#santa arc

[crowthefox9000]

I wasn’t lying when I told you I was making propaganda

@winkwonkblog

[secretlytherealsonicthehedgehog]

@hyperfang6900 JUST YOU WAIT, MRS. CLAUSE WILL BE MINE.

[hyperfang6900]

you guys better watch out..i’ve been training..

[diioonysus]

red + art

[bunnieswithknives]

I can finally show off what I made for my YHS secret santa!!! I was really proud of this :3

[juanarc-thethird]

Mall Santa

Velvet wanted to eat Jaune's ass. But Blake wants Santa to eat her ass. She gots her it nice and ready for him.

Mall Santa #2

Jaune: Ok, who's next?

*Bam!* Something heavy drops onto Jaune's legs from the ceiling.

Jaune: What the?!

Blake: Hey Santa~

Jaune: Blake, Did you just fall from the ceiling?!

Blake: Yep

Jaune: *concern* Are you ok?

Blake: I'll be fine once you, my dear Santa, give me my present this Christmas.

Jaune: Oookay... What do you want for Christmas?

Blake: I want you to eat my ass~

Jaune: Eat your what?!

Blake: I want you to eat like an animal. I want to feel your tongue sliding inside me. I want to feel how my behind gets wet with your saliva and my juices. Fuck! I want you to leave my legs shaking with pleasure!

Jaune: *Shock*

Nora: *Shock*

Horny Elf Police unite (Ren and Oscar): *Shock*

Nora: What the fudge is wrong with you?! Take her boys!

Blake: Wait what?!

Ren and Oscar arrest her and put her on a truck straight to a psychiatrist.

Nora: *Hugging Jaune* Don't worry, she can't hurt you anymore.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

All I Want for Christmas Is....

Yang: (clinging to the door frame for dear life as an unknown entity pulls her away)

Sun: (nails screeching across the floor as he's pulled by the tail by the same entity, finally catching the doorframe)

Jaune: (crying and screaming like a little girl as he's being dragged through the building like a ragdoll by the same entity as Sun and Yang)

Yang & Sun: (grab Jaune just as he's about to fly passed the doorway)

Jaune: (holding on for dear life) Thanks, guys!

Yang & Sun: Don't mention it!

Ruby: (from the couch and watching the scene unfold) What's going on?

Neptune: I have no idea, but it's funny. (munches popcorn)

Blake: Should... should we do something?

Weiss: We don't even know what has them.

Emerald: (Walks in) Oh, Santa must be gathering all the materials he needs to deliver presents.

RNBW: Say what now?

YSJ: (struggling to hold on) People....have....got to stop....asking for....attractive, heart of gold, golden retriever personified blondes for Christ- (slowly disappear from view) -maaaaaaas!

Ruby: Uh.... Blake, Neptune, aren't you guys right here?

Weiss: And your partners just got spirited away because someone else wished for them from Santa?

Blake & Neptune: (leap from their seats with their weapons drawn) OH, HELL, NO!!! (give chase)

Blake: Get back here with my blonde, Fat Man!!!

Neptune: That is MY muscle, monkey, boytoy!

Santa: Ho-Ho-Holy Fuck!!! Bring it on, children! I'll put both of you on the naughty list!

RWE: (blink) Uhhhh...

Penny: (suddenly being levitated passed the window, stiff as a board) Hello, girlfriend Ruby! Goodbye, girlfriend Ruby!

Ruby: Hey! That one's mine! (lock and loads Crescent Rose and gives chase)

[superiorsturgeon]

Adult!Ruby: Yesterday my son showed me his progress in the latest Pokemon game Weiss bought him, and there’s like, six hundred Pokemon now! 😫

Adult!Jaune: I know, right? My middle kid got the same game last week and she already unlocked a bike that can climb mountains! When I was her age I had to go out and around the map because I couldn’t climb a small ledge and I didn’t get a bike until halfway through the game! And I was thankful to get it! 😤

Adult!Yang: And have you seen the new types? What on Remnant is “Fairy” type?! Back in my day Clefairy was a Normal type and we learned responsibility by having permanent HM moves and one-use TMs! Kids have no idea how good they have it! 🤬

Adult!Nora: *trading Pokemon with her kids* Ok, boomers! 🙄

[woennix]

wait??? bbh recovering his red color?? and also the green?? omg he is going to slowly transform into his christmas theme skin! that's so cool! surely it has no other meaning than green and red being the color used to symbolize christmas

[gabrielokun]

[daekiyu]

caida libre scribblings

[vintagepromotions]

Poster for the Argentinian release of Saint Joan, a film directed by Otto Preminger wherein Jean Seberg made her screen debut as Joan of Arc and starred Richard Widmark, Richard Todd, Anton Walbrook and John Gielgud (1957). Artwork by Saul Bass.

[puppyeared]

valentines day pkmn wip ^_^

[mosspiglet]

top ten ways to prevent spontaneous combustion after bringing your friends back from the dead

(ref pic under the cut)

from pinterest !?

[moxyphinx]

ELIZABETH MITCHELL as MRS. CLAUS/CAROL NEWMAN  THE SANTA CLAUSES S1 (2022)

[juanarc-thethird]

Mall Santa, now's Neo's turn to ask for a present, and she wants a nice long popsicle for her to savour, even better if it's creamy too...

Mall Santa #5

(Santa) Jaune: Another wonderful day to make a child happy. Ho Ho Ho! Who wants to talk to Santa?!

Neo, dressed as an elf to hide from the police, appears out of nowhere on his lap using her semblance

Neo: "Hey Santa😘"

Jaune: Wow! That was a nice trick young lady. What do you want for Christmas?

Neo: (Young lady?) "I would like something long….😏"

Jaune: Ok.

Neo: *touches his arm* "Tasty…😋

Jaune: Uh-hu.

Neo: "And very creamy. So creamy that it left me full and satisfied~💕👅💦"

Jaune: Oh, I know what you want.

Neo: *Excited* "Really?!😍" (Finally! I'm going to get that good dick!)

Jaune puts his hand in a bag near him and pulls out a flavored popsicle with cream filling.

Jaune: Here. Merry christmas.

Neo: "What is this?🤨"

Jaune: A popsicle. Just remember to brush your teeth to avoid cavities. Is your mom or dad with you?

Neo: "You think I'm a little girl?😐"

Jaune: You are not?

She takes off her disguises revealing who she is.

Neo: "It's me Neo!😡"

Police: We have the Neo in our sights! I repeat! We have Neo in our sights!!

Neo: "Shit!😠" *Kiss jaune's cheek* "See you later Santa😉"

Neo disappears using her semblance and the police began searching the entire mall.

Jaune: Wow, she's good with disguises.

Jaune: Wait, She asked for something long, tasty and creamy? Hmm? If she didn't want a popsicle, what did she mean by that?

(Elf) Ren: *Gets closer to him* If I may...

Ren begins to whisper in his ear.

Jaune: *Red* SHE WANTED WHAT?!!!