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[eeva-the-odd-thing]

1: no

2: my girlfriend

3: of course i do

4: yes

5: taken & closed

6: swordfight in fursuit, and i get stabbed ine abdomen and slowly bleed to death next to my opponent

7: sausage egg & cheese sandwitch

8: not officially, but i played badminton during gym ig

9: yep, not too often but yeah

10: i don't think ive ever been in a physical fight

11: yes, my wonderous girlfriend :3

12: nope

13: yes, i always am hating at least one person always

14: my wonderous girlfriend :<

15: 4 whole cats

16: bored and depressed

17: unfortunately no

18: nope

19: yes oh my god yes

20: what does snogged mean tf

21: play webfishing

22: nonono absolutely not. Zero 0 none

23: i want ear piercings, bot nothing else really

24: Mathematics. I'm so good at math and understanding mathematical concepts.

25: yes

26: human connection. Just to like have a convo with people

27: nope

28: nope

29: nope

30: my father

31: yesss

32: pastel pink

33: not really. I trust people too easily, does that count?

34: dont remember

35: my father

36: i dont think so

37: for me, forgetting. I will always remember that someone did something to me i just wont remember what

38: NO! fuck no holy shit

39: 15

40: nope

[Skip 10 numbers bc why not ig]

51: sushi

52: depends on what you define as a reson.

53: talked to me awesome mutual

54: nope

55: sometimes

56: zero

57: yes :3

58: fall weather idk

59: yesss

60: yeah!

61: not cute, but i like it

62: my wonderous and beautiful girlfriend :3 and also being myself and also hanging out with people i like

63: no, i like eeva

64: no, it would be easy actually:3

65: discuss with my gf if we could try being in a polycule, if she doesnt want to i would politely tell this friend that i am in a closed relationship with my gf, and that they could still be my bff if they wanted

66: yeah

67: whats with the opposite sex questions. Uh anyway my dad

68: i dont know

69: no

70: no, im too afraid of death to sacrifice myself for once person

These weren't horrible questions, these were very normal icebreakers except for a few. Horrible question post 0/70

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[svenerd]

Spiele-Vorschau - September 2024

In der Monatsvorschau liefern wir einen Ausblick auf die kommenden Spiele, die im September 2024 für PC, PlayStation, Xbox und Switch veröffentlicht werden. Diese Spiele erwarten euch: 00:00 - Starcom: Unknown Space 00:53 - Sumerian Six 01:28 - Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions 02:06 - Spectre Divide 03:33 - The Casting of Frank Stone 04:07 - Pneumata 04:40 - Parcel Corps 05:02 - Star Trucker 05:34 - Age of Mythology: Retold 06:11 - Selfloss 06:40 - Astro Bot 07:10 - Ace Attorney Investigations Collection 07:34 - NBA 2K25 08:12 - Perennial Order 08:45 - Smells Like a Mushroom 09:12 - Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 10:09 - Railroad Corporation 2 10:39 - Satisfactory 11:17 - Critter Cove 11:44 - Persona 3 Reload: Episode Aigis - The Answer 12:14 - The Elder Scrolls: Castles 12:43 - Stellaris: Cosmic Storms 13:10 - I Am Your Beast 13:34 - Mirthwood 14:07 - Demolish & Build 3 14:42 - Test Drive Unlimited Solar Crown 15:23 - Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP 16:08 - Caravan SandWitch 16:34 - UFL 17:08 - Reka 17:37 - Wild Bastards 18:13 - DeathSprint 66 18:48 - Melobot: A Last Song 19:14 - Funko Fusion 19:44 - Edge of Sanity 20:06 - Evotinction 20:30 - Everspace 2: Titans 21:06 - The Plucky Squire / Der kühne Knappe 21:39 - Fera: The Sundered Tribes 22:05 - Marko: Beyond Brave 22:27 - Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown – Mask of Darkness 22:49 - Train Sim World 5 23:12 - GT Manager 24 23:44 - Enotria: The Last Song 24:23 - Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster 24:54 - Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars - Reforged 25:33 - Frostpunk 2 26:07 - To the Moon: Beach Episode 26:37 - The Karate Kid: Street Rumble 27:06 - Tiny Glade 27:28 - GreedFall II: The Dying World 28:07 - Disney Epic Mickey: Rebrushed 28:37 - Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader - Void Shadows 29:00- Crusader Kings 3: Roads to Power 29:28 - The Forever Winter 29:58 - Ara: History Untold 30:27 - #DRIVE Rally 30:51 - The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom 31:27 - Shadows of Doubt 31:54 - Iron Meat 32:27 - 63 Days 32:51 - Metal: Hellsinger VR 33:18 - Mechabellum 33:46 - Against the Storm: Keepers of the Stone 34:17 - REYNATIS 34:55 - EA Sports FC 25 35:29 - EcoGnomix 35:54 - Starfield - Shattered Space 36:36 - Rogue Waters 37:02 - Neue Spiele-Ports mit God of War Ragnarök, Jedi: Survivor & Final Fantasy 16 Read the full article

