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I will never understand why everyone in canon calls Izuku plain. Never. He can be goofy-looking sometimes, sure, but so can everyone else. Look at him:
He’s gorgeous. People would kill for those huge eyes, and his lashes? Plus the freckles and curly hair? This kid is anything but plain?????
#izuku midoriya#mha#mha rewatch#literally anytime the show focuses close up on his face I have to take a moment to find my train of thought again#his eyes are just so pretty#also#I have long thought Izuku is a perfect physical complement to Katsuki too#I told you bkdk was gonna be 97% of this rewatch#but they are both insanely pretty boys in different ways#I also love that Izuku has this childlike face coupled with those gigantic hands and the Adam Sandler wardrobe#personal headcanon that Izuku has been bullied into makeovers by the girls of 1A#just because his eyes with some liner and mascara would make any human jealous#all the girls want to be him and all the boys want him#that’s how the saying goes right 😘#lol I didn’t make it far before fixating on how pretty this boy is but like#literally every time I watch I think it some more
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Source: Ikki Tousen: Xtreme Xecutor [2010]
#ikki tousen#xtreme xecutor#hakufu sonsaku#mouki bachou#baseball#batting cages#toughen up#pain training#training#cut to the scene from Happy Gilmore of Adam Sandler doing it better
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I would be the most boring protagonist ever. If I was given some kind of item or circumstance that would improve my life but “at a price” I would simply refuse to engage with it. Not even entertaining the thought. I know what kinds of lessons it’s going to teach me already, and frankly I’m not interested in dealing with all that on top of everything else! If Ryuk gave me the death note I would simply burn it and shoo him out of my home. Give me a genie lamp and I’ll go “no thank you!” and hand it straight back.
#speaking words#would you believe to learn that this train of thought started because I was thinking about the Adam Sandler movie Click#it just seems like more trouble than it’s worth#you know????#it can’t possibly be as cut and dry as ‘here’s an easy fix for a problem you have with no downsides!’ absolutely not you’re a liar
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‘’CC Train, 1985′’ N.Y Subway______________Richard Sandler.
From 1977 to 2001, photographer Richard Sandler roamed the streets of New York City, capturing some of the most iconic street photography of this bustling city in flux. Using his Leica, he documented generations of New Yorker's caught in the whirlwind of change that almost 25 years brought upon the city.
In his book, The Eyes of the City, Sandler showcases the best of his photography, which captures everything from the urban decay of the 1980s to the ever-widening class differences, which is a recurring theme throughout his work. Sandler's subjects appear vacant and preoccupied, lost in their own worlds looking for love or wishing themselves anywhere but the graffiti-laden subway. It's this energy that fills Sandler's favorite photograph, CC Train, 1985, which also graces the cover of his book.
“I like this one because every person is looking at me or through me, but also looking at YOU, the viewer! Each person in the picture is a kind of question mark requiring your interpretation,” the acclaimed photographer tells My Modern Met via email. “The graffiti and clothing date it as the recent past, but it is their gazes at us that I find timeless and haunting. The best pictures are the ones that ask more questions than they answer.”
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Ask A Genius 1012: Have the Balls for Something
Rick Rosner, American Comedy Writer, www.rickrosner.org Scott Douglas Jacobsen, Independent Journalist, www.in-sightpublishing.com Rick Rosner: So one theme that runs through the book is that lonely comedy nerds, the ones in the book who became famous and successful were dedicated enough and or lucky enough to hook up with other comedy nerds. Like Sandler and Apatow became roommates and Apatow…
#Hannah Gadsby is on the#lonely comedy nerds became famous#on the spectrum but some#people would bounce off each#Sandler and Apatow became roommates#stand up is the opposite#theme that runs through the#trained myself out of awkwardness#understand and manipulate audiences in#write material for him but
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I wish someone would pick up my poop for me after I shit outside, instead I just get yelled at and arrested
Dog have it easy
#not sandler#we are the pets and dogs are the masters#think about it#if dogs were truly the pets then we would train them to pick up our poop instead
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I had a dream that was like a cross between Junji Ito’s The Enigma of Amigara Fault, Attack on Titan, Battle Royal, and Train to Busan, with DVD commentary from Adam Sandler and Chris Rock.
