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archangel-azi-fell · 29 days ago
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World of Warcraft and Dragon Age
How many people have played Dragon Age? What were the paladins doing? Why were they doing that? What did you put into your Heart of Azeroth necklace? Where did it come from? What was the substance that paladins used? But first, let's talk about what happened before that.
We had killed the monster that we thought was responsible, Gul'dan. There was one last thing to save the Titans and fix things. To do that, the artifact's magic was spent. (Think about Moon Knight here.)
However, my artifact was actually MY angelic exoskeleton, T'uure. As soon as I went down that vault, I heard the singing. "MY HEART! MY HEART CAME BACK!" Even in the game, it seemed to scream out for me. You all know what the other artifacts did. T'uure would resurrect. I don't know if that was ever discovered, but I knew. My friends kept pushing. "What does your do?" I don't know. There was more like I must have sounded crazy. We would have conversations with staff and me. It wasn't in the game because I didn't write any of it down. I didn't tell the other priests.
So, when we went to battle on the remnants of Argus, everyone else's artifacts were drained. My staff exploded. I exploded. I made a very pretty light show, but what felt like years to me was only a second or two. I had a nice chat with some old friends. They begged me to come back, but I wanted to stay. I don't remember hitting the ground. I remember everyone cheering. They kept trying to resurrect me, but I wasn't dead. I was in a suspended state. It was like I was holding my breath for a really long time.
When I woke up, I was in so much pain, but I made a promise. The planet was cracked. A new substance was draining out. It was something we had never seen before. Our planet was bleeding out. It was the strangest thing. I hadn't healed up properly. However, someone was playing us all. Medivh had told Sylvie to burn the tree. He started the war on life. She just longed and burned for death. Her death. He knew that the Valkyries belonged to me. When I didn't just die, I started a weird reverberation. All the old gods woke up, or at least some of us did. We were being reconnected.
Sister Moon saw you and told me everything, Morpheus. You helped him save me by binding me and bound him to you. You bound me to her and you. How silly. That's my sissy. She's never going to tell me what to do. We were talking way before I even met you. We were talking before you were even a concept. She is the earth and the moon. I am the stars. You are nothing but a nightmare that used to be a dream. I don't know when it happened. I was dead, but not. I was locked up. The paladins must have realized that the threat was a magic user. However, priests and paladins will never have the amount of power that mages do without extra. They started eating the lyrium and became addicted. The dead were unbound because of the helm of dominion being broken. Slowly, the undead who were sentient started to die out. The remaining helped drive them hordes that weren't underground. They locked them in the caverns of the underworld, into the depths of the caverns of the mountains, and under Lorderon. It's called the land of the dead because there were legions of undead. Someone was there to help keep them locked within and guard the portal to "Heaven" and "Hel." He also holds a really awesome phone. It's connected to the Ark of the Covenant or you can call it Pandora's box. It's a cell phone that can be used to call OUR home. It's like a direct link to the Father or Mother. It really depends on who's awake or who's home. It exists outside of time and space.
So, the Night's Watch turned into the Grey Wardens. Because initially, the Night King controlled the army of the Undead. He wore a crown, too. However, he was cursed. Killing him helped set him free. Just like breaking the helm of dominion was actually helpful, too. That thing was cursed after Arthas put it on. Those toys have to be given or earned. He found them. Brother drove him mad by accident.
We used to call those who used and consumed Lyrium, metal lickers. And the Grey Wardens, the ones that it worked with, drank a metal liquor made from the blood of the undead, lyrium, and 11 herbs and spices. (lol) However, lyrium causes delirium. You know, like mercury does. It started to drive the paladins mad. By playing Dragon Age, you know the Grey Wardens only go through the rite once. However, you consume the blood of the undead, and eventually, you become one, too.
BUT What does Tom Bombadil do? He tells us to listen to music. He tells us to follow the music. He sings, just as birds do. Neil Gaiman's name was put on Good Omens, not because he contributed much, but because he found you. Just as they let you come play on Doctor Who.
Mama was a metalhead, and so was my brother. I listened to all the flavors of music. Daddy was a hippy and disco king. Poppy's dad and Jack knew Elvis they were in the same company. Grandma Sue adored him, too.
When Harry Potter came out, I initially ignored it. After all, Cassandra gave it to me. Then, Lukey got really into it. I love my baby brother and may not have been the best older sister at times, but I love my siblings. So, I started to get into it, too. The story was weird. It was familiar but off.
If you had listened to the music, you would have known they sang to everyone the whole time. But you're nothing but a farce; what did you tell me to do the other night? Yeah, you won't get the chance to taste the sulfur. I am a bitch. I am THE bitch. But sweetheart, I was NEVER your bitch. METALLICA - Metal lickers, I tell ya! They told on you when I was only 6 years old. Jamie and I always loved MTV.
They played Enter Sandman. I'm gonna play Death of the Sandman
You fancy yourself a puppet master. Well, you forgot who you were messing with. You need dreamland to whisper, and you've fucked yourself, breaking all the toys just to get a buzz. You should have learned from the metal lickers, got clean, and came clean. You might want to start eating that sand, man. It's your only way to avoid the hurt I will put you through. If you die before you wake, it's your soul that I'll take and eat it. Just like you convinced Mr. AntiChrist to. You and that fool's gold are in for quite the treat.
It's Sad but True. Isn't that what you told me after what happened when I went to talk to Benny? Sad but True. Trust and I got you. World of Warcraft - I made it World of War and no craft. I'm gonna turn this into World of Lovecraft! The old gods are coming back, and they're gonna get you. The average person has nothing to fear. The Old Gods love you and are here to protect you and help. Bye Sandman. Bye Musk. Bye Trump. Kiss dis ney. Bow down and say your prayers.
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