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Unwrap Me (1.4k, Dean Winchester/Castiel, M)

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Dean never thought he would make it this far. Nor would he have as many wonderful things that he has now. A home, friends, family, and most importantly love. With a former angel.

Given how normal his life is now, Dean decides he wants to go all out celebrating Christmas. Parties, feasts, and the perfect presents. He wants to get Cas something that will translate everything that resides in his heart. Dean believes he has the right gift, but decides against leading with it. Instead surprising Cas with it after showing him his Christmas best.

Although, during his entire time planning Cas's present, he never wondered what Cas got him...

           Dean adjusts the ribbon wrapped around his waist, tastefully covering his half-hard cock with a large bow; its tails draped over his balls. Assured he looks perfect, Dean turns from the mirror. Texts Cas, letting him know his present is finally ready.

           Cas ☀ (11:45 p.m.): Be there soon. Helping Sam with research.

           “Sammy…” Sighing, Dean sets his phone down on the nightstand closest to his side. “Think you’d take even the smallest break today, since it’s Christmas.”

           Almost Christmas, at least. In fifteen minutes. But before they exchange gifts with their family next morning, Dean and Cas discussed a more intimate setting where they can unwrap each other’s presents. Given how this is the first year they’ll celebrate Christmas as a couple, Dean wanted some privacy. Not solely because of his attire. The lacy ribbon smokescreen for Cas’s real present, safely tucked inside his drawers. And, if well received, his outfit will help perfectly transition into a holiday tradition Dean hopes last many years.

           But, until Sam frees his boyfriend from work, he must wait. “What’s the point of being retired if we’re still cracking open lore?” Dean collapses onto the bed, disturbing scattered rose petals.

           Seconds later, someone knocks at the door. “Dean?” Cas asks, voice muffled, “Is it okay for me to come in?”

           Dean flew forward, cursing under breath. Then muttering prayers how Cas followed his instructions about knocking first. “Gimme a sec, Cas!” Dean tapped his phone, quickly finding the song he downloaded specifically for this moment. Orville Peck’s smooth baritone filtered through speakers he installed earlier, singing ‘Roses Are Falling’. Dean crawls towards the center of his mattress, sitting, cushioned by pillows. Scoops a few petals and peppering his legs with them. “Right!” he calls, stretching languidly, “You can come in!”

           Cas enters, and suddenly Dean’s carefully perfected smolder is extinguished. He throws a hand across his face, hiding his wide grin. Snorts and ducks his head, gaze still trained on his boyfriend.

           “Huh,” Cas says, “I guess great minds do think alike…”

           Dean watches Cas’s hands fall, trench coat parting open like curtains. Reveals a similar ribbon covering his genitals. Though while Dean’s was red, Cas chose green. It matched his boots and novelty cowboy hat: both dyed the same color as Cas’s ribbon. “Yeah,” Dean chuckles while Peck continues his serenade, “I guess so.”

           “I reckon so,” Cas corrects, drawl forcing a shiver up his spine. Visibly, judging Cas’s smug expression. Rolling his eyes, Dean climbs off the bed and advances.

           “Close the door,” he tells Cas, “don’t want to give Sam the gift of trauma.” Then, standing inches from Cas, he amends his previous statement. “More trauma,” he smirks.

           Cas shuts away the outside world, leaving only them. Dean guides Cas’s trench coat off his shoulders, tossing it aside when able. They tear away ribbon, both strips landing in a tangled mess at their feet. He wraps his arms around his boyfriend’s shoulders, kissing him. “Merry Christmas,” he whispers.

           Grip firm along Dean’s hip, Cas guides Dean closer. Chests pressed together, hearts beating the same song. “Merry Christmas, Dean.”

           Playing with the hairs at Cas’s nape, Dean breathes a confession against his neck. “I have another present for you.”

           “You do?” Cas’s fingers tease at his hole, searching, “It doesn’t feel like you do…”

           “Dog.” Dean shoves him off, laughing. “Is sex all you have on your brain?”

           “Forgive me, Dean, but when the most gorgeous man in the entire universe is in my arms – naked – my body succumbs to its most base instincts.” He squeezes at his stiff cock, smirking. “See?”

           Blushing, Dean ignores Cas’s attempts at baiting him. Knocks his hat off with a pointed flick. “Lose the boots, cowboy, and go lay down.”

           Cas obeys, trailing behind him. “I thought you said sex wasn’t your gift?”

           “Are you even curious about what I have?” Dean asks, hovering by his nightstand, “Because I can sit on your dick right now and I can put your real present away for your birthday.” Expression schooled into strenuous thought, he continues, “When is that again?”

           “Okay, okay, I get it…” Cas lies on his side, blue eyes shining with mirth. Like the ocean glittering from the rising sun. “I’ll be quiet, starting… now.”

           Dean sighs, doubtful Cas will keep that promise, but rummages through his drawers for Cas’s present regardless. He finds it well hidden, covered by an old car magazine he saved. Clutching it in his palm, Dean joins Cas. Kneels beside him, excitement wreaking havoc with his nerves. Bouncing, shoulders raised high, neck disappearing, and cheeks straining from his smile, Dean holds a fist out to an expectant Cas.

           “Cas,” he begins, “I – uh… well, I know we only started dating pretty recently, but I’ve loved you way, way longer than that.”

           “I know,” Cas interrupts, sliding his hand under Dean’s chin, cupping it. “You explained so after Jack plucked me from the Empty, right after punching me for making another ‘idiotic deal’, your words… and before our first kiss.” Dean’s joyful spirit flickers, glare piercing. Cas responds with apologetic crinkles, “You’re right… you’re right… quiet now.”

           “Anyway,” Dean continues, “it might seem like we did this all ass-backwards, but I could care less how we got here since here means you and I, together. We get to do whatever we want with the rest of our lives and… there’s no one I’d rather have at my side. In my passenger seat, or – when I’m tired, and need to lay my weary head to rest – on the wheel.” His fingers unfurl like spring flowers, a silver key nestled in his palm. Cas gasps, stare darting between it and Dean. “It’s not a ring,” he says, “because what’s the point in those if we’re legally dead. Besides, we’ve spent so many years running around in circles… never saying what we should have… I’d hate for that to be the symbol of our relationship. This, though, I… Baby’s mine. But –“

           “But you want her to be ours?” Cas finishes, forefinger gently stroking the key. He freezes, wincing at Dean, “Sorry, I did it again.”

           Dean relaxes, handing Cas’s key over. “Nah, I was pretty much done, anyhow.”

           Cas accepts his gift, then launches himself forward. Kisses Dean passionately, embrace drawn long enough that when they break both men pant. “This makes my gift look worse, by comparison, you realize,” he says, squinting, “you thoughtful, romantic bastard. Making me look like a tool.”

           “Hey, I happen to like what you got me,” Dean laughs, smoothing stray hairs from Cas’s temple. His other hand trails lower, brushing his boyfriend’s pubic patch. “Exactly what I’ve been craving.”

           Cas noses at Dean’s cheek, growling. “Oh, has it?”

           “Yep.” He pops the ‘p’, scratching Cas’s scalp while stubble scrapes freckled skin. “Think maybe I can get a taste of your candy cane, sunshine?”

           Laying a hand on Dean’s hand closest to his dick, Cas surprises him by removing it. “Maybe later.”

           “Later?”

           “I’d rather go for a drive,” he suggests, brandishing his new key, “wouldn’t that sound like a nice Christmas treat?”

           “Driving? Now?” Dean splutters, objections loaded like bullets in a gun. However, Cas tilts the argument in his favor, blue eyes wide and soft as if he were a puppy. A dirty trick played during battles Cas knew he would lose. Dean’s defenses crumbled, those bullets clattering on the floor. “I… guess we can. Never too early to get you and Baby better acquainted.” He rises, mournful, “Guess I better find some pants –“

           Cas grabs his wrist, stopping him. “No, Dean,” he says, “there’s no time!” He drags Dean out, ignoring all Dean’s squawked protests. Orville’s voice echoing, phone abandoned in their haste. “We have to drive like this!” he insists.

           “Naked?” Dean hisses, glancing around in case they run across wandering house guests. Any of their extended family Dean stupidly invited to celebrate Christmas with them. “Seriously Cas, why wouldn’t you let me put clothes on? It’s December, it’ll be freezing on the road!”

           Cas pauses at the bend of a corner, frowning. “I doubt it’ll be that cold,” he says. Then, feigned innocence fades into a leer. “If it is, I’m sure we can find ways to stay warm inside Baby. Maybe even fog up her windows…?”

