#saltyaf

[brinelake-innerworld]

me: "existence is futile" me: * googles "futile" to double-check i used the word correctly * Google: futile | fjuːtʌɪ adjective incapable of producing any useful result; pointless.  me: "existence........ is futile" me: ... me: yes

[megatraven]

Them feels when your Amphibia muscle blorbo gets bounced in the first round of a Bisexual Icon tournament by FUCKING DEADPOOL. XD :( #SorryNotSorry. #SaltyAF.

LMAO rip that sucks :^) but at the same time i cant say im surprised

[wintercameandwent]

Elia Martell and her children meet their fate. She says a single prayer to any entity who would listen to her. As her blood leeches into the quartz-laden ground below her, Elia couldn't have expected that the stones below her would pull her away from eternal peace and force her to face the story of her fate in the 21st century.

[kai-shiki]

Wei Wuxian: Hey, Jiang Cheng. Can you pass the salt?

Jiang Cheng: [About to take the salt]

Wei Wuxian: On second thought, nevermind.

Jiang Cheng: Um What? Why?

Wei Wuxian: Being beside you is already salty enough.

Jiang Cheng: Why you little- Get the fuck out!!!

(Idea by: @ashiya_h on Instagram)

[rosesnink]

Pizza

Duke Richards: You know,MC. A good finacee should never wear those skirts. It reveals your ankles and it makes me look like i'm about to marry a whore

MC: your grace,you known the difference between a pizza and your opinion?

Duke Richards: We're both hot and irresistible?;)

MC: that i ordered the pizza,not your fucking opinion

Briar: *chokes*

*all the LI's in the background*

THAT'S 👏MY 👏WIFE 👏 BITCHES 👏

[esperaqua]

Just so you know I’m “Sweet as Sugar, but Salty as Fuck”! This glitter pin is available at www.creepykawaii.com ! #enamelpin #enamelpins #pinstagram #creepykawaii #salty #saltymemes #saltybitches #sweet #sweetassugar #saltyasfuck #saltyaf #glitterpin #sugarskull https://www.instagram.com/p/BuEixMtnfqN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kuof06bj8xe1

[workingmomof2-blog]

My friend made me a cup!

[birdstrips-blog]

Bird no. 394. Chop (inktober). . Sometimes dance class brings out the worst in me. . I'm trying to follow the choregraphy and I can see myself in the mirror looking totally stupid. That's bad enough. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I notice the girl beside me is this flawless angel of infinite grace, every limb perfectly coordinated and every step in perfect time. . It's hard to watch 🤣 . I'm getting better at noticing when I'm inwardly trying to cut people down to my level. . That awareness has been creating space between my observation and my reaction, which is long enough to ask some questions and make a choice about what happens next. . How much more fun would I be having if I celebrated her success instead of seething alone in jealousy? What would it be like to have a friendship instead of a weird, unidirectional competition? How much better would I feel if I didn't care how "good" I was compared to anyone else? . Awareness is the first step, that's all I know for sure. . Here's a self-portrait of me at my saltiest 🤣 My posture is dead-on btw👌 . . . . . I wanted to "chop" this one and make a repeating pattern, so I drew some honeysuckles... but it still needs some work I think. I wish I loved drawing flowers and plants, but I might never (and that's okay I guess 😂😅) . . #inktober #inktober2018 #saltyaf #chop (at Montreal, Quebec) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpWJZ_2Fuip/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=slr72h1qp7gx

[dasmeinmo]

Honestly kind of tired of friends with kids. I need more childless friends with disposable income. Preferably some gay pals too. The straights at work are really working my last nerves.

[its-dawns-blog-blog]

#swamwiththefishes yesterday ,, they were jumping extra hard bc #fullmoon ....and got cut in the #barnacles #saltyaf Lost at sea? I'm not shore #fullmooninpisces #fullmooninpisces2018 (at Far Rockaway Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm9DZv8lClC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bklynbeee]

Made this little cutie for the lovely salty bae Kate!💖🧂✨@glitterprincessxv Thankyou so much lady! Was so lovely to see you and make this little shaker for you ☺️✌🏼✨💖 . . . . . . . . #salt #saltbae #salty #saltyaf (at Westside Tattoo) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsFbYV_lDYm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10vhj9zqkakid

[joebalde]

Inktober day 17 - salty "You mean these stacked blocks over here?" . . . @inktober #inktober #inktober2022 #inktober2022salty #salty #saltyAF #funny #tude #attitude #digitalart #digitalillustration #photoshop #illustration #drawing #sketching #art #artistsoninstagram #artbyjoebalde #joebalde https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj1OfwqPxw6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thehollydoll]

As of late, my energies are off. Incongruent. Something is off. Somethings are off. Broken. An insatiable #ego, unhealthy influences & lack of outside perspective for so long is gently kneading into an intense #fear of change, being alone & of trusting myself with the capability of believing i can be whole. So today, i floated. #saltybitch. @capitolfloats Thank you @spiritualgangstaish, i appreciate you. #floataway #saltyaf #tattooedwomen #quietspace #quietthevoices #yourenottoosensitive #yourenottoomuch #yourenotoverreacting #youreenough #processing #reset (at Capitol Floats) https://www.instagram.com/p/BncmQTknczl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rrj9sbjjjb2f

[trauma-13]

#SorryNotSorry #SaltyAF

[mimisnotsosecretdiary]

That's the way it is.🧐 Crispy corn Hot sand or salt frying🔥🌽 . . . . . . . . . #saltytides #saltybeachdays #saltycolors #saltyinthemorning #SaltyVybesOnly #saltyhairundsoshizzle #saltyhandbag #saltyjolly #SaltySheWouldntLetMeBeadIt #saltyhair #saltyhairdontcare #saltysocialclub #saltydogs #saltyskin #saltypinkpineapple #saltycrew #saltyaf #saltykisses #saltydogpaddle #saltyvibes #saltydivine #saltyvintage #saltysouls #saltyatheart #saltyd #saltybeaches #saltybeach #SaltyShinyHair #SaltyShinyBody #saltysnacks (at University of Sindh) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLHmLJ-BbNt/?igshid=1w8cl2xmbj4e2

[flip-pancakes-not-tables]

I love writing long ass posts on my phone, exiting out of the app for one second, still running in the background, only to find out it has all been deleted because the app reset or whatever.