame sung by Brittany and Quinn

-I can’t imagine a scene or episode where this could happen, maybe a cheerios practice in season 2, I thought about including Santana but I don’t think her voice would fit, I also ultimately wanted it to be a Fierce duet as their friendship was barely explored in glee.

Paparazzi sung by Rachel and Shelby in “Theatricality”

-I absolutely hate Poker Face gcv, it’s terrible, and the worse part: it’s sung by Lea and Idina, they are SO GOOD, and they would do such a good job, anyways, if they still wanted to do something slower and more broadway-y I think Paparazzi would be the fit, the song is very dramatic after all.

Poker Face sung by Mercedes and Tina in “Theatricality”

-as mentioned earlier, I despise Poker Face gcv, if they were going to stick to the original melody and overall style of the song, Tincedes in my opinion would kill it, Tina didn’t have a duet in season 1 so this could be so iconic, specially since the episode started with Tina finding a new look for her, just imagine both of them singing, Mercedes with that purple wig and Tina wearing *drum rolls* the meat dress, I would’ve died.

I Like It Rough sung by Santana Lopez in “Laryngitis”

-I can totally picture her singing this to Puck in the glee club, he would be smirking since the song is mildly dirty which would make Mercedes jealous and therefore would give birth to The Boy is Mine, this would also be her first solo on the show so.

Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) sung by Quinn Fabray in season 2

-I believe she could’ve sung this after Sam broke up with her and started dating Santana, the song is very slow, kind of like a ballad so I think it would fit Quinn’s more softer voice.

Starstruck feat. Flo Rida & Space Cowboy sung by Artie and Brittany in “Blame It On the Alcohol”

-honestly I can’t exactly picture a scene where this could happen, maaaybe a karaoke sort of scene where both of them are singing? I don’t know, all I know is that Gaga in this song sounds a lot like Heather Morris to me.

Beautiful, Dirty, Rich sung by Sugar Motta

-this could take place later in season 3 or in season 4 if they created a storyline where Sugar could sing, while not being the best singer, Vanessa Lengies can sing, and if I’m being honest, beautiful, dirty and rich describes Sugar very well.

The Fame sung by Blaine Anderson with the Warblers in season 2

-one of the infinite season 2 Blaine solos, not the biggest fan of acapella music but the warblers do it decently and I can almost listen to the warblers doing some “ding-ding-dee” in replace of the guitar in the beginning of the song.

Money Honey sung by Brittany, Kitty, Marley, Sugar, Tina and Unique in “Naked”

-the original episode focuses a lot on Rachel and the glee boys, honestly I don’t even remember if Brittany or Marley have lines this episode, either way, Wannabe and I Love It are very good and fun numbers so I’d love to see them perform this, I’d specially like to see Sugar singing the line “That's M-O-N-E-why so sexy?”.

Boys Boys Boys sung by Kurt Hummel in late season 2

-Kurt is hot, that’s true, he’s attractive, and even if a lot of guys weren’t romantically or sexually attracted to him, all of them liked Kurt, and Kurt deserved a song to show how awesome he was, this is it, instead of singing “Boys, Boys, Boys, we love them” as in Kurt’s attraction towards men, it would be “Boys, Boys, Boys, we love them” as in all of the boys happy that the awesome Kurt is back, and of course Kurt would be the only one actually singing, that’s Kurt “I’m singing a duet with the most talented person in the club … myself” Hummel after all.

Paper Gangsta sung by Quinn, Rachel and Santana

-unlike the previous description which in normal size characters was 11 lines long, I have no idea where or how this would take place, all I say is: their voices fit the song, specially Quinn’s.

Brown Eyes sung by Mike Chang in season 4

-I actually wanted Tina to sing this as her ballads are very good, but re-reading the lyrics (as well as literally the title of the song) Mike would be the perfect choice lyrics wise, brown eyes being Tina’s insecurity is so random but it’s an characteristic of her that I like, we never got an answer on why they broke up, it’s something I wanted to know very bad cause they seemed to be a very understanding couple regarding problems, and on top of that, just give Mike songs, seriously his last song was in season 4 episode 8, he appears in 10 episodes after this and not even a line in a group number? C’mon.

Summerboy sung by Kitty and Marley in early season 4

-I can see Kitty wanting to perform with Marley because “they’re friends” (or both dating Puckerman’s in this weird timeline where Noah “I like moms” Puckerman dated a sophomore) anyway, she doesn’t like Marley yet, she just wants Jake back and a reason to call Marley obese or something.

Disco Heaven sung by Brittany, Mercedes and Santana in season 3

-In my original thread I wrote this as a sancedes duet in laryngitis, and… it doesn’t make a lot of sense, their voices would do a good job but lyric wise it doesn’t relate? Personally, throw Brittany in the mix as a Trouble Tones number and boom, maybe this could take place in an alternate Saturday night glee-ver where after Mr Schue ask why they chose this song over any other from the movie Brittany would say: “I chose this cause I want to go to disco Heaven when I die not disco inferno”.

Again Again sung by Marley Rose in season 5

-hey so this song is a bonus track from the album that is not featured in the playlist at the beginning, so in order to hear it you’ll need to access YouTube cause it’s also not on Spotify. Back to the song, this could take place when Marley is suspecting that Jake might be cheating on her, music could end with idk Unique and Kitty hugging her.