[oh-nxts-and-bxlts]

📖+ AU where Diggy and her family were born/created in the Bravoman universe 8)

"...What're you looking at?"

Robot henchman n°263, tunneler pattern or "Digbot" as she'd had the brilliant idea of calling herself (-itself? no matter), paused in what she was doing - presently, tunneling herself a new little burrow, and stared at 𝕪̷̶̢̼̟̲𝕠̷̷̶̢̢̪̘̲ͦ͜𝕦̷̷̶̡̡̠͇̠̦̲ͧ.̷̶̺̝̺̲.. She frowned, sitting up before putting her oversized mole claw hands on each side of her hips, eyelids furrowing in her best scowl despite her limited features.

She was well underway - and with any luck, she'd have her own little base of operations within the week! A hopefully comfy, safe, completely isolated little nook! The world was cruel to the odd henchbot that gained sentience after any number of weird, random occurences, and while being named was a bit of a cheat code to not get offed, bad things could happen. In her case, a grilled cheese sandwitch triple backflipped onto her hard drive before insertion. Not the most riveting backstory around, but Digbot made do.

Of course, it didn't explain why she even COULD pick a name at all. Henchpeople just... didn't do that. Naming someone else in earnest was also a thing she could do, if the "Speed" pattern of henchman was still around. Okay, maybe Speedbot wasn't original, but it was the first thing she'd come up with before running like hell to escape her fate of being fed into the eternal metal grinder that was super-heroism. There was a lot of things her backstory couldn't explain. Least of all, her being able to see... that.

"Don't ya' have some OTHER, more interesting thing ta' look at? Ah'm litterally diggin' myself a hole ta' get away from people like you! There's nothing interesting for you to look at here!" Digbot shrilled furiously, waving her hands at 𝕪̷̶̢̼̟̲𝕠̷̷̶̢̢̪̘̲ͦ͜𝕦̷̷̶̡̡̠͇̠̦̲ͧ with added fury.

The ground shook with a distant boom, hard enough to make Digbot's butt, once comfortably making contact with the ground, take off a couple of inches away from said ground. The small 'bot's head rapidly shot from left to right, attempting to catch a glance of what had made such a sound. Only for a suspicious shadow to rapidly creep along the ground, before planting itself smack dab above the little robot.

Digbot looked once again forward, expression slowly souring as she realized that she, in fact, was in the spotlight for a reason.

"Gosh darn'-" And before she could complain about it, there was an earth-shattering THWOMP as what looked like a giant, robotic kangaroo made landfall where she once was peacefully sitting. The anomaly didn't overstate its welcome, choosing to bound away without a care in the world, and leaving in its wake a Digbot-shaped crater on the floor.

From which came a distinctive, grumbling noise.

[big-bots-make-brain-go-brrrrrrrr]

Sound/wave happily keeping records, watching them in his mind, rubbing his own belly all smug because he's gotten so big. Megan/tron gently wrapping a tape measure around them both, measuring, looking at them very steely so that he can see chonk/wave squirm under his gaze as megs tells him he's gotten fatter. He likes watching chonk/wave squirm. The cass/ettes don't care about that part just... wanna be sandwiched between their fat dads bc they love them so much.

i bet megs too likes being sandwitched between the two round bellys, just squised between them, megs loves light teasing and making both his lil round bots being shy and emberrassed while he gives them both belly rubs and/or tells them how far they have come with their weight

[ryadel]

