#sanposting

[nights-at-the-opera]

Found a new type of guy.

[agentgrange]

[unfailingeagle]

Scientia Mors Est NERDS!

[xantdee]

Translated the infamous Cassilda's song to Russian while preparing to run Impossible Landscapes. Everyone is welcome to use my translation if you like it.

О берег бьются облака, Два солнца прячутся в волнах, И тени все длинней в Каркозе.

Созвездий черных странный свет Мерцает странным лунам вслед, Но всех страннее мрак Каркозы.

Струится с неба песнь Гиад, Лохмотья Короля шуршат, Но тишина царит в Каркозе.

Мой голос нем, слова мертвы, Невыплаканных слез следы Засохнут навсегда в Каркозе.

[psygull]

would he be mad if someone called him Kitty Pike

oh, almost certainly

[pawseds]

Putting the sweetest, most wholesome, most gentle man with a wonderful, loving family through the most gruelling, crushing gates of hell, part ??

Meet Rovin Sokolov, or Agent XOR of X-cell. Though he's a NASA engineer and now a Delta Green agent in this timeline, he's still the same man he is in Helvetia: kind father, loving husband, best friend.

[neruomancer]

People who are clearly Nyarlathotep:

*Mephisto or Mephistopheles

*Indrid Cold and/or Valiant Thor

*J.R Bob Dobbs

*(Former) Stephen Alzis

*Gman

*Your dad's new girlfriend

*Every person who has ever catfished you

[neededtheyob]

Not mine, it's u/Dixiklo9000's! Thought you might need this for your Delta Green games.

Agent Thaumiel signing off!

[brightshaw-shipper]

*calls over shoulder* Get O-Cell and tell them it's time for another Night at the Opera! They're trying to summon... HIM!

[nights-at-the-opera]

[agentgrange]

Thinking about a character concept for an agent that commits ritual sacrifices for an Elder God. But like. In the same way a cat will bring a dead bird to its person because it thinks the person is too stupid and pathetic to catch one themselves even though the cat is clearly the one with less agency.

We need more orange-cat-ass agents.

[unfailingeagle]

Failing my rolls so bad Agent Rubric was uninvited to the Opera (Shot in the back of the head by his fellow Delta Green Agent)

[nights-at-the-opera]

Delta Green agents doing hypergeometric rituals they can't begin to understand

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[pawseds]

Weird Delta Green PC concept: guy with 80% compsci and 80% athletics (they're a climber bro)

[neruomancer]

I don't feel bad for them but you know for a fact there was some guy recruited into the "Program" because they saw a egirl military recruiting tiktok to join space force to "fight aliens and defend our world" and now they are covering up extra judicial murders of civilians because they saw some yellow squiggles and some dude in a white mask.

They probably say some annoying or dumb shit like "I got GreenPilled". I hope this guy I made up sees some unspeakable horrors.

[nights-at-the-opera]

this memorial day bong rip is in honor of the brave US servicemen who died during the raid on Innsmouth, Massachusetts