Beach Day with the Girlies
NT. WINGAERSHEEK BEACH - DAY
The sun shines brightly on Wingaersheek Beach, and the hags - Arden, Aoife, Gia - along with Sahin and Shiv, gather their beach essentials. They set up their colorful beach towels, umbrellas, and a cooler filled with snacks.
SHIV
(Adjusting her sunglasses)
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with his presence. Oliver Layboun, the Great Dane himself!
OLIVER LAYBOUN, a flamboyant figure with an uncanny resemblance to a young Donald Trump, emerges from the shadows. He carries a tray of egg-free mac and cheese, exuding an air of sophistication.
OLIVER
(With a theatrical flourish)
Greetings, my dear hags! I come bearing the gift of mac and cheese, fit for the kings and queens of Hagopia!
The hags exchange skeptical glances, but their curiosity gets the better of them as they dig into the cheesy goodness.
ARDEN
(Suspiciously)
Oliver, are you planning to colonize parts of Hagopia for Denmark with this mac and cheese?
OLIVER
(Chuckles)
My dear Arden, I assure you, it's just a culinary delight. No territorial ambitions here!
Suddenly, a flock of seagulls swoops down, drawn by the scent of the mac and cheese. Chaos ensues as the hags flail their arms, trying to fend off the hungry birds.
SAHIN
(Shouting)
We're under attack! Save the mac and cheese!
They scramble to protect the remaining mac and cheese, but the seagulls prove too persistent.
SHIV
(Dodging seagulls)
Well, I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be attacked by the seagulls of Wingaersheek. This is truly a beach adventure for the ages.
As they escape the seagull madness, the hags rush towards the ocean, thinking they are finally safe. But the sight that greets them is unexpected - a pod of angry porpoises surrounds them, their eyes filled with fury.
ARDEN
(In disbelief)
Oh no, not the porpoises again! Sahin, your previous encounter has come back to haunt us!
SAHIN
(Tears welling up)
I will be the human sacrifice for the greater good of the hags. It's the only way to appease the porpoises' wrath.
Before Sahin can act on her sacrificial offer, Aoife, with a mischievous grin, pushes her into the water.
AOIFE
(Laughing)
Sorry, Sahin, but I'm not letting you take one for the team. Plus, we could use a distraction!
Sahin splashes into the water, bewildered but unharmed. The hags burst into laughter, unable to contain their amusement.
SHIV
(Chuckles)
Well, Sahin, you always know how to make a dramatic entrance. Bravo!
Suddenly, Kendall Roy, the ominous figure from WayStar RoyCo, stands at the water's edge, staring out at the sea with a troubled expression.
KENDALL ROY
(Whispering)
The water... it's inescapable. It will consume us all.
The hags exchange puzzled glances before shrugging it off, returning to their beach antics.
The beach adventure continues with a coquette Lana Delray Pinterest Lolita vibe, as Shiv struts confidently in her bathing suit, catching the attention of onlookers.
The hags, Arden and Aoife, armed with their secret Oliver repellant made of raw eggs, manage to keep him at bay, ensuring their safety. Oliver accidentally slips, exclaiming "dick" instead of "dock," causing the hags to erupt into laughter.
Arden, despite her initial reluctance, starts to appreciate the beach, shedding her past memories with Lucky and embracing the joyous and silly moments with her friends.
FADE OUT.
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