#samus still hares ridley

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #809: Chilling at the Beach (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

2:54 p.m. at the Beachside of Isle Defino........

It was a bright and soothing day at the Isle Defino and Samus is relaxing herself at the beachside of the resort like island by laying back on her towel and watching the waves pass by. It wasn't long until a green Pianta with a black mustache made his way by the duo's resting spot while having his eyes on the relaxing Bounty Hunter in question.

Mustache Pianta: Why, hello there, miss-

Samus: Not interested.

Mustache Pianta: (Eyes Widened in Disbelief) What!? B-B-But you didn't even let me finish what I was going to say!

Samus: I know. And even then, I still would've turn you down. Now would you mind getting out of here already? You're blocking our view.

Mustache Pianta: (Grumbles Why Walking Away)

Fox: (Makes his Way to Samus' Spot With Two Drinks in his Hands) Another guy tried to hit on you?

Samus: (Sighs While Receving her Drink From Fox) Yep. I think that's the eleventh one in the row so far. Or was the twelfth? Already loss count. (Takes a Sip of her Drink)

Fox: (Sits Himself Down Next to Samus) You know, I've been wondering this for a while now, but how did you manage to get abs to begin with? You kind of looked ripped right now

Samus: (Smirks Proudly) Thanks. I did a few sit-ups and bench presses here and there. I think it's finally paying off.

Fox: (Takes a Look at Samus' Abs) Yeah no kidding. I don't think I could ever develop abs like that even if I wanted to.

Samus: (Turns to Fix with a Bit of a Reassuring Smile) I'm sure you can, Foxy. Though, I don't think you'll be able to show it off thanks to the fur in your chest.

Fox: (Looks Down at his Fur Chest) Yeah. You're right. Still would be cool though.

Samus: Definitely. Which reminds me, how exactly did you and your team have those mechanical legs to before with? Did it have anything to do with your past missions or something?

Fox: Not really. We amputated our legs and replace it with cybernetics in order to fly our Arwings to the best of our abilities. That and it helps prevent our bodies from getting exposed to intense G-Forces, thanks to how fast our ships really are.

Samus: Seriously? (Starts Smirking Again) That's pretty hardcore.

Fox: You really think so? The procedure itself seems more like a mandatory thing if anything.

Samus: Hey, if it's the only solution to prevent you guys from dying in the skies too earlier, then I for one, think that's a pretty rad safety measure in my- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened at What is In Front of Her in a Mid to Close Distance) Book.....

Fox: Samus? (Turns to Samus' Direction) What are you looking- (Eyes Begins to Widened as Well) at?.....

Much to their shock and disbelief, the duo's eyes heavily focus on a group of make Piantas fawning over a dark blue skinned woman who looks almost exactly like Samus (Except she has blue hair instead if blonde). All while the song "Milkshakes" by Kelis is playing in the background.

Samus: Fox.

Fox: Yeah?

Samus: Who is that woman and why does she looks exactly like me?

Fox: Samus, I am just as confused by all of this as you are right now. I have no idea.

????: That, lady and Tramp, is the newly, sort of improved Dark Samus.

Fox: (Gets Startled a Bit Once He Turns and See the Infamous Face of.....) Hades!?

Hades: 'Sup, bitches. (Takes a Sip of Fox's Drink Loudly For a Whopping Ten Seconds Second Before Giving it Back to Him)

Fox: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) You keep it.

Hades: (Shrugs) Your loss. (Continues Sipping the Drink)

Samus: Hades, what the hell is going on here?

Hades: DS wanted to wear a nice looking swimsuit in the beach. So she decided to transform into your usual, suit-less appearance. (Starts Smirking Smugly) And her and her milkshakes managed to bring ALL the boys to the yacht. Even Ridley fallen over heels for her too.

Fox: You're kidding?

Hades: Can't say that I am really. The poor fool has been love struck the moment he set his eyes on her. He even started singing some old love song every chance he gets. I think it's called "Suddenly" or something. I don't know.

Fox: I honestly can't believe....