           “A dog,” Dean shakes his head, cheeks ruddy with restrained laughter. “A no-good, conniving hound!” Stomping ahead of him, Dean leads Cas elsewhere. “I know a quicker way to the garage.”

           “I love you.”

           “I love you, too.”

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Another Strange Old House

        Morning of May 1, 2022. Sunday.

        Dream # 20,222-03. 1 min 12 sec read.

        In an unknown location, Zsuzsanna and I live in an unfamiliar house that we may have moved into recently. I have a false recall about it belonging to our current (real-life) landlord. Our youngest daughter is present but only about a year old, yet she talks coherently and wants to go to a park.

        I have to use the bathroom. It is big, but the toilet is unusual. The seat is much higher at the front so that it tips back at a 45-degree angle. It is also more like an elongated oval. The tank is low-set, closer to the floor than the bowl (which would never work in reality). A snowflake design blocks or covers most of the seat. I am puzzled about how other people would use it. I know there is another bathroom in the house, but I do not look for it.

        From my left, as I consider whether I should try to use the bizarre toilet, I hear a male voice say, "Hi." I also hear a woman talking. I wonder if the man was addressing me from the house next door. There are thin white curtains on the large windows, but I can see through them and the windows of the other residence. He says "hi" again, but I do not respond. I wonder if they are puzzled by Zsuzsanna and me recently moving into this strange old house. I also consider they may just be talking to each other.

        For a few minutes, I watch water flow over the entire wall on the opposite side of the bathroom. It seems to be from a leak that has been like this for a long time. Later, I make an amusing comment to Zsuzsanna about us living in "a house that has its own waterfall."

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[Drama CD] 俺様レジデンス —西園寺三兄弟— -Oresama Residence- : Track 04 TRANSLATION

Track 4! This time featuring everyone’s lovable Ran-kun~!

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Track 01 | Track 02 | Track 03 | Track 04 | Track 05 | Track 06 | Track 07 | Sakuran Territory | Free Talk

Track 04 – The Second Son・ Ran

[t/n]: The italics are Ran’s thoughts

[00:00]

*birds chirping*

[00:05]

Ran: Following me all the way to my house is troubling! I’m happy about your feelings but it’s still my private life after all!

Girl 1: That’s because Ran-kun—you haven’t paying attention to us at all lately!

Girl 2: That’s right! As soon as your photoshoot ends, you head straight back home!

Ran: Is that so? I don’t think it’s like that though?

Girl 1: You used to talk to us before…

Girl 2: But nowadays you’re being pretty cold!

Ran: I treat everyone equally—Ah.

*footsteps*

Girl 1: Wait a sec. Ran-kun, are you listening?!

[00:37]

Ran: Welcome back! Did you go shopping? I’ll take your bags.

Ran: *whispering* It’s fine so just play along.

[00:45]

Girl 1: Hey. Who is…that girl?

Ran: Hm? She’s our housekeeper. She recently joined.

Girl 2: Housekeeper?! Holy crap! I’m super jealous‼

Girl 1: Isn’t that unfair?! How nice~! I wanna work in Ran-kun’s house too~‼

Ran: Yes yes. Thank you~! Well, I’m gonna go now so you two be careful on your way back too, okay?

Girl 1: Wha—?! Wait a sec!

Girl 2: You’re kidding! Ran-kun‼

[01:20]

Ran: *sighs* Honestly, coming all the way to a person’s house…it’s troubling, isn’t it?

[01:28]

Ran: Oh they’re my fans. Fans. They wait in the wings for me at job locations or at university and follow me around wherever.

[01:40]

Ran: I’m not at the level of a celebrity! I said this before too but I’m seriously thinking of quitting.

[01:50]

Ran: It’s a waste? What is?

[01:55]

Ran: Hmm… Well, putting on a smile in front of the camera generally works out but it’s not like I’m doing it because I like it. Like the girls from before, there are only people that are solely interested in me for my looks.

Ran: But I guess, it’s easy. Only knowing what I’m like on the outside is fine, after all~!

[02:18]

Ran: Rather than creating a character…I guess you can say I’m just making sure to not get involved in anything troublesome? It’s the best way to make everything go smoothly?

Ran: If I’m smiling, everyone is happy and on top of that they tell me they like me. Then as per their desire, it’s good to stay as their always smiling, ideal Ran-kun, right? My smile is pretty famous, after all.

[02:46]

Ran: Yup. I mean if I do that then everyone—

[02:54]

Ran: Huh?

[02:56]

Ran: For my own sake? What do you mean by that?

[03:05]

Ran: I don’t want to be hated? Me?

Ran: *chuckles* There’s no way it’s like that! I mean, I’m bad with things like ‘like’ and ‘dislike’.

[03: 17]

Ran: Huh? Scared?

[03:24]

Ran: *gasp*

Ran: I didn’t even think of it. That I was scared of being hated.

Ran: No, that’s wrong. I just tried to not notice it. I feel like I actually knew the truth somewhere in my heart. That I absolutely hate the me that’s not needed by anybody and…

Ran: Wait! What’s with this line of thought?! It’s not like me!

[03:58]

Ran: *laughs* Let’s stop, let’s stop~! That’s the end of this depressing talk~!

[04:08]

Ran: Why are you apologizing?

Ran: Well in consideration of that cute face, I’ll forgive you…if you give me kiss.

[04:19]

Ran: Yeah. If you’re gonna apologize then, I’d like you to kiss me a lot with those lovely lips of yours~

[04:28]

Ran: My my, how unfortunate. You’re really strange, aren’t you? I’m telling you to kiss me but you won’t. You’re the only one that’s like that.

[04:41]

Ran: Hmmm~? Then…like all the other girls, if you fall for me, you’ll do it.

[04:52]

Ran: Ehh~? So that’s how it is.

Ran: Is that what it is? What’s different about her from the other girls is that…she has zero interest in me. She doesn’t look at me with greedy upturned eyes or speak to me in a flirty tone. She’s not all over me either. Rather, even if I go after her, she rejects me.

[05:21]

Ran: Hmmm? Then…

Ran: I just need to make you like me.

[05:30]

Ran: Ok ok~! Leave it to me! In order to make you fall for me, Ran-kun will do his best, alright~?

[05:40]

Ran: If she doesn’t have any interest then I’ll just have to draw all of her in. It’s simple. This is a game. And I’ve decided to win this game. After all, I’m desired by anyone and everyone. Because I’m the one everyone loves, Saionji Ran.

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Alabama: 2021 Cotton Bowl Champions

ARLINGTON, Texas -- Have no pity for Cincinnati. The Bearcats wanted to be in the big room with the big boys of college football, and on a big afternoon in Big D they were there, in a College Football Playoff semifinal matchup with the biggest program of them all.

And what happened to the fourth-ranked Bearcats, the first non-Power 5 participant in the eight-year CFP era, was the same fate that has befallen nearly all those who came before them, a roster of brokenhearted teams not from the upstart AAC but hailing from the biggest brand-name, high-dollar conferences.

Yeah, UC, don't feel too bad. Alabama drubbed all of them too.

There will be those who will try to use Cincy's 27-6 loss in the Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic as a platform for their "No one but Power 5 teams from here on out!" arguments. But anyone who watched Friday's game without that preset attitude saw that Cincinnati, which will be a Big 12 member in the near future, laid enough hard licks and came within a few inches on enough close plays (that near recovery of a muffed Bama punt return late in the second quarter of an 11-point game, argh!) to show that the Bearcats deserved to be in Dallas this New Year's Eve.

"So many of those plays were just inches away," Cincinnati linebacker Joel Dublanko bemoaned after the game. "A couple of missed tackles here and there that really cost us. I think we absolutely belong in this game."

If the current and future members of the CFP selection committee were really watching, then they certainly saw cause to be more open-minded about other outlier teams in the future ... well, at least until the playoff finally expands to include them anyway. Then again, who knows? Before including the Bearcats this year, they seemed to work pretty hard to keep the outsiders, well, outside.

"We weren't carrying the flag for anyone but ourselves," Cincy quarterback Desmond Ridder said after being held to 144 yards passing and minus-6 yards rushing. "We wanted it to end differently, wish it could've ended differently. So I'm hoping there are other so-called Group of 5 teams or teams from any conference that can make it in the playoff and show they can compete with the best of the best."

To be clear, the best of the best is still Alabama, aka the defending national champion. Cincinnati competed with the Tide as well as anyone has, which is to say not so much at all.