Retro, Dance, Freak sung by Harmony

-also a bonus track that’s actually featured in the fame monster album, okay so… this song is very boring… like really boring… the only reason I chose Harmony for this was because it kind of sounds like her, literally because this song is fucking boring and I can’t think of someone else that could sing this.

Bonus: songs that aren’t from the album but are from the same era

Vanity sung by Rachel Berry in season 1

-this is such a Rachel coded song, I can totally picture her singing this at one point in the first season, maybe start as her singing at the auditorium following her to the hallways until she gets slushied, funny honestly since the song is about glamour and being famous.

Christmas Tree feat. Space Cowboy sung by Artie and Sugar

-I’m convinced every artist has a song that it’s absolutely terrible, for Katy Perry is Peacock, for Avril Lavigne is that cover of O Holy Night, for Gaga is this one, I have yet to hear something so terrible, literally sat down and felt like grinch, I would have Sugar sung this terribly in the episode and slightly better in the studio version cause even tho Vanessa Lengies can sing no one can sing this song and be good.

Fashion sung by Kurt and Tina in “Theatricality”

-rise animation meme fuckers, tbh I was very surprised a gaga song became an animation meme, I was even more surprised to know that the song was going to be featured in the sex and the city movie but got scrapped, anyway, the episode with Tina needing to find a new look, who better to help her than Kurt? This would look kind of like Diva in season 4 with Kurt and Tina cat walking and later Mercedes, Quinn, Brittany, Santana and Rachel would join.

And that’s it, an entire album with 14 songs, 3 bonus tracks and 3 other songs from the same era was covered, if you like it please share your opinion, if you didn’t please share as well, the next album will be The Fame Monster, that, due to the shorter numbers of songs it shouldn’t take long for me to post it, bye :)

[puckhq]

― PERSONAL

Name: Noah Theodore Puckerman

Nickname(s): Puck, Puckzilla (if you're nasty 😏)

Age: Thirty-Two (32)

Birthday: August 9, 2024

Gender: Cisman, He/Him/His

Sexuality: Bisexual

Height and build: 6 ft 2 in/188 cm + Athletic and Lean

Place of birth: Wilmington, North Carolina, USA

Place of residence: Los Angeles, California, USA

Type of residence: Single Family Home (the he built)

Extrovert/Introvert: Extrovert

Optimist/Pessimist: Optimist

Illnesses or disabilities: PTSD, Depression, undiagnosed ADHD

― PHYSICAL

Eye color: brown

Hair colou: dark brown/black

Hair length: short tapered side with a little length on top

Memorable physical features: all of his features are memorable, have you seen him? but also his freckles and some notable scars

Posture: stands tal, has good posture overall

Clothing and accessories: everyday wear he's in jeans and a t-shirt or athleisure, wears tennis shoes or tims and loves a good fitted baseball cap usually worn backwards for work he has to wear a suit and non slip dress shoes and no matter what he's got his star of David necklace on other accessories his apple watch, sometimes diamond stud earrings and a gold chain necklace and a gold chain bracelet

Glasses?: no

Tattoos: one over his heart for Maya that he got at 17 with her baby hand print and her birthday 06.02.09 underneath

Piercings: has his ears pierced but doesn't usually have any studs in unless it's a special occasion

Reference: optional reference photo

― FAMILY

Mother: Nora Puckerman

Relationship: He is his mother's pride and joy and his mom is his favorite person. Now, she is the first one to call him out on his shit but she does it with so much love and compassion so it's okay. She has always been loving and supportive and patient with him. Their relationship is and has always been rock solid. To this day, she's about the only person Puck will talk to when he's just not fucking okay. Maybe she's not perfect but she the exact right person to be Puck's mom and he loves her more than anything, except Maya.

Father: Gabriel Puckerman

Relationship: To say that Gabe and Puck's relationship is rocky would be a fucking understatement. When Puck was a kid, up until he was about ten years old, his father was his hero, he wanted to be him when he grew up. Use to sing and play guitar, was even pretty good at it. But eventually he got old enough to realize his father wasn't a good person. For his whole life, Puck's been Gabe's verbal punching bag. Yet, to this day, Puck is the only person willing to help Gabe out of a tough spot. Long story short, it's a fucked up relationship.

Parent relationship: Divorced

Birth order: first born (as far as he knows)

Child's Name: Maya Ruth Puckerman

Age: fifteen (15)

Relationship: They have a very good relationship. Puck, even at sixteen years old, was adamant about making his daughter his number one priority and that has remained true. He knows he's not perfect, he did everything he could to give his kid a good life and she seems well adjusted. He makes as much time for her as he can, although these days she'd rather hang out with pretty much anyone else. But they're still close and Puck has never and will never, love anyone more.

Sibling #1: Jake Puckerman ( @puckjake )

Age: almost twenty-six (26)

Relationship: Even though they only recently found each other, they have quickly adopted each other as family. They get along really well and Jake is Maya's new favorite person, which Puck definitely isn't jealous about. But they quickly regarded each other as family and trust one another. It's sweet and precious and Puck loves being a big brother.

