I've been exhausted lately (long covid, issues with finding a new visa, etc) and I started dressing like an old Japanese man.
Exclusively jinbei, samue, etc with a tenugui around my neck, I shuffle around a lot, etc.
Honestly I would suggest if you feel overwhelmed and overworked, spend as much time as possible dressing and acting like an old Japanese man. They really seem to have this life thing figured out.
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zero suit
thanks to aprils' patrons for voting on this samus pinup!
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People who draw Samus Aran as a 5 foot nothing girl with an hourglass figure, flawlessly smooth skin, perfectly applied makeup, absolutely no musculature, and a bubbleheaded smile are cowards. That woman has been put through the ringer and should look like it. Give her towering height. Give her absolutely chiseled abs. Give her terrifying scars snaking across her skin. Give her weird feathers and scales covering her body. Give her a scowl that could shatter glass. Give her a massive co-
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Fun fact: Samus' zero suit is a bodysuit in more recent games instead of the tank-top she wore in older games because at this point, she's been spliced with so many species' DNA you really don't want to see what the rest of her skin looks like.
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I feel like Samus Aran, when she’s not on a mission, would have a Tony Hawk type experience with people not recognizing her without her armor. Like she’d get carded buying alcohol or something and the cashier would go “Samus Aran? Ha, it’s spelled just like the bounty hunter too. I wonder what he’s up to now?”
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Samus Aran wearing that Virgin Destroyer Sweater that was a meme a while back (and also her Power Armor from Metroid Dread).
(Sweater designed by Dishwasher1910 on twitter, NSFW warning)
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