This was the sixth time that Bama had opened the CFP as the No. 1 team and faced the No. 4 squad. The Tide are now 5-1 in those games, with the only loss coming to eventual national champ Ohio State in the inaugural 2014 CFP. The next four wins came by double digits, over Michigan State (38-0), Washington (24-7), Oklahoma (45-34) and Notre Dame (31-14). On Friday, Cincinnati became the fifth member of that college football blue-blooded but red-faced club.

Alabama head coach Nick Saban came to the 2021 Cotton Bowl with a 5-0 record at AT&T Stadium at the helm of the Tide, with an 8-3 overall CFP mark, a 64-7 record against non-SEC opponents and a 74-8 tally in nonconference plus postseason games. On Friday, Cincinnati added one more Bama win to each of those records.

So, no, Cincinnati, there is nothing fun about one's bandwagon blowing out all four tires and lurching into a ditch. But perhaps it won't sting so badly when you look around that ditch and realize that your fellow residents of the wreckage also include the likes of Ohio State, Georgia and Clemson.

What might hurt is when the Bearcats go back and look at the film of the biggest bowl appearance in the program's nearly 140-year history. They will see in high definition that Alabama's playbook for Cincy was right out of the Tide's typical nonconference playbook: pounding and punching early and often to wear down the legs and psyches of their opponent's thinner roster by the second half.

The Tide opened the game with 10 consecutive run plays. They ran it 47 times in all, nearly twice the number of pass attempts, and monster trucked their way to an Alabama bowl-record 301 yards rushing. By the second half, some wondered why Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback Bryce Young wasn't a larger part of the Bama game plan. His 17 completions, 28 attempts and 181 yards were his lowest outputs of the season. He also threw only his second interception of the year. But he also threw a trio of touchdown passes, the only three times Alabama reached the end zone all night.

Bama implemented its sleeper-hold offense, slowly choking out Cincinnati by methodically and physically moving the ball and letting Will Anderson Jr. take a highlighter pen to his "Why wasn't I on y'all's Heisman ballots?!" essay. The Tide's defense allowed only six points and 218 yards, only 74 of which came on the ground.

Those who will try to argue that Cincinnati didn't belong in the four-team CFP field will point to Bama's approach as the same one the Tide use to routinely drag down the likes of Southern Miss and Mercer. But it's also how they routinely wear down a lot of big-box SEC opponents, as well as every single one of those previous CFP semifinal foes.

An embarrassing night for Cincinnati? Not a chance. That 2015 Michigan State team would take the Bearcats' loss over its own anytime. For that matter, Georgia might even take it over its collapse against Bama in the SEC championship game one month ago.

The Dawgs will have plenty more chances for revenge against the Tide. So might the Spartans. Let's hope that Cincinnati's Cotton Bowl showing earns the Bearcats another shot somewhere down the road, and if not for them, for the next would-be CFP party-crasher.

"I told them I do not want to see them hang their heads," Cincy coach Luke Fickell said. "Because when you get beat like that, there's times you start to wonder why. We never pointed a finger and won't start to point a finger. Those guys deserve the very best."

On Friday they got it. The best team playing in the middle of the best era ever in the 152-year annals of the sport. No one worth their gridiron salt believes in moral victories. But they damn sure believe in losses that can be used to build toward more actual wins on the scoreboard.

"The only thing we can do is learn," preached Ridder, who in all likelihood has played his last game with the Bearcats. "These guys are going to take it in, watch the film and continue to get better and continue and grow and continue to be a greater Cincinnati team in years to come."

College football would be greater for it.

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Discussing a complicated or even outlined idea is actually difficult sufficient. When you need to distill that idea, inform an appealing tale, display your brand name character, as well as provide a solid takeaway—all in an extremely restricted phrase count—it's a freaking magic technique. This why our team view a lot of, effectively, less-than-great explainer video clips.

The issue mostly happens to an absence of understanding. Fortunately, we understand exactly just what creates a great explainer video clip (right below are actually 10 secrets to an incredible one)—and ways to compose a manuscript that guarantees it will certainly be actually incredible. If you have to compose an explainer video clip manuscript script from the ground up or even overhaul your present one, comply with this detailed overview of enhance your tale.

Exactly just what You Have to Understand Around Explainer Video clips

Explainer video clips are actually brief computer cartoon video clips which explain the concept of an item. They are actually mainly utilized through business to present a brand-new as well as distinct item together with its own advantages over the current options. Learn more around the meaning of explainer video clips right below:

Maintaining an Explainer Video clip Brief as well as Concentrated It is frequently the issue that an whiteboard explainer video clip strays far from its own initial function: to discuss an item to audiences within a brief period. Very most explainer video clips are actually 45-90 secs lengthy.

Whenever much shorter compared to forty five secs is actually a limited space to obtain your factor throughout, as well as greater than 90 secs can easily birthed your audiences.

Elements of an Explainer Video clip

Explainer video clips are actually a mix item of a number of aspects that match one another. Let's most likely to the elements of an explainer video clip:

Manuscript Storyboard Voiceover Noise impacts & history songs Computer animation

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Crowds ignore warning and flood Tuscaloosa strip after Alabama crushes Ohio State for nationwide soccer title For the sixth time beneath head coach Nick Saban, the top-ranked Alabama Crimson Tide are nationwide champions, pulling away to defeat No. 3 Ohio State 52-24 on Monday night time at Onerous Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida, in entrance of a crowd of 14,926. Saban now has seven nationwide titles, greater than every other coach in historical past, surpassing the late legendary Crimson Tide coach Paul “Bear” Bryant, who had six. “I am simply blissful that we received tonight,” Saban mentioned. “I actually have not considered that since you’re at all times trying ahead. I simply love this workforce a lot and what they have been capable of do. I am unable to even put it into phrases.” Along with his six championships with Alabama, Saban received the nationwide title when he was on the helm at LSU, with the Tigers profitable the BCS title recreation in 2003. After the sport, a whole bunch of revelers packed a number of blocks of College Boulevard in Tuscaloosa — the College of Alabama’s residence — celebrating the win on a strip recognized for its bars and eating places close to the western fringe of campus. The college and the metropolis’s mayor had requested followers earlier than the sport to keep away from giant gatherings, maintain 6 ft of distance between others and put on masks. Lots of the postgame revelers weren’t carrying face coverings, photos on social media present. The state is also beneath a “safer at residence” order, which usually requires individuals to put on masks after they’re in public and inside 6 ft of others. The celebrations got here as Alabama — just like the nation as an entire — was hovering at or close to all-time highs for common each day new Covid-19 instances and deaths, Johns Hopkins College information present. On the sector, Alabama has received six nationwide titles with Saban within the final 12 seasons, and it is the eleventh time within the final 15 seasons {that a} workforce from the Southeastern Convention has lifted the nationwide crown. When talking to reporters, Saban, 69, mentioned he did not assume anybody compares to Bryant. “His legacy lasted over a protracted, lengthy time period,” Saban mentioned. “All of us have to regulate with the occasions. Clearly issues are a little bit totally different now. The challenges are a little bit bit totally different with the unfold offense, the issues that make it tougher I feel to play good protection nowadays. “I feel Coach Bryant is form of in a category of his personal when it comes to what he was capable of accomplish, what his report is, the longevity that he had and the custom he established. If it wasn’t for Coach Bryant, we’d by no means have the ability to do what we did. I imply, he is the one which made Alabama and the custom at Alabama a spot the place plenty of gamers wished to return. We have been capable of construct on that with nice help.” Alabama quarterback Mac Jones was requested if Saban is the best faculty soccer coach of all time. “Come on, man. In fact he’s,” Jones mentioned. “How may he not be? He does it the appropriate approach. He recruits nicely, however extra importantly develops nice gamers and younger males. I am simply so blessed that he gave me an opportunity to return right here together with all my teammates. I would not commerce it for something. He is the best to ever do it. He’ll be the best for a very long time.” Tide gamers rack up information At 13-0, Alabama ended a dominant season because the nation’s solely undefeated workforce. The Crimson Tide additionally avenged their loss to the Buckeyes within the inaugural School Soccer Playoff semifinals within the 2014 season. Jones, regardless of being hobbled within the second half with what he mentioned was a bone bruise, set or tied a number of CFP title recreation information: His 36 completions (out of 45 makes an attempt) tied Clemson’s Deshaun Watson. Jones’ 464 passing yards surpassed LSU’s Joe Burrow by one yard, and his 5 landing passes tied Burrow for the report. Earlier than leaving after struggling a dislocated finger, DeVonta Smith, the winner of this season’s Heisman Trophy and named the offensive MVP on Monday night time, set the CFP title recreation report with 12 receptions (for 215 yards — a report for many receiving yards in a half of the nationwide championship recreation) and three touchdowns. Najee Harris rushed for 79 yards and two touchdowns and likewise caught seven passes for 79 yards and one landing. Heading into the autumn, the preliminary outlook for these two groups have been fairly totally different. As all through the US, the pandemic wasn’t dealt with in the identical method throughout the faculty soccer panorama. The SEC did not waver, opting to play a conference-only schedule for the 2020 season. Although at occasions impacted by Covid-19 — together with Saban having to overlook his workforce’s recreation towards Auburn after a optimistic check — Alabama had only one recreation postponed, which might ultimately be performed later within the season, towards LSU. “To me, this workforce achieved extra nearly than any workforce,” Saban mentioned. “No disrespect to every other groups that we had or any championship groups. However this workforce received 11 SEC video games. No different workforce has performed that. They received the SEC, went undefeated within the SEC, then they beat two nice groups within the playoffs with no break in between. “That is our fifth recreation in a row, from LSU to Arkansas to Florida to Notre Dame to right here. Performed 13 video games, went undefeated with all of the disruption that we had on this season. I feel there’s fairly a bit to jot down about on the subject of the legacy of the workforce.” 111 faculty soccer video games canceled in 2020 season For Ohio State (7-1), vying to grow to be the primary workforce to win a nationwide championship with simply an 8-0 report since Minnesota did it in 1941, it wasn’t so easy. Actually, it initially appeared like Buckeyes would not get to play in any respect. On August 11, the Massive Ten Convention introduced it was suspending fall sports activities, together with soccer, due to well being and security considerations associated to the pandemic. Simply over a month later, on September 16, the convention reversed course, saying soccer season would resume in late October, which would come with a specification {that a} workforce would wish to play not less than six video games to be eligible for the convention championship recreation. However Covid-19 wreaked havoc on the schedule, and Ohio State needed to cancel its recreation towards Illinois, whereas two different faculties (Maryland and Michigan) canceled towards the Buckeyes due to their very own Covid-19 considerations. That left the Buckeyes, at 5-0, on the surface trying in for the Massive Ten title recreation. On December 9, officers from the Massive Ten voted to amend its coverage, which thereby prolonged Ohio State’s season. The Buckeyes would come again towards Northwestern within the Massive Ten title recreation, after which went on to crush Clemson within the Sugar Bowl School Soccer Playoff semifinal. In accordance with statistics offered by the School Soccer Playoff, Ohio State was one among 15 faculties that had three video games canceled and/or postponed with out being made up. In all, based on the CFP, 111 video games have been canceled all through the season due to the pandemic. The Buckeyes have been with out a few of their key gamers on protection and particular groups heading into Monday’s recreation. Quarterback Justin Fields, banged up from the semifinal Sugar Bowl win towards Clemson, wasn’t 100%. Working again Trey Sermon left the sport after one carry with an upper-body damage, with ESPN reporting he was hospitalized. After the sport, Ohio State head coach Ryan Day mentioned this loss would encourage his gamers which can be returning subsequent season and praised his workforce. “I believed that the tradition of our program, the management of our program, the way in which that our youngsters fought for a season after which got here again, handled all of the adversity alongside the way in which of video games being canceled, guys being out … for us to repeatedly work by way of all of that and get to this second proper right here was an unbelievable success,” Day mentioned. “We wished to win the sport. The purpose was to not get to right here. The purpose was to win the sport. However all that being mentioned, I could not be prouder of our tradition, what our youngsters are made from and the place this system is headed.” Supply hyperlink #Alabama #AlabamacrushesOhioStatetowin6thnationaltitleintheNickSabanera #crowds #crushes #DeVontaSmithsetsCFPtitlegamerecord-CNN #Flood #football #ignore #National #Ohio #state #Strip #title #Tuscaloosa #us #warning

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How to Start Investing in Peer-to-Peer Loans

Back in the day, if you needed a personal loan to start a business or finance a wedding you had to go through a bank. But in recent years, a new option has appeared and transformed the lending industry. Peer-to-peer lending makes it easy for consumers to secure financing and gives investors another type of asset to add to their portfolios. If you're interested in investing in something other than stocks, bonds or real estate, check out our guide to becoming an investor in peer-to-peer loans.

What Is Peer-to-Peer Lending?

Peer-to-peer lending is the borrowing and lending of money through a platform without the help of a bank or another financial institution. Typically, an online company brings together borrowers who need funding and investors who put up cash for loans in exchange for interest payments.

Thanks to peer-to-peer lending, individuals who need extra money can get access to personal loans in a matter of days (or within hours in some cases). Even if they have bad credit scores, they may qualify for interest rates that are lower than what traditional banks might offer them. In the meantime, investors can earn decent returns without having to actively manage their investments.

Who Can Invest in Peer-to-Peer Loans

You don't necessarily have to be a millionaire or an heiress to start investing in peer-to-peer loans. In some cases, you'll need to have an annual gross salary of at least $70,000 or a net worth of at least $250,000. But the rules differ depending on where you live and the site you choose to invest through.

For example, if you're investing through the website Prosper, you can't invest at all if you reside in Arizona or New Jersey. In total, only people in 30 states can invest through Prosper and only folks in 45 states can invest through its competitor, Lending Club.

Certain sites, like Upstart and Funding Circle, are only open to accredited investors. To be an accredited investor, the SEC says you need to have a net worth above $1 million or an annual salary above $200,000 (unless you're a company director, an executive officer or you're part of a general partnership). Other websites that work with personal loan investors include SoFi, Peerform and CircleBack Lending.

Keep in mind that there may be limitations regarding the degree to which you can invest. According to Prosper's site, if you live in California and you're spending $2,500 (or less) on Prosper notes, that investment cannot be more than 10% of your net worth. Lending Club has the same restrictions, except that the 10% cap applies to all states.

Becoming an Investor

If you meet the requirements set by the website you want to invest through (along with any other state or local guidelines), setting up your online profile is a piece of cake. You can invest through a traditional account or an account for your retirement savings, if the site you're visiting gives you that option.

After you create your account, you'll be able to fill your investment portfolio with different kinds of notes. These notes are parts of loans that you'll have to buy to begin investing. The loans themselves may be whole loans or fractional loans (portions of loans). As borrowers pay off their personal loans, investors get paid a certain amount of money each month.

If you don't want to manually choose notes, you can set up your account so that it automatically picks them for you based on the risk level you're most comfortable with. Note that there will likely be a minimum threshold that you'll have to meet. With Lending Club and Prosper, you can invest with just $25. With a site like Upstart, you have to be willing to spend at least $100 on a note.

Should I Invest in Peer-to-Peer Loans?

Investing in personal loans may seem like a foreign concept. If you're eligible to become an investor, however, it might be worth trying.

For one, investing in personal loans isn't that difficult. Online lenders screen potential borrowers and ensure that the loans on their sites abide by their rules. Investors can browse through notes and purchase them.

Thanks to the automatic investing feature that many sites offer, you can sit back and let an online platform manage your investment account for you. That can be a plus if you don't have a lot of free time. Also, by investing through a retirement account, you can prepare for the future and enjoy the tax advantages that come with putting your money into a traditional or Roth IRA.

As investments, personal loans are less risky than stocks. The stock market dips from time to time and there's no guarantee that you'll see a return on your investments. By investing in a peer-to-peer loan, you won't have to deal with so much volatility and you're more likely to see a positive return. Lending Club investors, for example, have historically had returns between 5.26% and 8.69%.

But investing in peer-to-peer loans isn't for everyone. The online company you're investing through might go bankrupt. The folks who take out the loans you invest in might make late payments or stop paying altogether.

All of that means you could lose money. And since these loans are unsecured, you can't repossess anything or do much to recoup your losses.

You can lower your investment risk by investing in different loans. That way, if someone defaults, you can still profit from the loan payments that the other borrowers make. But if you don't have enough loans in your portfolio you're putting yourself in a riskier predicament.

Final Word

If you're looking for a way to add some diversity to your portfolio, investing in peer-to-peer loans might be something to think about. There are plenty of benefits that you can reap with this kind of investment. Before setting up an account, however, it's important to be aware of the risks you'll be taking on.

