#saltysapphicsquid

[stevenu-lgbtq]

Lars is a polyamorous pansexual trans boy!

Requested by @saltysapphicsquid

[cafe-cardamari]

You've been a really big inspiration to me, and I'm even thinking of doing a Splatoon comic of my own that would be set in and involve the world of Splatoon 2

Thank you AND GO FOR IT!

[singersalvageshop]

saltysapphicsquid replied to your post “i was about to ask why mbmbam always ends with “kiss ur dad square on...”

I ruined the mystery fuck fuck fuck

hahhahah it’s ok, i kind of figured it was from an older episode. it’s mostly the context that i don’t understand lol

[incorrect-arms-quotes]

Mechanica: Um, hi… How are you? I heard you like science and stuff…

Helix: [LOUD INDECIPHERABLE MONKEY NOISES]

[damzcourse-blog]

hello (this is from @kanayathinksmapsaregross but it's not letting me send asks from that account) this is Kanaya and I hate incest shippers

Good.

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[cryptic-eccentric]

about me tag

tagged by @deoxyribonucleic-asses

Rules: tag 10 followers you want to get to know better

Name: Jess

Nickname: my best friend calls me Jzzi (pronounced Jizzy) so yeah there’s that

Gender: fUCK?????!!!

Star sign: Aries

Height: im not going into specifics but im about the size of a thirteen year old

Sexuality: Asexual

Hogwarts house: Slytherin

Favorite animal(s): How dare you nake me choose

Average hours of sleep: 12 on weekends, 4-6 if i have class

Current time: 9:39 pm

Dog or cat person: stOP MAKING ME CHOOSE!!!?!!!??!!

Blankets you sleep with: It fluctates depending on the tempreture - right now two but it snowed a shit ton today so i might have to add a blanket

Dream trip: the moon!!!!!

Dream job: right now im planning on being a teacher but my dream job would probably be an author.

When I made my blog: fuck i think towards the end of my sophmore year of highschool????

Followers: almost 350

Why I made Tumblr: because im gay (and i wanted to be cool but im still not cool)

Reason for my url: my old url alexander_is_really_great was a reference to alexander the great cuz im a gay nerd and my current one (androgynousapocalypse) is my chumhandle also im androgynous and apocalypse is just because im a slut for alitteration.

@saltysapphicsquid @spoopygnostalgic @to-fringe-or-not-to-fringe @ollieraviole @adhd160 @platy-the-perrypus @mothman-is-not-bullshit @askeletonwitharthritis @dunno-what-im-doin @davestriderwhomst

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

The Handmaid from Homestuck hates pedophiles and would gladly fling one into the sun!

Submitted by @saltysapphicsquid

[skaia413]

Rosemary for @saltysapphicsquid (ok to tag with kin tags)

[stevenu-lgbtq]

Amethyst is nonbinary and bisexual!

(requested by @saltysapphicsquid)

[yourfavoriteidiot]

Tag a long

Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better

Tagged by @miss-necromancer

Relationship status: Single, still deciding on my sexuality so I’m fine with that... no I’m not I’m a lonely bitch

Favorite color: A deep blue or lavender

Lipstick or chapstick: Ooh hard one, lipstick even though I wear chapstick more often

Three favorite foods: Potato pancakes, chocolate cake, sour cream and onion chips

Last song I listened to: Currently listening to Woman by Kesha

Last movie I watched: Thor: Ragnarok 

Top 3 shows: The Walking Dead, The Good Doctor, Revolution (I just remember I really liked it when i last saw it)

Top 3 bands: Ninja Sex Party, 21 Pilots, not a band but I totally love Ruelle

Books I’m currently reading: I just reread World War Z

I’m tagging: @shadowegg @sassy-popcorn @metalsparklez @saltysapphicsquid @whenisaystop @groovespecial (Y’all don’t have to do it, and don’t get offended if I didn’t tag you, I love all of you but there are too many to tag)

[sketch1231-junior]

A little doodle for @saltysapphicsquid because their trollsona is cute

[incorrect-arms-quotes]

Ribbon Girl: [Beating the shit out of Max Brass]

Mechanica, in the crowd: She’s so cool!!!

[amatoresx]

@saltysapphicsquid

KatAnna

[hewwoes-moved]

ok literally nothing prompted this post but go follow @turochamp @sxpphic-spooks @saltysapphicsquid @awfulpigeon @gay-aunt-jane @theshiningmaid they good

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