#sanposting

[nights-at-the-opera]

Found a new type of guy.

[unfailingeagle]

Scientia Mors Est NERDS!

[agentgrange]

[psygull]

would he be mad if someone called him Kitty Pike

oh, almost certainly

[xantdee]

Translated the infamous Cassilda's song to Russian while preparing to run Impossible Landscapes. Everyone is welcome to use my translation if you like it.

О берег бьются облака, Два солнца прячутся в волнах, И тени все длинней в Каркозе.

Созвездий черных странный свет Мерцает странным лунам вслед, Но всех страннее мрак Каркозы.

Струится с неба песнь Гиад, Лохмотья Короля шуршат, Но тишина царит в Каркозе.

Мой голос нем, слова мертвы, Невыплаканных слез следы Засохнут навсегда в Каркозе.

[neruomancer]

I don't feel bad for them but you know for a fact there was some guy recruited into the "Program" because they saw a egirl military recruiting tiktok to join space force to "fight aliens and defend our world" and now they are covering up extra judicial murders of civilians because they saw some yellow squiggles and some dude in a white mask.

They probably say some annoying or dumb shit like "I got GreenPilled". I hope this guy I made up sees some unspeakable horrors.

[neededtheyob]

Not mine, it's u/Dixiklo9000's! Thought you might need this for your Delta Green games.

Agent Thaumiel signing off!

[pawseds]

Weird Delta Green PC concept: guy with 80% compsci and 80% athletics (they're a climber bro)

[brightshaw-shipper]

*calls over shoulder* Get O-Cell and tell them it's time for another Night at the Opera! They're trying to summon... HIM!

[nights-at-the-opera]

[unfailingeagle]

Failing my rolls so bad Agent Rubric was uninvited to the Opera (Shot in the back of the head by his fellow Delta Green Agent)

[agentgrange]

Thinking about a character concept for an agent that commits ritual sacrifices for an Elder God. But like. In the same way a cat will bring a dead bird to its person because it thinks the person is too stupid and pathetic to catch one themselves even though the cat is clearly the one with less agency.

We need more orange-cat-ass agents.

[nights-at-the-opera]

Delta Green agents doing hypergeometric rituals they can't begin to understand

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[neruomancer]

Agents born after 1993 can't OPSEC...all they know is green box, read tomes, embezzle funds, be divorced, eat hot chips & die

[nights-at-the-opera]

this memorial day bong rip is in honor of the brave US servicemen who died during the raid on Innsmouth, Massachusetts

[unfailingeagle]

Sorry, WHO did you say painted this?

impossible landscapes continues to haunt me what's the coincidence that Abbie is the name of the artist for this pretty rad piece of art and the nickname of a artist from impossible landscapes. I've seen the yellow sigh and I can't escape it. I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane make a sanity roll I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane