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Should I write something here?
#squid game#gihun x inho#hwang in ho#seong gi hun#001 x 456#inhun#457#salesmas#gong yoo#Kang Sae-byeok#Ji-yeong#player 067#player 240#067 x 240#toxic old men yaoi#doomed yuri
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cobra kai hockey au .... I see it all so clearly in my brain.....
#ignore this BUT#imagine if johnny never made it to major leagues#like presumably some of the ppl in the gang DID but not him#which caused his depression and all that you know the deal#and while he does associate daniel with his failure to 'make it' and hes still the twink who beat him and his face pisses him off#it ALSO pisses him off that he had so much potential and didn't do anything with it like. you were fuckin GOOD and you became a car salesma#so that frustration is what drives him to coach these kids. a bit.#anyway I don't actually remember what he did in the show#but. coach drama. and romance <3#it would be fun if they were nhlers but What If They Weren't. like johnnys character arc is being a failure in life#and daniel being a 'success' in life but also can't let go of what happened 30 years ago#so they are both losers really. Anyway
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What if Luffy wasn’t the only child ?
Then will the world change?
Chapter 1: The beginning
Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates, attained everything this world has to offer. And so, many men head for the Grand Line to find the great treasure he left behind, the One Piece. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era! Wearing the straw hat sworn upon him by the great pirate, Shanks Monkey D. Luffy heads out to the sea on a journey on the road to become King of the Pirates!
2 brothers set their own goals and become pirates, leaving behind their sister. Monkey D. Y/N. She is Luffy biological sister but she is nothing like Luffy. She was the Miss Know Everything.
After her brother left, she set out to become a pirate at the age of 16. But then something happened. She accidentally ate a devil fruit. The fruit is called Chi Chi no Mi. Its gave her the power to manipulate blood. A very powerful fruit. But she stayed calm and continued her journey. After a few days floating on the water she then docked at an island. There she found her first two mates. Kai and Koi. There are twins but they’re nothing like each other
Koi has the power to create illusion. His devil fruit is Sakkaku Sakkaku no Mi. He can create illusion anytime and anywhere as his own. His appearance is the best thing about him. Besides being an introvert, he is quite handsome. He has long black hair, brown eyes, tan skin, 7ft tall and he is a gentleman. He always wears a black suit and has earrings. He is 19 years old and he likes sake.
The opposite of Koi is Kai. This man is crazy. He doesn’t have a devil fruit. But his weapons are his devil. His favorite weapon is gun. He has short black hair, brown eyes, tan skin and also 7ft tall. He is very chaos but can be adorable sometimes. He is 20 years old and he likes cake.
On the island
"THE HELL MAN? HOW CAN YOU SELL THIS FOR 1000 BELLIES??"
Y/n is now buying a necklace but the salesma set the price too high for her to afford it.
"I don’t know little girl. That is how much it’s worth. Now if you want to buy it you can stay or you go away and let me do my business."
"I will buy it"
A tall man said while playing with his gun.
"Excuse me?"
Y/n said in surprise.
"I said I will buy it"
The man repeated.
"For you…"
Another man said but this man look exactly like the other one.
"Am I feeling dizzy or there are two of you standing here?"
Y/n confused.
"This is my brother, Koi. And i’m Kai. Nice to meet?"
"Y/n. Monkey D. Y/n"
"Nice to meet you little monkey. How about I buy you that necklace and you joined me and my brother to create a crew? I see something that is very powerful inside of you."
Y/n was stunned. She questioned her self is it because of her devil fruit is very powerful or it is herself.
"How about we have a match? The winner is gonna be the captain."
Y/n said in excitement.
"That is a great idea!"
Kai happily said.
But Kai doesn’t know who he is challenging. As the three got to somewhere empty they started to fighting each other. But Y/n just need to say a sentence.
"Chi Chi no Spike"
Kai and Koi immediately coughed out blood.Y/n doesn’t want to keep the match for long so she said
"Now if you come with me, you will live or you know what will come."
The men know that they can’t win Y/n so they accepted it. And after that they started to collect their crew members. They got themselves a cook named Karei, a musician named Tomi, a navigator named Mirui, a shipwreck named Elton, archaeologist named Iris and a doctor named Bonbon. They began their journey together to become one of the most powerful pirate crew on the world with their ship. Mary Gold.
To be continued
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Pengalaman pagi
Ngantuk dijlan padahal lg bawa kendaraan, trs inget td sblm brngkt makan obat batuk, radang dan salesma
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DON'T TOUCH DA COOKIES!
((Just Spamton being the silly little salesma' he is))
#deltarune#art#deltarune chapter 2#spamton#comic#spamton x self insert#spamton g. spamton#self insert#Don't touch the cookies spamton#spamton deltarune
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Deltarune Fanfic- A Bigger, Better Me 1-4
(This was originally posted to DeviantArt in 4 parts, so here they all are compiled into one post.)
The first time he wore a suit was electrifying. A suit jacket made him look snazzy, like he just hit the town after cashing a fat paycheck. Girly clothes made his long, pointy nose and large smile look tragically comedic in a way that made everyone else smile but him. Why did the other Addisons have to insist on putting him in those painful “date shoes” and frilly fru-fru gowns all the time?
Today, it was a bright blue, satin dress drowned in sequins and bunched at the waist, tied up in a neat ribbon. Just the puffy sleeves made him want to barf. The ensemble easily draped on the ground all around his tiny feet- a tripping hazard that constantly threatened to flatten his prominent nose. The littlest Addison pouted and stood stock-still with a furious, flushed face while one of his many brothers fussed over him like a princess’s attendant showcasing her at a grand ball.
“Oh Spamela, can’t you at least smile when there are people nearby?”
“Spam-ton,” the littlest Addison seethed through clenched teeth. He tugged at the skirt of his dress with both hands before attempting to loosen the fabric of the bodice to no avail. “Call me Spamton! And this dress is hideous, especially on me!”
“But you look so cute,” said Spamton’s yellow older brother with a partly saddened, partly frustrated expression. “And who else would model it so well? It’s just your size, and other customers think you’re pretty!”
“It’s tight,” Spamton glared at his brother and balled his tiny hands into fists. “And itchy, and I hate it! I want to wear the suit you got me!”
“Spammy, that wouldn’t go with your outfit at all.”
The angry model kicked his legs beneath the dress, and two clacking sounds indicated he’d launched his high heels from his feet in protest. Having potentially damaged his older brother’s merchandise, Spamton was immediately sent away so he wouldn’t make a fuss in public. The Addisons had an image to uphold, after all.
Spamton plopped himself down on a cardboard box on the backstreet where he and his brothers usually hung out. He had long since removed the ugly garment from himself and donned his black jacket. Unfortunately for him, a few more of his brothers happened to be there at the moment. A reprieve was not yet attainable. Blue and Pink gravitated towards their younger sibling instantly bearing sympathetic looks and open arms.
“Aww Spamela, what’s wrong?” Pink cooed and draped his hands on Spamton’s shoulders. Already with the babying? Couldn’t they just stop that? Spamton cringed and tried to shrug him off as Blue knelt on the other side of him.
“I want to be a salesman like you,” Spamton huffed and crossed his arms.
“Oh, but you are selling stuff,” said Blue. “You’re helping us market our products so well. Without our little sister, half of our stock would still be on the shelves! Doesn’t that mean something?”
The smallest Addison mumbled something so quiet his siblings didn’t quite catch it.
“What did you say?” Pink frowned.
“I said you DON’T HAVE A SISTER,” Spamton leapt up and screamed. His brothers clamped their hands over their ears. Spamton jumped up and down and stomped his feet, denting the box beneath him before he got off of the thing. “I’M SPAMTON! I told you before! What’s so hard to understand?! Why can’t you get that in your damn heads?!”
Both of his brothers fell silent and stared at him in dumb shock. Spamton’s lips twitched in a strong frown that made his jaw ache, but he hardly felt the sensation. He stepped a distance away from them, keeping his stare on them all the while.
“That’s fine, you don’t have to let me be like you. I’d rather be a failure and be myself than be your successful doll anyway!”
“S… S-Spamton!” Blue shouted after him. Spamton wasn’t going to hear it, though; he wasn’t going to listen to whatever they had to say. He’d heard enough out of them.
The wannabe salesman ran and ran as fast as his puny legs would move. His eyes stung and watered with each step; Spamton ran through Cyber City districts without caring what direction he went as long as it would take him away from his family. As long as they saw him as cutie-pie Spamela, he knew returning to the other Addisons and his old life wasn’t worth it. Perhaps the only way for Spamton to receive the respect and recognition he deserved was for him to make it in the industry and become a big shot. Yeah- he’d become more successful than his brothers could dream of, and then they’d have to acknowledge him.
Droplets of wetness at his collar told Spamton he was ruining his suit while he ran unthinkingly until he reached the edge of the red-carpeted path straight to Queen’s mansion.
“How may we help you, sir?”
Those were the words that urged the smallest Addison- no, a lonely drifter- to forge himself a new life in the labyrinthian halls of the Queen’s abode. The central lobby split off in two stairwells towards the back, the left of which had a door adorned with the word “café” in cursive neon script. That room was where Spamton first met her Highness’s most esteemed butler, Swatch, whose team of attentive coworkers waited hand-and-foot on the most privileged guests. Beyond curtains tied in bushels of white roses, Spamton found them all tending to business in a lounge bathed in warm light outfitted with polished tables and cushy seating.
Each occupied table was laden with dishes piled high with cake slices of various mouth-watering flavors; just from the doorway Spamton could see and smell chocolate mousse, strawberries and cream, and a few other delicacies ferried from a back kitchen to pleased patrons. The waiters carried teas and adult beverages galore on the side. The aromas and vapors were enough to lure even the most stubborn folks to find a seat. What class! Even the garbage from this establishment was more refined than that of his and his brothers’ home. If Spamton could gain even a fleeting shred of the status this café had, he’d be set for life.
“Sir?” That deep voice jolted Spamton back to reality, drawing his gaze to the tall man behind the front counter. Swatch stared down at the little visitor quizzically while his hands moved, fumbling unseen with a rag and a recently-used glass. “Would you like something?” He set down the glass with a clink and loaded a martini glass of green liquid onto a serving tray, lifting them with one hand.
“A-are you hiring?” Spamton stuttered before he could wimp out of an opportunity. This made Swatch take a second, longer glance at the short stranger. The birdlike butler strode out from behind the counter and gestured for Spamton to come along.
“We could always use more hands,” Swatch said as the pair walked the carpeted halls. “Her Majesty deserves the best, so all applicants are vetted thoroughly to ensure the highest quality service. If you pass, you may work at the Color Café or take any available position anywhere in the mansion.”
Spamton passed Swatch’s assessment fueled by pure adrenaline and the desire to be the cream-of-the-crop alone. As he learned about the mansion and all of its accoutrements, the newbie decided he’d start off helping the café before climbing the ladder to better positions, from odd jobs to more important things. Everything was a stepping-stone in his struggle to the top.
“Come to the Color Café,” Spamton would call loudly from beyond the mansion gates to anyone who might hear. “Come for the fine dining, stay for the finer wait staff!” He winked at a passing Viroviro-kun who blushed and sped off behind him down the red, sprawling carpet to the grand building entrance. He normally laid it on thick for customers like this. It took him no time learning to treat potential customers a certain manner, putting on an extra layer of charm than usual to lure them in. Once inside, Swatch and his buds would do the rest. They were a slam-dunk team! Certainly better than whatever he had going on with his brothers, even on a good day.
And Swatch- he definitely had a way with guests. Queen must have known he was a catch from the moment she hired him. The man’s voice and gaze alone could make anyone swoon, and the best part was, Swatch wasn’t even really trying. Spamton wanted that power for himself. The new employee felt the effects firsthand when Swatch adjusted his bowtie for him on his first day of work. If he could just harness that force, Spamton knew he’d be a success for sure.
This might have been the start of his first big break. He did it all on his own! No strings attached, no help needed from his older siblings whatsoever. Perhaps the proverbial sun was peeking out from behind the storm clouds.
“When it rains, it pours” was not a phrase in Spamton’s repertoire of sayings, but he didn’t need to understand it to know its meaning. While he was giving his job his total earnest effort, Spamton hadn’t been careful enough to completely avoid incident on the clock (which just so happened to be most of his waking hours).
Rushing around drinks and treats was an easy task for Swatch and his Swatchlings who never failed to deliver quickly and with a smooth flair which delighted customers. It was not so simple for Spamton, who never expected to have to take up such a duty until one of the Swatchlings took a leave-of-absence. Swatch escorted his coworker out of the mansion while the Swatchling cradled his hand; he’d cut himself while sweeping up the ceramic shards of one of Queen’s many ornate vases that lined the halls.
In the server’s place, Spamton took up a café tray and hurried along an acid martini, the closest edge of the tray held fast against his chest for stability as he walked. He wasn’t a picture of grace but wouldn’t have to worry once the drink found its rightful owner.
“Finally,” said Queen when Spamton arrived with her order at last. “I needed a refill.”
Spamton lifted the tray as high as he could, standing on the very tips of his toes and extending his arms with his palms flat beneath the tray for the woman to take her drink. His arms trembled in that rigid pose, though, and caused him an even more shameful display than before. Spamton lost his composure and contact with the ensemble in his hands, dropping the tray with a loud racket and spilling the beverage all over her Majesty in the process. Queen stood frozen with an outstretched hand and an open mouth. Acid oozed down her arm and torso.
“Y-your M-m-majesty!” The small servant cried. Spamton stared in abject horror, rooted to one spot. A few Swatchlings came speeding over to the crime scene due to the noise; one scooped up the fallen tray while the other promptly wiped up the mess on Queen before tending to the puddle around her feet.
“What is going on here?” Swatch’s voice came from down the hallway as he took long strides to find his new hire standing in front of their drenched boss.
“I-I’m more of a s-sales guy than a waiter,” Spamton began to perspire, shrinking down and wringing his hands. “I-”
Swatch shot a sharp glance to stop Spamton’s babbling and moved to check on Queen, who only looked more perplexed than angry at the situation. The mechanical woman licked the acid from the palm of one of her gloves like a cat. Her prized butler promised her he’d replace her drink personally and swiftly. He bowed to her apologetically before he took off towards the café, dragging his bumbling coworker in his wake by the sleeve without looking back.
Spamton stumbled after his supervisor; their height difference made keeping up a challenge, and the small employee was convinced he was just dead weight to Swatch. The tall, birdlike man made the long corridors seem effortless to cross. With his speed, it took the pair only a few minutes to return to the café storefront. Spamton loitered as Swatch busied himself in his usual spot behind the counter.
“Explain yourself,” Swatch said without bothering to look up at Spamton. He slammed a new glass down before pouring Queen’s next drink into it. “How did that happen?”
“Hey, giving her a bath wasn’t my idea,” replied Spamton defensively, though there was no fire behind his words. “If you haven’t noticed, I’m not as tall as you. She didn’t seem angry anyway.”
“That doesn’t matter,” Swatch scolded him. “The Color Café offers superior service in every aspect. If you aren’t capable of performing any task required of you, my team would be better off missing a member than risking a foolish accident like that again.”
Spamton reeled back and gawked. He’d never once heard Swatch lose his cool like this. He’d never even heard Swatch raise his voice towards anyone. The short servant’s face began to heat up without him realizing it. Wait… did he just call him “foolish?” How could Swatch be so harsh on him?
“That’s not fair,” Spamton spoke up again, this time with more guts. “Don’t forget you told me when I started, I could take whatever job I wanted! If your buddy hadn’t hurt himself, we wouldn’t be here right now!”
Swatch didn’t respond. The butler set a new tray out with the fresh martini with a clamped jaw.
“So what? One mistake and it’s game over?”
Still nothing as the taller man balanced the tray with one hand.
“Please, gimme another chance,” Spamton begged his supervisor, changing his tune upon the silent-treatment. His voice shook and he clasped his hands together. “This is the only shot I’ve got! If I can’t make it here, I… I’d-”
“Stop,” Swatch paused and turned to Spamton with a discerning look. “You get one more chance. Please do your best.” With that, the taller man went about bringing their boss her new drink and left Spamton there.
Spamton’s concentration on his job was unshakeable. His lifestyle depended on it. When stationed outside of the mansion walls, he worked harder than ever before to attract prospective customers with flashy words and promises of the best service in all of Cyber City. He kept his suits and ties tidy and crisp and his hair combed and slicked back with gel, his shoes always shined, his smile bright and unfaltering. Spamton emulated the picture of a prim and proper gentleman who was punctual, organized, and most of all, professional.
Ever since he’d been scolded by his manager, Spamton lived and breathed professionalism. The worker knew Swatch’s stance on accidents versus perfection and vowed that as long as he profited under Queen’s roof, he wouldn’t make the same error again. Thankfully, the proverbial fire Swatch had lit beneath Spamton had lasted him more than another month so far. A stiff air of tension no longer lingered between the pair; Swatch went from looking upon Spamton with mild agitation, to neutrality, and at last with a pleased expression once more.
Spamton didn’t even mind working inside the Color Café as he did before. As long as things went smoothly, he breathed easy. But regardless of how suave he learned to present himself and how well he served the Queen’s purposes, he encountered bumps in the road which he couldn’t predict.