― RELATIONSHIPS

Relationship status: in a semi complicated situationship with Eva Anderson ( @anderseva ) and Morgan Weston ( @morgan-weston )

Notable past romantic relationship(s): Santana Lopez ( @psusantana ) - she is the mother of his child they didnt date so much as have a week of fuckery when they were sixteen and Avery Dunn ( @averydunn ) - they dated for a bit when Puck was stationed in Louisiana, but Puck fucked it up and cheated on her

Sexual history: Zach Wilde ( @zachwilde ) - friends with benefits for the last nine months

Best friend(s): Cooper Anderson ( @actorcooper ) and his mom

Friends: Delilah Rose ( @rose-delilah ), Maeve Flynn-Abrams ( @ltcdrmaeveflynnabrams ) and Penny Sylvester ( @pennysylvester )

Antagonist(s): does Gabe count?

Roommate(s): Just Maya and also kinda Jake atp

― EDUCATION & CAREER

Past college education: none

Current education: A freshman at PSU, Fire Science Major

Past job(s): House/pool cleaner & construction - worked these in high school, Marines - enlisted at 18 was honorably discharged at 30

Current job/career: Security at PSU

Wanted job/career: Firefighter

― FAVORITES

Favorite band/musician: Queen, Kendrick Lamar, OutKast/Andre 3000 ( rap, rnb, classic rock )

Favorite color: Orange

Favorite season: Summer

Favorite scent: the way a space smells after you bae anything with cinnamon in it and the smell of whoever he's in love with

Favorite food: carne asada fries, poke, pot roast and a good ole burger

Favorite drink: water and sugar free redbull and $0.99 Arizonia drinks

Favorite movie: Fast Five, but the whole fast and furious franchise inclusing Hobbs and Shaw

Favorite TV show: Ginny & Georgia, The Have and the Have Nots and New Girl

[blairwarbler]

Santana Lopez (played by Naya Rivera) Hero Resume file and other characters prop lot. (Season 5). Collection featuring Santana (played by Naya Rivera) resume and many featured props primarily from the 5th season including: Black leather folder with internal notepad, (2) thick clipped copies of WMHS and Principal Figgins Grant of Oil & Gas lease, Santana (played by Naya Rivera) resume & experience hero file, (2) mock "Backstage" magazine collection, stage/casting insert pages, (2) Kurt (played by Chris Colfer) prop sai stage weapons from "I am Unicorn", a foam throwing star, stack of computer testing strips and Demi Lovato's chapstick, 4 x 5 inch photos of Rachel, Santana, Kurt, Finn & Glee club members, set of (30+) Kitty Wylde (played by Becca Tobin) photo's, large stack of ICA Talent Agency folders filled with documents, resumes and headshots, (4) 50th Annual McKinley classroom decorating contest forms, bag of lids for urine specimen bottles, multiple DJ Fine phone number on scrap sheets (10) "Grado IV Carne" WMHS stickers and stack of magazine inserts, pages and slicks featuring Kelly Clarkson, Justin Timberlake & Robin Thicke from Season 1 Episode 2: "Showmance".

[klaine-a03-feed]

Hits Different

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ma2fyXN by M0unt_Ev3rest Finn gets a text from an unknown number, Mike asks why Rachel isn’t lecturing them, and shit happens Words: 790, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Glee (TV 2009) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: New Directions (Glee) Relationships: Finn Hudson/Jesse St. James, Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce, Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel Additional Tags: Trans Character, Bisexual Finn Hudson, I wrote this instead of doing my homework, wrote this because it’s a hyperfixation, I’d Rather Write Here Than Stupid Wattpad, trans finn hudson, I Only Know How To Write Chat Fics, Social Media AU, Alternate Universe - No Powers, How Do I Tag, Thank You St. Hudson Twitter, I Don't Even Know, T4T Finn Hudson/Jesse St. James, Title from a Taylor Swift Song

[twins2994]

Baltimore Orioles-Minnesota Twins Series Preview

9.27.24-Cade Povich LHP (2-9) 5.59 ERA Vs. Pablo Lopez RHP (15-9) 4.11 ERA

9.28.24-TBA Vs. Zebby Matthew RHP (1-3) 5.71 ERA

9.29.24-TBA Vs. Bailey Ober RHP (12-8) 3.94 ERA

The Orioles At A Glance- The Baltimore Orioles are back in the playoffs, but fell short of the division title to the Yankees. The Yankees clinched with a win over the Orioles last night and got into Minneapolis late. They will try to set-up their pitching rotation for the playoffs and get regular guys some rest. Anthony Santander is having a great season with forty-four homer and 101 RBI. Gunnar Henderson is a young star emerging in this league with thirty-seven homers and ninety-one knocked in. Jackson Holliday has struggled in the Majors with a .174 average and just five homers. The Orioles starting rotation owns a 3.80 ERA, which is eighth-best in the big leagues. The bullpen has struggled at times with a 4.26 ERA. The Twins will get to see Cade Povich, who they traded away for Jorge Lopez. He has a 5.59 ERA in seventy-four innings. Yennier Cano has become a solid reliever with a 3.20 ERA and thirty-four holds. Danny Coulombe has a 2.20 ERA this year.