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1. last drink: hot chocolate 2. last phone call: Nemo :) 3. last text message: my roommate telling her when I'm coming back 4. last song you listened to: Mr. Brightside 5. last time you cried: I can't actually remember 6. dated someone twice? no 7. kissed someone and regretted it? no 8. been cheated on? no 9. lost someone special? my grandpa and a few residents at work I was really attached to 💔 10. been depressed? yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up? 13 times bc of hockey socials. they go hard on dumb freshers (me)

fave colors: 12. yellow 13. red 14. purple in the last year have you… 15. made new friends? yes 16. fallen out of love? no 17. laughed until you cried? yeah! 18. found out someone was talking about you? yes, the tour sec was really confused and trying to figure out who I am. she was asking everyone, bc my official first name and what everyone calls me is different 😂 19. met someone who changed you? ofc, I'm constantly changing and learning something new from everyone I meet 20. found out who your friends are? err, no? what? 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? no general 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? all of them 23. do you have any pets? I wish 😭 24. do you want to change your name? no but only bc it's too much effort 25. what did you do for your last birthday? celebrated with family in London. Went to comic con and then a sushi restaurant and then a comedy show. Had cake. :D 26. what time did you wake up today? I woke up briefly at 10am but went back to sleep and got up at 12pm 27. what were you doing at midnight last night? rapping/singing in a karaoke room with 10 friends eating Chinese food and predrinking for the club 28. what is something you can’t wait for? Finding meeting Nemo ❤️ 30. what are you listening to right now? What If The Storm Ends by Snow Patrol 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? yes 32. something thats getting on your nerves? My family not communicating with each other and using me as a middle man. I have my own shit to do, why can't they just talk to each other directly instead 😩 33. most visited website: Google 34. hair color: dyed brown (from black) 35. long or short hair: either 36. do you have a crush on someone: my gf 37. what do you like about yourself: I'm open to new experiences 38. want any piercings? no 39. blood type: A+ 40. nicknames: my roommate regrettably calls me Bunny Bun 😂 41. relationship status: Nemo accepted my very delayed gf application form so :D 42. zodiac: Gemini 43. pronouns: she/her 44. fave tv shows: Person of Interest, Warehouse 13, Steven Universe 45. tattoos: fuck yeah. (I mean I don't have any yet but other people having them is 👀 💯 👌) 46. right or left handed: right 47. ever had surgery: no 48. piercings: ears 49. sport: field hockey! other things I try to do (key word being try) are football, karate, netball and rugby. 50. vacation: Germany, Greece and Australia!! People I love are there. 51. trainers: yes. (What's the question here?) more general 52. eating: sweets 53. drinking: nothing 54. I’m about to watch: One Day at a Time 55. waiting for: March 17 56. want: to remain healthy mentally and physically 57. get married: yeah. I mean no rush but working in a care home made me realise. It really sucks not having life partners when you're older. Doesn't even have to be a spouse. Even just committed friends or family etc. who would visit and be there for you no matter what. Keep you company. The commitment to love each other and be there for each other? Worth it. Having someone who cares to share small life details with is nice. When you get older and health starts acting up and people move on in different directions and are busy with their own lives and troubles... having a Person is good. I'm glad my parents have and love each other. 58. career: haha a what now which is better 59. hugs or kisses: hugs 60. lips or eyes: eyes 61. shorter or taller: either 62. older or younger: I'll say older bc I'm 18 and wouldn't date anyone under 18 63. nice arms or stomach: arms 64. hookup or relationship: relationship 65. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant have you… 66. kissed a stranger: no 67. drank hard liquor: shots shots shots shots shots 68. lost glasses: only temporarily 😂 69. turned someone down: yes 70. sex on first date: no 71. broken someone’s heart: no 72. had your heart broken: I've broken my own heart lmao 73. been arrested: no 74. cried when someone died: yes 75. fallen for a friend: do you believe in 76. yourself: yes 77. miracles: no 78. love at first sight: IMO love is a choice you have to make over and over again so. I mean. Sure. You can approach anyone new you meet with the intent to love them. Is that love at first sight? 79. santa claus: no 80. kiss on a first date: yes 81. angels: no other 82. best friends name: Caitlin 83. eye color: dark brown 84. fave movie: Atomic Blonde 85. fave actor: Amy Acker. Easy 😂

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Social Media Video Marketing

According to data from Cisco, Social Media Video Marketing are king and are poised to remain so, with a predicted 80% of all traffic consisting of video by 2021. According to TechCrunch people watch 1 billion hours of YouTube social video per day and.

So, no matter what your business is, it should be a key part of your content strategy. In case you’ve by no means done it before, or you’ve tried out and aren’t purchasing returns, where does a person begin?

However, there are plenty of methods and opportunities on the market right away - here is the dysfunction of the fundamental principles. You decide you or a very few that fits your budget and business along with other interpersonal methods.

What is So Great About Training video?

The appeal of social websites video clip is rather relatively easy: Inside of a globe exactly where we are repeatedly swamped by online texts that seem so far off and impersonal, going to a person’s experience and seeing and hearing them discuss is important. It provides an up-near-and-very own becoming and gives genuineness to the person’s text also. This equates to much higher have confidence in.

Footage can be very versatile. We could set up at least one or a couple of minimal snippets that work as placeholders and trade name-making software for our own business and sharere and share-write about as time goes by and all over unique networks.

And even though there are various stylish, interesting factors we can easily do (greater-outstanding videos will keep having a edge against your competitors), we could also ensure that it stays tremendous basic. Frequently simply a brief but highly effective message in the convenience of our residential can say a whole lot more compared to a txt-intense blog or an way too-salesy advertisement.

Before starting

An amazing Vimeo or video marketing technique normally takes some thinking about, and dependent upon the standard you are interested in; you ought to discuss with an authority or agent for help. But regardless of whether you are doing this, it is crucial that you have a very obvious perception of the reason you are doing it in the first instance.

As with every other part of information, your video or videos line may have a telephone call to move (CTA) that’s linked to a good discounts and/or selling impartial.

•How does it fit in with your on the whole methodology?

•What the heck is your CTA?

•Which type of becoming would you like the video of having?

•Whereby if are you feeling thinking of spreading it on social websites?

•How might it fit into the buyer’s journey?

•What persona thinking of focusing?

Buyer’s Pursuit Overview

Recollect that you are currently attempting to have apleasant and frictionless, and steer go through that fills up a buyer’s demand at a given time on the experience. So, if you are selling a course for instance, make the value explicitly clear, if you are working on general brand awareness, create a story, and.

Here are some suggestions for making your movie in accordance with what point in the voyage you happen to be at:

1. Recognition

You may be developing a story and offering precious more knowledge about your services or products. You want to keep video tutorialshort and helpful, and inspirational or enjoyable. Your CTA can lead to a website landing page or maybe more in depth content and articles to assist you to the audience entry some one of a kind data.

2. Awareness

The individual is interested in an acquisition and possibly looking around on line for assorted choices. So, you need to be clear about differentiation, here. To the current final, you will want to make the recording just a little much longer, consist of demos and recommendations, for instance. You really need to display the product or service and this is why movie visuals and explainers can be hugely beneficial.

3. Decision

Your consumer is about to invest in and it is advisable to get this an even, straightforward activity. You should also be sure that the clients is like they also have control over accomplishing this. You may earn absolutely sure they fully grasp definitely how to use, assemble and return supplements, for example.

4. Cultivate / Re-engage

If someone has made a purchase or even came close to it, you can always come back around to them and remind them about your product and all the amazing things that your company is doing.

In this article you will have the time to take care of previous customers, amazement them, delight them, thank them, where you can tiny pleasure fascinating.

You can also include videos and testimonials from other people here, or offer opportunities for customers to interact with each other around your brand.

Varieties of Video tutorial

You can find diverse formats of video tutorial it is possible to elect to market your item. Below are a few different kinds Social Media Video Marketing

•Explainers

•Vlogs or dwell

•Interview

•Displays

•Product reviews

•Demos

•Video recording postings

So, which is best to use? It actually varies according to your level and budget of expertise. Or an out-of-this-world script, you’ll want to hire a digital marketing or video production company to create something professional, if you want a slick and professional look.

The time is the ideal training video measurements?

HubSpot endorses these measures for online videos:

•Instagram: 30 seconds

•Facebook: 45 secs

•Facebook or myspace: one minute

•You tube: 2 a short time

You will make sure distance is somewhat related to route intent. Faster is better simply because of our quick curiosity spans - it is possible quickly and cheaply. Use graphics to guarantee your clients is active - a super easy slideshow and a couple of pleasurable images will work delights.

A prolonged training video comes with some positive aspects, incorporating promoting far more significance and better in-range justification. But it’s preferred restricted to complex or higher-technician different kinds of setups that basically necessitate the data. An effective guideline is: never have a very good in length training video for absolutely no reason.