Samus: (Already Crossing her Arms While Looking Away) ('Tch') I can. He might as well be the biggest incel on the face of the Earth at this point.

Hades: Oh please. He already is one a long time ago. But we still love him all the same.

Samus Yeah. No. I STILL fucking hate him.

Fox: (Shrugs) I don't really care for him that much personally.

Hades: Yeesh. Harsh crowd. But pretty accurate none the less. (Groans a Bit Once He Noticed Ridley Making his Way to Dark Samus With a Acoustic Spanish Guitar From a Distance) Speaking of which, looks like our lover boy is about to put in a live performance as we speak.

Fox: I doubt it'll be any good.

Samus: His voice already sounds like nails on a chalkboard, Foxy. Of course his singing is going to be god awful.

Hades: (Starts Smirking Evilly Again) Wanna bet how disastrous it gonna get?

Samus: I'm not much of a betting woman, but you're on.

Fox: (Facepalms Himself While Sighing)

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[smashy-headcanons]

When the Smash Fighters found out about the whole “Spirits Don’t Deconfirm” thing, everyone started to think of Spirits that they would like to have as the next DLC Smash fighters. Here is the complete list. (Warning: Long Post)

Mario - Geno Donkey Kong - Funky Kong BoTW Link - Guardian Samus - Adam Malkovich Dark Samus - Gandrayda Yoshi - Birdo Kirby - (Bandanna) Waddle Dee, or just any spirit in general Fox - James McCloud Pikachu - Any Electric type Pokemon that wasn’t already an assist Pokemon Luigi - King Boo Ness - Ninten (He hasn’t actually interacted with him before, but has heard of him a lot and thinks he’d be cool) Captain Falcon - Jody Summer Jigglypuff - Clefairy Peach - Captain Toad Daisy - Tatanga Bowser - Kamek Ice Climbers - Olaf Sheik - Impa ALBW Zelda - Ravio Dr. Mario - Pauline Pichu - Unown Falco - Peppy Hare Marth - Caeda Lucina - Owain Young Link - Tingle OoT Ganondorf - Twinrova Mewtwo - Celebi Roy - Eliwood Chrom - Lissa Mr. Game & Watch - Balloon Fighter Meta Knight - Galacta Knight Pit - Medusa Dark Pit - Hades Zero Suit Samus - X Parasites Wario - Karate Joe (He ALMOST said Ashley, but soon realized she was still an assist trophy) Snake - Liquid Snake Ike - Mist Pokemon Trainers - Any Pokemon that wasn’t already an assist Pokemon Diddy Kong - Tiny Kong Lucas - Claus (He avoided choosing Masked Man for the sake of not wanting to trigger his own paranoia) Sonic - Dr. Eggman King Dedede - Rick Olimar - Bulborb Lucario - Hydreigon ROB - Chibi Robo Toon Link - Tetra Wolf - Pigma Dengar Villager - KK Slider Mega Man - Dr. Wily Wii Fit Trainer - Wii Balance Board Rosalina - Sprixies Little Mac - King Hippo Greninja - Aegislash Mii Fighters - Any Wii based character Palutena - Viridi Pac Man - Donkey Kong Jr Robin - Gangrel Shulk - Rex Bowser Jr - Pianta Duck Hunt - Any Nintendogs character Ryu - Blanka Ken - Chun-Li Cloud - Draug (He overheard about him in a heated conversation between the FE swordfighters, and is slowly learning more about him) Corrin - Azura Bayonetta - Jeanne Inkling - Octolings and/or Off The Hook Ridley - Queen Metroid Simon - Charlotte Aulin (He hasn’t known her for a long time, but thought she’d be great at Smash) Richter - Maria Renard King K Rool - Lord Fredrik Isabelle - Tom Nook Incineroar - Reporter & Wrestler Piranha Plant - Petey Piranha Joker - Black Shadow (He thought it’d be funny to have some Batman-esque fighter to go along with “Robin and Joker”) Hero - Gooey or Slime Banjo & Kazooie - Rayman Terry - Andy Bogard Byleth - Rhea

(submitted by anonymous)