Steven Yeun reprises his role for a hot second as a sort of Glenn Rhee character from the Walking Dead. The scene is a high school. The time is the afternoon. Parents are visiting their children for lunch when out of nowhere these flesh eating people who look like normal-sized versions of the Titans—in appearance only, not in size—show up and start taking people hostage and eating them. The exit doors are still open, so people go for the exits. A lot of people escape, but many of them decide to return inside the school because they feel compelled to do so from some outside force. Initially, Steve Yeun leaves with his daughter after a couple of run ins with the Titans, but he too feels compelled to return.
Another man escapes to an enclosed courtyard where he’s unable to escape because the doors going back into the school are locked. He tries climbing the aluminum fence surrounding the courtyard, but every avenue of escape is covered in rotting garbage. He is stuck until he hears a voice calling him back inside and heeds it.
Fastforward, a man hears about the school and wants to investigate with his best friend and his wife who he has secretly been in love with. The friend starts hearing a voice telling him to open the front door and go in. He does, and the door shuts and locks behind him. The man is frightened but relieved because now he can comfort his best friend’s wife and get close to her.
We zoom out to a small theater where Chris Rock and Adam Sandler have paused the events in the dream as they sit on high black stools. They say something quippy, and the studio audience laughs.
#train to busan#steven yeun#dreams#weird dreams#attack on titan#junji ito#the enigma of amigara fault#battle royale#chris rock#adam sandler
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a minute concert slay
its giving. this fit will not give me dsyphoria or SO HELP ME!!!!! I WILL GET MAD!!! anyway hope yalls days r going well <3
#jupiter.speaks#j.face#> does anyone know what i mean like. when ur like i love this outfit. *10mins later* have u ever wanted to be adam sandler#> i did do my hair like sleipnir yes u just can't see it well under the cowboy hat heuheuhheuh#> but i do have my barny n sleip chains w me and i was thinkin on the train. cuz the train was so busy. they would hate it#> like bring them here modern au time oh gods they are freakin out im tellin u#> it was ridiculously crowded i needed my boys to come save me fr i 😭#> had to sit next to a stranger instead of my sis n everythin eurghghghh. whatevers#> also realise im very facey on here rn idk why just feelin chatty. they may get taken down later when im like ugh. ppl know me but eh
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Batfam + co headcanons
- Jason dyes his hair black, but can’t seem to dye back the white streak
- His eyes use to be more brown, but after his dip in the Lazarus pit, they are a dark green
- The Al Ghul’s are similar in that aspect - Ra’s and Talia both have naturally brown eyes and Damian’s blue, but they’re now a vibrant green, reflecting the amount of time they’ve spent in the pit
- Ra’s eyes are the most unsettling, they’re the exact color of the pit water
- Damian has an accent
- Dick does too, but it’s much harder to pinpoint because of how much he’s traveled
- Damian calls Bruce ‘Baba’, but only after he disappeared. Before that it was just ‘Father’
- Tim is supposed to wear glasses, but he tends to forget them and his contacts so his mask is built to compensate. However, he is forever squinting during board meetings at Wayne Enterprises
- Jason and Bruce have the same thinking face but nobody would willingly call it out
- Alfred could definitely kill any of the rogue gallery, but he doesn’t out of respect of Bruce’s values
- Initially, Bruce would get annoyed when Tim would bring YJ into the batcave/manor, but he’s slowly begun to expect it
- He did get tired of finding Bart in his good chair though, so now he has a special one beside it (everyone knows it’s for Bart, but Bruce would rather be caught dead than admit that)
- Duke gets along really well with Bart and Wally, and Bruce feels a headache forming every time they’re together
- Cass is Wally’s favorite out of Dick’s siblings. More often than not, he talks way too fast for her to catch more than a few words, but she’s such an attentive listener that he forgets
- Stephanie and Jason aren’t allowed to be in a room together without supervision because they kept getting into fistfights (she antagonizes him as a hobby)