From Developer to CTO - Tech Leadership Training Bootcamp by Codemotion - Day 1

Today I was pleased to attend to the "From Developer to CTO" Bootcamp, the final phase of the Tech Leadership Training Course: an online program promoted by Facebook Developer Circles in partnership with Codemotion and designed to help developers in their journey to become Chief Technical Officers by combining strong interpersonal, influential and technical skills. Here's a quick breakdown of the previous modules: Module 1: Defining the CTO Role, focused on defining the role of CTOs by touching their main responsibilities and challenges. Module 2: AI/Machine Learning, dedicated to some strategic approaches to use this technology to create real innovation for a startup or company, and also focused on giving suggestions to the CTO to correctly introduce a new technology in a company. Module 3: Software Architecture/DevOps, based upon the concept of scaling and the analysis / review of the DevOps methodology, a modern and versatile full-stack approach that can be used to effectively deal with such problems. The bootcamp, being the final phase of the course, is meant to be a unique opportunity to summarize and empower the knowledge about the topics covered in the previous three modules by gaining valuable insights from a highly experienced group of Codemotion and Facebook experts.

The place

The bootcamp is a 2-days event hosted by Codemotion by the LUISS EnLabs & LVenture Group venues in Rome, Italy.

LUISS EnLabs, also known as "The Startup Factory", is one of the leading startup accelerators in Europe. It was established in 2013 as a joint venture between LVenture Group - a venture capital operator listed on the Stock Exchange - and LUISS Guido Carli University, and in just a few years it has accelerated over 60 startups. Twice a year LUISS EnLabs selects them for its Acceleration Programs and also organizes Open Innovation Programs to bring corporates into the world of innovation. Overall, the startups have collected 44 million euros, 11 from LVenture Group and the remaining from other international venture capital funds and Business Angels. Thanks to the support of its network of investors, corporates and institutions - including LUISS University - and its partners Wind Tre, BNL Gruppo BNP Paribas, Accenture and Sara Assicurazioni, LUISS EnLabs has grown into a real point of reference for innovation in Italy.

The Program - First Day

8:20: check in opening 9:00: Opening by Facebook 9:10: Opening by Codemotion 9:15: Talk by Codemotion: Data-Driven Decision especially in the CTO perspective, Andrea Saltarello, CTO @Managed Designs 10:30-10:40: Small Break 10:40: Talk by Codemotion: Business / financial management, Andrea Saltarello, CTO @Managed Designs 12:15: Talk by Codemotion: Tech Team Management (pt.1), Antony Mistretta, Founder @Inglorious Coderz 13:15-14:00: Lunch break 14.00-16.30: Talk by Codemotion: Tech Team Management (pt. 2), Antony Mistretta, Founder @Inglorious Coderz All the talks have been held in english language.

Openings

The Bootcamp started with a brief talk of Mara Marzocchi, co-founder and Codemotion and operating as Chief Content Officer since 2011. She briefly reviewed the daily program and explained the attendees a series of info related to the overall course and the Codemotion roadmap for the upcoming months - which will eventually lead to Codemotion Milan 2019, the largest italian Tech Conference (October 24-25, 2019).

It was then the turn of Willie Elamien, Facebook Product Partnership Program Manager, which explained what Facebook Developer Circles actually is: a brand-new Facebook project aiming to create an international community made from local developer groups in the various parts of the globe and connect them with startups and companies looking for developers, tech leaders and CTOs.

The main idea of Developer Circles revolves consists in helping their members to collaborate, learn, and code in the following ways: Connect with other developers: Access an exclusive local Facebook Group community and attend meetups near you. Engage with local experts: Each community is organized and run by local developer Leads. Learn about new tech: Learn about Bots, AI, IoT, React and other tools. Build with other developers: Collaborate with developers of all types using the local communities and meetups. For additional info, you can visit the Facebook Developer Circles Presentation Video or just take a look to the official program page.

Data-Driven Decisions from the CTO perspective

The third talk was hosted by Andrea Saltarello, CTO at Managed Designs, Microsoft Regional Directors member and successful IT enterpreneur. During his long (~ 3 hours) attendance, he did a great job by bringing a lot of very interesting topics to the table. He started defining the main aspects that helps defining a good CTO: relying to data-driven decision instead of gut feeling; acting as a translation layer between business expectations and technicians,  people vs strict way of thinking; being able to calculate how much amount you can afford to invest in knowledge in order to avoid the potential losses coming from innovations and breaking changes you might miss otherwise; being able to communicate with colleagues and employees and also enforce communication between layers; countinuosly sharing feedbacks, as opposed as keeping everyone in the dark.