The Twins At A Glance- The Twins had their chances in the series finale with the Marlins and ending up losing in thirteen innings. They will close out the string this weekend at home. The Twins elimination number is one, so any losses or Royals/Tigers wins would eliminate them. Matt Wallner was put on the injured list earlier this week with left oblique tightness. Jose Miranda was scratched from Thursday's lineup with a back injury. Carlos Correa has a .351 average since returning. Kyle Farmer is hitting .349 in September. Carlos Santana has hit four homers and knocked in twelve this month. The Twins bullpen is taxed. Everyone except Louie Varland threw on Thursday and I don't know who is available for Friday's game. Justin Topa and Caleb Thielbar are the only ones, who haven't exceeded thirty pitches over the last three days.

What To Watch For- The Twins were swept in mid-April in Baltimore. The Orioles also swept the Twins at Target Field before the All-Star Break last season. Baltimore has won seven straight games over Minnesota. Pablo Lopez is (2-0) with a 1.06 ERA in three starts against the Orioles. Bailey Ober is (1-0) with a 0.69 ERA in two starts against Baltimore. It sounds like Kody Funderburk will get called up on the Twins roster. There isn't a corresponding roster move announced just yet. The Twins are finishing out their disappointing season and the Orioles are getting ready for a postseason run.

-Chris Kreibich-

[brittanafanfic]

Brittana Stories

These fanfics contain smut but are focused on plot. An asterisk * denotes complete status, and parentheses denote (# of chapters; word count).

One Spice Short* (24; 34K): Santana is an up-and-coming chef, and Brittany is a food critic who likes her anonymity. When Brittany decides to mess with her ex-girlfriend, it doesn't take much for them to stumble back into their heated, rousing relationship.

The Journal* (54; 99K): Brittany Pierce is an attorney's receptionist at a major NY law firm. Santana Lopez is a successful lawyer, new to the firm. Brittany finds a very old journal and begins writing in it to reveal some of the feelings she could never, ever tell her new boss.

Reasons I Laugh and Breathe* (57; 190K): Brittany goes to college, hoping that everything will be different. Even though life has been hard so far, and even though bad things still happen, she regrets nothing that has brought her here. GP!Santana.

Offense Is the Best Defense* (30; 98K): Head cheerleader Santana and badass Brittany just don't get along. However, when Santana's pride and reputation are on the line, she gets a little desperate, and Brittany just happens to be there to help her out.

They Bring Me Back* (32; 174K): Santana Lopez lives an average life in New York as a bartender. When gorgeous Brittany and Santana's teenage niece fall into her lap, things get interesting.

I'll Teach You to Dance (45; 413K): Three years after graduation, Santana Lopez and her roommates, Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry, attend a dance class in NYC. Follows most of the events in Glee if Brittany had never gone to WMHS.

Innocent: Method of Entry* (1; 5K): Companion piece to Innocent. Early dating days.

With These Words, Sincerely Yours* (14; 109K): With these words, I promise to show you the passion behind our touches, the desire behind our kisses, and the intensity behind our love. Sincerely yours, Brittany S. Pierce.

By the Light of the Moon* (1; 12K): They're friends but nobody knows they're friends. Doctor AU.

A Spectacular One Night Engagement* (1; 5K): As Santana takes the stage for a singular performance as Fanny Brice, she looks out into the audience and gets a very unexpected surprise. Set during 5x18, The Back-Up Plan.

One in a Million Paradise* (1; 6K): In the middle of their weeklong vacation at the beach, Brittany is surprised by what Santana has planned for their Fourth of July together.

Don't You Dare Look Back, Just Keep Your Eyes on Me (28; 145K): In the fall of 1983, while on a date with another woman, semi-closeted banker Santana Lopez meets struggling dancer Brittany Pierce. Though they come from two different worlds, a single dance changes their lives forever.

Piece by Piece (85; 261K): When pediatric surgeon Santana Lopez meets Dr. Brittany Pierce, head of plastic surgery, in the elevator during a blackout at the hospital, she's immediately hit with a sense of disdain. Little does she know that she'll be the first person to show her what love looks like, and change her life for good.

Mirror, Mirror* (25; 68K): Santana accepts that there are certain prices to be paid for her success. Loneliness is just one of them. When a half-serious drunken suggestion makes her think about a cure for her loneliness, she's not sure whether she can actually go through with it. But of all the prices she has to pay, this is one, at least, she knows she can afford. Probably.

2859* (21; 63K): Santana Lopez is a publicist in New York trying to rein in the biggest ego the city's ever seen. Brittany Pierce is attempting to create the next big thing in Seattle. They're 2859 miles apart, but one wrong number just might change everything.

Graduating with Mama Lopez* (28; 91K): Santana and Quinn help Brittany with summer school, so Santana and Brittany can go to New York together. Mama Lopez is, as always, there to help. Set after 3x22.

Paperweight (18; 157K): "She had to stop this, she couldn't keep thinking of Brittany, her employee, this way. It was unprofessional, she was dubious about the legality of it, and she knew if something even happened between her and Brittany, if the media got wind of it, Lopez-Fabray would lose all credibility."

Lake Hope* (8; 59K): On the last weekend of summer, Brittany convinces Santana to go camping with her family. For both bad reasons and good, it's a trip neither of them will ever forget.

Set the World on Fire* (14; 260K): For six months, Santana has been living in New York City with Kurt and Rachel, but now Brittany has received her diploma and is finally coming to join them. Can new relationships accommodate old ones? And can the past ever really be recaptured?