- When Damian needs time to think, he goes down to the barn to sit with Batcow because nobody ever checks for him there. They always assume he’s off training
- Duke brings out Damian’s childish nature in the best ways, and they’re almost as close as Damian is with Dick
- They pester each other a lot, but then fall asleep watching movies together (true brothers fr)
- The entirety of the batfam refuses to watch superhero movies because they’re “inaccurate”
- Jason and Diana have a genuine bond, and it only grows stronger when he comes back, even if she does get disappointed with his actions. She’s like the mom he never had
- Clark always says he doesn’t have favorites out of the younger generation, but it’s secretly Tim. He appreciates all that he does for Kon (Dick is still his favorite Robin tho)
- Alfred doesn’t make certain recipes anymore because they were something he used to make with Jason, and it upsets him to make them without his assistant
- Tim cannot for the life of him match his clothes, like Adam Sandler type of style
#batman#batfam#batfamily#bat bros#dc universe#dcu#dcu headcanons#bruce wayne#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#duke thomas#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#batfam shenanigans#shitpost#young justice#bart allen#barry allen#wally west#diana prince#kon el kent#cassie sandsmark#clark kent#alfred pennyworth#talia al ghul#ras al ghul
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a really long analysis about fanon Marina and the flanderization by fandom she has gotten
fanon marina (the version created by the fans) mainly focuses on two things, her being autistic coded and her being basically confirmed to be a lesbian. And I do think this has to do with her being VERY much like a typical splatoon fan in many people’s eyes. Her being a nerdy queer neurodivergent person. This is also why other parts, especially her relationship with her being an octoling gets often locked away. Subconsciously at least
if Marina was a book, several chapters would focus on her identity as a dome octoling. Her being autistic would probably pop up here and there, but it wouldn’t be a whole chapter. But her very much gay relationship with Pearl would definitely have a few chapters. But with people focusing on those few lines and chapters rather than the whole book. People would slowly ignore the other chapters, get shocked like Adam Sandler learning Pac-Man was the bad guy in the hit movie pixels.
the splatoon fandom’s western side is mainly white Americans and Europeans. Which is one reason why the fanon Marina doesn’t focus on her identity as an octoling, but also on how many details are not really told to the player. Marina barely shows her ears, which can both be read as her having sensory issues (which is a super valid headcanon(, but also her not feeling super comfortable with her body. With her ears being a reminder of her “you are with people who still think you are only going to steal stuff”. Her tentacles may be weird, she may lack the eyeliner an inkling has. But those things can simply be a stylistic choice. Her ears can’t be one. They are too different. I also know the DLCS focuses more on her identity as a dome octoling. However many can understand how her arc as a whole can be paralleled to the real life experiences of people belonging to marginalized ethnic communities. I also want to point, while writing this. I realized (which many people probably already did). Dome octolings you see outside of the domes (splatoon 2 octolings, Marina, Acht, Paul), are all refugees. They are all characters who grew up in a society that had been shunned for decades, even centuries. That society ended up being oppressive both due to external and internal issues. They know the society they’re living in is no longer a good place to live in. So they escape. Hoping to find a place that will take them on. For agent 8, Marina, and Paul. They found a safe place. Acht wasn’t super lucky however. They were told they could find a “promised land” only to be left in even more ruin before. So not only does Marina’s character arc focus on her being a part of an ethnic minority, but a refugee at that. so why does fanon marina usually avoid that part of her? Well as a mentioned before. Marina has three things that makes her very relatable. While the more backstory focused things are less relatable to a way smaller margin of the splatoon fandom. A way smaller part of the fandom are poc in a very white country. And a very small percentage are refugees.