Showing your Training video

For your website or blog, you’ll have the option to post or embed a video - everything need to be quite personal-explanatory. What’s more strategic and effective is that you’ll want to do some pretty extensive video marketing on social media channels.

Below are some tips for optimum train:

Comprise captions on any autoplay films, keep them on calm, and never place them upon your main page. You never need to interrupt people’s interpersonal experience with an unexpected loud advertorial that simply should get when it comes to exactly what they are doing - you would like them to come to you.

•Be certain that training videos are phone welcoming - mobile or portable is emperor at the moment, and all that you do must be totally seen over a range of several units.

•Optimize your video according to the best practices and SEO standards for a particular platform.

•Hold all sorts of things on YouTube with an well prepared selection.

•Utilize A/B testing to view what points during the daytime your training videos get observed when the maximum proposal is.

•Include your footage with several types of article content.

•Excess visuals can be extremely useful, particularly on websites like Instagram and Snapchat - you can contribute captions about top of helpful photos simultaneously.

Decide upon channels that are great for your objective/manufacturer. LinkedIn, like, has lots of space so you might discuss numerous written content, including slideshows, video recordings and personal blogs. It’s a terrific spot talk with other experts in your own arena.

Have factors really fast and sorted on Facebook! Hashtags and by hand designed captions tend to be crucial on this website.

Go Enjoy

Exist footage will continue to make up the center create about 10 Percent of page views by 2021. Instagram are located remains to be a sizzling hot system for everyone and anyone make use of. Videos only stay up for 24 hours and are posted in a real-time format. That's the allure of it.

It’s extremely relatively easy to try out, too. All you do is swipe up to the Instagram Stories Digital camera and it will tell some many others to enjoy.

Facebook reside overly is one other way to rise shut and personal with a true-time style with an option of allowing for users to react and leave statements.

Advise for applying Facebook . com Are living:

•Reviews are in real time but could be to some extent overdue

•It’s not suitable for communication and interaction for that substantial visitors but can definitely be a good choice for delivering an in close proximity and personal come to feel into an party or critical news

•Ideal for everyday, day-to-day posts in addition (just have them small)

•Do please let your audience know upfront that you’ll be doing a enjoy training video

•Get a small number of primary personal channels to discuss the are located footage on in addition

•Look at developing a footage with significance that could be re-distributed subsequently - you can submit to Metacafe and update it as well.

•Make use of engagement and comments to shape your video

•Include the recording into other sorts of material like electronic mail blasts

Improving for Research & Monitoring Good results

The name with your videos is required to be special and value-driven. Also something that they will find on the web, although you need to remember that this is not just something that people are finding via your brand channel.

So, using your brand and company as a part of the title is really crucial here if it’s a demo or product overview. To that extent, a title that is generally useful can also bring them to their brand, but it must add value and be related. You have to continue to maintain it as concise as you can.

Specifications are really crucial and could encompass key phrases. They will likely be created for the two search consumers and engines to ensure you cannot just compose a list of key terms.

YouTube’s search term resource just might help you get keywords and phrases around your current content and you can use it that may help you look into new tips for link and topics them with your websites along with other material together with make use of it to build video footage postings

You may use Search engines Analytics to understand more to do with the way your videos are carrying out, that is monitoring them and a great deal extra. This can be a powerful way to acquire a dependable understanding of what communal channels your video tutorials are engaging in the best quality, the place they will be actually being revealed. Continue all kinds of things on document and constantly be employing it to improve your system.

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New top story from Time: Here’s What It’s Like in the Bahamas After It Was Devastated by Hurricane Dorian

Bahamians are scrambling to respond to a catastrophic Category 5 hurricane that the nation’s Prime Minister has described as a “historic tragedy” since the slow-moving storm made landfall Sunday. Hurricane Dorian has claimed at least 20 lives and destroyed many buildings, especially on the islands of Grand Bahama and Abaco.

Governments and nonprofits from are offering money, workers and other aid to help with the rescue and recovery effort. According to the Red Cross, about 45% of the homes on Grand Bahama and Abaco — about 13,000 houses — are believed to be severely damaged or destroyed as a result of the storm, and some 62,000 people will need clean drinking water, the Associated Press reports. U.N. officials said that more than 60,000 people will need food assistance.

At the same time, Bahamians have carried out their own efforts to account for loved ones, posting frantic photos and notes on Facebook and WhatsApp begging for word about missing friends and family members.

Here’s what to know about the devastation the Bahamas is facing now that Dorian has roared through.

What is the hurricane’s death toll?

Brendan Smialowski—AFP/Getty ImagesResidents pass damage caused by Hurricane Dorian on Sept. 5, 2019, in Marsh Harbour, Great Abaco Island in the Bahamas.

Prime Minister Hubert Minnis said at a press conference Wednesday that at least 20 people have been confirmed dead after the storm — and warned that the number of dead may rise. He declined to give specific details about the deceased.

“So many families have been impacted by the devastation, including those trapped during the storm,” Minnis said Wednesday. “Just about every Bahamian throughout the country has been worried about loved ones on Grand Bahama and Abaco.”

How bad is the destruction?

Miami Herald—TNS via Getty ImagesAliana Alexis of Haiti stands on the concrete slab of what is left of her home after destruction from Hurricane Dorian in an area called “The Mudd” at Marsh Harbour in Great Abaco Island, Bahamas on Thursday, Sept. 5, 2019.

Much of the severe damage appears to be concentrated on the Abaco islands, a chain of islands in the northern Bahamas known as a boating destination. The Prime Minister said Tuesday that parts of Abaco are 60% destroyed.

Local communities within the Abaco islands have reported significant damage. A community known as The Mudd, which was built over time by Haitian immigrants, was “razed” by the storm, according to the AP. Most of the houses in Marsh Harbour, one of the largest towns in Abaco, were destroyed by the storm, the Miami Herald has reported.

Minnis said that most homes on Grand Bahama seem to have sustained “minor damage,” and he said he’s personally seen damage to homes, infrastructure and other buildings.

The Bahamas’ southern islands, including its capital, Nassau, were not affected by the storm.

The Category 5 hurricane was both powerful and slow-moving. When it made landfall, Hurricane Dorian had sustained winds of up to 185 mph. Moving as slowly as 1 or 2 mph, the hurricane arrived in the Bahamas on Sunday and did not have the all-clear until Wednesday morning.

What are the relief efforts?

Other countries, private companies and nonprofits have mobilized to support the relief effort in the Bahamas, although the nation has faced challenges as it’s worked to prepare airports and a harbor damaged by the storm into a position to receive much-needed support.

Ravelle Dean, a volunteer with the Bahamas’ National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) who is designated to speak on behalf of the agency, tells TIME that two of Abaco’s three airports are now open to private planes. The Sandy Point Airport was unaffected by the storm, and Marsh Harbour was reopened on Thursday morning. Treasure Cay Airport is open only to rescue and recovery helicopters.

However, aircraft need to receive permits from NEMA to enter the airports, and the agency has been “inundated” with calls, Dean says.

“There’s definite frustration on some people’s ends,” she adds. “We’re trying to go as fast as we can.”

The U.S. Coast Guard has sent crews to help with the relief response; as of Thursday morning, the Coast Guard said it had rescued 135 people and six pets in the Bahamas since the beginning of the storm. The Coast Guard also provided a helicopter for Prime Minister Minnis to survey the aftermath of the storm.

At the direction of @POTUS and at the request of the Prime Minister, @DHSgov is working with the Government of the Bahamas & is grateful to the @USCG and @CBP for their efforts to aid ongoing recovery efforts and those severely injured on the island following Hurricane #Dorian. pic.twitter.com/lqIk5tKGgc

— Acting Sec. Kevin McAleenan (@DHSMcAleenan) September 5, 2019

The United Nations has pledged $1 million in aid, and the U.N. World Food Program has bought eight tons of ready-to-eat meals that it is working to bring to the Bahamas. Canada has also pledged $500,000 to the relief effort, according to Minnis.

Carnival Cruise Line has partnered with Tropical Shipping and NEMA to bring food and supplies donated in Florida to the Bahamas. The Micky and Madeleine Arison Family Foundation and Carnival pledged $2 million to recovery and relief effort; Disney Cruise Line also pledged $1 million to relief efforts, Minnis said.

AFP Photo / UK MOD / CROWN COPYRIGHT 2019Members of the Humanitarian and Disaster Relief (HADR) team from The Royal Fleet Auxiliary ship Mounts Bay deliver aid to the Islanders of Great Abaco in The Bahamas on September 4, 2019.

