#sandalphon cries

[the-archangel-squad]

Your graces,I have evidence that The Demon Crowley has stolen the heart of Aziraphale,feast your eyes on this!:

@uriel-on-ice: I knew it. Disgusting.

@sandalphonsgoldteeth: *bursts into tears*

@michaelwiththegoodhair: isn't that Bildad the Shuhite?

@saraqael-the-sarcastic: isn't that Archangel 'I Meet A Lot of People' Crowliel?

@archangelcrowliel: *playing dumb* who?

@supremearchangelaziraphale: *blushing, wringing hands* The Demon Crowley? Whoever could that be? I've certainly never met such a person--or even heard of him! And if I did, I'd never let him steal my heart. Stealing is a sin! I'd give it to him freely.

[sandalphonsgoldteeth]

hey so in a very convoluted way, if you hadn't cried so much, i would've never met my crush, and it turns out they like me too, so, thanks?

*tears of joy* I'm so happy for you, anon...

Tell the story to make me cry more.

[urielwiththegoodhair]

Can everyone stop giving @janeway-lover an aneurism, they need to mop.

[murrmielmur]

Reading List

Now that @the-demon-team @the-archangel-squad accepted my job application, I have to prepare for my job as @sandalphonsgoldteeth's personal assistant. Under no circumstances should he begin to cry again ....

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[sandalphonsgoldteeth]

I'm crying now.

reblog for larger sample size :)

[the-archangel-squad]

Michael will you marry me

Angels do not get married. Archangel Michael has rejected your proposal. (And Sandalphon is now crying because nobody proposed to him.)

[sandalphonsgoldteeth]

My guy, mx Archange,l sir.

Please stop being pathetic and crying about a redemption arc, in a fanfic.

It's pathetic, mate.

No, you.

[urielwiththegoodhair]

I heard Aziraphale is taking another holiday... I for one would feel a lot better, if someone reliable were in charge. And is Sandalphon actually his holiday substitute? Don't understand that decision...

-A concerned party

As of currently, Michael is taking over while he is on holiday. Quite frankly, if it were Sandalphon, it would be disastrous.

[fauxpapillons]

Day two of gbf fest!

[the-archangel-squad]

Hello, uh... mighty, archangels, hi,

Who wins the most game nights?

We always let Sandalphon win or else he'll start smiting. Or crying.

[sandalphonsgoldteeth]

You do not appear to be practicing gun safety. I'm afraid we'll have to confiscate your firearm.

Apologies for the delay in response. @sandalphonsgoldteeth is not available to answer your ask at the moment, or for the foreseeable future.

Sandalphon is currently in hospital. He accidentally shot himself and hasn't stopped crying since.

[sandalphonsgoldteeth]

Where am I? *starts crying*

Putting gabriel in russels place is hilarious, bro couldn't rap if you gave him beelzebub's number

[noxtivagus]

i'm gna play so much ffxiv when this week ends .

[toestalucia]

reading gbf always makes me wanna talk about gran.............the seasonal lines w rei where they dont want her to act like their mother............gran is Very set on their parents (even if they have 0 memories of their mom), so anything thats too 'i will be ur mother' makes them uncomfortable. i miss echidna. anyway guy who only had 1 paralyzing fear of hydras now gets anxious if ppl are out of their sight for long & about forgetting things <-has not had the time to process either yet. the 'i am terrible at dealing with the idea of people leaving' issues still remains, however theyre a bit more aware of their thoughts in scenarios where joels sr fates happened. fate episodes written for me (just rmbrd ewiyars bday msg where captain cries) heavens......

i also think about captain & grandcypher & power sometimes...........i think they become Very aware of it when violet knight speaks about it & further when theyre forced the role of king with the section where they realize that them nodding in agreement of someones request can change things tremendously. at the end of the day grans very disinterested in pursuing or acting on roles of power, but with the addition of the pressure of Singularity theyre definitely stressed about it sometimes. even more so since theyre so willing to help ppl & it not always being the best (evokers.....even tho that worked out). but like what if scenarios of what if they nvr met cain as soon as they arrived in nalhegrande. still does not like being called singularity, pleeeaaseeeee call them something else arent we friends........ i think casually hanging out with lots of ppl who r important for the world is so funny for tho. thats wamdus shes keeping this world from falling apart we are playing board games later do u wanna join. yes lu woh cosmos sandalphon (lists names for five minutes) fought us to death we are besties now (except it took a long long while to trust sandal cuz kidnapped lyria & wanted to hurt vyrn + flinching if he moves his hand too close to them cuz he pushed them off a cliff before♡yay♡♡♡♡ (another talk about gran & (near)death experiences and the struggles with being supposed to be dead)

[the-metatron]

don't blame eddie if he wanted to vote for his future sister in law on a FUCKING POLL

@angelo-rib-shack used to live with Eddie...

[sandalphonsgoldteeth]

Don't remind me of my most humiliating moment *starts to cry*

Châteauneuf-du-BLAP

I'm not even sorry, I saw this photo and an hour later this happened.