if we removed Marina’s backstory. We would still be left with the fanon version. A nerdy autistic lesbian who deeply loves Pearl. I love how Nintendo got a game that also isn’t afraid to show a society that cares about queer people if not is queer centric itself. Which is probably why many people cling to that part of Marina. But if we removed that part. What would we be left with? Well, we would have an octoling refugee who is a trained soldier and can create weapons of destructions (and she would still be in love with Pearl, it is an important part of her backstory). im not saying the splatoon fandom’s openness to lgbtq and neurodivergent people is a bad thing just because they boil down one of the most plot heavy characters down to those things. It is actually a really great thing to have a fandom that is open to these marginalized groups.
i just want to say, due to this love for Marina being a character you can relate to. It feels like certain parts of Marina’s character (which can also be very relatable to some) is being drifted away to the more lore centric side of the fandom. Which will lead to a sort of fandom flandarization which is very unintentional and just done due to a love of Marina as a character.
If you’ve read this an disagreed, that is fine. Character writing is a very subjective thing
#Long post#fandom analysis#marina Ida#no beta we die like moray towers#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon 2#racism#fandom racism
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Bakusquad x Insecure! Reader
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or alternatively a reader that's just not confident bare faced
(more platonic but could be seen as romantic! more fem centric. sorry for weird formatting I wrote on my phone lol and not proof read I wrote this in less that 10 mins)
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- It was no secret that you were one of the prettiest people in class 1-A.
- You were always put together.
- having your hair clean and always wearing at least some makeup.
- it was a very very rare occurrence that you wouldn't be wearing any. practically no one had ever seen you without it.
- the closest they got was after training or villain attacks.
- one night, you, Mina, Kirishima, Jirou, Sero, Denki, and Bakugo were having a sleepover in Mina's dorm.
- It was around 12am and everyone was winding down for the night. (Bakugo is not very happy about it. but it's the weekend so they managed to convince him)
- mina handed you a makeup wipe so you could sleep barefaced.
- you politely refused.
- mina pryed a bit more, she didn't want her pretty best friend to break out!
- you laughed a bit and made a joke about how you 'look like one of those old diseased hairless cats' without makeup.
Mina - ✩
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- she's shook.
- you're literally her perfect best friend like huh?
- she'll pester you about it for a while
- and if you say that it was caused by others at your old school...
- she loses her MINDDD
- bc youre gorgeous like what?
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- she always hyped you but before but now it's extra!
- will 100% spread rumors about anyone who talks bad about you.
(and they're vileee 💀)
Kirishima - ✩
- he's so surprised
- you look like that and think you look bad??
- aggressive positivity. literally shoving it down your throat.
- hype man!!
- he hypes you up more than Bakugo at this point
- if anyone's trying to be rude to you he will immediately stop them.
- he will not hold back in training and will definitely tell other people that they aren't nice
- and you know it's bad when even Kirishima isn't nice to you. before the person knows it all of class 1-A hates them.
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Jirou - ✩
- she's so surprised!!
- you're like a goddess in her eyes
- she doesn't say much about it that night but over time she subtly hypes you up!
- just small things like 'you're hair looks nice today's or 'where did you get that shirt?'
- she's a little nervous that she'll offend you so she tries her best to not seem as blunt as normal.
- if anyone says anything bad about you (in general but especially about how you look) she goes crazy 💀
- she will not hold back during training.
- (she has gotten scolded by Aizawa for it before)
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Sero - ✩
- he has to take a moment to take in what you said
- like huh?!
- how are you insecure?
- you'll def end up having one of those deep conversations another night where he finds out everything.