What can you do to help?

NEMA has set up the Bahamas Disaster Relief Fund, and posted instructions on Twitter for how to donate.

⚠️ #HurricaneDorian Information for #Bahamas ⚠️ https://t.co/uDUWAeCNmS

— NewsNetNews (@NewsNetNews) September 5, 2019

A number of other organizations are also collecting donations for the Bahamas, including the American Red Cross, Americares and World Central Kitchen, the nonprofit founded by celebrity chef José Andrés, who has been on the ground in the Bahamas and shared images of devastation.

This is what it’s like on the ground in Marsh Harbor on Abaco… captured by our @WCKitchen assessment drone. #ChefsForBahamas pic.twitter.com/aYuqFueNho

— José Andrés (@chefjoseandres) September 5, 2019

via https://cutslicedanddiced.wordpress.com/2018/01/24/how-to-prevent-food-from-going-to-waste

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Facebook Privacy Scandal – A Privacy Breach That Calls For The First Information Privacy Law In The U.S.

Ashley Zhu, Vanderbilt University Class of 2022

May 21, 2019

Are you using Facebook? If yes, have you ever worried that the comments or photos you posted on Facebook would be harvested by third party businesses without your consent? Have you ever worried that your private information would be leveraged as bargaining chips on the table of big tech companies? Or have you worried that your personal data would be used by politicians to influence election results?

If you have had those worries, unfortunately, there is evidence that your concerns have become reality. Facebook has been stuck in a series of privacy scandalsfor two years and is currently under federal investigation[1]. According to Business Insider, Facebook asked for email passwords and "harvested the email contacts of 1.5 million users without their knowledge or consent”when new users set up their Facebook account [2]. In addition, according to about 4,000 pages of leaked company documents, Facebook leveraged users’ personal data as bargaining chips to consolidate partnerships and combat competitors [3]. In order to develop and maintain partnerships, Facebook rewarded “favored companies by giving them access to the data of its users”[3]. For example, Facebook gave “Microsoft's search engine Bing access to see all of a user's friends without the user's consent, let Netflix and Spotify read a user's private messages and allowed Amazon to gather names and contact information”due to the money it spent on Facebook advertising and its partnership with Facebook to launch the Fire smartphone [4]. In order to combat competitors, “Facebook denied access to user data for a messaging app that had grown too popular and was viewed as a competitor, according to the documents.” [3]

Despite those disturbingprivacy violations that affect millions of users, one of the most infamous Facebook privacy leak is the Cambridge Analytica Scandal. In the scandal, a personality test on Facebook collected the data of 305,000 people who took the test and the public data of up to 87 million people whowere Facebook friends of those who took the test. The data was then sold to Cambridge Analytica, a political consultancy firm that allegedly used the data to psychologically profile U.S. voters. [5]

                        https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48057433?intlink_from_url=https://www.bbc.com/news/topics/c81zyn0888lt/facebook-cambridge-analytica-scandal&link_location=live-reporting-story

In spite of the series of Facebook privacy breach that tremendously undermine users’ privacy rights, the U.S. has no comprehensive information privacy lawsin effect currently. The absence of such a law makes it challenging for the federal government to regulatebig tech companies and penalize those breaking the privacy laws in order to protect people’s privacy rights.Given that there is no federal information privacy law in effect,Facebook’s data collection and handling practicesin the U.S. areonly regulated by the 2011 agreement between Facebook and the Federal Trade Commission.

To understand how the U.S. government regulates Facebook in the privacy arena, it is essential to introduce the Federal Trade Commission, its responsibilities and authorities, and its reaction to the recent Facebook privacy lapses. The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) is a federal agency with investigative and law enforcement authority to enforce both consumer protection and antitrust laws [6]. The consumer protection statutes enforced by the FTC grant it authority to regulate “unfair or deceptive acts or practices” (15 U.S.C. Sec. 45(a)(1)). In particular, the FTC’s enforcement power over “unfair practices” gives it authority to regulate and penalize big tech companies such as Facebook that commit privacy breaches. Following an investigation, theFTC may initiate an enforcement action if it has "reason to believe" that the law is being or has been violated [6].

In response to the series of Facebook’s privacy violations, the FTC has conducted an investigation and “renewed their calls for Congress to create a national privacy law that would regulate how big tech companies like Facebook and Google collect and handle user data” on May, 8th[7].If Congress responds to the FTC’s appeal by enacting the country’s first comprehensive information privacy law, the FTC will be granted more authority and policing power to regulate big tech companies while protectingpeople’s privacy rights.

Compared to the U.S. that has not passed any national information privacy laws, the EU passed General Data Protection Regulation that will go into effect on May, 25th. General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) replaces the outdated 1995 Data Protection Directive and “restricts the way businesses collect, store and export people’s personal data” [8].

GDPR highlights users’ consent, articulating that “processing personal data is generally prohibited, unless it is expressly allowed by law, or the data subject has consented to the processing” [9]. In order to ensure users give their consent voluntarily without ambiguity, GDPR requires companies to “replace long terms and conditions filled with legalese with simple-to-digest consent requests”[8]. Users are also given the “right to be forgotten,”“which means companies must delete someone’s data if they withdraw their consent for it to be held” [8]. The companies are also obliged by GDPR to make the process of withdrawing consent as easy as giving consent [8].

Moreover, GDPR prohibits companies from “collecting extra information at the point of sign-up just in case;” instead, they have to collect data for a specific business purpose and make the data subject informed about the purpose and how they will make use of the data [8]. If this requirement had taken effect prior to the privacy breach whereFacebookharvested the email contacts of 1.5 million users when they opened their Facebook account, it would have prevented this data violation effectively.

Finally, GDPR allows the regulators to fine up to 4% of the companies’ global revenue. Therefore, ifFacebook whose global revenue is $55.8 billion in 2018 breaks the terms of GDPR after it takes effect on May, 25th, it will face a fine of up to $2.2 billion [10]. The fine will bepredominantlyhigher than the highest fine Facebook has ever received for a privacy breach– the fine UK imposed on Facebook for the Cambridge Analytica Scandal which was merely£500,000($645,150) [11].

The emphasis on users’ consent, stricter conditions on data collection, and heavy fines dictated by GDPR provide greater protection for the privacy rights of the EU residents. In general, GDPR is one of the strictest information privacy laws in effect in the world. Thus, it provides a good example that American legislators can model the country’s first information privacy law after by learning from its effectiveness and avoiding its potential drawbacks after GDPR takes effect on May, 25th

It is obvious that a strict U.S. information privacy law comparable to GDPR is desperately in need to protect the privacy rights of U.S. users. The absence of such a law contributes to an imbalance between the power of big tech companies and that of users by giving companies unchecked freedom to collect user data and regulators feeble policing power to regulate and fine the data misuse. However, the good news is that the FTC is calling for the enactment of the country’s first information privacy law in the testimony before the Congress. It is easy to envision how the law will drastically challenge the imbalance of power by giving users much more protection against data collection without their giving consent. Hopefully, GDPR and the enactment of the first information privacy law in the U.S. will be the first step towards hope for privacy protection in the social media age.

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[1]Romm, T. “Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said to be under close scrutiny in federal privacy probe.”Retrieved from https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/04/19/federal-investigation-facebook-could-hold-mark-zuckerberg-accountable-privacy-sources-say/?utm_term=.48b18a32c866

[2]Doffman, Z. “1.5m Users Hit By New Facebook Privacy Breach As Extent Of Data Misuse Exposed.”Retrieved from https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2019/04/18/facebook-illegally-harvested-data-from-1-5m-users-as-it-leveraged-its-data-machine/#c20fec76a2e6

[3]Solon, O.&FarivarMark, C.“Zuckerberg leveraged Facebook user data to fight rivals and help friends, leaked documents show.”Retrieved from https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/mark-zuckerberg-leveraged-facebook-user-data-fight-rivals-help-friends-n994706

[4] Blumenthal, E. “Facebook's latest privacy scandal: What we know about the company's handling of user data.”Retrieved from https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2018/12/19/facebooks-latest-privacy-scandal-what-we-know-now/2361257002/

[5]“Facebook broke Canada privacy laws, watchdog says.”Retrieved from https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48057433?intlink_from_url=https://www.bbc.com/news/topics/c81zyn0888lt/facebook-cambridge-analytica-scandal&link_location=live-reporting-story

[6]https://www.ftc.gov/about-ftc/what-we-do/enforcement-authority

[7]Kang, C.“F.T.C. Commissioners Back Privacy Law to Regulate Tech Companies.”Retrieved fromhttps://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/08/business/ftc-hearing-facebook.html

