#sana sana colita de rana as a healing spell was good

[ritzy-biscuit]

I saw someone's Hogwarts Legacy character wearing as close to a sombrero as you can get and the comments are sending me! 😂😂😂 it's so funny. ("Magic Juan" 😂)

But now I want a game about vaquero wizards. Like Red Dead Redemption but with magic. I wanna be a gunslinger wizard. Let's hunt some chupacabra!

[silks]

Which tumblr blogs would you fight, and do you think you could win??

@idaehwi (Amy): I know she may be tall, but her legs for days throw her off balance. she will fall easily like a newborn giraffe and I can pin her in seconds. She doesn’t stand a chance. Once I rip off her skin suit and reveal her true form, she will be too humiliated to fight back.

@yue-hwa & @wannabl (raelynn & hana): these brats have been cyberbullying me since day one, but I could take both of them on at once. They are little 14 year olds who came straight from the McDonalds play area. Their cyberbullying can’t get to me when we are offline in a Waffle House parking lot. I would take them out quickly, because they wouldn’t have good teamwork. and teamwork? well, that makes the dream work.

@minsbugi: I will fight Kenia. She says I’m messy? she doesn’t know the half of it. I would pull hair and play dirty. She is 4′11″ so I could easily bodyslam her into the ground before she could even say “sorry for the late response~” Also she’s a nerd. I will shove her into a locker and steal her lunch money. I rip the lunch money up and throw it in a trash can without breaking eye contact.

@king-jaehwan: the only person who I believe could take me out. I would fight her only to see the full Lena power. I want her to beat my ass in Finnish, Greek, and passable basic Korean. She could slam my head into a wall and crack my skull and I would thank her.

@bae-jy: Ali may have robots on her side, but I have…. well I have my brute strength. And I’m accident prone. I would throw water onto all of the robots, causing them to short circuit. Then, catching Ali off guard, I would hug her and we would make up and it would be so dramatic.

@1guanlins: I would fight Mel SO hard. We would meet up at the top of reunion tower in Dallas. I mean at the top. like we are standing on top of the building. It would be an epic fight, but in the end I will yell “Look! it’s cloudlopez!” she is weak and gullible. she turns away. I make my move and I push her off the building. I have won.

@hasungswoon: Another tall person I can easily throw off balance. The key? Go for the kneecaps. She may get a a few swings in, but I have a healing spell (sana sana colita de rana) which brings me back to full HP. Sheila is not so lucky. She topples to the ground. Now it is I who can step on her. Oh how the tables have turned.