- def hypes you up
- practically everytime you walk into the common room he'll tell you you're outfit is nice
- you could be dressed like Adam Sandler and he'd still eat that up
- if anyone is rude to you he'll shoot a small piece of tape onto the ground so they face plant 😭
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Denki - ✩
- he side eyes you immediately and does one of those slow head turns 💀
- he'll pester you for a bit about it but after Bakugo slapps him over the head because he wants to sleep he drops it for the night
- BIGGEST HYPE MANNN
- hypes you up about everything, your handwriting, cooking, baking, drawing, grades, quirk, strength, everything.
- if anyone's every rude he will 100% give the person small shocks.
- especially in quiet rooms.
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Bakugo - ✩
- even though he might be bad at showing it, he didn't want his friend to break out either!
- but he hid it behind him not wanting to hear you complain about your skin
- won't hype you up but once he sees you with out makeup he'd definitely do a really sarcastic fake shock
- like 'gasp oh my god-! you- you- look perfectly fucking fine. say some dumbass shit like that again and I'm beating your ass.'
- will immediately scream insults at whoever talks about about you
- it could literally be a medical professional next to you on your death bed saying that you over estimated yourself in a fight and he'd still do it
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#mha headcanons#bakusquad#bakusquad x reader#denki kaminari x reader#bakugo katuski x reader#sero hanta x reader#kirishima ejiro x reader#jirou kyouka x reader#jirou kyouka#mina ashido x reader#mha fanfiction#mha fanfic#mha x female reader#mha x gender neutral reader
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IT ,, hybrid ! au ,, movie & book mix .
hybrid! bowers gang au x owner! female reader
synopsis : after taking in a stray cat that was scratching at your front door on a rainy night, you soon fall victim to the animal distribution system when your house is suddenly filled to the brink with barks, meows and hisses.
what will happen when those odd pets of yours turn out to be hybrids?
pets available ! 🧺🐚
[movie] patrick hockstetter / match .
teen ,, stray cat ,, unknown breed.
Match is the cat with pyromanic tendencies that you took in that rainy day when you heard him meowing and scratching at your front door. +"clingy" , +"troublesome" , +"agressive" , +"unhinged" , +"arsonist". ⚠warnings: *keep away from fire, matches, lighters or any source that might be flammable. *lock bathroom door if you don't want him to come in while you're showering and meow for your attention. *keep all glass objects (bottles, glasses, vases) away from reach or he will break them.
[movie/book] henry bowers / fangs .
teen ,, farm / domestic dog ,, scottish collie
Fangs is the beautiful big farm dog that showed up only a day later after the appearence of Match. He gained his name from how much he bared his teeth at the cat whenever it came to pester him. +"protective" , +"territorial" , +"grumpy" , +"helpful". ⚠warnings: *keep away from objects that are fragile since he is quite big and might break them on accident. *he doesn't like dog food, he prefers raw meat right out from the freezer. *let him out on the backyard to release energy.
[movie] victor criss / whimsy .
teen ,, domestic ferret ,, white ferret
Whimsy is the sneaky white ferret that Match brought in his mouth one day as a 'gift' after one of his daily outings. Many of your small things, such as rings or small silver hairclips went missing as soon as he got inside the house. Seemed like the white animal stole your things when he got the whim. +"sneaky" , +"thief-like" , +"playful" , +"mischevious". ⚠warnings: *keep shiny things or small expensive things out of his reach or he will steal them. *when he climbs onto your shoulder is the clue to take him away from Match, who might be pestering him too much for his liking.
[movie] regginald 'belch' huggins / buddy .
teen ,, domestic dog ,, french bulldog
Buddy is affectionate black bulldog that appeared on the same day as Whimsy later on the evening. He is just a silly dude that likes to follow you around and drop his head on your lap while you're doing work on the computer. He doesn't whine for attention or try and distract you from your work like Match does, so you always let him be! +"affectionate" , +"calm" , +"relaxed" , +"gentle giant". ⚠warnings: *he doesn't know his strength, so please please be sure to specify when his playful bites turn into something painful!