It was another day that Spamton had a shift in the café when something unexpected happened: for the first time in months, he’d caught the sound of a familiar voice. Then there was another, and another until he could hear four distinct, approaching voices that made his arms break out in odd pinpricks as he placed a dish on a table. The short waiter would have told himself that it was merely his imagination if not for the fact that the noise continued until the group settled at a nearby booth. Then, the sounds were clear as day and as obvious as that of the kind customer who had just thanked him for being so attentive. Spamton gave the Ambyu-Lance a quick smile that came off more nervous than he’d desired before he left to serve another table.
Turning around confirmed Spamton’s creeping suspicions; there, across the room sat all of his brothers together in their nicest finery. Each Addison perused a menu nonchalantly, though some gawked at the prices in the appetizer section while others mumbled to each other in quieter tones. Why were they here? Did they have to show up wherever Spamton was? Was it only a matter of time? His fortune only worsened when a couple of them noticed him before he could break his gaze.
“Spamton?” Pink stared.
“Whoa, looking good,” muttered Blue to the others. “What’s the occasion?”
“Where have you been all this time?” Yellow asked in a hurt way that made Spamton visibly cringe. “We’ve been really worried, y’know.”
No- not now! Spamton couldn’t get distracted at the start of the dinner hour when the rush would begin- not to mention Swatch was never too far out of reach. One simple misstep and Swatch would surely kick him out on his… er, cungadero. The short man broke out into a profuse sweat beneath his dark suit, freezing up. Then, there was a hand on his shoulder which slightly snapped him out of it.
“Are these guests bothering you?”
Spamton blinked and hazarded an anxious gaze upwards at his manager. Swatch didn’t look angry with him- a cool sternness had washed over the tall host which was aimed at the table of brothers. When he looked upon Spamton, Swatch merely seemed concerned in a sort of protective way. Spamton warmed from the sensation, shook his head unconvincingly, and shrugged.
“Please leave my servers be until the end of their shifts,” Swatch cleared his throat and adjusted his glasses at the colorful group of four. “We sincerely hope you enjoy your time with us.” That got a majority of the brothers to shut up, and those who attempted to speak up once more were promptly shushed by the others remaining.
Spamton continued about his shift almost thoughtlessly; he could still hear the errant whisper from the corner booth and the stares of four pairs of intent eyes, but those didn’t hinder his work anymore. Now, he practically ignored them altogether in order to maintain focus. A tight feeling occupied the waiter’s chest as he hustled to and fro, putting on a smile for the specific tables he was assigned. Although this normally felt somewhat exaggerated, now Spamton felt himself truly faking it. He didn’t notice that the Addisons must have eaten their dinner and collectively left the room all while their youngest brother ferried plates in and out of the kitchen.
The youngest Addison worked until there were only a few occupied tables in the café taken care of by a couple of Swatchlings whose shifts just commenced not long beforehand. It was the evening, and even Swatch had essentially closed up shop in the front of the store at this hour. The birdlike host waved to Spamton once he finished swabbing the counter at the entrance before he too left for the night.
Spamton returned his last dish to the Swatchlings in the kitchen with an exhausted goodbye to take his leave. When he exited Color Café, he instantly bumped into someone; his brothers had never left the building after all, but simply waited for him to come out after them. Here, there was no way around a discussion.
“Hey Spamton…” Blue fixed his expression into a smile at the arrival of their little brother. This received a sheepish greeting in return from the man in question.
“So… sales didn’t work out?” Yellow piped up in a thin voice.
“This is k-kinda like sales,” Spamton answered hastily, tripping over his words. He mindlessly fiddled with the hem of one of his sleeves. “I-I’m still advertising a good or service, aren’t I?” The short man was mentally prepared for a long lecture about how waiting tables wasn’t exactly a stable occupation, or a very honorable one at that.
“Does this make you happy?” Asked Pink. Such a question made Spamton do a double-take. They weren’t… displeased with him? Hadn’t they come to tell him to come home, or to at least stop playing around and assist them? Spamton wasn’t sure if he’d even heard his brother correctly. He swallowed hard.
“Yes?” Spamton replied hesitantly. “I-It’s good being seen by so many new faces, and the mansion gives great benefits. I’ve got my own room now! It’s actually… pretty nice.”
That was all the Addisons needed to hear. Each one’s previous expression ebbed away into a relieved smile and the group embraced Spamton in one large, impromptu group hug. At first, the littlest one in the center of it wasn’t sure how to process the action, but he soon returned it.
“That’s great,” Pink said after a moment. “That’s all we’d hoped for.” Pink and the other brothers eventually let go of Spamton, still smiling.