Worth the Risk* (21; 108K): Santana Lopez is a hot young talent agent in New York. Brittany Pierce is a woman who gives up her comfortable life to try and follow her passion. When Santana does a favor for a friend, Brittany is thrown into her life and everything turns upside down. Can they risk everything to find happiness?

Two Ghosts* (30; 123K): It's been 5 years since Santana and Brittany have spoken, but when someone unexpected requests their assistance, a lot of old feelings come back to light.

Lost in the Lights* (18; 169K): Brittany S. Pierce is new to WMHS and quickly finds that the students there aren't as open-minded as the ones she's used to, especially when she takes over as the Titans' starting quarterback. Many heads are turned, including Cheerios Co-Captain Santana Lopez, who has some obstacles of her own to tackle.

The Ark: Is It a Crime?* (10; 58K): Fresh from the academy and looking for her big break, Brittany S. Pierce takes on her first assignment for Captain Sue Sylvester. Unfortunately for Britt, Sue cares little for her safety, and an uncover recon assignment quickly spirals out of control. Will one of her targets become her saving angel or stab her in the back?

Living with Santana Lopez* (3; 21K): Brittany didn't want a new mom, and she especially didn't want a new sister. But that's exactly what she got.

Ahead in the Count (5; 60K): Over the course of 162 games (give or take), Santana Lopez learns a lot about baseball, love, and one Los Angeles Dodgers superfan named Brittany S. Pierce.

No Damsel Here* (50; 253K): When Santana is attacked and is saved by a mysterious kick-ass blonde martial artist, she notices something familiar in the way she moves. Santana decides to take some self-defense classes so she doesn't feel as useless when it comes to protecting herself.

Nothing Burns Like the Cold* (7; 45K): Emotions run high when Brittany and Santana get caught together in a blizzard. At the time of the storm, Brittany's still dating Sam and hasn't told Santana. Santana knows about their relationship and is furious with Brittany because she hasn't told her. How will they deal with their estrangement and how will it affect their survival?

I Just Want to Feel* (5; 16K): Brittany finds scars on Santana's body that she has been hiding from everyone. When the truth finally comes out, Brittany tries to comfort Santana in a way only she can.

Olympic Tryouts (35; 57K): Santana and Brittany have been rivals in the college hockey world for the past four years. Now they're both at Olympic tryouts to play on the same team.

Implausibly Perfect* (1; 22K): Santana gets set up for a blind date for Valentine's Day. Nothing that happens after is at all expected.

Escaped from the Zoo* (1; 12K): Zookeeper Brittany and park ranger Santana try to find a missing animal.

Keep Dreaming of Me (18; 52K): Santana Lopez is a college dropout who won the lottery. Everyone thinks Brittany Pierce is a struggling dancer-turned-waitress who doesn't know left from right. No one knows the real Brittany, and she has no intention of changing that. Until she meets Santana, that is.

Life Changer* (29; 308K): As soon as dancer Brittany and actress Santana met on a plane, their lives were never the same.

High Frequency Romance* (3; 18K): Brittany is a corporate pilot for Motta Industries, and she has developed a crush on an air traffic controller whom she talks to on the radio. The only problem is that they've never met in person, but fate might step in and lay a hand.

High Frequency Romance: Glimpses* (6; 30K): Sequel to High Frequency Romance. Check in with Santana and Brittany as they navigate life together.

The Feelings That Smolder* (1; 10K): Firefighter Santana is in charge of the station's Dalmation, which is how she meets pet store owner Brittany.

Going to the Movies* (10; 76K): If you saw the girl of your dreams working at a movie theater, how many movies would you see just for the chance to talk to her?

You Live, You Learn, You Love* (25; 170K): At seventeen, the most important things in soon-to-be high school senior Santana Lopez's life are school, Cheerios, her family and friends, and dreaming up ways to escape her small town. Then, one night, she meets a girl that needs her help, and in the blink of an eye, everything changes.

Healing (12; 34K): Santana's never been a fan of Britt's motorcross, but she's never missed a meet or practice...until the breakup. Brittany's loss of focus causes her to crash and get hurt. Santana hates herself for not being there and does everything in her power to make up for it, including taking care of Brittany. Lots of healing happens, physical and emotional.

Be Careful What You Wish for (13; 26K): On the day 11/11/11 at 11:11, Brittany wishes for her soul mate to find her. Little does she know her cat, Santana, has already found her, just in a different form.

Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beholder* (10; 32K): After being left blind following a severe blow to the head, Brittany is hesitant to get out and experience the world when it is now shrouded in darkness. But when she meets the enigmatic Santana Lopez, she finds out that it is possible to overcome her fears and start living her life again.

True Love* (9; 25K): "Tell me you'd rather spend the rest of your life with him than with me. Look me in my eyes and tell me you don't love me, and I'll walk out that door and let you marry him."

Stoners (17; 129K): Santana and Brittany have had no contact for nearly six years, when Brittany suddenly reappears in Santana's life. As they reconnect and rediscover each other, they also look back on the events that led them to the present moment.

Ride-Share* (47; 145K): Brittany doesn't want to drive to LA alone, so she resorts to Craigslist to find someone to keep her company.

Wild Ponies* (1; 14K): Brittany Pierce lives with her father on the family ranch. When they acquire a wild horse, their usual ranch hand has a problem training the stubborn stallion, and their newest ranch hand Hector suggests that his daughter would be perfect for the task.