[book] gard jagermeyer / pretty .
puppy/teen ,, trained dog ,, maltipoo
Pretty is quite the needy and affectionate thing! he'll cling to you and follow you around like the lost little puppy he is! He showed up a day latter than Whimsy and Buddy, practically whining, while a much larger hybrid carried him around on his mouth. +"needy" , +"himbo" , +"affectionate" , +"drama king" , +"whiny" , +"clingy". ⚠warnings: *he needs a lot of attention and constant praise, he's quite the needy puppy! *keep him away and safe from Match, since the cat likes to pick on him (scratch him, hiss at him, and bite his ears and tail) quite often!
[book] steve 'moose' sandler / gnarly .
late teen/adult ,, wild animal ,, red coyote
Gnarly showed up at your doorstep holding a whiny Pretty in his mouth, as if a mother with her kittens, simply dropping the poor puppy on your doorstep. Literally forcing you to take care of the puppy yourself. He refuses to come inside, growling and snarling at you when you try to initiate any kind of physical contact, and pretty much won't come inside (he kind of lives in your backyard? he sometimes leaves for the day but always comes back to sleep there, he scratches at the door until Pretty shows himself and then he goes back to sleeping alone in your yard when he is sure the puppy is safe). +"agressive" , +"ruthless" , +"independant" , +"hissy" , +"territorial" , +"possesive".
⚠warnings: *don't try to pet him! he is not a hybrid meant for housing, he is meant to be a hunting animal or be out in the wild, he is no pet! *always let Pretty go to him even when it might look like the coyote could eat him up, it's clear they're an odd pair of friends that should not separated unless you want consequences from Gnarly's part!
[book] peter gordon / baby .
late teen ,, domestic dog ,, weimaraner
Baby appeared in your living room (the door to your backyard open and with Gnarly also inside of your living room) three days after Gnarly and Pretty's appearance. Baby has showed himself to be no trouble. He spends the whole day sleeping and lazing around your bedroom, but the boy does try to sneak sips from your coffee whenever you leave it unnatended! +"calm" , +"softie" , +"actually kinda normal (lol😭)" , +"sleepy(baby is eepy)".
⚠warnings: *don't leave coffee cups/glasses at doggy reach!
search tag for this au : paola's hybrid boyz<3333
#paola's hybrid boyz#hybrid au#hybrid#IT#IT hybrid au#it 2017 x reader#it 2017#it (stephen king)#it 1990#it 1990 x reader#patrick hockstetter#patrick hockstetter x reader#henry bowers#henry bowers x reader#victor criss x reader#victor criss#belch huggins#belch huggins x reader#gard jagermeyer x reader#gard jagermeyer#steve sandler x reader#moose sandler x reader#steve sandler#moose sandler#steve moose sandler#steve moose sandler x reader#peter gordon#peter gordon x reader#bowers gang#bowers gang x reader
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Modern!Finnick Odair who gives up his seat for you on the bus/train. Bonus points if that’s how you meet.
Modern!Finnick Odair who stops dead in his tracks to pick flowers for you if he sees them growing on the side of the road or he passes a field. You’re like “why is he late!!” and he shows up with a tiny bouquet of wildflowers wrapped in a napkin and a stupid grin.
Modern!Finnick Odair who actually dresses really fashionably until the second it hits above 75 degrees. Then it’s full Adam Sandler mode (he’s so me!)
Modern!Finnick Odair who loves sending you those cat tik toks. He just goes “Us” and it’s a video of two cats jumping around.
Modern!Finnick Odair who has the most random obscure music taste. He’s just all over the place. But he loves Folklore by Taylor Swift I feel like. Would be in his top 5 albums. (Cardigan is in my Odesta playlist 🙁)
Modern!Finnick Odair who loves to take you out on spontaneous dates (Finnick in any universe really) but especially in modern he would show up to your place and just be like let’s go!! lunch!! coffee!! you look pretty how you are i dont care let’s go!!!!
