#saltysapphicsquid

[stevenu-lgbtq]

Lars is a polyamorous pansexual trans boy!

Requested by @saltysapphicsquid

[incorrect-arms-quotes]

Mechanica: Um, hi… How are you? I heard you like science and stuff…

Helix: [LOUD INDECIPHERABLE MONKEY NOISES]

[damzcourse-blog]

hello (this is from @kanayathinksmapsaregross but it's not letting me send asks from that account) this is Kanaya and I hate incest shippers

Good.

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[cryptic-eccentric]

about me tag

tagged by @deoxyribonucleic-asses

Rules: tag 10 followers you want to get to know better

Name: Jess

Nickname: my best friend calls me Jzzi (pronounced Jizzy) so yeah there’s that

Gender: fUCK?????!!!

Star sign: Aries

Height: im not going into specifics but im about the size of a thirteen year old

Sexuality: Asexual

Hogwarts house: Slytherin

Favorite animal(s): How dare you nake me choose

Average hours of sleep: 12 on weekends, 4-6 if i have class

Current time: 9:39 pm

Dog or cat person: stOP MAKING ME CHOOSE!!!?!!!??!!

Blankets you sleep with: It fluctates depending on the tempreture - right now two but it snowed a shit ton today so i might have to add a blanket

Dream trip: the moon!!!!!

Dream job: right now im planning on being a teacher but my dream job would probably be an author.

When I made my blog: fuck i think towards the end of my sophmore year of highschool????

Followers: almost 350

Why I made Tumblr: because im gay (and i wanted to be cool but im still not cool)

Reason for my url: my old url alexander_is_really_great was a reference to alexander the great cuz im a gay nerd and my current one (androgynousapocalypse) is my chumhandle also im androgynous and apocalypse is just because im a slut for alitteration.

@saltysapphicsquid @spoopygnostalgic @to-fringe-or-not-to-fringe @ollieraviole @adhd160 @platy-the-perrypus @mothman-is-not-bullshit @askeletonwitharthritis @dunno-what-im-doin @davestriderwhomst

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

The Handmaid from Homestuck hates pedophiles and would gladly fling one into the sun!

Submitted by @saltysapphicsquid

[skaia413]

Rosemary for @saltysapphicsquid (ok to tag with kin tags)

[yourfavoriteidiot]

Tag a long

Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better

Tagged by @miss-necromancer

Relationship status: Single, still deciding on my sexuality so I’m fine with that... no I’m not I’m a lonely bitch

Favorite color: A deep blue or lavender

Lipstick or chapstick: Ooh hard one, lipstick even though I wear chapstick more often

Three favorite foods: Potato pancakes, chocolate cake, sour cream and onion chips

Last song I listened to: Currently listening to Woman by Kesha

Last movie I watched: Thor: Ragnarok 

Top 3 shows: The Walking Dead, The Good Doctor, Revolution (I just remember I really liked it when i last saw it)

Top 3 bands: Ninja Sex Party, 21 Pilots, not a band but I totally love Ruelle

Books I’m currently reading: I just reread World War Z

I’m tagging: @shadowegg @sassy-popcorn @metalsparklez @saltysapphicsquid @whenisaystop @groovespecial (Y’all don’t have to do it, and don’t get offended if I didn’t tag you, I love all of you but there are too many to tag)

[stevenu-lgbtq]

Amethyst is nonbinary and bisexual!

(requested by @saltysapphicsquid)

[incorrect-arms-quotes]

Ribbon Girl: [Beating the shit out of Max Brass]

Mechanica, in the crowd: She’s so cool!!!

[amatoresx]

@saltysapphicsquid

KatAnna

[hewwoes-moved]

ok literally nothing prompted this post but go follow @turochamp @sxpphic-spooks @saltysapphicsquid @awfulpigeon @gay-aunt-jane @theshiningmaid they good

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This fact was submitted by  saltysapphicsquid.

[yourfavoriteidiot]

Tag Game: Get To Know Me

I was tagged by @whenisaystop, thanks! 

1ST RULE: Tag 9 people you would like to know better 2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true

APPEARANCE: I am 5'7" or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY: I love meeting new people People tell me that I’m funny Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me I enjoy physical challenges I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude with people I know well I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY: I can sing well I can play an instrument I can do over 30 pushups without stopping I’m a fast runner I can draw well I have a good memory I’m good at doing math in my head I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months I have drawn something in the past month I enjoy writing FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS: I’m in a relationship I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least 3 relationships I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily I have had a crush on someone for over a year I have been in a relationship for at least a year I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” I live close to my school My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT: I have breakdanced I know a person named Jamie I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair I’m listening to one song on repeat right now I have punched someone in the past week I know someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone I have eaten a waffle today I know what I want to do with my life I speak at least 2 languages I have made a new friend in the past year

I’m not all that interesting :p 

I’m going to tag some cool mutuals: @miss-necromancer @sassy-popcorn @metalsparklez @saltysapphicsquid @scott-pilgrim-vs-the-g-man @daisy-more-like-davesy @mexicantrans-boy @ileza @timetrees y’all can do it if you want?

[stevenu-lgbtq]

Lars is a pansexual polyamorous trans boy!

(Requested by @saltysapphicsquid)

[turing-tested]

your new name is fucking great

thanmks andrew hussite made it for me