[8]“How Europe's 'breakthrough' privacy law takes on Facebook and Google.”Retrieved from https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/apr/19/gdpr-facebook-google-amazon-data-privacy-regulation

[9]“Consent.”Retrieved from https://gdpr-info.eu/issues/consent/

[10]Facebook: Annual revenue 2018 | Statistic. Retrieved from https://www.statista.com/statistics/268604/annual-revenue-of-facebook/

[11]Woollacott, E. “Facebook Fined $645,150 Over Cambridge Analytica Scandal - And Is Told It's Getting Off Lightly.” Retrieved from https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmawoollacott/2018/10/25/facebook-fined-645150-over-cambridge-analytica-scandal-and-is-told-its-getting-off-lightly/#705c523c2c34

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in stormcast you mentioned that every other johnny is bi/pan but ults johnny is gay and also mentioned that you went through a lot of careful examination to come to that conclusion? is there anything that stands out about why ults johnny is clearly more boy leaning? (i really ought to start signing the, what, four anons ive asked about ults johnny as like ultimate anon or something im really just very desperate for people to actually talk about 1610)

Hi Ultimate Johnny anon! I’m more than happy to chat about 1610 with you – I think ultimately (badumpsh) we’re going to have to do a proper 1610 Johnny issue of Stormcast, when I can mention Ultimate Marvel without prompting the Yuuhy edition of “we need to delete 45 minutes of this.” So as per usual “careful examination” means “a lot of twitter conversation between your @johnnystormcast hosts and also @teenbrigade“ but yeah okay I’m about to scan the text waaaay too closely for a sec. Here’s my reasoning behind the headcanon:

So first off, while 616 Johnny has a truly disastrous love life, Ultimate Johnny has basically no love life. Two issues is a long relationship for him and he has no actual serious relationships. He expresses a lot of interest in girls initially within his story, but with one notable exception that I’m going to get to later, it’s entirely on the physical side. (Again, as opposed to 616 Johnny, who wants to Fall In True Love and Get Married. I have a lot of thoughts about 616 Johnny and the typical male superhero model but that is another post entirely.) As one of his girlfriends notes, “It’s like your afraid of your own feelings.”

But with guys? Ultimate Johnny pays a lot of attention to guys. He comments to Ben that his eyes are the same before and after the accident, which is notable because Johnny knew Ben for like five whole minutes before they were transformed, so he must have really been looking at his face in those five minutes. Later, when Ben is pursuing Liz Allan, who has fire powers in Ultimate Marvel, Johnny asks him if it’s not some sort of weird power transference thing and it’s not him Ben’s really in love with. When Ben molts his rocky shell, Johnny as well as Sue (who would propose marriage to Ben at the end of this story) gets touchy. (Ask me about how the Storms have similar taste in men, a totally different post altogether.)

And then there’s Peter. Ultimate Johnny adores Spider-Man like, from the first minute. At the bonfire on the beach in Ultimate Spider-Man #68 (a group date, which is Ultimate Johnny’s favorite kind of date, and I’m going to get to that), he says “I love that guy” when Spider-Man comes up in conversation. He’s awestruck and impressed by Spider-Man when they meet face-to-mask for the first time (which is specifically on Mary Jane’s suggestion that Peter should go cheer Johnny up). Peter is Johnny’s inspiration to use his powers to help other people. Later, after the mask comes off, he uses Peter as an excuse to get out of a date he doesn’t want to be on and generally seems to want to be around him, showing up at his school after a bad date and going to the beach with Peter’s group of friends.

After his father dies in the Ultimatum wave and the Fantastic Four break up, Johnny disappears for a while. When he makes his return (exhausted and beaten up, something that’s never explained) it’s to Peter’s house in Queens, not to his sister. Peter seems to give him a sense of security – he’d rather repeat high school and live with three other teenagers in Queens than go stay with Sue in her science tower.

Look at how cute this hug is.

In fact, the only girl 1610 Johnny displays 616 Johnny’s tendency to go “hi we just met but I LOVE YOU and we should GET MARRIED I’ve already named our 8 children which I will stay-at-home parent” is Ultimate Jessica Drew, who is not the 1610 counterpart of 616 Jessica Drew but instead a clone of Peter Parker.

Johnny doesn’t know she’s Peter’s clone but he does know she’s a spider-powered brunette and at one point asks Peter if she’s his cousin, so I think it’s fair to say the resemblance to Peter probably plays into things here.

After Peter’s death, instead of staying with May Parker (like Gwen does) or returning home, he goes with Bobby Drake (another resident of May Parker’s Home For Wayward Youths) to Kitty’s mutant underground in the Morlock tunnels, where his main connection is to Bobby. 

Ultimate Johnny also really, really, really likes double-dating. He mostly suggests it with Peter and Bobby, but he went on a double date early in Ultimate Fantastic Four with Ben&Alicia where Alicia set him up with one of her friends. He proceeded to be completely uninterested in Alicia’s friend. 

On the last double date we see him go on (which is almost certainly the last double date period, since after Peter’s death Bobby and Johnny join the mutant underground, ultimately leading to Johnny’s capture and imprisonment), he has this conversation with Bobby while walking home:

“But would you want to kiss a girl who only wanted to make out with you because you were Iceman?” is some pretty big character development for a guy who claimed to be a totally different celebrity to score a date with a girl at the beginning of Ultimate Fantastic Four. Notably at this point we don’t really see Johnny pay romantic attention to any girl. So I do headcanon that Ultimate Johnny used double dates as a way to go on a date with a guy he liked (primarily Peter and Bobby) without ever actually having to ask the guy out. 

I think a lot of Ultimate Johnny’s story is about him learning what he actually wants: his desire to be around people his own age (USM 68), his desire to be a superhero (USM 69), his desire to live with Peter and May Parker and to have a normal, stable life, and I think ultimately his desire to be romantically involved with a man. But also the Ultimate universe is dead now and Johnny was pretty much totally out of the picture by the end of it so. Jazz hands.

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seventeen as things that happened/were said in my ap chemistry class

Seungcheol: me handing out cough drops/paper/aspirin to every single poor soul in need / “I don’t trust you guys with cyanide..” Jeonghan: my teacher giving me the nickname Nurse Jackie™ because i gave him cough drops and tissues on several occasions / My teacher crawling into the school vents, messing with the wiring, and getting more cool air to flow into his room to cancel out the heat from the chillers for his fishtank Joshua: a boy who has the same name played the piano for his gf and he got rlly flustered when someone brought it up so he left / “Lower your expectations and you’ll NEVER be disappointed” Junhui: my teacher did a headstand for 45 seconds if we got at least 100 points throwing darts for extra credit / someone grabbing dry ice off the ground and not realizing it was dry ice until he got burned Soonyoung: my teacher giving a girl the name dance mom because she dresses like one of his friends moms when she was younger / My teacher running up to CO2 bomb and almost kicking it (good thing it exploded before he did) Wonwoo: “Take AP Literature kids! You talk about death and read books that make you question your existence!” / Purposefully moving onto the next slide when I say “Can you wait for 2 secs” and laughing at my suffering Jihoon: My teacher was talking about Resident Evil 1 and how he wants to play it again, so someone brought in his ps1 and gave it to my teacher with Resident Evil 1 / “The first semester was great guys, but why are we like this now.” Seokmin: My teachers wife came in took his wallet and then 30 minutes late brought him lunch from pizza hut and a brownie. My teacher said I love you and thanks to her. / My teacher eating a brownie and having a mild allergic reaction and just standing in the middle of the room and laughing when we started panicking Mingyu: Inspired by The Flash, my teacher hit a bullseye as he rolled across the floor and jumped up. I know. We all lost it. / A class discussion about quantum physics turned into my teacher lecturing me about global warming Minghao: Someone was joking around with my teacher and my teacher said “You’re my best friend” and they said “No thanks.” / My teacher talking about how he watches Curious George w his son all the time Seungkwan: My teacher ran to his wife’s classroom to demonstrate just how much air he can hold in his lungs. (Which is a surprisingly large amount) / I ate borax on accident Hansol: My teacher told us that he took a geology class and someone pointed at a rock in his fish tank and he yelled “Calcium Carbonate!” really loudly. / Someone walked in on accident and stayed for both hours and the whole time they just stared at the fishtank Chan: Someone said to “Houdini the X” and my teacher has not stopped saying that phrase for the past 2 weeks / He gave a girl a board to shield her from the wind of the emergency fan