#finnick odair#x reader#finnick odair headcanons#modern finnick odair#finnick odair x you#finnick odair x reader#finnick x reader#finnick odair blurb#the hunger games#thg#the hunger games finnick#the hunger games blurb#the hunger games headcanons
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gonna get Click! (2006 (by Adam Sandler)) trained
#owlette#hypnosis#puppy space#puppy sub#puppyposting#dogposting#puppy brain#dog brain#dumb puppy#clicker training
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Don't Chicken Out
Pairing: Kate Bishop X Fem! Reader.
Summary: Kate gets upset thinking you’ve started dating somebody.
Word count: 1.4K
Warnings: mentions of alcohol,
Type: Fluff & Angst
AC: This is a request from my old
“Pizza is here!” Kate excitingly jumped up from the sofa and ran to the door, “I’ll get the beer!” I said as I walked to the fridge. I grabbed two bottles and opened them, “What are we watching tonight?” I asked Kate as I made my way back to the living room. Kate and I have been friends since she joined the Avengers and I loved having another person to hang out with who was close in age. Don’t get me wrong, I love hanging out with the others but something about Kate makes her my favourite.
“Whatever you want?” she replied, placing two slices of pizza on a small place for herself. I handed her a bottle of beer as I sat down next to her. “Uhm…what about Blended?” I suggested. “That one about Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore going to a resort?” she asked. I nodded, “yeah, it’s pretty funny!” I added. “Let’s do it!” she smiled.
It was normal for Kate to cuddle up against me while we watched movies, it was in her personality. She was bubbly and sometimes annoying but in a good way, you feel?
“These love movies are so corny, but I love them” Kate spoke as I gently played with her hair. “Look how sweet he looks at her” she added. “I guess so” I replied. I wasn’t too big on the romance side of the movie; I just enjoyed the comedy of it.
“I guess so? You don’t want somebody to look at you like that?” she sat up. I looked at her, confused, “I mean, sure?” I shrugged as she raised an eyebrow, “What? I like comedy, I don’t really look at the romance” I added. “Have you ever seen titanic?!” she asked.
“No no no!! You have a mission we have to train for tomorrow, we are not watching a 3 hour movie tonight” I shook my head. “Fine… party pooper!!” she groaned as she returned to her original position. “How long will you be gone for this time?” I asked, returning to play with her hair. “However long Clint needs me for I’d say” she replied.
After the movie, we cleaned up the living room before Kate walked me to my room. “6am tomorrow morning Kate, be ready!” you said to her as she walked down the hall to her room. “7!” she called back, “6!!” I shook my head to myself before closing my bedroom door.
The next morning I help Kate train before she left with Clint for her mission. “So clint, how long you taking my best friend for this time” I joked. “Looking like a 2-3 month job kid. Don’t worry, she’ll be fine” he replied. “Oh, it’s not her I’m worried about old man” I joked as he rolled his eyes.
“We’re watching Titanic when I’m back, you know that right” Kate spoke to me as she entered the conference room. “Really? Do I have too?” I groaned. “Yes!” she smiled. I rolled my eyes playfully at her and then hugged her tightly, “be safe okay” I said softly to her. “Always” she replied, hugging me a little tighter this time. I watched as her and Clint walked out the room.
Kates POV:
“Let’s go home kid!” Clint spoke as we entered the jet. Finally, the mission is over, I’m tired and score from combat but so ready to make Y/n watch movies with me again and relax. “How’s those feelings for Y/n going?” Clint asked, catching me off guard. “Sorry..what? I don’t.. no…she’s my best friend” I stuttered. Clint chuckled to himself.
“What?? I don’t. We are just good friends, plus I don’t even think she likes me if I did..like her… and im not saying I do because I don’t.. I mean I do but not like that”
“Oh boy, you’ve got it bad kid!” Clint looked at me. “Shut up!” I spoke at my defeat.