“Would you mind showing us around this place?” Blue asked his younger brother meekly.
Spamton grinned widely and beckoned for his siblings to follow him. “We’ve got a lot to catch up on.”
Deltarune and its characters are property of Toby Fox, the story is mine (please don’t use my work without my permission- thanks!)
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Give, Give, Give, Ask
Countless brands fail at social media, because they act like a salesman and posting in business mode.
They use Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram.
Mostly not because they are really passionate about their audience — or their own brand itself, but because others has already collected a bunch of likes.
As a result, they create posts for themselves without bringing real value for consumers and normal people.
In social media only passion stands out, and this is why brands can often get caught in their own echo chamber.
If you don’t have passion about your brand, how is anyone else going to?
Give people value first.
And give more.
And more.
Then have them in consideration to buy your stuff.
Don’t be a salesman!
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Johnny looks like the rest of his siblings, taking most of his looks from his mother Liz.
He gained the Born Salesman trait, which probably doesn’t have much use on an empty island.
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Even though I've been following you for some time, I'm not certain I know about everyone, Who are all the muses?
That's pretty fair since I did only plan for 1-3 muses but now have twice as much
Raspberry/Sweetheart Cookie: Raspberry is a social anxious florist who after finding a cursed hat became the lovestruck potion maker Sweetheart
Raindrop Cookie: A stoic cookie who wanders around digging into mythical sightings or legends
Snake Oil Cookie: A slippery traveling salesman who only cares about making as much money as he can
Strawberry Malt Cookie/ Malt Cookie for short: The son/waiter of the family diner “Malties Kitchen” who’s more interest in music than food
Genie Cookie: A cookie who’s was made into a genie by a witch, but was too powerful and bound inside a cookie jar
Puzzler Cookie: A little girl who strives becoming the best detective ever! Wandering around, looking for puzzles, even though she’s not that good at solving them yet
Python Cookie
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𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙴𝚆, ROMAN* & SABINE ! we’re excited to have you around, did you hear that the movie theater is showing halloween-themed movies all month long ? make sure to check in at town hall within then next seven hours before you head over ! michael yerger and hana kanazu are now taken.
*can you please change roman’s name as we already have a roman!
* ☆ — ( MICHAEL YERGER, MALE, HE/HIM ) good to see you again, ROMAN PIERCE! have you been busy prepping for this season’s festivities? isn’t your favorite season SPRING? hey, remind me, aren’t you TWENTY-TWO years old? that’s right… well, we’ve been so lucky to have a CHARISMATIC LUXURY CAR SALESMAN like you around stardew for 3 YEARS, even if you can be MANIPULATIVE too. hopefully, nobody finds out about REDACTED, huh? i’ll see you later! ( s, 21+, est )
* ☆ — ( HANA KANAZU, FEMALE, SHE/HER ) good to see you again, SABINE KIMURA! have you been busy prepping for this season’s festivities? isn’t your favorite season WINTER? hey, remind me, aren’t you TWENTY TWO years old? that’s right… well, we’ve been so lucky to have a CHEERFUL HOT WHEELS MECHANIC like you around stardew for A YEAR, even if you can be STUBBORN too. hopefully, nobody finds out about REDACTED, huh? i’ll see you later! ( m, 22, pst )
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Orang Tua Cermat, Anak Sehat #CH5
Anak sakit. Pasti bikin orang tua khawatir, bingung, panik dan ga bisa konsen mikir bener. Segala kemungkinan bisa terjadi di tengah ketidakpastian.
Orang tua punya tanggung jawab untuk mempelajari dasar-dasar kesehatan anak jika ingin menjadi dokter pertama dan terbaik bagi anaknya.
Untuk tujuan itulah buku ini ditulis: memberikan bekal dasar ilmu kesehatan anak yang selayaknya dimiliki oleh orang tua.
Lalu apa fungsi dokter? Mengapa tidak memercayakan saja urusan kesehatan anak ke dokter? Bukankah dokter paling paham mengenai ilmu kesehatan?
Masih banyak orang tua yang percaya jika anak salit, bawa saja ke dokter, dokter yang akan memberi jawaban semua pertanyaan orang tua mengenai penyakit anaknya.
Memang benar, di ruang praktik, kombinasi antara cerita orang tua dengan ilmu pengalaman yang dokter miliki akan membentuk diagnosis dan pemahaman yang bertujuan sama; membuat anak sehat kembali.