You Could Have My Heart If It Wasn't Broken* (28; 126K): Santana Lopez is one of the country's leading cardiac surgeons. Brittany Pierce is a beautiful dancer in need of life-saving heart surgery.

The Mysterious Mistress (16; 94K): Everyone who lived in Lima knew that the old, abandoned house was not, in fact, abandoned, but they all turned a blind eye to it. Mistress Santana. Slave Brittany.

Keeping the Creed (9; 45K): Santana is one of the top assassins in The Brotherhood, so when she's given the task of eliminating some random blonde dancer, she thinks it sounds like a simple job. It's anything but.

Let's Get These Teen Hearts Beating Faster, Faster (22; 39K): On a college campus, anything can happen and you can meet just about anyone.

Take It Off (12; 28K): Santana hadn't wanted to move to Lima, Ohio, but there hadn't been much of a choice. Living there, there were only a few things she was sure of: Her apartment was small, Puck was her friend, and Sirens was going to be the death of her.

Many the Miles (25; 105K): AU. A car crash changes the course of 3 lives forever.

Lift (15; 30K): AU. Two strangers, a malfunctioning lift, and fate.

White Shadows* (26; 317K): AU. 1862, the North has started the draft. Santana follows her father to war, intent on proving her worth as a doctor. Brittany enlists in place of her father, intent on keeping her family safe. In this broken land, they find a home in each other.

Even If the Pandemic Lasts Forever* (5; 30K): Life was perfect. Nothing could go wrong in Santana's fairy tale; she was on her way to happily ever after. Well, maybe one thing—maybe a global pandemic could happen.

Love from Brittany* (10; 18K): Brittany's diary entries starting from where season 2 left off, taking us through a summer of glee parties and a Brittana vacation, right into season 3.

Boots* (1; 25K): Being drafted into the military was the last thing Brittany Pierce wanted, but things don't seem so bad once she meets Santana Lopez.

Service* (12; 45K): AU GP!Brittany. When she receives her draft letter in the mail, Brittany Pierce thinks her life can't get worse...until she meets Drill Commander Lopez.

If You Stop to Think, You're Gone* (14; 49K): Brittany is a hardened boxer, and Santana is the arm candy of a wealthy politician who's involved in the boxing world.

The Third Floor* (1; 12K): AU GP!Santana. Brittany loves going to the third floor of the library, because it's quiet. Another girl studies there, and she's gorgeous. She also has sex in the stacks every single night.

First Bite* (23; 75K): "Brittany nodded and scooted halfway out of the booth before looking up at Santana with hesitant but daring eyes. 'Would you be my first bite?' she asked." Brittana in the True Blood universe.

Clockwork* (38; 209K): They said she was just a pretty face, a model fed lines to sell a product. But if you squinted, there was more to Santana Lopez than they gave her credit for, and reporter Brittany Pierce was going to get to the bottom of it.

[angelhummel]

[gleeincorrectquotes]

𝕁𝕖𝕟’𝕤 𝔾𝕝𝕖𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

1 • 2x18 - Born This Way

“Won’t Quinn be mad at you sitting vigil at my bedside?” “...well I’m standing”

[kurt-hudson]

top 10 glee episodes (as voted by my followers) ∟ 1 → 5x19 old dog, new tricks

[echoes-of-realities]

69 brittana?

69. “Quit flirting.” // “I didn’t mean to—”

[A continuation of this.]

It’s almost two in the morning when Santana’s phone starts ringing, casting the entire bedroom in too bright, too harsh light. Santana groans in displeasure at the annoyingly loud sound and buries her face further into the gentle rise and fall of Brittany’s chest, warm and soothing. Her phone eventually stops ringing and she sighs as the blissful darkness and silence of the middle of the night reappears. Brittany shifts under her a little and tightens the arm that’s draped around Santana’s shoulders and down her back, her fingertips just grazing Santana’s hip. Santana shifts around a little too, scooting up the bed just a couple inches so she can bury her face into Brittany’s neck, quickly kissing the soft skin and letting her lips linger there as she drifts off to sleep to the sound of Brittany’s gentle breathing above her.

She’s almost fully back asleep, can feel the release of consciousness just creeping at the edges of her mind, when Brittany’s phone starts ringing on the other bedside table.

“Fuck off,” Santana mutters darkly into Brittany’s neck, but it comes out as more of a whine than anything.

Brittany’s groggy as she shifts and stretches to reach blindly for her phone, clumsily palming at Santana’s hip to pacify the displeased grunt she makes at being dislodged from her wife’s side. “I’s prob’ly imporan’,” Brittany mumbles, her words all slurred together and raspy with sleep.

Brittany finally manages to grab onto her phone’s charging cord and, in a practiced move, gives it a sharp jerk to send the phone flying onto the bed. She grabs it from there and settles back into Santana, fumbling with the touchscreen to answer the phone. “It’s Chris,” Brittany mumbles before raising it to her ear and trying to stifle her yawn with a “Hello.”