He clearly explained how all these concepts, if properly embodied by a competent CTO, could help him in to match what company needs with what the employees - and the customers - like the most. He also introduced us to feenpal, a web-based e-invoicing SaaS he's currently working with, to make real-life examples of the decision-making tasks that a CEO has to perform when he's in charge of defining the launch of a new IT product. He explained how to rely with the other executive partners - the CEO, the CIO, the marketing manager and so on: once again, communication and knowledge sharing was the ultime key to success. He emphasized this concept a lot, and I think he pretty much nailed it: despite being obvious, most companies and startups just don't have it in their DNA, thus being unable to properly design and/or succesfully launch a new project.

It definitely was a great session, with a lot of valuable concepts to learn. I really liked the fact that most of the info transmitted by Andrea perfectly applies to any scenario - including the PMI-based Italian one - since most of these talks tend to give advices that are only fit for international companies.

Business & Financial Management

After a small coffee break, Andrea got the microphone back to talk about Business & Financial Management from a CTO perspective, consisting in a rather versatile and heterogeneous set of skills such as: planning the activities ahead, thus avoiding task switching; being able to handle the various aspects of the business plan, such as: anaging assets, evaluating the budget, being able to assess and prevent the risks, considering the change management costs and evaluate the gains & losses of present and future activities; being able to properly calculate the TCO (Total Cost of Ownership) using timesheets, GANTT and all the available data.

Again, the data-driven decision approach was granted a major role here.

Tech Team Management

Right after Andrea came the turn of Matteo Anthony Mistretta, the founder of Inglorious Coderz, who hosted a two-parts talk (before and after the lunch break) about Tech Team Management. I have to say that I literally loved his talk: during my 15 years of life spent as a lead developer, I can say I have experienced first-hand most - if not all - the scenarios, and samples that Matteo mentioned during his speech... and, most importantly, I approached them in the same way and reached the same conclusions - and, luckily enough, mostly achieved the same goals. That talk was almost a deja vu to me - to the point that I think I could also be an inglorious coder myself!

Jokes aside, Matteo made a terrific job explaining what being a Tech Team Manager actually means by making use of an enticing example-driven storytelling that encompassed the latest 20 years - roughly from the 2000s to the current days. Practical technical leading; the importance of communicating with the management - by properly "translating" the technical terms - and to push developers to do that as well; being a a leader, not a boss; the irreplaceable role of the metrics: pertinence, customizability, innovation, freshness and application, for the technologies; architertural skills, PM skills and trasversal skills, for developers; satisfaction and happiness, for the stakeholders; speed, cost, coverage and quality, for the actual development phase. Marco introduced and explained all of these concepts with an unique, passionate approach that could only come from the heart of someone who actually did that for a good part of his life, and the audience immediately got that.

The bootcamp lunch box: two big sandwitches, an Oreo pack and free water & coke! In the second part of the talk, he switched to Agile topics and introduced some key concepts of eXtreme Programming (XP), a development methodology that emphasizes  software quality and code responsiveness by making and extensive use of some proven good coding practices, such as: measurable, understandable Values; Test-Driven Development; Pair Programming; steady develoment speed; frequent iterations; constant refactoring (to keep the complexity constantly low while adding new features); and so on. He then explained his views regarding how to be a good Project Manager: planning, coordinating activities (and assigning them properly), keeping track  of what goes on (with timesheet and gantt), adapting to changes, driving communication, and - yet again - feedbacks. He then did the same with the key functions of a good Team Leader: assign responsibilities, making people grow, empowering people, leading by example, motivating.

Last, but not least, he talked about licensing management, first from the "buyer" and then from the "seller" point of view. He did his best to explain the differences between open-source and closed-source software, full packaged products (FPP), original equipment manufacturer (OEM), commercial use vs proprietary use, volume licensing, and so on. Truth to be told, this was perhaps the least intere spot of the whole talk - mostly because the previous topics were a blaze!

Conclusion

This was definitely a great bootcamp: the speakers did their best to give invualuable insights. I can only imagine how beneficial such "summary" would be for a young developer: I really wish I had these kind of stuff available when I started coding myself :) Can't wait for the next part!   Read the full article

[asknovaprime]

Hey, do you know where a bot can treat himself to some cesium salami? ~ on-the-path-2-war

I think McCadams serves a hearty Cesium Salami Sandwitch, thouth I  personaly prefer Birium Baloney.