Nah, saya tau dokter Apin ini lewat facebook. Ngga sengaja baca share-share an salah seorang teman. Orangnya agamis, concern banget sama isu sosial aka Palestina, semangat ghirah-nya tinggi banget, eh ternyata saya scroll ke bawah, beliau adalah seorang dokter spesialis anak.
Banyak sekali informasi seputar kesehatan anak yang sangat bermanfaat dan banyak yang saya belum tahu. Sebagai mamak newbie yang sering parno, saya jadi belajar banyak. Sebelumnya yang dikit-dikit dokter, sekarang saya jadi lebih sering membuka buku ini.
Dokter Apin bener-bener ngewanti-wanti tentang penggunaan Antibiotik. Istilah batuk pilek (yang merujuk pada Salesma) sering diasosiasikan dengan flu dengan gejala yang kurang lebih sama. Salesma disebabkan oleh infeksi virus yang akan sembuh sendiri seiring waktu sehingga tidak membutuhkan AB.
Kapan AB digunakan pada batuk pilek?
AB digunakan pada kecurigaan adanya infeksi bakteri Streptokokus (strep throat) yang identik dengan radang tenggorokan, meskipun radang tenggorokan belum tentu disebabkan oleh infeksi bakteri. Pernah nih pengalaman saya, saat anak-anak ke dokter (pas lagi bapil) terus dikasih AB, sampe rumah ngga saya minumin. AB nya utuh sampe sembuh sendiri. Pokoknya kondisi anak ngga radang atau panas. Atau kalo lagi batuk yang berdahak banget (kan bayi belum bisa meludah ngeluarin dahak), paling saya bawa ke bu Dewi buat di nebul ala beliau. Jadi dahaknya di gurah gitu, tapi ya gituuu antrinya sebelum subuh !
Nah kalo anak panas ngga turun-turun, di barengin muntah atau diare, baru tuh saya langsung ke dokter. Kalo panas itu indikasi tubuh kita sedang berperang melawan ketidakberesan di dalam tubuh.
Btw, saya juga ngga saklek ngga mau AB sama sekali. Karena sekali lagi, dokter lebih tau dosis yang pas atas diagnosis sakitnya anak. Saya lebih tidak mau anak tersiksa gara-gara sakitnya daripada memenangkan ego saya sendiri.
Semoga kita dan anak-anak sehat selalu !
Malang, 8 Januari 2017
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Focusing on prospecting for next year's sales vs closing out projects for 2019. It's always a balancing act! The end of the year is always a good time to thank customers and build relationships, but you can get too caught up in the festivities. By the time January and February of next year rolls around you don't have any sales to speak of because you didn't do any prospecting in November and December. Merry Salesmas!! Lol #salesproblems #business #marketing #videosecurity #businessdevelopment #merrychristmas — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2RsuHR0
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My mom owns the #ugliest #dog in the #world, which I guess is an #honor, but unfortunately he has an ear infection and his regular Flea Medicine Salesma-- er, I mean Veterinarian retired, so she needs to find a new one. Anybody got any #recommendations for a #pet #doctor who's capable enough to tell the difference between this tangled mess and a cat's hairball, so maybe they can fix him? (at Pleasant Hill, California)
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Yep that’s right I haven’t forgotten about Big Bad Jazz Daddy. No idea what the fuck I’m gonna do with him as a character but yea there he is..
Imagine if, like...the weasel from Zootopia was instead a wolf, and was voiced by the dude that voiced Kent Mansley in Iron Giant, and he played a lot of poker, cause like....thats all I got so far with this true neutral con man/salesma type jerk
Played around with some fall/Halloween colors and themes ( Yes thats Beetlejuice’s suit) for the fun of it but it actually kinda fits him in a weird way. Mufucker couldn’t match a tie and a suit to save his damn life and that’s just who he is
His real name?? Idk probably like...Luca, or Sinatra, or Papyrus
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Untuk sehari-hari: Untuk konsumsi sehari-hari, lumayan minum 1 sachet masing-masing hari 2 jam sebelum makan Tuanglah 1 bungkus ke dalam gelas/ shaker lantas tambahkan 150 ml air dingin. Aduk hingga rata dan usahakan mesti segera diminum sampai berakhir sebelum mengental.
Peringatan: Minuman ini usahakan tidak diminum oleh perempuan yang sedang hamil ataupun menyusui serta balita.