Santana’s sleepy for all of five seconds before she’s wide awake and pushing herself up on her elbow to watch as Brittany’s face slowly fades from sleepy to wide awake and excited in the little bit of light escaping her phone screen where it’s pressed against her face; Santana can only hear one half of the conversation, but based on the way Brittany’s body comes awake and starts to wiggle against hers, Santana knows exactly what’s going on. She doesn’t wait for Brittany to say her goodbyes, she just presses a sloppy kiss on Brittany’s shoulder and scrambles out of bed and towards the bathroom. She’s halfway through brushing her teeth when Brittany makes it there too; she places a soft kiss to Santana’s cheek before reaching for her own toothbrush. They brush their teeth in synch and, no matter how many times she thinks of it, the fact that they can press their hips together and not knock elbows while brushing their teeth never fails to make something in Santana’s chest flutter.

They shower together, still just a little sleepy as they wash each other’s hair; they don’t speak while they shower, but they exchange soft, languid kisses as they pass shampoo bottles and face wash and the loofa back and forth. Brittany passes Santana a towel before grabbing her own, and it earns her a quick kiss to the underside of her jaw as Santana passes her. Brittany quickly dries off and heads for the bedroom to get dressed while Santana fights with her thick, sopping hair. Brittany wanders back in after a couple minutes and eases the brush from Santana’s hand before gently teasing the tangles out fo her. She kisses the top of Santana’s head and reaches for her moisturizer as Santana heads to the bedroom to get dressed herself.

They skip making coffee into travel mugs because Brittany says Chris promised them some, and they are almost out the door when Brittany stops them. “Wait, we forgot the present for the little turtle.”

Santana laughs and releases her wife’s hand as she hurries back to their bedroom. Brittany’s been calling Mercedes’ and Chris’ unborn child the little turtle since they first found out about the pregnancy, and despite the parents-to-be fondly rolling their eyes, they both found so it adorable and had painted swirls of swimming turtles around the walls of what will be their child’s room. Brittany reappears a couple moments later with a small gift bag in one hand, sliding her other one into Santana’s again. This time Santana makes it as far as opening the front door before Brittany’s tugging on her hand again. “Wait,” she repeats, “we forgot something else.” Santana glances up at Brittany in question, but gets her answer as soon as Brittany’s lips brush over hers, gentle and chaste, once, twice, three times. “Official good morning kiss,” she explains as she pulls back, bright and adoring, and Santana’s stomach still flips over despite all the years.

She giggles and bounces up to kiss Brittany one more time, mumbling her “Good morning” against soft, soft lips before they finally make it out the door. They splurge and take a cab to the hospital because it’s the middle of the night and they’re both a little antsy to get to the hospital and meet their godchild, even if they know they’ll be waiting for a very long time.

Both Mercedes’ and Chris’ parents don’t live in the state, and since it’s still ten days before her due date, neither set of parents had flown in yet; it means that Brittany and Santana are their closest family, and it makes both of them giddy in a way that makes it hard not to bounce around. Santana elects to sit in the middle of the backseat to cuddle with Brittany and speculate about their godchild; Brittany wants to teach them dance and help them with math when it gets too hard, and Santana quietly admits she’s always wanted to teach the meaning of music and how important it is to be true to yourself. Santana’s quiet for a beat before she looks up at Brittany with a shy smile. “I learned that from you,” she whispers, and Brittany kisses her softer and more adoring than anyone ever has before; Santana sighs into Brittany’s mouth because Brittany’s always kissed her softer and more adoring than anyone else ever has.

The spend the rest of the ride in comfortable silence, cuddling and watching the city lights flicker by. They’re at the hospital before three in the morning, and Chris is in the waiting room when they walk in the front doors with a large coffee in each hand. He smiles wide and bright as he engulfs them both in a hug, almost sloshing hot coffee onto the floor. “I’m going to be a daddy soon,” he breathes, and Santana and Brittany both giggle at his enthusiasm.

Chris leads them to see Mercedes briefly, all the while explaining how far along Mercedes is and how long she probably has to go and how over-the-moon excited he is. They meet one the nurses in the room and chat with Mercedes for a couple minutes, but slip out with a wave to Chris as she works through a sudden contraction. Mercedes looks exhausted and, as Chris leans down to gently tuck Mercedes’ hair back behind her ears, Brittany and Santana exchange a sappy glance and tangle their fingers together. The nurse leads them to a small, empty family room and they sit in the loan big chair in the corner, Brittany first and Santana settled on her lap, her legs thrown over one side of the armrests and one arm around Brittany’s shoulders, Brittany’s free hand teasing at Santana’s hip.

They spend the next couple hours sipping their coffees and setting them on the floor so they can play with each other’s hands and dozing off against each other’s shoulders and chatting about what dumb coworker did what and nothing and everything all at once. (Santana’s is the first to admit that she’s always loved it about them, that they can be anywhere doing anything and just be them. She loves how she was lucky enough to marry her best friend, the one person who’s been with her almost right from the start, because there’s so many things she can’t even imagine sharing with anyone else but Brittany, the little blonde girl with the pigtails who took her hand that second week of kindergarten and never let go.)

Brittany angles her phone towards Santana and Santana blinks and tries to refocus on the conversation she was just partaking in. “See,” Brittany explains, “it’s actually really cute once you overlook the whole mess of it all.”

“You’re cute,” Santana says automatically but earnestly as she studies the picture and desperately tries to remember why they are talking about renovating gardens in the first place.