“Why don’t you just tell her? Save her from watching Titanic” he laughed.
“I think she’s seeing somebody else…”
“What makes you say that?”
“Her Instagram account…”
“Oh god, Social media is going to fry your brain kid. If she is seeing somebody, she’ll tell you but don’t just assume”
“I’m not assuming but she did comment the word babe on this woman’s photo”
Clint rolled his eyes and didn’t reply.
Once we got back to the compound I went to my room and had a shower before I walked to the living room where I saw Y/n sitting on the sofa, texting. “Hey” I smiled, she looked up from her phone for not even a second, “hey you’re back!” she said, still typing.
“Yeah…” I sighed. Her attention still glued to the phone in front of her. “So… uhm, do you wanna watch a movie or play a card game or something?” I asked.
“Yeah sure, whatever you want” she spoke, still glued to her phone. I rolled my eyes in frustration, “actually, I’m kinda tired so I might just go lay down” I explained. “Okay, we’ll do a movie later then” she spoke without looking at me.
I turned and walked to my room, pashing clint on my way. “Woah, are you okay?” he asked, stopping me in my tracks. “Told you she was seeing somebody” I sighed and continued to my bedroom.
*2 week time jump*
Y/n’s POV:
“Clint, what happened on your mission a few weeks back with Kate?” I asked him as he sat reading the newspaper. “What do you mean? It went well” he looked up at me. “Well… Kate, she hasn’t been the same since she came back. She’s basically been ignoring me for like 2 weeks. All I get from her is grunts and mumbles” I explained, taking the seat across from him in the kitchen.
“Ahh, right. Maybe you should talk to her about this” he spoke.
“Did you not just hear me? She won’t talk to me”
“You’re a smart kid, you’ll get through to her. Go talk to her, listen to her mumbles, maybe that’ll tell you something” he explained. With a sigh, I got up from the table and made my way to Kate’s room.
I knocked gently and waited for her to open the door.
“Go away, I have a headache” her voice travelled from the inside.
“Kate…it’s me, please open the door” I spoke. I heard her grunt before the door opened. “What do you want?” she asked.
“To talk…are you okay?”
“I’m fine”
“Kate, you’ve been ignoring me for like 2 weeks, you don’t seem fine”
“I’m not ignoring you, I just want some space”
“Kate. I know something’s wrong… please talk to me, I’m here for you”
“Fine… come in” she sighed as she opened the door for me. I walked in as she closed the door behind me and flopped herself back on her bed. “Did I do something to upset you?” I asked.
“No.. I mean…not really”
“Not really?”
Kate sat up and looked at me. “When I came back you basically ignored me, you were too busy texting your new girlfriend and couldn’t even look at me and it just bothered me because…bec- it just bothered me.” She explained.
“Because why?” I slowly sat down next to her and took her hands into mine, rubbing my thumb over her knuckles gently. “Because I like you…I really like you. I like you the same way I like when you play with my hair and I like you the same way I like pizza on a Friday night and I know you’re seeing somebody so I’m sorry for dumping this on you but-“
“Kate… I’m not seeing anybody” you cut her off.
“You’re not?” she looked up at me with a soft smile, I shook my head softly, “I already like somebody else” you told her. Her smile dropped, “oh” slipped form her lips. “You” I said softly. She looked back at me with her big brown eyes. “You don’t think I notice how you look at me?” I added causing her to smile. “I’m sorry for how I’ve been acting….I wasn’t sure how to tell you and whenever I tried I just got overwhelmed and chickened” she chattered.
“You fight all these bad dudes and stuff but you couldn’t tell me you liked me? That’s cute” I smiled at her. “When you put it like that…I sound weak almost” she chuckled. “Are you going to chicken out or kiss me already?” I asked. Kate looked at me for a moment then to my lips, slowly she leant in closer. “Nope, I’m going to chicken out” she laughed. “Oh, come here” I cupped her face and kissed her tenderly.
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