Tahukah Bahwa Tubuh kita memerlukan serat sejumlah 20–26 gram masing-masing harinya? Namun, rata-rata warga Indonesia melulu mengkonsumsi 15 gram per hari. Kurangnya asupan serat itu dapat menyebabkan menumpuknya sisa-sisa makanan yang membusuk didalam tubuh dan lantas dapat menyumbat kelancaran drainase pencernaan. Penumpukan ini menjadi penyebab bertambahnya jumlah kotoran dan kolesterol, lalu lantas berujung pada komplikasi penyakit-penyakit kronis lainnya, bahkan kegemukan (obesitas). Ketika tubuh tidak dapat menyerap nutrisi secara optimal, maka kita akan tidak jarang merasa lemas dan lesu dalam beraktivitas.
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Flimty ialah fiber multifungsi yang pun memiliki tidak sedikit khasiat lainnya:
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Deretan Infeksi yang Rentan Menular ke Anak
Sebagai orang tua, Anda pasti akan merasa khawatir saat si Kecil tidak jarang terserang infeksi. Oleh karena itu, untuk menangkal penyakit supaya tidak gampang menulari si Kecil, Anda butuh mengetahui sekian banyak jenis penyakit menular atau infeksi yang gampang menular ke anak. Khususnya saat si Kecil telah mulai masuk sekolah.
Sistem kekebalan tubuh pada orang dewasa telah berkembang secara sempurna. Namun, urusan ini bertolak belakang dengan anak, di mana sistem kekebalan tubuhnya masih dalam masa perkembangan. Akibatnya, tubuh si Kecil juga lebih rentan tertular sekian banyak macam infeksi.
Agar si Kecil tidak gampang terserang penyakit, maka Anda mesti mengenal sekian banyak infeksi yang mengintainya, sampai-sampai tindakan pencegahan pun bisa Anda siapkan. Berikut ialah beberapa macam infeksi yang gampang menular pada si Kecil:
Selesma
Selesma ialah salah satu infeksi virus pada drainase napas unsur atas (ISPA) yang sangat sering menyerang anak-anak. Gejala salesma yang sangat sering muncul ialah demam, batuk, pilek, dan nyeri ketika menelan.
Untuk mencegah supaya selesma tidak gampang terjadi pada si Kecil, tidak jarang kali ingatkan guna menjaga kesucian diri dengan rutin membasuh tangan memakai sabun dan air mengalir, terutama ketika sebelum makan, setelah terbit dari kamar mandi, dan sebelum menyentuh lokasi hidung dan mulut.
Diare
Diare yang diakibatkan oleh infeksi virus atau bakteri dapat gampang menular untuk orang lain. Apabila si Kecil terpapar diare, segera berikan asupan cairan supaya terhindar dari dehidrasi. Jika diare meningkat sering, segera konsultasikan lebih lanjut ke dokter.
Cacar air
Cacar air adalah salah satu penyakit yang gampang menular pada si Kecil. Sebab, penyakit yang disebabkan infeksi virus varicella zoster ini dapat menular melewati udara, yakni dari cipratan air liur ketika berbicara, batuk atau bersin, dan juga dapat menular kontak langsung ketika bersentuhan langsung dengan luka cacar airnya.
Gejala cacar air mempunyai ciri yang khas, yakni adanya benjolan mengandung cairan di lokasi kulit. Oleh sebab cacar air adalah penyakit virus, supaya masa proses penyembuhannya dapat lebih cepat, maka usahakan untuk menambah daya tahan tubuh si Kecil dengan menggandakan konsumsi makanan bergizi laksana sayur dan buah, serta lumayan istirahat.
Gondongan
Gondongan diakibatkan infeksi virus paramyxovirus. Penyakit ini pun mudah ditularkan melewati udara, yakni dari cipratan air liur yang terbit saat batuk, bersin, atau berbicara.
Konjungtivitis
Konjungtivitis ialah penyakit mata yang diakibatkan bakteri atau virus. Gejala yang sangat umum terjadi ialah mata merah, gatal, dan adanya kotoran mata yang terbit terus-menerus.
Penyakit ini gampang menyebar saat penderitanya menyentuh matanya, kemudian bersentuhan dengan orang beda sebelum membasuh tangannya.
Sebagian besar penyakit di atas gampang ditularkan sebab si Kecil pun belum mengetahui perlindungan diri terhadap sekian banyak jenis penyakit. Oleh karena itu, urgen untuk mengajarkan pada si Kecil tentang teknik mencegah penyakit semenjak dini.
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