“I’m exhausted and look it,” Brittany corrects.

Santana shakes her head quickly and stops playing with the fingers of Brittany’s left hand long enough to bring it up to her lips and sprinkle gentle kisses across her knuckles, paying special attention to the two rings that sit snug against Brittany’s ring finger. “Even running on two hours of sleep and caffeine,” Santana whispers earnestly, “You still look as beautiful as you did on our wedding day,

“Quit flirting,” Brittany chides, but the way her lips twitch and her cheeks pink means she’s fighting a smile.

“I didn’t mean to—” Santana protests (even though she definitely meant to, because even after being married for almost a decade, bringing out that pretty pink blush of Brittany’s is still one of her favourite things in the entire world), but Chris appearing in the family room doorway with a bundle of blankets takes the words right from her mouth.

“Hey,” Chris whispers, looking up at Santana and Brittany with tears in his eyes and the entire world in his smile. Brittany and Santana exchange a quick glance as they stand, and it’s all Santana needs to confirm that Brittany’s just as teary as she is. “Come meet your new goddaughter,” he says, his voice wavering and watery and it throws Santana back in time to two years ago when he stood at the end of the aisle and promised to love Brittany and Santana’s oldest and dearest friend. “Sweetheart,” he whispers to the bundle of blankets, and Santana can already see Chris’ eyes and Mercedes’ lips, the jut of Chris’ chin and the start of Mercedes’ curls, “meet your aunties.”

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Glee cast sings The Fame Mons†er by Lady Gaga

Bad Romance sung by Kurt, Mercedes, Quinn, Santana and Tina in “Theatricality”

-I love this song, the cover is so well done, Santana speaking French is definitely the best part, also love how this is one of the very few numbers where Rachel doesn’t sing, I love the outfits, I love everything

Alejandro sung by Santana Lopez in season 2

-I image her singing this to Brittany between Sexy and Rumours, maybe a slower and serenaded version, the song originally represents the fear of men as well as a goodbye to Gaga’s past boyfriends, and I really think that matches Santana’s character a lot, at the end of the performance Brittany would be like: “thanks Tana, that was really nice but I don’t know any of these guys”

Monster sung by Blaine Anderson in “The Break-up”

-I’ll be honest, I don’t think Blaine cheating is ooc, while I don’t get is how it went, if Blaine was missing Kurt so much he decided to cheat to idk “get some attention” why did he do with a stranger?, personally, I think he would be talking to Sebastian about this and he would take this as an opportunity to hit on Blaine, he would then start singing this song on how Seb is seducing him and he would end up doing it, and then he would tell Kurt about it…

Speechless sung by Kurt Hummel in “The Break-up”

-after Blaine told him, Kurt would be angry, sad and betrayed, not only cause he was cheated on but specially because it was Sebastian, someone Blaine knew he hated, he would proceed to sing this song, on how speechless he was that Blaine would do something like that to him

Dance in the Dark sung by Brittany, Quinn and Santana with Puck in “100”

-IF Toxic never happened I would love for them to perform this, this song is SO underrated even tho it’s one of the best from this album, it’s like so hot and sexy and the unholy trinity would kill with it, Puck would only be there to do the background “dee dee dee” but I can also picture him doing some sort of introduction like “ladies and gentleman, grab a new pair of underwear cause you’re about to get wet” or something like that

Telephone feat. Beyoncé sung by Rachel and Sunshine in “Audition”

-I also think this performance is very fun, Sunshine has one of the best voices in the show, that’s not even up for debate, Rachel also sound nice but the auto tune in this song is so heavy she legit sounds like Kurt in some parts, either way I can’t picture someone else singing this

So Happy I Could Die sung by Sam Evans in season 2

-this would be performed before Santana goes talk to him, in the period where, despise suspecting Quinn might have cheated on him, he would be too in love to actually suspect it, he would sing this song about how much he loves Quinn and how much he’s happy, the song even mentions a lavender blonde

Teeth sung by Brittany and Kitty in “Guilty Pleasures”

-This would actually be Kitty’s guilty pleasure, spice girls is amazing, anyway, personally, this is the weakest song in the album so it makes to be someone’s guilty pleasure, plus, I think their voices would fit surprisingly well, in both the singing parts and the speaking as well

Bonus: songs that aren’t from the album but are from the same era

Video Phone by Beyoncé sung by Santana and Tina in season 2

-Telephone’s little sister, lil sis is a little 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 tho, that’s definitely something Santana would sing on the first seasons, just throw Tina in the mix with her whole goth style simulating leather or something, could be something very hot to come out of Sexy for example, even so since Tina mentions not having any asian sex symbols for her to get inspired

Bad Romance (Halestorm cover) sung by Artie, Finn and Puck in “Theatricality”

-okay i’m annoyed, you have a “Gaga episode” in season 1 except only two out of five songs are from Gaga, and one of them was done dirty, I actually like Beth and I don’t really mind Funny Girl, but Shout It Out Load is a no no, I wish the boys would’ve sung a rock version of Gaga, the only I could think off was the halestorm cover of Bad Romance, and honestly, I think they would kill it

That’s a wrap, overall I adore this album, it has a lot of bangers and it’s so fun to apply them on a glee context, the next one is born this way which shouldn’t take more than week since it’s my favorite album ever, hope you enjoyed :)